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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
Michael Jackson V Conrad Murray: Psychic Finds The Bald Truth In Signature Scent
MICHAEL JACKSON V Dr Conrad Murray: Back in court one last time, Jackson is making news. A criminal complaint has been filed against Dr Murray which means we can now read the coroner’s report. Jackson’s iatrogenic death was caused by propofol.
In the Daily Star, readers learn:
JACKO WAS BLIND, BALD AND KEPT WEE IN A BOTTLE
MICHAEL Jackson was almost bald, needed glasses and had a sealed bottle of urine by his bed when he died, it emerged last night.
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Posted: 10th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (8)
Pictures Of Suri Cruise Introduce Mission Impossible 4: Scietology Or Less
SURI Cruise used her Earth Mother Katie Holmes to carry her into the Bowery hotel, in New York. Tom Cruise has just signed on to star in the fourth Mission: Impossible film, in which he strives to find a shorter way of saying Scientology, the many syllables thought to be preventing Jews, Muslims, Christians and Hindus but not Unitarianists from signing up. Suri hides her eyes. Lets the message seep out too soon: obey:
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Posted: 10th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Katie Price Caught In Princess Paedo Picture Storm
KATIE Price and Alex Reid: Want to read about Katie Price “SICKEST STUNT EVER” and how she turned her daughter into a “TART”? There are “SICK” pictures of the two-year-old Princess Tianaminimeeeeeeee. Want to see them? Want to see the daughter “dolled up like a tart”?
Take care as you download your copy of the Daily Star with its “sick” pictures of “tart” children from the newsagent’s shelves. Hold it nonchalantly. Don’t stare at the image of Princess Tinainimimeeeee looking like Liza Minnelli on a spin cycle. Stick the filthy organ in the pages of Asian Babes to save embarrassment. Oooer. Too late. You’ve been spotted bny the mum and kids on their way to school.
PAEDO!
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Posted: 10th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (12)
Michael Jackson V Conrad Murray: Introducting Danny Gans
MICHAEL Jackson V Dr Conrad Murray: Will this case finally allow the death of Danny Gans to emerge into the mainstream media? Gans was the Las Vegas stalwart found dead by iatrogenic mean. Anorak’s Man in LA reports:
THE death of Las Vegas superstar Danny Gans by overdose of a powerful opiate called hydromorphone at the prime of his life and career raised few, if any red flags among the members of the Las Vegas news media. The mysterious and untimely passing of the injury-riddled Born Again Christian athlete, corporate entertainment favorite and longtime Steve Wynn showpiece in the middle of the night, and all the strange occurrences before and after his tragic last breath rated little more than cursory coverage and police report transcribing, and the acceptance of one of Danny Gans’ doctor’s claims that the star may have died from the ingestion of a single hydromorphone (also known as Dilaudid or “drugstore heroin”) pill left over from an unused five-year-old prescription.
The willful and shameful avoidance of the Gans story and all its many avenues, including Gans’ ownership of a pharmacy supply house, was made more obvious when compared to the national media’s vigilant and responsible coverage of the death of entertainer Michael Jackson.
Now, the manslaughter charge lodged yesterday against Conrad Murray, the doctor who allegedly administered the fatal dose of drugs that Jackson ordered up, has again brought the Gans case into the national spotlight.
An item on the MSNBC.com website titled Murray’s case up stakes in world of celeb drugs notes that
“…the state of California, weary of growing number of celebrity prescription drug deaths, is seeking some control over a festering doctor-patient dynamic that has taken bold-faced names from Heath Ledger to Anna Nicole Smith to Danny Gans.”
While those on the Las Vegas news media would claim that Gans is an unimportant figure, known to few outside the market, others know better. In this case, the musical impressionist is mentioned in the same sentence as two legends, in a story about a fellow legend. Of the four cases, his is the only one that was closed along with all its mysteries left hanging. Yet, according to the MSNBC report, Gans’ death, coming weeks before Jackson’s, may have been a factor in the decision to prosecute in the Murray case– “to put a dent into Hollywood’s pill pipeline.”
Danny Gans’ tragedy may, in the end, help future celebrities. But most important: Will there ever be justice for Danny Gans?
Surely, some of the curiosity will spread.
The Danny Gans Story: The Voices Inside My Head
Danny Gans And Michael Jackson’s Iatrogenic Deaths
The Mysterious Death Of Danny Gans
The Untold Death Of Danny Gans
Posted: 10th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Susan Boyle’s Turkish Swimming Cat Pebbles Relocates To London Olympics Village
SUSAN Boyle has split form Pebbles. The cat that encouraged SuBo to sing and perform by way to his radio-whiskers and mind control has been ditched.
Pebbles is living with retired accountant Pamela Eaton-Browne, 76, in east London. Look out for Pamela on Britain’s Got Talent doing the Go Cat Shuffle – everyone’s gonna be doing it – and saving the worlds form cynicism, plastic surgery and hurt.
“One day Simon Cowell said to my friend [who works for Susan’s management company], ‘Do you know anyone who will look after this cat, because Susan’s flying all over the world and what do you do with the cat?’
“Anyway this friend said to me, ‘We all know you like cats. Would you have Susan’s cat for a couple of weeks?’”
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Posted: 9th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (5)
Angelina Jolie Comforts John Terry: Pictures
ANGELINA Jolie breaks away from Brad Pitt (pictures) to tell the world:
“It is incredibly horrible to see a catastrophe of this size hit a people who have been suffering from extreme poverty, violence and unrest for so many decades.”
We hear you, Ange. But Chelsea captain John Terry’s alleged affair with Vanessa Perroncel is not such a big deal to England fans – not when you look at Haiti and David Beckham’s new tattoo…
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Posted: 9th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Pictures Of Within The Michael Jackson Mausoleum On Sale
MICHAEL Jackson v Conrad Murray: Away from the court room news reaches us of those pictures from within the Mausoleum. Anorak’s Man in LA looks on:
SOURCES tell Rumor Rat exclusively that Michael Jackson’s former hairdresser and “friend,” Karen Faye, is, allegedly, in the doghouse with his family over the sale of those photos of Jacko’s crypt at Forest Lawn, Glendale.
Faye used to be on the short list of people who were allowed inside the mausoleum and close to Jackson’s entombment site.
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Posted: 9th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (5)
Hello!: Toni Terry’s Figure, Vanessa Perroncel’s Coffee, Kirsty Gallagher’s Magical Birth And EastEnders At 25
HELLO! magazine – we read it so you don’t have to: John Terry and Toni Terry are “STILL IN LOVE”; TV’S KIRSTY GALLAGHER introduces Jude The Dude; and EastEnders celebrates 25 years of searching for a stable family unit…
The Terrys’ All Sold of Chelsea are given this delicious comment by a source:
“The marriage is solid. It will work.”
John Terry: Wayne Bridge’s Lover Vanessa Perroncel In Pictures (NSFW)
Well, who is to say what works for other people? If allegedly shagging loadsa other women including your best mate’s lover and mother to his son keeps you solid, so be it. Rock on.
Toni, we learn, is a “shapely brunette”. Vanessa Perroncel is friends with Suzi Walker, former wife of former Spurs ‘keeper Ian Walker, he of the uber alles hair-do who cheated on her with a dancer. Suzi says she had coffee with Perroncel. Suzi says Toni is “sweet”.
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Katie Price Tries For A Baby With Alex Reid: Pictures
KATIE Price and Ales Reid: Tango & Gash’s working model Katie Price has been on the Capital Radio Breakfast Show and GMTV. Anorak spotted her and took photos. Says Katie: “Me and Alex so want kids – well, we are trying, so let’s hope, let’s hope.” Let’s hope for Haiti. “The reason we got married in Vegas is because you can’t get married anywhere else unless you’ve been divorced for a certain amount of days. There was no Elvis or – you know, it wasn’t tacky at all. In fact, the pictures are absolutely gorgeous.” As heat magasine says: the weding is a “FAKE” and “Jordan is trying to get pregnant even as we speak.” Alex is in India. Picture that:
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Posted: 9th, February 2010 | In: Heat | Comments (3)
Sarah Brown Is Wally And Chris Martin’s Sperm Negative Present The Evening Standard Film Awards: Pictures
TO the Evening Standard Film Awards at The Movieum in County Hall, with the ubiquitous Jaime Winstone, Lily Allen lite Alfie Allen, Chris Martin dressed as Woody Allen’s sperm negative, Andy Serkis, Carey Mulligan, Sacha Baron Cohen, with his Peter Sellers Award for Comedy, Anne-Marie Duff, James McAvoy, Armando Iannucci, Jenny Agutter, Nicolas Roeg, Eva Green and professional ligger and photo-op hunter Sarah Brown, aka Where’s Wally:
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Posted: 9th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Win A Night Out With Lindsay Lohan, For Haiti
PRESS Release of the day sees Lindsay Lohan host a Brits Awards charity fund raiser for Haiti. Having saved India, Lohan does not rest. (Images: Lindsay Lohan’s apartment.)
The invite:
LINDSAY LOHAN HOSTS ALTITUDE LONDON’S BRIT AWARDS
CELEBRATION IN AID OF HAITIHollywood actress Lindsay Lohan hosts Altitude London’s exclusive BRIT Awards Celebration on Tuesday February 16th 2010, with all proceeds going to the Red Cross in aid of Haiti.
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Posted: 9th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Michael Jackson V Conrad Murray: Court Case in Pictures
MICHAEL Jackson in pictures: Every the showman, Michael Jackson uses doctors and drugs to make a spectacle of his own death and keep the show live for months. The latest instalment sees Dr. Conrad Murray face arraignment in the Los Angeles County Superior Airport Courthouse on charges of involuntary manslaughter in the singer’s death. Murray is remanded into custody and held on $75,000-dollar bail. And once more the fans come to watch the show: Michael Jackson 1990 -1999; Michael Jackson 1980-1990; Michael Jackson Pre-1980; Michael Jackson’s Funera:
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Dr. Conrad Murray faces arraignment in the Los Angeles County Superior Airport Courthouse on charges of involuntary manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson February 8, 2010. Murray was remanded into custody and held on $75,000-dollar bail. Murray listens to his lead attorney Ed Chernoff while Chernoff argues for reduced bail.
Posted: 9th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Brad Pitt ‘Breaks Down’ As Angelina Jolie ‘Taunts’ Him
BRAD Pitt and Angelina Jolie are frotting and rubbing and groping at the Super Bowl. It’s entertaining stuff, keeping the fans thrilled in those long boring bits between the adverts. Brad and Ange are together. But still the National Enquirer hammers away at the couple that have already split, or not. This week, readers are told:
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Touch Up Super Bowl: In 70 Pictures
“BRAD BREAKS DOWN! He can’t take any more.”
“ANGIE TAUNTING HIM”
“JEN HURTING HIM”
Brad and Angelina are suing the NoTW for saying they’d split up. We spot Brad and Ange getting off with each other. Or as the Enquirer says:
“BRAD CAN’T TAKE ANY MORE!”
Readers learn of the “misery of his personal life” and that Brad is in the “deep, dark pit of despair”. He is “falling to pieces.”
READ: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie: Sex Toys, Jennifer Aniston ‘Romps’ In Pictures
“Angelina would like nothing more than for Brad to crawl back to her on his hands and knees, begging her for a reconciliation. But there’s no way that’s going to happen.”
So says the source. But hasn’t Brad already been on all fours?
Fore more facts check out these pictures of Brad and Ange playing around with each other at the Super Bowl.”
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Touch Up Super Bowl: In 70 Pictures
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Marriage Is ‘Over’: Fact
Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt – A Romance In Pictures
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Break-Up Pictures
Posted: 9th, February 2010 | In: National Enquirer | Comment
Plans To Clone Farrah Fawcett: Angel Hair For Sale
FARRAH Fawcett has died. But can she be revived? In “Will this be used to clone Farrah Fawcett?”, Anorak’s Man In LA looks at one macabre artifact for sale. Well, how do you follow these fine momentos?
Napoleon’s Penis And Other Famous Offcuts
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Posted: 9th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Sue News Of The World: Schillings Again
HAVING helped with the John Terry and Vanessa Perroncel debacle (alleged) with the News of The World, London law firm Schillings is now advising Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in their case against the, er, NoTW – specifically the papers claim they were going to split.
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Touch Up Super Bowl: In 70 Pictures
You know the one their rep calls “BS“.
As we said in our review of the splashy NoTW scoop: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Marriage Is ‘Over’: Fact:
So they have not split. Brad and Angle have just created the non-divorce, un-married couple’s contract. They remain together and happy. What other facts?
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Posted: 8th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Britain’s Got Talent Auditions At The Hammersmith Apollo London
THE Britain’s Got Talent Auditions at The Hammersmith Apollo London, with Ant (right) and Dec (left) eyebrow wrangler Amanda Holden, walking inflatable Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell. Earlier in the week, Anorak was in the queue to see the Big Brother 11 hopefuls perform the Hokey Cokey and be judged to see if they were talented or untalented enough to go on the show and be voted for by the great unwashed. Britain’s Got Talent is utterly different to Big Brother because it’s got Simon Cowell and a better timeslot on ITV…
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Posted: 8th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Strange But True | Comment
Jedward Video: Chewed Up And Spat Out By Warrington Wolves
WHAT news of X Factor’s singing Duracell Gonks Jedward? Well, they’ve been miming a Robbie Williams song, Ghostbusters and Under Pressure at a Warrington Wolves Vs. Harlequins rugby match at The Halliwell Jones Stadium. The Wolf never once ate them. And the best lyric of the night is saved right to the very end – 8:34 mark.
Posted: 8th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony At The Super Bowl Creche: Pictures
BRAD Pitt cops a feel of Angelina Jolie at the Super Bowl – Touch Up! – and the fun does not end there. Waiting for the adverts to come on and break up the American Soccer Cup, we also spotted Jennifer Lopez with Marc Anthony and children Emme and Max. And is that a nanny? It’s great to see wives and tiny children sat in the best seats at the big sports show – and we are certain that fans of the Indianapolis Colts and New Orleans Saints unable to get tickets will be happy they fell into such deserving hands:
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Posted: 8th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Revealed: The Secret Of Cliff Richard And Mick Jagger’s Skin
THE Daily Mail brings new of the “Peter Pan” gene that means some people look younger than others. This apparent story is illustrated by a picture of Sir Cliff Richard (born October 1940) and Mick Jagger (not knighted and born in July 1943).
The research, published in Nature Genetics, makes the Mail wonder if “genetic changes to ageing” result in Jagger looking a like deflated testicle that’s been pickled in booze and drugs and religionist Sir Cliff who looks like he’s had loadsa Botox and praying.
Go figure…
The Rolling Stones In Pictures And Cigarettes
Posted: 8th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Alex Reid Asks Katie Price For A ‘Divorce’: Pictures
ALEX REID and KATIE PRICE have married and “Split”. Alex Reid wants a divorce. Tango & Gash are fading, not literally. But they are finished. Says the Daily Star’s front page:
“ALEX: GIVE ME A DIVORCE”
Because:
“He’s crushed by control freak Jordan.”
The story:
BROKEN Alex Reid wants to divorce Kate Price because she has a cynical masterplan to rake in cash.
So says the Daily Star – first for Jordan news!
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
Cage-fighter Alex says he is “exhausted” after being swept up by new bride Kate’s whirlwind scheme. Five days after he tied the knot with the model, alias Jordan, 31, they are 5,000 miles apart as he is working in India.
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Posted: 8th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (8)
Win Tickets For Miley Cyrus Haiti Film, Joe McElderry Goes Free
HAITI is a huge deal for popstars. You can look at the worst Charity singles here. And know that Miley Cyrus tells us: “Ever since the earthquake, I’ve been trying to do my part to help the people of Haiti – and I wanted to do more.”
Whaddayado, Miley?
Well, fans can bid to buy Miley’s Herve Leger dress the singer wore to the Grammy Awards, two tickets to the Hollywood premiere of her upcoming film, The Last Song, Nicole Richie’s jewelry from her House of Harlow line and a Britney Spears mini dress. And Miley’s big sister, Brandi, will “perform with her band Frank & Derol at Harmonies for Haiti, a charity concert organized by Disney Channel star Chelsea Staub, on Feb. 11 at the House of Blues in West Hollywood.”
Any Haitians who can make it, can enter too. (Travel arrangements and lodgings not included.)
As they say:
I don’t mean to sound bitter. I just am. All a celebrity has to do to look like they’re doing shitloads is to drop off clothes they probably didn’t even pay for, as long as their name’s attached – whereas if we put in the amount of effort they’re doing as of right now – we’d probably be handing in used bobby pins, friendship bracelets or nail clippers or something …
Here’s X Factor winner Joe McElderry buying his Simon Cowell Says song for Haiti. The grandstanding is not important so long as the cash reaches the needy, right. Only, if the needy can help to promote a few stars, then at last someone wins from so much death and destruction. Although no Haitian singers and musos – sorry, maybe next time…
Posted: 7th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Kate Gosselin Shows Her Butter Face: Pictures
KATE Gosselin is spotted after having dinner at ‘Butter’ in New York. Butter. If there is a word that screams the cri de Coeur in puritanical New York it is Butter. Anorak is to open an eatery called “Cigs”, specialising in luke warm food served on specially constructed outside steps under a leaky covering fashioned from Christina Hendricks’ portico. Here’s Gosselin auditioning for Worzel Gummidge – the American years:
Posted: 7th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
So You Think You Can Dance: Cat Deeley Nurses Leona Lewis: Pictures
ROUND whatever of BBC1’s So You Think You can Dance – or SYTYCD as they say in the Polish nurse in the STD clinic calls it. In between Britain’s Got Talent and the X Factor, the BBC chips in with a with a show that makes you hanker for Holby City. High time the BBC linked up its output into a single thread, in which someone on SYTYCD ends up in Casualty, looking on as Phil Mitchell runs amuck with a broken bottle as Jeremy Vine debates Broken Britain in a beige raincoat while Leona Lewis sings. Cat Deeley could be nurse. Just an idea…
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Posted: 7th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Katie Price And Alex Reid Split: Shocking Pictures
ALEX REID and KATIE PRICE have “Split” after just five days marriage. Tango & Gash (NSFW) are over. The Daily Star has more: “JORDAN AND ALEX REID SPLIT.” Her stitches have come undone? “NEWLYWEDS Alex Reid and Jordan “split” last night… “But just a few hours later Alex, 34, left the ¬mum-of-three to board a flight to Mumbai where he is filming his new telly show Alex Reid: The Fight Of His Life”, leaving Katie to promote “her own ITV2 reality show What Katie Did Next.” Noooooooooo:
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Posted: 7th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (23)
Kelly Osbourne Fail: Flies In A Green Jet And Heidi Montag Hypocrisy
KELLY Osbourne uses her Closer magazine column to tell readers that she is “Going Green” and thinks Heidi Montag is sad for having cosmetic surgery. When she’s not jetting between big houses in America and Britain, Kelly is doing good deeds:
“In some ways, LA is really behind the UK in terms of recycling and being green. Hardly anyone uses their own shopping bags at the supermarket and everyone drinks bottled water. But I’m going to make a huge effort this year. I’ve been using a water filter jug instead of buying water and Luke and I try to walk places instead of driving or we use our electric scooter.”
And that good because Kelly is drinking 4 litres of water a day as part of her de-tox. Last week, green trooper Kelly was in Mommoth mountain California skiing. And Luke has just scootered it back to England. What other news?
* Kelly, 25, was set to marry her model fiance Luke Worrall, 20, later this year but they have postponed the event until 2011 so Worrall will be able to drink in the US.
Tap water? Or imported spirits?
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Posted: 6th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
