Jedward Do The X Factor: The Most Amazing Things About John & Edward Mania

X FACTOR  Watch – Jedward special: Simon Cowell fixed it for Jedward, Halloween and bust, swine flu, Robbie Williams supports, Noel Gallagher cheers, JLS are on  message, Danyl Johnson votes John & Edward, the look-alikes and Jedward sing YMCA…

ON the front pages of the Mirror, Sun and Star, each time dressed as vampires ready to administer a love bite to anyone close enough, and so create another Jedward clone, the brothers Grimes introduce Halloween.

The Mirror: “X Factor twins John and Edward Grimes may be too sick to perform”

The sick so-and-sos. What they gone and done now?

Simon Cowell’s prayers could be answered – terrible twins John and Edward have been SILENCED by raging sore throats.

If they can’t sing, John & Edward get a pass through to the next round. Happily, Queen’s We Will Rock You is along with YMCA the world’s big semaphore hit and John & Edward can still perform with camping and foot stamping while stood on a large rock.

But the Brothers Grimes are now bona fide celebrities and a sore throat is not enough. As stars they demands more:

THE X Factor twins have been struck down with “flu-like” symptoms – just 24 hours after The Sun revealed the pair were at risk from swine flu.

Belfast Telegraph: “X Factor: Would you vote for the Grimes brothers?”

At his BBC Electric Proms performance last week Robbie stunned the crowd when he told them: “Go for the twins. John and Edward all the way.”

Well, if you can’t stun the crowd with your singing your new song that sounds like a composite blend of your own song with lyrics penned by an angst-riddled teenager, knock them bandy with something else.

And it’s not only Robbie Williams who likes Jedward:

Last year’s X Factor runners-up JLS have also given them the thumbs up, and even Noel Gallagher is reported to be behind them.

You imagine X Factor runners-up JLS like them because it reflects well on them to support a special needs act, and Noel Gallagher likes them because it’s pretty much what Simon Cowell’s pop factory deserves.

X Factor favourite Danyl Johnson, who is being mentored by their nemesis Simon Cowell, has revealed that he’s been voting to keep the twins in.

Danyl Johnson is so desperate to be likes he votes for John & Edward and then let’s this fact be know to the world at large. Others need John & Edward to remind the rest of us that they exist:

And John and Edward have also won the support of Big Brother reject Becky Shiner, who waited outside the X Factor house for hours to see them.

And to be seen.

The Guardian: “X Factor twins John and Edward pin victory hope on talent for publicity”

Simon Cowell described them as “vile little creatures who would step on their mother’s head to have a hit” and vowed to leave the country and sulk for six months if they won. Cheryl Cole said they could neither sing nor dance (“fact”) and more than 181,000 people joined a Facebook hate group in their name.

Hundreds of journalists quite about them.

“It’s been Jedward mania this week,” said Sam Delaney, the editor of Heat. “We’ve hit the tipping point. It’s up there with Bros mania, or Take That at their peak.” Delaney said the rise of JedwoodJohn and Edward mirrored the ascent of another upwardly mobile public figure. “There are parallels here with David Cameron,” he said. “People started off loathing him, then they started mocking him and then one day we woke up and thought: ‘Jesus Christ, he could actually win this.'”

Surely he thought, “Simon Cowell, he could actually win this.” Cowell is bigger. Right, Max:

Publicist Max Clifford believed people were voting to wind up Cowell. “The more Simon speaks out about them the way he does, the better it gets for them.”

The more media space they get the more people are familiar with them and the more likely they are to vote for them. Simon Cowell! John & Edward are Nick Griffin set to music!

But wait a moment. What’s this?

The Sun: “Simon loves Jedward”

SIMON Cowell secretly loves X Factor twins John and Edward Grimes and hatched a plot to turn them into megastars FOUR MONTHS ago, The Sun can reveal.

What’s this? The voting public is being duped? Louis and Simon are in this together!

Westlife’s Shane Filan said Simon and Louis showed footage of the boys to him and his bandmates in June, declaring: “They’re going to be massive.” And he said Simon knows the duo will have a big TV career even if they flop as pop stars.

Shane, 30, whose band is managed by Louis, the twins’ mentor, said: “We went with Louis to Simon’s house in LA and they took us to a room with a cinema and said, ‘We want to play you something.’ They played us John and Edward and Simon said, ‘They’re going to be massive.’ We were like, ‘Oh my god, they’ve gone crazy!’ It was when they did their first audition and they were asked where they’d be in ten years’ time and they were like, ‘We’re gonna be a bit older.’ And Simon said, ‘These are going to make it in the final 12.’

So it’s a fix. Cowell and Walsh are in an elite club of two that sets the agenda as to who wins their TV show.  And you trust the Sun to bring you the facts:

The Sun told this week how the twins scored the highest vote on last weekend’s show, while Simon’s act Danyl finished in the bottom two.

Only they didn’t. Rachel did. John & Edward came nearer the bottom than the top. Is the Sun in on this conspiracy to promote Jedward?

Irish Times: “The public’s guilty pleasure”

You can hear the editor screaming: “Get me a few hundred words on Jedward fast. A writer gets to work:

WE ARE ALWAYS more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess than to be praised for the 15 which we do possess.” Clearly, Mark Twain wasn’t an X Factor devotee, but his words are cannily spot-on when it comes to Dublin twins John and Edward Grimes. Talent – in musical terms anyway – doesn’t ooze from their collective pores, and some critics question whether they have any skills at all, let alone 15 of them.

Spot on, then. One thing we can agree on, and the writer can agree with himself on is this:

Cringey? Yes. Camp? Certainly. But it was so damn watchable, even if you had to peek through your fingers.

To win the show, Jedward need to be as awful as possible. Anorak has produced their playlist to ensure success. And do look at their look-alike gallery – your suggestions please…

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Posted: 31st, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)

Jedward: Free Halloween Mask For Every Reader

JEDWARD – X Factor agonists John & Edward Grime – and Halloween. The tabloids make the link.

Over the whispers we hear that Jedward have been to a doctor about their throats. No, not to see if they are still attached to their heads but to cure a soreness.

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Posted: 31st, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)

Peter Andre’s Unconditonal Perfume Lets You Experience Mr Katie Price In 4D

HAVING watched the battle between sentimental Peter Andre (“I’m just so disappointed in her”) and slapper Katie Price (“Bwuy me book”), we have been waiting for the moment when the nadir was reached.

And today we might have found it as Peter Andre launches not a cologne for men but a perfume for women. It’s called ‘Unconditional‘. It’s a colourless liquid that seems to be lacking in any substance. As such, it is not Peter eponymous scent, which would be orange and marketed as the first perfume you can find in your bag in a pitch black hole or club toilet.

Unconditional is also the name of a Peter Andre song:

I finally understand the meaning of it now
It’s Unconditional
I pray that life will always treat you kind
Unconditional

We await a new range of musical perfumes. Rap artists cold bottle misogyny (base notes of kitchen sink over used underpants), marching bands (brass polish and lemon imbued vinegar) and Simon Cowell’s music factory pumping out the odour of wet tissue sold in a tear-shaped bottle.Unscrew the lid and release the song.

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Posted: 30th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)

Jedward: What John And Edward Will Sing To Win The X Factor

JOHN & Edward will be singing We Will Rock You on the X Factor next week. Not only will Thing 1 and Thing 2 be getting the audience to stamp their feet and clap their hands, but they will also be rapping. This is the Five version of the hit queen song.

It could not be more terrible. And its very awfulness will ensure that John & Edward move on step on to becoming this year’s X Factor champions.

Having so far performed Oops! I Did It Again by Britney Spears is a kak-footed, tuneless version of the singer that could see the lads make a fortune as musical impressionists, and a version of Ricky Martin’s La Vida Loca that was a brilliant parody of the Latino heartthrob who always threatens that he about to sing and dance but never quite erupts.

Indeed, Martin’s shtick of sticking a pose that suggests much more rhythm to come has been adopted by the X Factor’s Cheryl Cole who doesn’t dance so much as ape the Windmill Theatre’s tableaux vivants, stain stock still between swift jerks.

But we digress. The focus is on John & Edward., and what they will need to sign to win the show. What ever it is is has to be memorable. And because Jedward are awful it has to memorably awful.

Anorak

Posted: 30th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)

X Factor: John & Edward Fans Tricked By Rachel Adedeji Vote Fix

MORE X Factor facts now as the tabloid Daily Star gives the wannabe tabloid Daily Telegraph advice on how to spot the difference between John & Edward Grimes and Rachel Adedeji.

Daily Telegraph: “X Factor twins John and Edward Grimes had the highest number of public votes at the weekend and could even win the show, giving Simon Cowell his “worst nightmare”.

Daily Star (front page): “X Factor Winners Revealed – And it’s not who you think”

So the winner isn’t Cheryl Cole, who gets to promote herself and her song on the telly? Is it Simon Cowell, who gets to showcase his factory-pressed acts?

TERRIBLE twins John and Edward are NOT the viewers’ favourites to win… In fact, on Sunday the gruesome twosome only escaped the bottom two by a tiny 0.5% of the votes. And the 18-year-olds have never been out of the bottom four since the X Factor public votes began.

Last week’s vote winner was actually talented teenager Rachel Adedeji, senior show sources confirmed.

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Posted: 30th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

X Factor: John & Edward Perform Live Duet With Miming Britney Spears

X FACTOR Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance looks at X Factor in the news: Louis Walsh mocks Cheryl Cole’s singing, Simon Cowell vows to spend more time in the sun, and John & Edward do Britney Spears too well.

Daily Mirror (front page): “YOU’RE TWIN FREAKS – Cowell savage John & Ed”

Savages? He’d never risk his teeth.

“This X Factor is the hardest one to call,” he says, still reeling from Danyl deffo-not-a-bully-deffo-still-would Johnson being in the bottom two last weekend. “The twins are completely deluded and live in fantasy land but they are lovely. They thought Britney would watch their performance and wanted to invite Robbie to their party.”

John & Edward performed a live version of a Britney Spears song. The performance was every bit as good as the original, save for the boys failing to dry hump the stage, not miming and omitting the Max Wall tribute.

Anorak

Posted: 30th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)

Cher’s Daughter Chastity Bono Will Not Shave Behind Chaz’s Ears

CHAZ Bono was once Chastity Bono, daughter to singing hat pin Cher and the late Sonny Bono, of the pendant moustache. Chaz is talking to Entertainment Tonight about her change:

“Most people call it top surgery. The construction of the male chest from a female chest. When I went through puberty and started to grow breasts, it was very uncomfortable and emotional.”

Anorak’s pictures a post-op chest like Peter Andre’s. Entertainment Tonight’s Mary Hart nods along, waiting to pose the big question. Chaz. Chaz… How big is your penis? Of course, the TV show cares too much to ask it, so instead we hear her ask about surgical procedures “elsewhere?”

Anorak

Posted: 30th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Jedward: X Factor John And Edward Look Alike Gallery

JOHN & Edward Grimes are exactly what the X Factor deserves. The pair now billed as Jedward, which makes them sound like an inbred period drama farm hand with a hump, will win the X Factor.

They have the X Factor. They may well have a missing X chromosome. And there lingers the faint possibility that they are not twins but husband and wife. Whatever, that are or are not, when Midwich Cuckoos: The Musical comes to the stage, John & Edward are shoo-in for all the parts.

But what if they are injured. Who will step into their shoes? Anorak has done a vox pop of X Factor watchers in various secure institutions and come up with the definitive list as to whom John & Edward look like, a bit or a lot.

Anorak

Posted: 29th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)

X Factor: Spice Girl Mel B Rejects Top Job She Wasn’t Offered

THE X Factor is the biggest show on the telly. And Melanie Brown is the former Spice Girl trying to get noticed in a blonde wig. But Mel will not stop at nothing to get on. She will not judge.

In the the Star’s “MEL 3 HAS SPANKING GOOD NIGHT”, Mel considers working as an X Factor judge:

When we met, she explained why she’d never be a judge on The X Factor. She said: “No, that’s not for me. I really don’t like judging people, it’s mean.”

This the same Spice Girl Mel B who sat on the judging panel for the second annual Blue Peter book awards.

Anorak

Posted: 29th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

This Isn’t It: Michael Jackson Conspiracy Theorists Hijack Film Premier, In Pictures

MICHAEL Jackson’s film, This Is It, hits the movie screens.

In 16 cities around the world, the film of outtakes, retakes and on-the-takes plays on.

You can read what Liz Taylor thinks of it here, and what Peter Andre thinks of it here. America has Liz Taylor. The UK has Peter Andre, and he had to be imported.

Not everywhere is the film a big deal. But our snappers were in LA and London. And this is what they saw (there’s a film in this). Look out for:

London: Randy Jackson, Tito Jackson and Marlon Jackson (which si which), George Sampson, Abby Clancy, Harry Connick Junior (you’ve seen this, right?), a Chipmunk and two looka-likes.

LA: Ian Ziering’s teeth, Will Smith’s knits, Jennifer Lopez (allegdly), Paula Abdul’s New Age dress and Paris Hilton.

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Posted: 28th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)

Peter Andre Tweets The Ultimate Michael Jackson Film Review

SENTIMETNAL Peter Andre has taken his dignity to see the Michael Jackson film. Eat your heart out, Elizabeth Taylor. This is golden.

After the film, Peter the Dignified gets to thinking. And her gets to tweeting:

Michael is a genius.An utter genius.However, would he of wanted this movie to go out? not sure.Wish they showed his life not just rehearsals

And there you have the most ironic-laden tweet ever. Peter Andre, who has made a carer from going to Ikea, scoring points over his ex-wife and kissing his kids on the telly thinks a pop star did not want only his behind-the-scenes life to be aired.

Anorak

Posted: 28th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Elizabeth Taylor Reads Extracts From The Michael Jackson Film Sequel

ANYONE unsure what to make of the Michael Jackson necrophilia film in which the show goes on even after the star has died can be assured that Elizabeth Taylor likes it. A lot.

The new Michael Jackson film has been hailed as success. There are rumour of a franchise, with different signers and actors playing Jackson, who thanks to his moving target of a face can be portrayed by just about anyone and the contents of stationery cupboard. It’s Dr Who meets James Bond in a pip-squeezing factory.

Anorak

Posted: 28th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood Sells His Hanky For Hundreds of Pounds

SEE that “Black Guitar Silk-Cotton Scarf, Ronnie Wood for Liberty of London”? It’s not. No, it is Ronnie Wood. It’s not a scarf. It is a hanky.

Were it a hanky from Wood’s headier days, the £225 asking price would be worth it for the contents alone.
But there is more to Woods than his hanky:

Liberty of London’s Creative Director, Tamara Salman and legendary musician Ronnie Wood are shaking up the fashion scene with an electrifying collaboration for Autumn Winter 09.

Salman has created a collection that translates a selection of Wood’s vibrant paintings from canvas into leather, cotton, jersey, foil and nylon.

The collection is available for pre-order exclusively online now and will be in store on 1st October.
Things that look food in canvas don’t always translate well into other fabrics. Think tents and duffel bags.

Anorak

Posted: 28th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

X Factor: Danyl Johnson And Stacey Solomon Adopt A Child

LET’S not focus on the vanity, the marketing department-led tug on the heartstrings and the grandstanding, so long as the children at Great Ormond Street Hospital get to meet Stacey Solomon (single mum: caring hate figure) and Danyl Johnson (teacher: nurturing hate figure ), everyone’s a winner.

As voters we demand that we get to know your elected leaders. Is Danyl good with kids or a misunderstood paedophile? Is Stacey a caring mum or a heartless go-ahead modern woman who wants it all? Are Olly Murs contagious?

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Posted: 28th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

X Factor: Danyl Johnson Look-Alike Gallery

THE knives are out for Danyl Johnson, this year’s X Factor hate figure. How can there be a contestant who can move and sing better than show judges Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue?

Johnson has been called cocky and vain – character traits you’d suppose were prerequisite for making it in Simon Cowell’s pop factory.

But the biggest bugbear about Danyl Johnson is his looks. He has a face formed not by surgeons blade and chemist – see Cowell, Louis Walsh and Danni Minogue – but by committee.

Anorak got to thinking and we asked the typing pool who Danyl Johnson reminded them off. These are their answers – your suggestions, please…:

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Posted: 28th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)

X Factor: Victimised Cheryl Cole Wants To Punch Simon Cowell

LOOK out Simon Cowell, it sounds like Cherly Cole has not developed as much had been hoped. The X Factor judge found guilty of assaulting a toilet attendant remains a fan of the short sharp shock, as the Star’s front page says:

“Simon Cowell is nasty rude and annoying. I want to punch him”

This is “nation’s sweetheart” Cheryl Cole on message. Anyone who has watched the X Factor cannot help but notice that the aim of the three non-Cowell judges is to turn on Cowell and say how wrong he is. The more forcibly they can do this the less chance the watching millions will realise that without Cowell the show loses its only talent.

The routine goes like this:

Cole: Check out me dimples
Cowell: Nothing short of awful. Horrendous
Louis Walsh: No. you’re wrong
Dannii Minogue: Stares purposefully

The audience cheers and hisses allowing Cowell time to think of a simile – “Your like Hitler without the fun”, or a metaphor, “You’re Cilla Black in braces.” The Star takes up the theme:

Cheryl Cole told last night how she feels like “lamping” Simon Cowell because he is so “nasty, rude and annoying”. The chart-topping Geordie beauty has broken her silence on the increased “friction” between her and Simon on this year’s X Factor.

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Posted: 28th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)

Gordon Ramsay’s Face Is Filled With A Form Of Botulism

GORDON Ramsay’s aged face has got a dose of the botulinum toxin – a form of botulism – aka Botox.

In the Radio Times, Ramsay says that he got his meaty face injected with a form of botulism after Simon Cowell told him how to make it big in America.

In the United States, the locals go wild for a chef with botulism in his face. It’s edgy. It’s now.

Without a form of botulism in his face, Ramsay would have to crack America as many others have done before him – by living illegally, getting a job as a cab driver or tailor and telling a decent joke.

Anorak

Posted: 27th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)

X Factor: Tabloids Bully Danyl Johnson Over Stacey Solomon’s Son

ONE day on from news that Simon Cowell is to investigate stories that X Factor’s ‘Bronze Age Will Young’ Danyl Johnson has been mean to Stacey Solomon, the Star screams:

“X FACTOR BULLY BOY MAKES BABE’S LIFE HELL”

And:

“Stacey a sobbing wreck over Danyl’s jibes”

As we’ve said, Stacey should thank Danyl for connecting her with her tears. If she can mime and dry hump a microphone, Stacey may yet becomes a pop sensation in the mould of a Cheryl Cole or Dannii Minogue.

Anorak

Posted: 27th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7)

X Factor’s Miss Frank In Shock At Lucie Jones And Joe McElderry Row

ITN has the pleasure of delivering the greatest non-X Factory story of all time. No news is the new news. First, the headline:

Miss Frank explain tambourine bust-up

You can read about the Tambourine of Destiny here. And you can read ITN’s news here:

X Factor’s latest evictees Miss Frank say an alleged row between contestants about a tambourine has been blown out of proportion.

The row is now an “alleged row”. It might not even be a row:

It is claimed Lucie Jones was hit in the face with the instrument by Joe McElderry during rehearsals for their group song. But Miss Frank couldn’t believe the incident had made the newspapers.

Anorak

Posted: 26th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Amy Winehouse’s New Breasts Get Caught In A Lift At Q Awards: Pictures

AT the Q Awards, Amy Winehouse appeared a few seconds after her new breasts, the ones her dad Mitch calls “fantastic”. Amy also has full lips and a nose covered in freckles that when joined up with a felt tip form a picture of a gibbon hailing a taxi.

Hats off to Amy for helping to give hacks something news to talk about other than her music. When she stopped her drugs, there was a panic. Now Amy has the new breasts ho help us pass the time. Sure, they look like two bald doctors examining her chest, but health is all.

Anorak

Posted: 26th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (10)

Hello!: Samantha Burke Introduces Jude Law’s Daughter Sophia For £185,000

IN this week’s Hello! magazine, Samantha Burke introduces Jude Law’s baby daughter Sophie and tells their “amazing story”.

Prepare to be amazed. Sophia has two eyes. Gasp! Sophia has two legs! Swoon! Sophia was conceived out of wedlock when Jude dated Samantha for a period that may actually be shorter than her 25 hour labour. WowZA!

Sophia weighed in at 5lb 12oz, which in gold and cocaine prices is not bad, but in celebrity prices is diamond, earning mum £185,000, reportedly, for this 14-page photoshoot alone. She tosses the words in for free:

“Her features are more like Jude’s. She has his chin and nose, and she does a little pout that I notice that he’s done before. I think her eyes are more like mine, though.”

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Posted: 26th, October 2009 | In: Hello!, Key Posts | Comments (4)

In Pictures: Michael Jackson: The Official Exhibition At London’s O2

MICHAEL Jackson: The Official Exhibition at the O2 in London is on. And we have been there to take the pictures of the life-sized throne, a crown, a rocket ship, a triptych of canvases of the singer showing him being crowned, knighted and holding a magical sword, and Jacko being the down-to-earth guy we all loved.

You can walk under the gilded archway used to welcome guests to Jackson’s fairytale Neverland ranch, stroke the saddle of a carousel-style rocking horse inscribed: “To MJ love ET”. That’s Elizabeth Taylor, not the little alien lost and trying to get home.

Read a signed letter from former fellow monkey enthusiast US president Ronald Reagan dated 1984. Reagan wishes Jackson good health following his hair catching fire while filming an advert for Pepsi.

Some might say it is fitting that Jackson’s life should be laid out in the O2 oxygen tent; some might say it’s a cynical marketing ploy to wring more cash form the fans, under the pretence of respect for the dead performer; others might say, “It’s what Michael would have wanted.”

A little light animatronics and the show might yet go on. But for now, all we have are pictures… in high definition…

Anorak

Posted: 26th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)

X Factor: Joe McElderry Hits Lucie Jones, Lily Allen And John & Edward’s Soiled Suits

X FACTOR round-Up: Joe McElderry hits Lucie Jones, Lily Allen sings, Strictly Come Dancing flails, John & Edward soil their clothes and evil Lisa Hayden-Johnson…

Metro: “X-Factor Lucie Jones left in tears after ‘bust up’”

X-Factor beauty Lucie Jones was left in ‘agony’ after she was struck in the face by a tambourine by show rival Joe McElderry back stage.

Can McElderry copy Danyl Johnson’s Stacey Solomon shtick and help Lucie Jones connect with her tears?

The Welsh beauty cried out in pain after the 18-year-old misfired throwing the instrument in the air, striking the stunner direct in the face…

But injured Lucie was left stunned, wondering whether her nose had been broken after she reportedly crying out: ‘Ouch! What the hell did you do that for? It really hurt.’

It’s the X-Ray Factor. But did she cry? If you’re going be the new Cheryl Cole, you’ve got to cry:

The injury was an extra blow for Jones, 18, who was left in floods of tears on Saturday night’s show after her big band performance failed to win over Simon Cowell.

Hold the tambourine, literally. Lucie Jones is already crying.

Mirror: “AXess all areas”

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Posted: 26th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)

In Pictures: Peta’s Pamela Anderson Highlights Dangers Of Global Warming By Skiing In Her Knickers

GREEN activist Pamela Anderson is pictured snowboarding with the with the US Olympic Ski and Snowboarding Teams at a private resort in Topanga, CA.

There is no snow in Topanga – no real snow. But there is a snow machine, which allows Anderson to show us her knickers and not catch a chill. Old Mr Anorak is, as ever, appreciative. But Gaia might wonder why Pammy has altered her stance.

While we work out the carbon footprint of a snow machine, camera film and getting to the snow, we recall Paul McCartney’s letter to Peta ambassador Pammy in which he…

“…called on her to support the “growing awareness that reduced meat consumption or vegetarianism is the “single most effective” way to tackle global warming.”

Anorak

Posted: 26th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Katie Price: Peter Andre’s ‘Sham’ Marriage, Alex Reid’s New Jordan And Tabloid ‘Lies’

KATIE Price Watch: Katie heads to Afghanistan, Alex Reid heads home, Peter Andre’s songs, Amy Price speaks truth and a new Jordan…

Katie Mum Tells The Truth

Daily Mirror: “My fury at Peter by Katie’s mother – PETE WAS SO COLD TO KATIE”

Pete, who looks like you could fry an egg on his torso, is cold?

She’s kept a dignified silence over the acrimonious break-up of her daughter’s Katie Price’s marriage.

Dignity is word much used and used in the tale of Katie and Peter.

She said: “I’m so angry and somebody has to start sticking up for Kate. As much as I don’t want to say anything, people have to hear the truth.”

The troof is?

But she said that several months before the break-up, she was stunned at lyrics Peter had written for his new album. She said: “It was about failing relationships and he was continually running her down. I thought maybe this was what songwriters did, but then I thought, ‘Hang on, how could he do that?’ “They were still married and it was just wrong, not normal. It was almost as if the last year was all pre-planned and little more than a sham.”

Anyone else anything to add?

Daily Star: “‘SHE’S A NASTY SELFISH BITCH’”

JORDAN has been branded a “nasty selfish bitch” by her best friend of 15 years. Michelle Clack, 30, was chief bridesmaid for Kate when she wed Peter Andre.

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Posted: 26th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)