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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
I’m A Celebrity Schoolgirl Sam Fox Inspires Helen Flanagan’s ‘Vile Sex Secret’
What links I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here’s Samantha Fox, Coronation Street’s Helen Flanagan, Shannon Matthews and “vile sex”?
THE News of The World says Coronation Street’s Helen Flanagan is on “top form” as she dressed in short schoolgirl skirt, long socks and sucks on a lollypop over a pushed up cleavage and school tie combo.
HERE’S a sight to make ’em sit up and pay attention at the back . . . it’s soap star Helen Flanagan back in her sexy schoolgirl routine…And she was lucky not to have been kept in after school – because she was a VERY naughty girl.
Can this be the same News of The World that brought us the Shannon Matthews’ story: “SHANNON MAN’S VILE SEX SECRET.”
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Posted: 15th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
X Factor: Jedward Porn Shocker As Olly Murs Seduces Stacey Solomon
X Factor Watch: Jedward watch porn, almost strangled, Stacey Solomon saved by love-struck Olly Murs, Danyl Johnson sings and Lloyd Daniels is in the running.
Can you link these two X Factor stories on Jedward – the John and Edwards Grimes double act?
Daily Star (front page): “Our Hell: Stress is too much”
TERRIBLE twins John and Edward Grimes are cracking up because of the backlash against them.
News of the World (front page): “Jedward caught watching porn”
Simon cracks down on flings, rows and Jedward ogling porn
In other unrelated news:
RHYDIAN: “’Get a grip Danyl’”
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Posted: 15th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
X Factor Pictures: Ten Reasons Why Calvin Harris Abused Jedward With Rotten Fruit
X FACTOR Watch: Calvin Harris runs across the stage as Jedward judder through a song like Simon Cowell’s Duracell gonks. Why did he do it? Why a pineapple? We have five reasons why Calvin Harris abused Jedward with rotten fruit.
1. Look At Me
Scheduled to appear on the Xtra Factor on ITV 2.1, Harris wanted to be on ITV1. And he was.
2.The Deranged Fan
The electro-musician ran on to the set holding a pineapple on his head, mimicking the quiffs donned by the brothers…An X Factor spokesman said: “Apparently Calvin is a huge John and Edward fan but it’s unacceptable to storm the stage whilst an act is performing.” – Sky
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Posted: 15th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
X Factor: Calvin Harris Moons Jedward With A Pineapple, Video
CALVIN Harris, a Scots pop star, has enlivened the Jedward X Factor sing-along by running across the stage with a pineapple on his head. Around the 4mins 30 mark. It’s just after you see Louis Walsh looking like a man counting the sequins on a lap dancer’s thong:
Did you see it? A man with a pineapple. On his head. Running.
It’s what Saturday night telly is all about. Dusty Bin was right…
Posted: 14th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
X Factor Local News: Jedward Break Young Boys Arm
X FACTOR local news watch – relevant news from your region: Jedward break boys arm in Blackpool.
The Blackpool Gazette says “Jedward have got the X-ray Factor”. And we learn:
A YOUNG fan of pop phenomena John and Edward has taken his support for the controversial X Factor twins to the extreme.
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Posted: 14th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
X Factor: Fans Track Down Jedward
X FACTOR local news news from Devon, where the country is being touched by X Factor fever:
A TAXI driver from Torquay drove more than 400 miles to win a bet and find X Factor twins ‘Jedward’. Thomas Pataki’s sixteen year-old step-son David Williams bet him that he couldn’t find the X Factor house, so he took up the challenge.
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Posted: 14th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
BBC Opens Public Vote To Pick The New Strictly Come Dancing Presenter
BRUCE Forsyth is out of Strictly Come Dancing. Anyone still watching the tired BBC show – the institutionalised circling life’s plughole in care homes, secure units and the BBC staff canteen – can now vote on the person to replace dear Brucie.
The BBC is, of coruse, deeply distressed that the aged performer is too ill to go on, positoning news of his illness beneath the headline “WEIRD & WONDERFUL“.
Now you can vote. Who will it be? Vote now and vote often:
Posted: 14th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (6)
Read About The X Factor Star’s Life Destroyed Family Life
IN the Daily Mail you can read about the X Factor contestant whose “fame is tearing his family apart”.
It’s Rhydian Roberts, the X Factor runner up to Leon Jackson (?). So how is fame destroying his family?
But doesn’t he ever get lonely? ‘Very seldom,’ he says. ‘There are times when I think, “It would be nice to be with a girl”. I’m single at the moment. I have to be. I’d be a right nightmare to live with.
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Posted: 14th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
X Factor: Olly Murs Kisses Stacey Solomon And Lily Allen Throws Punch For Cheryl Cole
X FACTOR Watch: Olly Murs is dating Stacey Solomon while ogling Dannii Minogue’s bum, Cheryl Cole and Ashley’s nightmare and Lily Allen throws a punch for Cheryl Cole…
The X Factor round-up:
Daily Mirror (front page): “OLLY LOVES ME”
Olly Murs and Stacey Solomon are an item. So says the Mirror:
Their outrageous flirting has become the talk of the show – and everyone agrees they make a lovely couple. Especially after it was revealed that X Factor rivals Stacey Solomon, 19, and Olly Murs, 25, have just shared their first kiss.
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Posted: 14th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
BBC Says It’s Wonderful That Bruce Forsyth Is Too Ill To Host Strictly Come Dancing
ON the BBC website, “wonderful” news that Bruce Forsyth is “too ill” to host Strictly Come Dancing.
The story – as pictured here – appears in the BBC’s “Weird & Wonderful” section. It might be Weird. But Wonderful it might be too, because a new host would enliven the care home telly show that serves one purpose: to make the X Factor look better than it is.
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Posted: 13th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (5)
Daniel Radcliffe Denies Being A Drug Taking Method Actor
HARRY Potter was “Harry Pothead” in today’s Daily Mirror, wasted on weed and having his face drawn on by – gulp – a girl. Who knew? A girl.
Only he wasn’t. At least that’s what he says. And he knows. For certain. He knows. His spokesman knows it too:
“Daniel does smoke the occasional roll-up cigarette, but he was not doing anything more than this. We categorically deny the allegations regarding Daniel Radcliffe published in today’s Daily Mirror.”
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Posted: 13th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Katie Price Humilates Chelsea Handler’s Pathetic Show
KATIE Price has been shopping for Botox face in LA and appearing on the Chelsea Handler show. The Sun tunes in:
“Jord humiliated on US TV show”
Can Jordan be humiliated? In having Katie Price on her show, doesn’t Handler show how desperate she is to have people – anyone – to talk to? And if Katie Price is a crap guest – which she is – what does that say about Handler’s show and her ability to seduce top-notch talent to appear on it?
And in talking about it what does it make us?
Handler and Price deserve each other. You find your level. As Handler – a WASPish Joan Rivers impersonator – said:
“The worse the guests are, the more pathetic they are, the funnier the show is.”
She needs Jordan and her ilk more then they need her.
Highlights of low-key interview are:
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Posted: 13th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
X Factor: Jedward To Join Boyzone In Irish Vote Frenzy
LOUIS Walsh is not sure what to make of Jedward, the X Factor fight act.
He tells the Evening Herald:
“It’s ridiculous Irish viewers can’t vote. I’d be far more confident of keeping the twins in if we had a vote in Ireland.”
“…I know from just walking down the street here and the reaction I’m getting that they have huge support here.”
This is the same Louis Walsh who opined on The Gerry Ryan Show:
“They got a really hard time from people in Ireland, from people who have never met them and didn’t know them.
“I had it before with Boyzone and different bands before. People slag you off – it’s a weird thing, it’s an Irish thing.”
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Posted: 13th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Katie Price’s Neo Tech Dicovery
KATIE Price is in the celebrity jungle and her Dean Gaffney look-alike lover Alex Reid is limbering up for televised drunken fighting by telling the Mirror, in interview, about his books at bedtime:
“We’re both very bright. That’s another thing we have in common. I’m really into self-improvement, ancient theology. I think a lot and read. Right now, I’m reading The Neo-Tech Discovery – how to live longer and make more money …”
See Katie’s neo-future former husbands – see them all here.
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Posted: 13th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Robbie Williams Sings With Take That, In Pictures
TO the BBC Children in Need Rocks concert, at the Royal Albert Hall with Take That back for good-ish with Robbie Williams. Also there was Cheryl Cole, the ubiquitous Lily Allen, Snow Patrol, Muse, Dizzee Rascal, Dame Shirley Bassey, Paul McCartney and, well, us…
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Posted: 13th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Daily Mail Sticks The Louboutin Into Coleen Rooney
HANDS up which Daily Mail readers want to know what kept “new mum Coleen Rooney “up till 2am”?
On Page 3, you can find out the answer. But before we go there, the Star also has Coleen on its page 3: “ROON IS NAPPY DODGER.”
“He revealed yesterday that he would love to have a shot at changing two-week-old son Kai.”
Poor Wayne can’t get close enough to Kai to change the little love’s bum because Coleen keeps getting in the way. And after that talks of excreta, we move to the Mail, and learn:
“Portrait of a WAG out on the town (in £500 Louboutin heels) one week after giving birth.”
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Posted: 13th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (11)
In Pictures: X Factor Lucie Jones Sings Cardiff
WHILE London-based X Factor acts – JLS, Too black Rachel Adedeji and Cheryl Cole tribute act Kandy Rain – play GAY Heaven, Welsh girl Lucie Jones performs outside St David’s shopping centre in Cardiff, Wales.
Is there no GAY Heaven in Wales? Maybe in some hidden happy valley, there is. And while JLS and the X Factor Kids meet their yong fans, Lucie Jones meet hers. Want to see them? Brace yourselves…
Lucie Jones
Posted: 13th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
I’m A Celebrity Queen Katie Price Declares War On X Factor’s Jedward
IT was always going to take something special to knock the X Factor off the front pages and Katie Price going into the I’m A Celebrity Jungle is it. As the Star’s front-page headline vows:
“JORDAN: I’M GOING TO BE QUEEN OF THE JUNGLE.”
The X Factor has not disappeared completely from the reality TV news beat, and at the top of the page we learn:
“JEDWARD TO RULE WORLD.”
Where Anorak comes from this is fighting talk.
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Posted: 13th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
The Jon Gosselin Sex Tape Is A Thing Of Beauty
REALITY TV show dross Jon Gosselin – he of the 8 as-seen-on-teevee children (think Mel Gibson with more self-esteem) – has a sex tape out there somewhere, says the National Enquierer. Everyone needs a celebrity sex tape. You probably have one in which you’re shagging Russell Brand or an Oompa Loompa.
Anorak’s Man in LA tells us:
Now before you start pooh-poohing the source, remember that the Enquirer been the leaders when it comes to coverage of some pretty major scandals. John Edwards and his mistress come to mind.
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Posted: 13th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Is Not Underage Porn, Expect To See It Soon
RELUCTANT porn star Carrie Prejean’s solo sex tape may soon see the light of day. The “racy” tape was thought to have been shelved by TMZ because it featured an underage Prejean. But now it turns out that Carrie was, reportedly, old enough to make it legit. Our Man in LA looks on:
UH-oh… Bad news for former Miss California Carrie Prejean.
Seems she may have been mistaken about how old she was when she did a solo sex tape which she later sent to her boyfriend.
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Posted: 12th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Peter Andre Pulled Out Of I’m A Celebrity Not To Do The X Factor
I’M A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! has claimed Peter Andre as its first victim. The pop acorn who rose to fame – literally – when he squired Katie Price in the jungle clearing will not be reporting on the show.
Sentimental Peter Andre was all booked to head Down Under and spend three weeks as a behind-the-scenes reporter for This Morning, saying nice things in a nice way and being, hopefully, thought of as nice by the nice viewers at home.
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Posted: 12th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (7)
Naked Twilight Star Christian Serratos Is Peta’s Dumb Animal Of The Month
CHRISTIAN Serratos, who plays Angela in Twilight, says she would rather go naked than wear fur. At 19, that’s her prerogative. Her stance also gives Peta a chance to shows the world her naked arse and a side order of breast meat.
Don’t exploit dumb animals. Exploit dumb women instead.
It all makes us wonder if Serratos’ stance against wearing animal skins extends to leather and silk, like the shoes and accessories she wears as a model and jobbing celeb?
Also, Christian has four mini poodles Johnny Cash and Gigi had four pups Polar and Gibson who have found homes with her friends. Uffie (named after the singer), and Gorrilla stayed with Gigi and Cash.
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Posted: 12th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (8)
I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Sacks Katie Price
THE year is now divided into TV shows: And November means I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!, staring Katie Price in the sack and out of a bikini.
While the BBC’s care home-focused non-dancing dance show Strictly Come Dancing – does anyone allowed to operate the remote control watch it? – ITV follows the X Factor with another hit.
The show features the following celebrities, who would once have been called “personalities” and before that “VIPs”:
George Hamilton – Does the Hollywood legends know the sun cannot reach the jungle floor? Big risk that his tan might suffer. Expects a deep mahogany giving way to light maple as the show progresses.
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Posted: 12th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (14)
Katie Price’s Alex Reid In Drunken Fight
KATIE Price’s lover Alex Reid – not one her future former husbands – is to star in a cable TV show in which his becomes expert in, among other things, “drunken fighting”.
Says Alex in the Star:
“I’m over the moon to be doing what I love most.”
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Posted: 12th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Michael Jackson Tribute: Pole Dancer Moonwalks For Jacko
MICHAEL Jackson Tribute Watch: Today a man does a Jackson Moonwalk in the air. It is what Jackson would have wanted. Let us know if you see a pole dancer doing a Jackson tribute. Roll MJ:
Those Michael Jackson Tributes In Full:
Michael Jackson Co-Writes Fated, The Comic Book Tale Of A Supernatural Pop Star
Harry Connick Jr Presents Jackson Jive, The Medical Michael Jackson Tribute Act
The Weirdest Michael Jackson Birthday Tributes
Victoria Beckham’s Tribute To Michael Jackson
The Save The World Awards In Pictures And Jacksons
Jackson The Diamond
The Michael Jackson Thriller Vibrator
The Michael Jackson Butter Cow
Michael Jackson Loved A Cock A Too, With Video
Las Vegas Blogger Races To Puts On Concert In Michael Jackson’s Name
La Toya Jackson’s Musical Tribute To Michael Jackson Home-icide
Filipino Inmates At Cebu Prison Dance For Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson Death T-Shirts For Sale
New Michael Jackson Waxwork Unveiled At Madame Tussauds
The Best And Worst Michael Jackson Tributes
Michael Jackson Plate With Gold Rimming
Michael Jackson Funeral In Pictures
Michael Jackson Attraction: The Ten Best Neverland Experiences
Michael Jackson Memorial Tattoos: Gallery
The Best Michael Jackson Cover Versions
Nicole Richie To Name Son Michael Jackson Richie
Joe Jackson Promotes Michael Jackson Tribute Film
The Michael Jackson Tribute Portrait In Dots
Leeds Tribute To Michael Jackson On Keytar
Michael Jackson Turns To Sand
Teletubbies Pay Tribute To Michael Jackson
Posted: 12th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
