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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
Cate Blanchett Acts With Barack Obama
NOW recovered from her bang on the head, actress Cate Blanchett tells us of acting with Obama:
US President Barack Obama’s influence has spread to the Sydney theatre world, where actor Cate Blanchett says the American leader has inspired her theatre program for the coming year.
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Posted: 25th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Susan Boyle’s Halloween Party
SUSAN Boyle Watch: Susan Boyle‘s frightwig for your Halloween party, Tom Meighan on the retarded singers and the X Factor goes mental for Fame!…
The Retarded
The X Factor and Britain’s Got Talent are “destroying people’s lives”, according to Tom Meighan, the lead singer of rock band Kasabian – Telegraph
“Poor Susan Boyle, it’s unbelievable what’s happening. I just can’t get my head around it. It’s wrong… I don’t watch any of it. The design on X Factor, it’s retarded, it’s very backwards. “Look what they do to people, pop moguls like Simon Cowell, they take people and then destroy them” – Digital Spy
Let’s Go Radio Rental
First the bad news Contestants on the X-Factor will face a barrage of psychological tests in the wake of Susan Boyle’s meltdown as a runner up on Britain’s Got Talent. The Boyle lesson made television executives aware of the rigours of reality talent shows – especially on the never-before famous – 3am
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Posted: 25th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Incest Chic MacKenzie Phillips Introduces David Hasselhoff To Oprah Winfrey
WHILE the British media talks about Katie Price’s rape, over in the US MacKenzie Phillips is selling her story of sex with her father John Phillips, late lead singer of the The Mamas & the Papas. David Hasselhoff approaches.
MacKenzie says at 19 she was raped by her musician father and then partook of a consensual 10-year sexual relationship with him.
“I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father. I don’t remember how it started or, thankfully, how it ended. Was it the first time? Had this happened before? I didn’t know, and I still don’t. All I can say is it was the first time I was aware of it. For a moment, I was in my body…in that horrible truth and then I slide back into a blackout. Your father is suppose to protect you.”
MacKenzie makes he confession in her memoir High on Arrival was released, and repeats it on the Oprah Winfrey show.
Anroak’s Man in The Hollywood Swamp tuned in:
Oprah went there Wednesday and she’s returning today (Friday) when she brings back Mackenzie Phillips for day two of her sordid discussion of how she and daddy did the nasty for ten years. This time, she’s bringing little sis, Chynna Phillips, along for the trudge through the sludge.
After a disappointing 2008-09 season in the ratings, the Big O has been kicking some syndicated ass since last Monday’s Whitney Houston premiere. She stretched that interview into a two-day affair, and cleaned up in the Nielsen overnights in the process.
Looks like she’s hoping for the same from a second appearance by Phillips.
Incest. Viewers can’t get enough of it.
What’s more ghastly than Phillip Garrido hiding Jaycee Dugard in his shed for 18 years and giving her two babies in the process? Mackenzie Phillips having drug-fueled incestuous sex with her father.
Oprah can get Jaycee Dugard in a double-header. The Telegraph glances at Google keywords and provides context:
Her sensational allegations have served to split the only showbiz family who are more dysfunctional than the Jacksons.
Two of John Phillips’ ex-wives, Michelle Phillips and Genevieve Waite, have denounced the story, but what is undisputable is that Phillips has one of the worst and wildest reputations in rock.
So she can be believed? Let’s have a heated debate:
Hell no!
“Mackenzie has a lot of mental illness,” stepmother Michelle Phillips said. “She’s had a needle stuck up her arm for 35 years. She was arrested for heroin and coke just recently. She did ‘Celebrity Rehab’ and now she writes a book. The whole thing is timed,” Michelle Phillips said.
You’re dreamin’
I spoke to Michelle this morning by phone; she has not read Mackenzie’s book, published today, called “High on Arrival.” Michelle Phillips says that in 1997, Mackenzie told everyone in their extended family that she and her father, Michelle’s famous former husband, had had a sexual relationship.
“She told me, then she called me back and said, ‘You know I’m joking,’ ” Michelle told me. “I said it wasn’t funny. Mackenzie said, ‘I guess we have different senses of humor.’” – Showbiz 411
Hell yes!
Chynna told US she “knew it was true,”
Making Incest your own cause
She further added “If you open a textbook on incest you can see a picture of the Phillips family,” Phillips said. “We are behaving in a typical way. The instinct is to say it’s not true. The instinct is to deny. The instinct is to brush it under the table. The instinct is to protect the abuser.”
Making the brand
Not to downplay the seriousness of Mackenzie Phillips’ shocking claims against her famous father, but this former actress has launched what will surely be one of the most successful marketing plans for a tell-all book since…well, this doesn’t really compare to anything else. First, Phillips shared a shocker with Oprah. Now, she continues to tell her tale despite input from stepmom Michelle Phillips. By the time this book is on the shelves, there’s no doubt that Mackenzie will be at the top of the New York Times bestseller list. Who says the print industry is struggling? – Gearlive
A celebrity trend
We’re still one father-daughter pairing short of a media-certified trend, but as of this morning “celeb blurred family boundaries” is tracking on the Hollywood horrors power rankings chart with a big up arrow. Hours after McKenzie Phillips’ revelations of her “consensual” sexual relationship with her father swept media by storm, singer/talent judge/tabloid coverboy David Hasselhoff, a man who can’t stand to sit on the sidelines of history, threw his 17-year-old daughter into the car and headed straight over to West Hollywood’s noted sex shop Coco de Meraccording a TMZ report. Too soon? – Gawker
A woman alleges, a book gets sold, media has a new pet subject and MacKenzie Phillips restarts her career…
Posted: 25th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
X Factor Amie Buck Strips In Pictures
MORE news on Amie Buck, the X Factor lap dancer.
Having told readers of Amie’s “seedy profession” – to whom Simon Cowell, a seated middle-aged man with a Stag-night-sized lap oozed “You look fantastic” – the Sun now delivers:
“WHY I’M PROUD TO BE A STRIPPER”
The interview is equipped with a video of Amie showing right-minded Sun readers just what she looks like in her seedy knickers.
Anyone might think that you need cosmetic surgery – Amie’s breasts have been boosted from a B-Cup to a DD – and to show loads of skin to get on in showbiz.
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Posted: 25th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Five Ways Michael Jackson Was Like Hitler, By Rabbi Shmuley Boteach
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Having mutated from the King of Pop to the King of Propofol, Jackson is bing painted Bad once more (geddit?).
The Sun leads with news that Jackson thought Hitler was genius. To emphasise Jackson’s respect for the mono-tested great dictator, the Sun finds a picture of Jackson with his right hand raised in a salute to the enlightened.
Readers are forgiven for thinking they have read this before – and they have in August the News of The World told us:
He was obsessed with Adolf Hitler, collected Nazi medals and scoured books about evil experiments on prisoners at Auschwitz.
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Posted: 25th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (15)
Lady Gaga And Kanye West Sex Video
LADY Gaga and Kanye West have teamed up to create a video advertorial for their joint tour.
In one half of the show, Gaga will watch West; in the other half West will watch Gaga and then storm the stage to say that he has seen better acts and he should have won the prize for the best audience member not that woman in the overalls.
No tickets need be sold to guarantee much standing ovation and sensation.
The video appears to be in slo-mo, a dash of hi-tech wizardry that extends the singers’ fifteen minutes’ of fame until the year 2134, when the low moaning sound is picked up by a Japanese whaling fleet who harpoon both Gaga and West to much applause and no little fanfare.
Says West on the hook:
“Yo Mr Miyagi, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Captain Ahab had one of the best harpooned whales of all time…”
Posted: 24th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Gawker Versus Gayheart And Dane: Sex Tape Round Up
ERIC Dane and his pregnant wife Rebecca Gayheart, stars of the dullest non-sex sex tape to hit the internets, are suing Gawker over publishing it on their site.(Cut scenes here.)
Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart claims Gawker “maliciously” distributed the Noxzema video and included nude shots of them and former beauty queen Kari Ann Peniche. Ric, Gayheart and Penishe. Who needs porn names, right Mindy McCready?
How much is the injury to their reputations worth? They say $1million.
Their layer, Marty Singer also want the video pulled.
Gawker publisher Nick Denton twitters:
“To quote the great Marty Singer — Eric Dane’s lawyer — if you don’t want a sex tape on the internet, ‘don’t make one!'”
Well, nto so much to quote as to paraphrase. What Singer said:
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Posted: 24th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Debbie Rowe Reaches Out To Skin Jessica Simpson’s Daisy Poo
IN Us magazine, Jessica Simpson is looking for her dog Daisy in Uganda, the one stolen by coyotes. She wants to interview the jackals and the wild dogs. What do they know? Is there an international conspiracy? When will Oprah Winfrey call and show Jessica what Daisy would like now and in, say, 18 years time.
(“Oprah, call me. For half a million dollars, I’ll talk. I’ll use up all the old tissues.”)
While she’s in Uganda, Jessica is filming for her reality TV show The Price of Beauty, in which she will show viewers how models are harvested and their coats turned into eyebrow muffs for Ugandan high society.
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Posted: 24th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Celebrity Swine Flu, With Marilyn Manson
ASHEN-faced popstar Marilyn Manson has celebrity swine flu. As he says on his blog:
“So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU.”
“I know everyone will suggest that f**king a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have, in ‘no way’ contributed to… me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive. M.”
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Posted: 24th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Jennifer Aniston Harvests Her Eggs
JENNIFER Aniston? Is she? Has she? Any news? Has she harvested her eggs in a hair net? Us magazine has this exclusive:
Posted: 24th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lily Allen’s Traditional Copyright Infringement
WHEN Lily Allen said piracy was made for music, that in broadcasting music to the masses in a free and easy way new acts will find it harder to reach an audience, we wondered if anyone wanted to hear any more of Lily’s brain working.
Lily Allen knew that we did and set up her own blog on the subject, inviting other musicians to contribute.
Lily’s position is:
Music piracy is having a dangerous effect on British music, but some rich and successful artists such as Nick Mason, of Pink Floyd, and Ed O’Brien, of Radiohead, don’t think so. Last week, they told The Times that file sharing is fine. It probably is for them. They do sell-out arena tours and have the biggest Ferrari collections in the world. For new talent, though, file sharing is a disaster — it makes it harder and harder for new acts to emerge.
Michael Masnick on Techdirt investigated:
When Lily was first trying to get attention, she created a couple of mixtapes with a ton of songs from other artists… available as MP3 downloads, and mixing in her own tracks… According to the tracklisting of the second mixtape, it included 19 tracks by artists other than Lily Allen. Both mixtapes (mixtape 1 and mixtape 2) are available directly off of Lily’s website, LilyAllenMusic.com, which has a copyright notice at the bottom from EMI.
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Posted: 24th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Jett Travolta Court Case: Scientology Round-Up
IT is alleged that when John Travolta’s son Jett died in the Bahamas, former senator Pleasant Bridgewater (oh, nominative determinism) and medic Tarino Lightbourne did demand $25m (£15m) from the actor in return for keeping secret a document relating to 16-year-old’s treatment.
Both deny the charge.
Travolta says he had found nannies trying to revive his son. He soon took over the resuscitation attempts. His son was autistic and suffered from seizures.
Police inspector Andrew Wells tells the court that Mr Travolta had wanted his son flown to the US instead of the nearest Bahamian hospital. He said Mr Lightbourne asked Travolta to sign on a statement confirming that he had waived medical treatment for his son.
Mr Travolta says he signed a medical liability release document but in the drama did not read it through.
To the round-up:
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Posted: 24th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Isabella Rossellini’s Anchovy Sex Masterclass Video
ISABELLA Rossellini is back with Green Porno, and answering two questions: 1) What’s Isabella Rossellini been up; 2) Can an anchovy sex a squid?
Q and A session after…
Green Porno (sundancechannel.com)
Posted: 24th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
X Factor Curtis Moore Had A Knife
MEET Curtis Moore, the “knife lout” go “terrorised” a town.
The Sun’s Lucy Connolly is on the X Factor web beat, trawling social network sites for signs of X Factor wannabes. Lucy ends up on Bebo, the bin end of the web savvy youth beat. And therein lurk Curtis Moore.
Secret details of the 16-year-old’s thuggish past came to light as disturbing photos of him emerged on the Bebo social networking website. One shows Curtis – a strong contender in the TV talent show – staring menacingly into the camera as he appears to brandish a lock-knife.
Secret details posted on a publicly viewable website? That’s the picture on the left. Its does indeed look like a knife but Curtis looks less menacing than his tool. He looks like a stroppy child looking at a knife. In the second pictures, gleaned from the X Factor show, Curtis seems to be competing with Dannii Minogue and Simon Cowell to see who can blink first, or at all.
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Posted: 24th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)
Wayne Newton Marks 50 Years In Vegas
ANORAK was in Las Vegas to see “Mr. Las Vegas” Wayne Newton celebrate 50 Years On the Las Vegas Strip With A Historic New Show “Once Before I Go”, held at the Tropicana, Las Vegas.
Rumours that the show is to change to “Once Before I Go Under…Again” are unfoudned.
Wayne Newton – 50 Years In Las Vegas, althogh the copsite age might be far youngers…
Posted: 24th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Darren Day Is The New Bond, Darren Bond
DARREN Day, ‘member him, the actor / singer / fiancé who was engaged to former soap actress Tracy Shaw and fathered a child by former reality TV singer Suzanne Shaw, the actress who was engaged more times than a toilet at a cystitis convention?
Well, Darren Day is back in OK! and he’s playing at dress ups, pretending to be Sylvester Stallone in Rambo, Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator and Gerard Butler in 300.
There is no doubting that Darren is a versatile talent. But can he do romance? The question is soon answered as Darren slips into a pair of duck egg blue swimmers last seen wrapped around Daniel Craig’s buttocks and PPK is Casino Royal.
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Posted: 24th, September 2009 | In: OK! | Comments (3)
Angelina Jolie Tells OK! ‘I Don’t Ask For Tabloid Attention’
ANGELINA Jolie would like OK! readers, and therefore us, to know:
“I don’t ask for all this tabloid attention so I never read what they write about us.”
It’s the media. It’s all the media. Angelina is talking about the invasive tabloids in an OK! interview. She doesn’t ask to be in the tabloids. It’s not her fault that hacks and snappers not part of her accredited team follow her about.
AJ: First I see myself as a mother – that’s my priority… I don’t even go out that much, I travel and do a film and that’s about it so I don’t understand why people want to know more about our lives.
Cue:
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Posted: 24th, September 2009 | In: Key Posts, OK! | Comments (4)
Sophie Reade Fronts Campaign For Natural Curvy Women
SOPHIE Reade is fronting a campaign at London Fashion to week to bring back curves. Big Brother winner Sophie champions the natural look, demanding action against unnatural rail-thin models.
Sophie Reade has breasts as God intended – why else would He have put men on Earth to invent silicon bags, anaesthetics and valves that you can turn up and down in tune with the atmospheric pressure?
Posted: 23rd, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Hey Rude: Paul McCartney Swears On Beatles Remasters
HAVING brought you the 14 neglected Beatles’s gems, Anorak’s Man In LA has also been working his way through the Beatles remasters. Says TB:
And although we’d have preferred that the cleaned-up, brightened, state-of-the-art recordings had been released ten years ago when people were still buying CDs and we were still listening to music on big Spicas with tweeters and woofers and pre-amps and tubes instead of throuh earbuds, car stereos and computer speakers, the tracks sound great and there are more than a few revelations:
* Paul McCartney does say “Oh, fucking hell!” at around 2:58 of Hey Jude (sound engineers Ken Scott and Geoff Emerick have said that Paul blurted it after hitting a clunker and that it was Lennon’s idea to leave the mistake in the final mix– buried low enough so no one will hear it– turn up the treble and crank it and you can hear it now).
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Posted: 23rd, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Dirty Sanchez Star Matthew Pritchard’s Attacker In Court
MATTHEW Pritchard, star of MTV’s Dirty Sanchez TV show was stabbed in the Toftwood Co-op on Monday 7 September, and also in the neck and back.
We can confirm it was a Co-Op. Not a Budgens.
Mark Edward Smith, of Toftwood, is before Norwich magistrates, charged with wounding with intent to cause grievous bodily harm.
As the TV star said at the time:
“I went into the shop with my missus, and this guy was in there. He was having a go at the staff and saying: ‘I’ve been in the scouts prison for two years, what are you asking me for ID for?’ He was getting really out of hand and by this time I was fuming because there were kids in the shop and it’s not right.
“He was effing and blinding. It was disgusting.”
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Posted: 23rd, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Strictly Come Dancing: Arlene Phillips Naked And Alesha Dixon Shot
STRICTLY Come Dancing: It’s the row the media are itching to call Arlene-gate and many viewers are calling dull – will Alesha Dixon find her own way to hold a card with a number from 1 to 10 written on?
S&M Come Dancing
Daily Mirror (front page): “STRICCTLY GAGGED- Exclusive: Clamp over Arlene”
And now appearing in the fetish Gimp dance, motor-mouthed point scorer extraordinaire Arlene Philips….
Arlene Phillips Is Dead
“Strictly-ites, who happily scoffed as Arlene stumbled clumsily over her painfully scripted flights of alliteration, suddenly insist they miss her more fervently than their deceased relatives.” – Vanessa Feltz
Arm Done
So no comment on Arlene Phillips, as the BBC directive commands. And as Alesha Dixon tells the Radio Times, the BBC’s TV schedules organ:
“Maybe people wanted to start a catfight. But I didn’t see it as an argument between Arlene and me. We were just caught in the middle. I haven’t even spoken to her about it. Why would I? Was I wounded by some of the comments? Sure. Some of them were very stereotypical and judgmental.”
Arms off the table when you’re talking, Alesha. Arms. Arms. Arms.
“When I read that I only won in 2007 because I was half-naked, I did take that seriously. That’s not someone offering a considered opinion, that’s someone being a bitch.”
For sure: a considered opinion on a reality-TV show dance contest that isn’t a real contest is dull; bitchiness is entertaining.
Wattle. Wattle. Bingo Wings!
ARLENE PHILLIPS acted with dignity when she spoke out in support of ALESHA DIXON – the half-her-age singer who replaced her as a judge on Strictly Come Dancing.
But here’s betting that in the privacy of her own home she danced naked through her living room while shouting ‘whoop whoop’ and punching the air – Martel Maxwell, The Sun
They Shoot Horses
The Sun (front page): “Dance show stretched to 2hrs 15 minutes – Strictlt bum-numbing”
Strictly – hosted by Bruce Forsyth – will run from 7pm to 9.15pm to feature dances by 14 couples in its third-round show. The X Factor starts at 8pm and finishes at the same time.
Last man still watching wins.
Alesha Dixon The Metaphor
YESTERDAY London traders were not downbeat at the prospect of a Lib Dem mansion tax on their docklands pads. No, the assumption that the party will ever get to power in any real sense is an oxymoron but talk of a so-called Tobin tax could be more vexing. Nobel prize-winning economist James Tobin first proposed a tax on currency trading as far back as 1972. The idea, like Alesha Dixon on Strictly Come Dancing, was received with mixed reviews and it was not until the dying decade of last century that a think-tank proffered the suggestion that such a tax could apply to all financial transactions – Tim Jenkins, Western Mail
Your Scores, Puh-leeeeze
ALESHA Dixon-bashing shows no signs of abating, with a staggering 900 viewers complaining about the poor old former Mis-teeq singer’s turn on Strictly Come Dancing – Sun
Strictly Come Dancing is already under fire, with nearly 5,000 fans complaining about 66-year-old judge Arlene Phillips being replaced by Alesha Dixon, 30 – Star
Fact
What would Alesha have done if her pop career hadn’t worked out? Well, she’d have probably been a PE teacher. “I was really good at sports and pretty bossy – the perfect combination. I even did a diploma in sports studies,” she admits. – DS
The Criticism Writes Itself
How I longed to hear her brisk verdict on Kristina Rihanoff and the human wardrobe that is Joe Calzaghe. Joe is a gorgeous bloke and a great boxer, but he is to dancing what David Miliband is to romantic comedy. Kristina, the Siberian siren, was doing everything she could to loosen Joe up, short of making him a father on the spot. Alas, it was still like moving bits of heavy machinery. Alesha’s verdict on the couple was: ‘You was smelling her hair. It looked like you were smelling her hair at one point.’
Pitiful. I felt embarrassed for her.
Briefed by her BBC minders, Alesha dismisses the criticism against her as ‘a storm in a teacup’. Some teacup. She’s going to be in hot water for a while yet – Allison Pearson
Alesha Dixon Is this Year’s John Sergeant
There’s some bloke off EastEnders; a muscle-bound behemoth from Crimewatch, the Oxo Mum, a couple of soap actresses, some sporting has-beens, and… oh, I can’t be bothered to go on. There’s no John Sergeant to care about, no Cherie Lunghi to root for, no Austin Healey to lust after. Where are the personalities? Where is the glamour? The sex appeal? Where is the talent – even if it’s the talent to fail magnificently? – Liz Hunt, Telegraph
Where is the talent…eh?
Posted: 23rd, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Nicolas Cage’s Superman Audition Pictures
NICOLAS CAGE loves Superman. Just loves him. Cage gave Superman’s Krypton birth name to his own son KAL-EL.
Says he:
“I really like the movie. Each night I have dreams that I’m flying. I’m a real good floater in my sleep. But I wake up thinking the dream really did happen. My wife looks at me and sees I’m lifting up, wondering if I’m really going to leave the ground. It’s quite a wake-up call.”
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Posted: 22nd, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Brad Pitt To Star In Dr Who Spin Off
CELEBRITY quote of the day comes from not-Brad Pitt look-alike John Barrowman, who is in conversion with London Tube weirdo shield Metro:
Hack: My friend says whenever his mother sees you on TV, she says: ‘He’s so handsome – I can’t believe he’s gay!
John Barrowman: “With Brad Pitt you don’t say: ‘I can’t believe he’s married!’ Why does being gay mean women can’t fancy me and find me sexy?”
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Posted: 22nd, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Angelina Jolie’s Secret Diet
STOP Press: Earlier today Anorak introduced readers to the Angelina Jolie Diet, by which wannabe gaunt-faces can get the look by taking a constant state of agitation brought about by Jennifer Aniston’s face and partaking in loadsa shagging and rowing with Brad Pitt.
Now we read in Closer that Angelina’s small frame is the result of something else:
“Ange is shrinking to get attention from Brad.”
The smaller Angelina Jolie gets the more Brad Pitt will notice her. So says a source:
“Ange is shrinking before our eyes and looking skinnier than ever.”
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Posted: 22nd, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Victoria Beckham’s At It Five-Times A Day
VICTORIA Beckham works out five times a day. No, not works out sums, or the electricity bill. Vicky works out her body, whch looks in need of a bank holiday or weekend break in the fridge. The Daily Star screams“Skinny Posh health fears”.
But fear ye not. Closer magazine has facts:
“Vic now works out before and after eating, and it’s even increased her appetite.”
Sticky Vicky’s regime goes:
20 minutes treadmill
Breakfast of egg whites and vegetables
20 minutes Pilates (tip: pronounced not as in pirates but as if ordering 3.14 coffee lattes)
Lunch
Weights (see lunch)
Dinner
Cardio
Power Plate
See, you can have a power plate before bed and not put on weight.
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Posted: 22nd, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)