Separated At Birth: Jade Goody And Kelly Clarkson

REALITY TV show winner Kelly Clarkson (American Idol), seen here modelling her new fashion inspiration is channelling the late reality tv show winner Jade Goody (Big Brother)…

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Posted: 6th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

Jo Wood Markets Her Home In Hello!

JO Wood, of the BBC’s Stritcly Come Dancing,  hopes her estranged husband Ronnie Wood will “come over for Sunday lunch”.

Hello! records the invitation on its front page, alongside a picture of Jo looking as if the fuse has just blown on her lights. Jo is so in the dark she that she could pass for Ekaterina Ivanova, Ron’s current flame, or pretty much anyone else.

Inside the magazine, and inside Jo’s gigantic home in Kingston Vale, which is big enough to suggest that she’s not only expecting Ronnie but so too his lover, her family, the rest of the Rolling Stones, their families, any of the 70,000 or so fans who saw the Stones last play at Wembley and her next door neighbours, plus pets.

“If the walls of Holmwood House could talk, what stories they could tell,” says Hello!.

Well, they can’t talk. But they can echo. If they could talk, the place may be more homely and be filled with noise. The house is vast and empty of life. In it, Jo cuts a rather lonely, small figure. Hello! calls it “idyllic”, and it is if you want to be alone, save for a few figures of reclining and seated Buddhas by the pool and a suit of armour. And Jo.

Hello! calls it a “cosy nest”, in much the same way Hitler’s nest was cosy, or a barn is cosy to a mouse. It’s so cosy that Jo’s daughter Leah, lives next door in a cottage with her husband Jack and her baby. Tom, a friend of Leah’s brother Tyrone is living in the gatehouse.

Jo is opening the doors of her home this November for a “re-run of the successful ‘pop-up’ organic restaurant, Mrs Paisley’s Lashings“.

Jo is using her home as an eatery. Do come over. There is plenty of room. There are tens of chairs and tables. Do come. Say you will…

And then we learn that Jo is selling the property. Why? “It’s too big for me.”

And it becomes clear that his is not an ‘at home with Jo’ but ‘Buy my home”, an estate agent’s viewing organised by Hello!, in which prospective purchasers get to see the immaculate pile and learn a little of its history.

And if you pop over, you might see Jo, and get to talk to her…

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Posted: 6th, October 2009 | In: Hello! | Comment

Lisa Snowdon’s Dirty Santa Cancer Fun Run

YOU know Christmas is coming when in early October Lisa Snowdon arrives in London’s Leicester Square to launch the LatenightLondon.co.uk Santa Fun Run Race in aid of Breast Cancer Care.

Breast care is a matter close to Santa’s heart, as the Santa on the right of the picture is proving…

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Posted: 6th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Katie Price Answers heat Readers’ Questions, Literally

HAVING seen the Heat video, in which Katie Price tells of going bald in The Priory, the woman who found fame as Mrs Peter Andre answers Heat readers’ questions.

Heat refers to Katie as Jordan/Kate struggling to see past the marketing scam that pits Katie Price (mother) against Jordan (slapper). Any differences become further blurred when Katie lifts up her dress to show off her knickers.

Katie is ready now to answer questions with her fearless candour – “And she’s ready to answer literally anything.”

Lucy Archibold: How long after meeting Alex Reid did you sleep with him?
KP: That’s my business and no on else’s.

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Brad Pitt’s Life Of Hell, Beer, Wine, Beards And Chips

IN this week’s National Enquirer, news that Angelina Jolie is “DESTROYING” Brad Pitt, Justin Timberlake’s Rihanna-Biel “LOVE TRIANGLE” and “HOW NICOLE RICHIE LOST 14LBS IN 7 DAYS.”

Brad And Angelina En France:

News is that “BRAD’S FALLING APART”. He’s “bloated” and haggard” as he endures a “life of hell” with Angelina Jolie. He’s losing his looks and it’s “crushing his spirit.”

You can see just how crushed Brad is as he tours a Syrian camp for dispossessed Iraqis on his and Angelina’s Little Donkey Tour of the Middle East.

That’s Brad Pitt with the “unkempt Colonel Sanders-style beard”, the tatty chin with bits of chicken fat, coleslaw and gristle in the creases.

That beard keeps getting longer to hide Brad’s tall stack of chins. Can the chin hair grow in step with his chins? It’s the big talking point.

Meanwhile, back at the chateau, a game of hide and seek is being enacted:

“Brad’s answer to these problems has been to hide away with a bottle of wine and some beer, which is easy for him because the chateau is enormous and he can slip to the other side of the property and stay there for days on end. He’ll find himself some French cheese and meats and grab some olives, chips and other greasy goods. Then he washes it down with bottle after bottle of expensive wine and super-strong European beer, which is his favourite.”

It is a living hell.

Justin Timberlake, Rihanna and Jessica Biel

Rihanna’s people say that Justin Timberlake must end it with Jessica Biel if he is to have any chance to dating Rihanna, who Justin is not dating but might if he drops Jessica Biel.

Only if Timberlake stops dating Biel can he even think of dating Rihanna.

And what foes for Rihanna, goes too for Kirstie Alley, Madonna, Helen Shapiro, Sarah ‘Fergie’ Ferguson and Cheryl Cole…

Perspective With Mary Jo Eustace, Dean McDermott and Tori Spelling

Mary Jo has a new book out. It’s called Divorce Sucks. In it she speaks of her ex-husband Dean McDermott and how he and Tori hooked up:

“I guess I always knew that after the years of mini bombs, one day there would be a big, fat Hiroshima.”

After that, Mary Jo gathers herself to talk of a picture she saw of Tori with her legs raised about a prone Dean. And she delivers the bombshell:

“I will never feel the same way about cowboy boots again.”

And you thought there was only one way to think about cowboy boots.

Nicole Richie Slims Down

Did you know that Nicole Richie lost 14 pounds – in weight! -after giving birth to a baby that weighed 7lbs 14oz. Add on the attachments and the water and the breast feeding and the miracle is not that Richie lost weight but that she had any weight left to lose…

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Posted: 6th, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, National Enquirer | Comments (2)

Katie Price’s Man Is Roxanne The Transvestite

“JORDAN HUNK IS A SECRET WOMAN,” screeches the Daily Star, teasing readers with the “shocking truth” about cage fighter Alex Reid.

THE hunky cage-fighting lover of sexy Kate Price is a secret cross-dresser called Roxanne.

You man the skin tight bikini briefs he wears to grapple men in a cage is just a front?

A pal of Alex said: “Roxanne is very sexy and feminine – the complete opposite to Alex.

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Matt Lucas, Elton John And Will Young Give Kevin McGee’s Life Meaning

The media looks at the short life of  Kevin McGee, with Facebook, Elton John, Matt Lucas and Will Young.

RIP Kevin McGee, better known to the media at large as “Little Britain Star Matt’s Ex Found Dead”. As Sky puts it.

Little Britain star Matt Lucas’ former civil partner has been found dead in his flat after leaving a tragic message on Facebook.

Kevin McGee did not die in vain – his death features two ticks in key story boxes: celebrity and social networking web sites.

The television producer, who “wed” Lucas, 35, in December 2006, had posted a message on Facebook three hours earlier.

It read: “Kevin McGee thinks that death is much better than life.”

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Strictly Come Dancing ‘Paki’ Row: Simon Cowell Pushes Anton Du Beke Through A Hole In The Wall

MORE on the Strictly Come Dancing race row as Laila Rouass tells of her “Race Jibe Agony” at the cruel mouth and hairy hands of Anton Du Beke, aka Tony Beak, featuring special guest star X Factor’s Simon Cowell.

The story so far:

Rouass arrives from a spray tan session:

ADB: Oh my God, you look like a Paki!”
Rousass: Agog.
ADB: I must say immediately and categorically that I am not a racist and that I do not use racist language.

Apart from when he, er, does.

Now to the breaking news. The Mirror’s Nicola Methven says Rouass was “comforted by Simon Cowell after Anton Du Beke’s comments”.

This is the Saturday night cross-pollination we’ve been hoping for, a little X Factor hype injected into po-faced Strictly, literally (right , Dermot Leary?). Methven has more:

It was the biggest, glitziest showbiz party of the year – and Laila Rouass had been looking forward to it for weeks. But suddenly the Strictly Come Dancing star just couldn’t face it.

She was devastated after learning that dance partner Anton Du Beke’s comments – in which he branded her a “P***” – were to be made public.

So here’s Simon to, er, comfort:

And all she wanted to do was go home and bury her face in a pillow.

Oh, come on readers you love a bit of smut and innuendo. It’s the staple of Saturday entertainment nights past, present and future.

But first, out of politeness, she tearfully rang her friend, X Factor boss Simon Cowell, to explain why she couldn’t make it to his 50th birthday bash.

Saddened and shocked to hear that her being called a Paki was made public by someone mysterious – any guesses? – we read that Rouass made a private phone call to Simon Cowell. Go on:

She poured out her heart – and immediately found a shoulder to cry on. The music mogul listened sympathetically, offering words of comfort and advice. Finally he persuaded her that there was nothing she could do about the situation – so she may as well come along to the do.

And it all made its way into the papers.

Meanwhile, over at the BBC’s GollyWog Commission a small gonk says:

“It’s done and dusted now, and a line has been drawn under the whole matter. Laila has forgiven Anton and that’s what really matters. He is utterly mortified and realises it was a totally unacceptable thing to say. But it has been put down to silly banter that went too far. Anton has offered a full apology and they are both happy to leave it at that.”

Du Beak is no ordinary toe-tapper, and has presented the daytime BBC One series Step up to the Plate, a appearanced on BBC One’s Celebrity Star Spell, Test The Nation, Celebrity The Weakest Link, Question of Sport Christmas Special and Graham Norton’s Big Finish, competed in the BBC Two series Underdogs and can now be seen fronting Hole In The Wall.

The BBC is protecting a man it has invested a lot of money in. Well, not a lot of money, just enough to cover the raw ingredients on a daytime cooking show, a mop and a mini cab.

The big question, though, is what’s going to happen to Hole In The Wall though, the show Anton du Beke faces?

Well, after a crisis meeting at the BBC, the show will go on. And we have exclusive pictures of the new set. What could possibly go wrong..?

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Posted: 6th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)

‘Bald’ Katie Price Is ‘Down, Depressed And In The Priory Too’

KATIE Price Is ‘Down, Depressed And In the Priory Too’.

Is this a rare moment of clarity from Our Katie as she makes ready to read a trail for her interview in heat magazine? No, it’s just a joke. Really.

Hey, Peter Andre – there’s a song in this: Inania.

Cue the music:

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Posted: 6th, October 2009 | In: Heat | Comment

Stephen Fry Twitters His Private Email Address, Disasater Follows

TOP Twitter user Stephen Fry has posted his private email address on Twitter. Hey, he’s among friends.

Fry is the UK’s No.2 Twitter user, having been overtaken by Sarah Brown.

What Sarah’s address is, we cannot say – what with her soon being on the move to a new street in a new town…

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Posted: 5th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)

The X Factor 12: The Infectious Olly Murs, Bronze Age Danyl Johnson And Acid Kandy Rain

WE’RE down to the last dozen in the X Factor. Anorak gives you pen portraits of the runners and riders:

OVER 25s

Olly Murs – Say his name quickly and it sounds like a child hood infection. “Oh, yes,” says the mum at the school gates. “He’s got Olly Murs, all over his back and groin.” One day everyone will want Olly Murs. But with Robbie Williams still around that day is not any time soon.

Danyl Johnson – That Danyl spells his name with a ‘y’ is the first and second most interesting thing about him. The third most remarkable thing is that when he sings he actually makes himself wince. He also looks like a Bronze Age version of Will Young trying to light a fire with his stare.

Jamie Archer – Jamie has huge hair. Vote now and often to keep Jamie on the stage so that no-one ever has to sit behind him at a concert, film or on a bus.

BOYS

Joe McElderry – The north east’s answer Marti Pellow – if the question was, “What’s wetter than Marti Pellow?”

Lloyd Daniels – Blessed with an expression that says he left his geography homework on the bus and doesn’t care who knows it. Lloyd Daniels sounds a bit like Danielle Lloyd, the nation’s sweetheart. Look out for Lloyd taking his top off and setting off on a jinking run through the Spurs ladies football team.

Rikki Loney – He’s the cat in the hat. Rikki wears a hat because a) he’s going bald; b) it was his dying mum’s last wish; c) anything that distract you from his voice is worth a try; d) it’s what Michael Jackson would have wanted.

GIRLS

Stacey Solomon – The winner.

Rachel Adedegi – Devoid of the girly prettiness that the likes of her mentor Dannii Minogue pays big bucks for, Rachel needs to actually rely on her singing to win the X Factor. As such, she is shafted – but looks more than capable of wiping the smirk from any winner’s face – literally (right, Dermot?).

Lucie Jones – Lucie is Welsh. The Welsh, as we are often told are to singing what the Canadians are to seal clubbing. Lucie’s Welshness should secure her lots of votes from her army of Welsh fans who will drape themselves in dragon-themed flags to say how proud they are of Lucie, how all of Wales is praying for her and how Wales – did we mention wales? – is all about the singing, as anyone who has heard Cardiff fans giving full throat to “He’s sad, he’s fat, He is a f*cking twat, Leighton James, Leighton James…” will tunefully attest.

GROUPS

Kandy Rain – They used to be strippers. One of them used to do porn. If you thought stripping porn stars couldn’t sing you have not heard Kandy Rain. One listen and you’ll know…

Miss Frank – The name suggests a drag act. The music suggests being dragged out to a drunken night in a local karaoke bar.

John & Edward – When they Come to make Midwich Cuckoos The Musical, John and Edward will be shoo-ins for at least two of the lead roles. Hateful. Terrible. Depressing. Pretty much why the show is a hit.

The X Factor – making tomorrow’s has-beens…

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Posted: 5th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment

X Factor’s Cheryl Cole On Nice Ashley Cole And Getting Drunk

CHERYL Cole has news for Daily Express readers: “Trust me Ashley is a really nice guy.”

Well, we’re not sure. Some people have said that he’s a bit of a ****. But Cheryl is married to the footballer so we should listen to her.

Why she’s telling us about her husband is less clear, and our first impression was that she was using the Express – the quote is taken from Cheryl’s interview in Elle magazine – to advertise him for dates: Ashley is a really nice guy. He has a GSOH, a collection of absorbent kitchen towels and more caps that Dutch brothel.

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Ann Althouse On The ‘Anti-Semitic’ Michael Moore

ANN Althouse has been to see rich, white, Christian dude Michael Moore’s new anti-capitalism polemic Capitalism: A Love Story:

The most striking thing in the movie was the religion. I think Moore is seriously motivated by Christianity. He says he is (and has been since he was a boy). And he presented various priests, Biblical quotations, and movie footage from “Jesus of Nazareth” to make the argument that Christianity requires socialism. With this theme, I found it unsettling that in attacking the banking system, Moore presented quite a parade of Jewish names and faces. He never says the word “Jewish,” but I think the anti-Semitic theme is there. We receive long lectures about how capitalism is inconsistent with Christianity, followed a heavy-handed array of — it’s up to you to see that they are — Jewish villains.

Am I wrong to see Moore as an anti-Semite? I don’t know, but the movie worked as anti-Semitic propaganda. I had to struggle to fight off the idea the movie seemed to want to plant in my head.

Karl Marx was a…

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Posted: 5th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Saudi Princes Perform Tribute To Michael Jackson

MICHAEL Jackson Tribute Watch: Saudi Princes tribute to Jackson’s Annie Walking – no, not Annie Walker… Cue the dancing:

Michael Jackson Wanted To Be A Magnet And Live In Shropshire

Michael Jackson This Is It Concert Features Jesus, Chris Brown And Top Austrian Stars

All The Best Bits From Michael Jackson’s Funeral

Leicester And London Michael Jackson Birthday Tributes In Pictures

The Weirdest Michael Jackson Birthday Tributes

The Most Controversial Michael Jackson Tributes

Michael Jackson – The Funeral in Pictures

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Posted: 5th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Mother Of Elton John’s ‘Adopted’ Son Lev Speak Out

THE Sun leads with news of Elton John’s would-be adopted son Lev and that the child’s mum, Marina vowing:

“I won’t let Elton take my baby.”

Well, neither will the Ukraine’s government:

Elton John won’t be able to adopt a 14-month-old HIV-positive child from Ukraine because the pop star is too old and isn’t married, the government said Monday.

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Posted: 5th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Strictly Come Dancing: Alesha Dixon’s Death Threats

STRICTLY Come Dancing youngest magistrate Alesha Dixon has been “axed”.

It’s drastic. But nine out of ten dance fans writing on the BBC’s message boards did want Dixon dead, and the national’ broadcaster lacks relevancy if it cannot deliver what the viewers want.

And the killing of Alseha Dixon gets the BBC off the hook, allowing producers to cut their losses with the reviled Dixon and create the kind of sympathetic back story the show needs.

There are rumours of the dancers and celebrities fighting over which of them could wield the axe – dancer Anton du Beke said he needed to win back the public after his Paki outburst and Phil Tufnell was keen to squash rumours of his being a joker and not taking the dance show seriously.

As for the gore:

STRICTLY Come Dancing judge Alesha Dixon will be replaced by sacked Arlene Phillips for the show’s live tour.

As a BBC source puts it:

A BBC spokesman said: “Alesha has prior commitments.”

Dance fans may recalls that New magazine told us back in September that the former judge is being considered in case, er, Kate Thornton is unavailable.

Of course, the real reason why Dixon can’t attend is not because she’s dead nor less than keen to spend a summer sat in provincial halls and piers watching Ricky Whittle undo his buttons, but because she is scared to leave her front door and will be forced to flee to the Maldives…

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Posted: 5th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment

Kate Gosselin Sets Lawyer Marty Singer On Jon And The Missing $200,000

MORE news on OctoSperm man Jon Gosselin and his failed marriage to Kate Gosselin.

Anorak’s pal in Los Angeles tells us of an alleged caper:

It seems Jon emptied out the couple’s joint bank account, to the tune of $200,000, prompting Kate to retain hard-hitting celebrity attorney Marty Singer.

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Posted: 4th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

X Factor: Danni Minogue Sends Danyl Johnson To Poland

IN other X Factor news, this season has seen a welter of gratuitous spellings and talented vowels. Acts wondering how Dannii Minogue got on in the music industry find the secret of her success in that second “i”.

The Final 24 took in:

De-Tour
Lucie Jones
Lloyd Daniels
Rikki Loney
Treyc Cohen
Danyl Johnson

If Dannii can form this lot into an act – or a decent sized duffel bag – they can dropped from a plane over Poland, where vowels are in short supply.

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Posted: 4th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)

X Factor: Stacey Solomon Is This Year’s Fix

THIS year’s X Factor foregone conclusion is Stacey Solomon.

Watching the X Factor, Dermot Leary reads out the names of those wannabes going through to the live shows and those going home to their bedrooms.

All the girls are down to one name – aside from Stacey Solomon, who has two names.

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Posted: 4th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (5)

Prince Harry Appears On Strictly Come Dancing

IT’S the “Strictly Come Dancing Race Row”, starring “FURIOUS Strictly celeb Laila Rouass” and Anton Du Beke. And him, Prince Harry.

Rouass “was so stunned when her dance partner called her a ‘Paki’ she could only walk away, the News of the World can reveal.”

Fresh from the tanologist’s salons, Rouass arrives to dance:

Du Beke…told Laila, 38 – whose mum is Indian and dad is Moroccan: “Oh my God, you look like a Paki.”

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Posted: 4th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)

Paris Hilton Hosts New Game Show In Las Vegas

ANORAK’S Man in Las Vegas was there to see Paris Hilton walk the runway during a fashion show for her new line of something at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino.

It’s the new Paris Hilton game show. Each week, Paris will walk up and down in a straight-ish line and invite you to guess why she’s doing it.

The winner gets a night with Paris. The loser gets two nights with Paris…

Can you guess what Paris is showcasing this week?

Is it:

a) To be slutty?

b) To look slutty?

c) To make you think she’s slutty?

d) Walking as the new jogging?

e) A product that allows you to look as slutty as Paris Hilton?

Look at the pictures and see if you’re right after the jump.

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Posted: 3rd, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Sean Penn Pays Tribute To Eric Cantona In New Paparazzi Picture

SEAN Penn is alleged to have kicked photographer Jordan Dawes in the manner of a keen amateur martial artist.

Penn as leaving the Brentwood Country Mart when Dawes appeared. Penn is alleged to become agitated and upset and lashed out with his feet.

TMZ puts it in sober tones:

Sean Penn went ballistic on a paparazzo this afternoon — and we’ve learned the photog just filed a police report against the actor.

At times like this we would like to defer to former Manchester United footballer Eric Cantona, king of the celebrity king-fu strop, who these days is working as actor. Should Cantona’s career fails to hit the dizzy heights – and let’s not forget chins – of his footballing era, we can look forward to the French Chuck Norris offering his opinion of Penn’s kick in 1001 Best Celebrity Hissy Fits on Channel 4.

For now though he is hard to track down and we must fend for ourselves, channel our inner Bruce Lee.

First up, the picture suggests that Sean Penn is less short than miniscule. He looks less like an action hero than a small child having a strop in the supermarket car park, while a smirking dad records the event for posterity and his wedding speech.

In the next pictures it’s not hard to envisage Dawes resting an extended hand on Penn’s head while Pen’s gives it the full windmill.

The talk of repeated blows being struck makes me wonder if Penn is partial to sweets, in particular orange Chewits.

Secondly, Penn’s mouth is contorted into impression of Albert Steptoe, a character not famed for being a TV hard man.

And lastly, Penn’s foot only manages – apparently – to strike Dawes on his upper thigh. He is also wearing sneekers – white-ish ones – when a naked foot would offer so much more menace.

In the end, the case will rumble on until Penn’s people smooth things over and other pap’s know that to gain the actor’s attention they should dress as a kickbag and bring sherbet…

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Posted: 3rd, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Play Mary And Joseph With Iraqi Refugees, In Pictures

US actor Brad Pitt and UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie are pictured playing with Iraqi refugees children in Jaramana, a suburb of Damascus, Syria, – first one to score wins the spare ticket back to Shangrila.

It’s the virtues of conspicuous caring. Look at Angelina in her white robes. Look at Brad with his hands on his hips ready to do the do. Look at his beard. He cares. She cares. They care.

He’s the carpenter of New Orleans. She’s the angelic other being looking to give birth immaculately. Look at the UN uniting the world.

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Posted: 3rd, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment

Katie Price And Alex Reid Caught Doing It 50 Times A Day

NEWS of Katie Price is that cage fighter Alex Reid is “AT IT 50 TIMES A DAY”.

No, he’s not at “it” – signing autographs as ‘Best Wishes Dean Gaffney’. No. Alex is at the big “it”. You know – it:

“Begging her to wed him that is.”

That’s right’s – twice an hour and on the dot of noon and midnight Alex Reid imbed his knee in a man’s armpit and asks Jordan to marry him.

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Posted: 3rd, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)

Bill Clinton’s Top Ten David Letterman Jokes

DAVID Letterman sticks his tongue through his teeth and fesses up to shagging members of his staff. It’s an all-too- predictable story of a powerful man shtupping younger women keen to impress the boss and get ahead (fnar).

A story of enemies, the law and tapes. You may have heard the story before in the case of Bill Clinton.

Bill loved the ladies, and Dave loved that Bill provided him with easy material for his funnies. Like Bill, Dave has nicknames for women working under him (hit that snare drum). You can read them here. Here’s Dave:

“Today, Monica Lewinsky is 28,” he joked in 2001. “It seemed like just yesterday she was crawling around on the floor in the Oval Office.”

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Posted: 3rd, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)