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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
Oprah Winfrey’s F Bomb For Jaycee Dugard
HAVING endured Phillip Garrido, Jaycee Dugard is being pursued by potty mouthed Oprah Winfrey. Entertain us, Jaycee. Entertain us. Anorak’s Man in LA is watching telly:
Go three minutes and thirteen seconds into this video of the Black Eyed Peas performance that was included in yesterday’s episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show. She says OMFG, right? Did this make it to the broadcast? – TB
OMFG – it’s Oprah!
Posted: 11th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (5)
Michael Jackson Buried In Gold Belt And White Pearls
OFFICER La Toya Jackson has not stopped speaking about her dead brother Michael Jackson for 79 days straight. Time to put her on the Fourth Plinth and encourage her to count down to the big concert.
She needn’t worry about fatigue: La Toya can swap places with Janet Jackson and Michael and no-0ne will notice.
La Toya is taking her magic mouth to the Barbara Water show, taling about you knwo who in a 20/20 interview.
So, Officer La toay, did Dr. Conrad Murray kill Michael?
La Toya: “Barbara, something went wrong.”
You mean..?
La Toya: “He’s dead.”
So, La Toya, what else have you found out?
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Posted: 11th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Stars Get Call Screening As Jermaine Jackson’s Funeral Disco Plugs London Tribute Gig
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the new: As far back as yesterday, Anorak was looking forward to the big Michael Jackson tribute, featuring Jermaine Jackson, Janet Jackson, La Toya Jackson, Bianca Jackson, Colin Jackson, Stonewall Jackson, Katherine Jackson and top Austrian stars like Hans Und Knees, the yodelling pantomime horse, contortionist Helmut Hertz and the Von Trapps.
Now we hear that the show is off.
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Posted: 11th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
How Derren Brown Won The Lottery
TV illusionist – see the clue, reader? – Derren Brown got all six balls right on the lottery draw he televised because he… didn’t. Yeah, It was a trick to promote his new show…
Posted: 11th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Ellen Degenes Joins American Idol, Paula Abdul Twitter Pics
ELLEN DeGeneres says she will be honest in her new role as American Idol popstar maker, as Paula Abdul reacts:
“I think it’s going to be hard, but as my career has grown… I’ve learned how to be tougher and learned how to say no – I think I can do it, and I think I can do it in a respectful way.”
Honesty is the best policy:
On the same day her hiring was announced, some of the world’s largest recording companies – including Sony, where Simon Cowell lives – Universal and EMI – are suing Ellen’s show, claiming its producers violated their copyrights by playing more than 1,000 songs without permission – many of the songs were allegedly played during a segment where DeGeneres dances through the audience.
But what, you ask, does she know about pop music? Quite a bit: Her show is, in large part, about music, albeit dance (and over the summer she finally took lessons from professionals).
No, not lawyers, Other professionals, allegedly.
So Ellen learnt all she know about music from her daytime telly show, which is being sued for copyright infringements. But what of Paula Abdul, the head on hands former Idol judge now replaced by Degeneres? Well, news is that she is lucid:
“American Idol is a fantastic show that offers an invaluable platform to young talent. Ellen DeGeneres is wildly funny and talented in her own right. I wish her and the show only the best of luck.”
And then to re-enforce just how happy-happy-happy she is, Abdul wrote on Twitter:
Abdul says she wishes DeGeneres “the best of luck,” and that she (prepare for Twitter/IM lingo) “will b a gr8 judge on Idol.“
Abdul is taking the news well. I’t sGrrrrrrrrrr… It’s Grrrrrrrr… It’s Greeeeee..8!. But can she take second hit? News reaches us that Degeneres has scored a role as judge on the The Shine A Light program, which recognises everyday small businesses.
Up for the big one is The Cheese Lady, one of a mere 1,965 online nominees competing for a chance at a $50,000 grant and $50,000 in marketing support.
“The Cheese Lady began selling high-end, gourmet cheeses at the Muskegon Farmers Market over five years ago,” Berntson said in his nomination. “Kathleen has turned selling cheese into an art form.”
Along with Fashion icon Diane Von Furstenberg, MSNBC’s J.J. Ramberg, Degeneres will pick the final three. It’s an American Idol for capitalism.
Come on, Paula. Get your new business started. Ellen is here to help…
Posted: 11th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Perez Hilton Is Obama’s Health Care Czar
PEREZ Hilton wants healthcare for all. And it’s not Perez, it’s Pair-Rezz. Such is the cult of celebrity that the part-time snarky blogger turned native, now bills himself as an “entertainer” and ambulatory tick on showbiz’sd backsidem, and thinks he can inspire youngsters to support Obama’s healthcare plans.
Here’s the thing, Perez: the young will always support taxes to pay for better health care because – get this – they earn less and pay less tax.
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Posted: 11th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
X Factor: Dannii Minogue In Sack Shock Vomit Scare
“WHAT news of the X Factor?” you cry. Well, the Star can reveal that Danni Minogue is in a “DANNII SACK SHOCK”.
“Cowell fury over babe bitch blast.”
X FACTOR judge Dannii Minogue was facing the sack last night after slagging off Simon Cowell’s ex Sinitta.
Can an X Factor judge be sacked without a full disciplinary procedure? Cowell might be powerful, but surely the Supreme Court of Reality TV Judges should investigate before Cowell makes any rash moves?
If Danni were to be sacked she’d have to surrender the tools of her trade: clapping with palms only (no fingers); wiping away invisible tears; wafting hands before face in the manner of a demented Geisha; sniggering at people; agreeing with Simon Cowell; Botox.
Dannii has broken her silence after suffering months of bitchy comments from Cowell’s ex. Sinitta, 40, has said of Dannii: “She brings nothing new to the show.”
She said last night: “Sinitta. God love her. She actually thinks she’s running the show. Maybe it should be called The Sinitta Factor. I heard she’d even packed her gold bikini for the judging at Simon’s home at Easter. I do love her because she is a true diva. I told her to her face and she just laughed and said: ‘But darling, of course I am.’”
While Sinittaaaaa and Dannniiii do battle over the big vat of unnecessary letters, Showbiz Spy hers an insider tell of Cheryl Cole’s relationship with Cowell:
“Now the series is back and they’re working together again, he is growing irritated again, he is growing irritated by what he sees as her over-reliance on him.
“He likes Simon and can see why people value what he thinks about the music business and TV, but it is grating on him that Cheryl won’t do anything without seeking Simon’s opinion first.”
A bit like vomitous Ashley Cole’s career, with him being told what to so by his managers.
In other X Factor news:
‘Xtra Factor’ presenter Holly Willoughby has said that she worries about her baby son Harry throwing up on ‘The X Factor’ judges.
Look out for another Cole vomit-‘n’-tell soon…
Posted: 11th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Michael Jackson’s Adopted Children In Why Did I Get Married Too?
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the new: Janest Jackson’s on Jackon’s citizenship test, and plugging the new film telly Why did I Get Married Too?
Harper’s Bazaar, via The Sun:
“People have told me, ‘I am an American citizen because of your brother.'”
He adopted from overseas?
Fox: “Janet Jackson’s ‘rage’ on movie set”
Janet Jackson is purging her grief over the death of brother Michael during filming of her latest movie. She smashed up the set in one emotionally-charged scene. The singer/actress is currently working on Why Did I Get Married Too?, the sequel to 2007 film Why Did I Get Married?…
“Janet Jackson charmingly, if somewhat blandly, incarnates Patricia, an award-winning pop psychologist” – or the irony.
The 43-year-old had to smash a series of props for a scene in the movie and the pent-up rage over the events surrounding her brother’s passing caused her to snap three sturdy golf clubs, according to the movie’s director Tyler Perry.
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Posted: 10th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Michael Jackson This Is It Concert Features Jesus, Chris Brown And Top Austrian Stars
MICHAEL Jackson Tribute Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the new: The This Is It tribute concert features Jermaine Jackson, Katherine Jackson, more Jacksons, Chris Brown (maybe), Elvis, Jesus, Mary J Blige (maybe), top Austrian acts, and did we mention Jermaine Jackson?
NBC New York: “Michael Jackson Cult to Open Chapel in Brooklyn”. FreeWilliamsburg:
Rusel Parish, a Michael Jackson artist and now leader and spokesperson for the newly arrived Cult of Michael Jackson, is opening a chapel for worshipers on North 6th this Friday, “despite the tragic passing of the object of its obsession”…
Parish hopes to recruit “believers” to help turn the late singer’s songs into scripture, spread the love… “Those plans, I hope, are not apocalyptic, and rather focus on making the world a better place for you and for me”.
They come to pray:
The Guardian: “ Promotional material made available today for the Michael Jackson documentary This Is It shows a composite of colourful images of the singer rehearsing for his comeback tour, superimposed on a full-size image of the star in a familiar pose. It includes the tagline: “Michael Jackson’s This Is It. Like you’ve never seen him before.”
Or, er, not seen him before because he’s not performing. But the poster does feature all his best bits, and features. But want to know who is appearing in the show?
The Sun: “Brown’s MJ tribute is a no-go
CHRIS BROWN will NOT be performing at the MICHAEL JACKSON tribute show in Austria later this month, according to his record label.
Times Of India: “Jermaine Jackson backtracks on Chris Brown”
He said: “It”s up to the judge if he gets let out of the country or not. I”m not worried at all. He wants to be here… He”s asked for forgiveness. If Christ can forgive him, so can we. People make mistakes, but he”s a wonderful performer.”
Says Jermaine Jackson spokesman for Jesus Christ on woman beater and bowtie wearer Chris Brown. Anyhow, who’s on the big post-Jackson bill?
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Posted: 10th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)
Charlotte Church Loses A Dress Size In A Day
EARLIER this week, OK! magazine brought news from Charlotte Church’s bathrooms scales and wardrobe, and it was sensational…
“Charlotte is now a large size 12 but wants to get down to a size 10. If she does, she wants to do a workout video – but she’s told Gavin she’s happy to be a toned size 12.”
Now, just on day one and Closer magazine brings joyous news:
“Size 10 Charl vows to get the ‘ultimate body’”
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Posted: 10th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Beyonce Knowles Made Whiter For Russian Magazines
BEYONCE Knowles is black, white or somewhere in between. Press your keypads now!
The results are in and we discover that Beyonce is too black for readers of JOY magazine and not coffee-ish enough for readers of GLAMOUR.
For those in the know, Beyonce is a light russet.
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Posted: 10th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Lindsay Lohan Is Face And Camel Toe For Ungaro
SO why is Lindsay Lohan the new “artistic advisor” to designer Emanuel Ungaro? Is it her work with gilded turds, her patronage of the TurdWear brand that enables young with-its to lay a turd just like Lindsay?
Mounir Moufarrige, Ungaro’s chief executive officer, says “the noise level around Lindsay will be very, very big.”
It’s all about the buzz. Hear that? That is the buzz. Says Lindzzzzzzzzzay Lohan:
“When I’m involved in a project, I give my all to it. I feel like there’s a correlation between everything I do, whether it’s pop music or film. I’ve always played a big part in what I wear, the costumes. Clothing is something that’s so expressive in so many ways. It really interests me.”
Clothing is a thing of interest to Lindsay. She really did deliberately pull her undercarriage into a pair of Max Wall’s old leggings that showed off the contours to her primary sexual characteristics.
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Posted: 9th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Natalie Cassidy’s Simplisitic Weight Watch With Charlotte Church
IN this week’s OK!: Natalie Cassidy talks weight, Charlotte Church’s keep fit with kidz, The Saturday’s flakes and The Apprentice’s Alex Wotherpsoon ties the rings…
NATALIE Cassidy is using her outing on Strictly Come Dancing to tell OK! readers that if her lover of ten weeks asked her to marry her she’d say yes.
“One day I want a church wedding or a castle. It would be simplistic with not many people, just ones that mean a lot to us.”
Like Natalie’s old English teacher. Simples.
In other Fatalie Cassidy news.
NC: “I’m in magazines all the time and the stories are all about my weight. That’s just hurtful.”
OK!: “Are you hoping it [SCD] will help you lose weight?”
OK!: “Natalie vows: I’ll lose three stone on Strictly.”
Charlotte Church’s Weight
Says a friend:
“Charlotte is now a large size 12 but wants to get down to a size 10. If she does, she wants to do a workout video – but she’s told Gavin she’s happy to be a toned size 12.”
And what about that video – cue the Benny Hill theme tune?
“To be honest, I couldn’t; give a fuck what people think I look like. I didn’t have a personal trainer or anything, but running after the children keeps me trim.”
It’s a PG-rated work out video.
The Saturday’s Frankie Sandford:
“I always aim to have Brand Flakes with semi-skimmed milk for breakfast. Sometimes I have granary bread with butter and marmite. Or, if I’m in a rush, a banana.”
Adding:
“I love popcorn, so it’s a bonus that it’s not very fattening.”
Alex Wotherspoon marries Hannah Robbins
Wotherspoon was last seen sloping off from Surr Alan Sugar’s office in The Apprentice. Now he’s married. And OK! looks on.
Wife Hannah “wears an unstated veil which covered her face”.
Which is traditional. She then lifts the veil to east Norwegian prawns with melon, followed by leg of lamb with seasonal vegetables and a stock of profiteroles to finish.
Leave room for the cake:
“Next came the cutting of the cake which again showed what an intensely personal and family orientated day this was, with the stunning ice tower being created by Hannah’s auntie.”
A word now from the happy couple:
Hannah: “… the wedding ring should be simple, understated and oure.”
Alex: “I designed mine myself. It’s just a band with a cross along it and a diamond in the middle. If we have children we will add an diamond every time.”
Simplistically.
Posted: 9th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, OK! | Comment
Katie Price Hopes Andre ‘Rots In Hell’
THE Daily Mirror speaks for its readers when it looks at the Katie Price and Peter Andre divorce and screams:
“THANK GOD IT’S OVER”
But it’s not over. It goes on. There it is on the front page of the national press. And here’s Jordan telling Daily Star readers:
“I’LL WED MY ALEX AT XMAS…and it won’t be tacky like when I married Pete.”
The model plans to have a secret winter wedding and she is fast-tracking the nuptials because she is convinced Pete is hiding a secret girlfriend.
In other facts, Katie tells OK! readers that far from being shouted at by girls telling her how much they hated her, the truth is…:
“It’s like when I was in Ibiza, they said girls were shouting they hated me, when they were shouting: ‘We love you, we love your perfume.’”
“Oi, Jordan! We love your new range of equestrian daywear in a full range of pinks and mauves, and your curling tongs that operate at the bleeding-edge of technology, oh, and that book that has been so cruelly left off the Man Booker shortlist.”
And while we inhale those words, Jordan revisits Andre Pinto, her post-Peter andre homophonous former lover who told his story to the tabloids.
Andre: “There is nothing I can say but sorry!… I swore on my parents live that I wasn’t lying to you, I feel like Judas doing that to you…”
Katie: “You’re not stupid, you’re evil. Calling you Judas is a compliment. It makes me sick you even touched me. I hope you riot in hell.”
Which is why in a few moths time we will still be reading about Jordan in the tabloids and Sentimental Peter Andre will be on daytime telly, if he’s lucky…
Posted: 9th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, OK! | Comments (3)
Ryan O’Neal’s Threats To Kill Craig Nevius Over Farrah Fawcett Cancer Show
FARRAH Fawcett’s lover Greg Lott seeks to set the record straight by telling of his secret romance with Our Lady of the burnt orange swimsuit, and now another close male companion, Greg Nevius, sets out to get his own share of headlines.
Anorak’s Man in LA takes a look:
Craig Nevius is suing Ryan O’Neal, Alana Stewart and O’Neal’s business manager for pushing him aside from the cancer journal documentary he and Farrah were producing for NBC. Although “Farrah’s Story” received many harsh, disgusted reviews for its maudlin morbidity, it is up for an Emmy– as are Farrah and Nevius, who kept his executive producer title.
As the case winds its way to court, Nevius tells his side of the story and much more to Chris Mann on Retroality.tv.
The extensive two-part interview ((here and here) contains many insights into Farrah as well as exclusive information about the career plans left unfulfilled, though more interest will likely be placed on Nevius’ claim that Ryan O’Neal threatened to kill him.
A taste:
You must feel thrilled (being nominated for an Emmy. Aren’t you?
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Posted: 9th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Dr Conrad Murray Jailed As ‘Michael Jackson Made Me Do It’ Defence Fails
IN this week’s National Enquirer: Michael Jackson’s Dr Conrad Murray is sent down, Pete Wentz causes Ashlee Simpson to talk of divorce and Heidi Montag is hell-sent…
Michael Jackson Homicide
“DESPERATE ‘DR DEATH’ BLAMES MICHAEL”
“DR DEATH” is “cowardly” Conrad Murray, and he might blame Michael Jackson for his alleged involvement in the singer’s death should a Dr Barry Friedberg be right when he says:
“He’s going to try to put the blame on Jackson. But it won’t work because Murray was the one with the medical license, the power to prescribe medication and the job of keeping his patient alive.”
Dr Friedberg is not only “a Propofol expert”, he is an expert in legal matters and knows Dr Murray’s defence, a man who there is no evidence of his ever having met. Indeed, there is no evidence that Dr Friedberg ever met Michael Jackson.
And Dr Friedberg’s expertise doesn’t end there:
“But if Murray thinks the people around Michael are intimidating, wait until he gets a load of the inmates in prison.”
Dr Friedbeg is medical expert, lawyer, judge and jury.Case closed.
Heidi Montag Anti-Christ Bikini
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Posted: 8th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, National Enquirer | Comment
New Pictures From Twilight New Moon Crash Internet
KRISTEN Stewart and Robert Pattinson are advertising the new Twilight film, New Moon, by gazing into each other’s eyes.
The media and the fans get to work deciphering an image. And Stewart talks to The Times about her official action figure:
“I think she has a much bigger rack than I have.”
In other Twilight news, the movie is the star of Utah’s “largest corn maze”. There are many corn mazes in Utah but this is the big one.
The 24-acre corn maze features at Black Island Farms, featuring a “Team Jacob” and a “Team Edward.” (In the movie, Bella can choose Edward or Jacob as her boyfriend.)
You can enter the maze for $10. And you can be let out of it for $45 and the promise that you will stop talking endlessly about Robert Pattinson’s dreamy hair…
All the pictures
Posted: 8th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Dirty Sanchez Star Matthew Pritchard Stab Pictures
DIRTY Sanchez star Matthew Pritchard has been stabbed in the neck and back. But where else was he stabbed?
PA: “Matthew Pritchard was with his girlfriend when he intervened in a row in a shop on Monday.”
The Sun: “Dirty Sanchez star stabbed in Co-Op”
Daily Mail: “Matthew Pritchard, 36, was with his girlfriend in Budgens at Toftwood, Dereham yesterday, when he intervened in a row between two fellow shoppers.”
Want more facts? Says the TV star:
“I went into the shop with my missus, and this guy was in there. He was having a go at the staff and saying: ‘I’ve been in the scouts prison for two years, what are you asking me for ID for?’ He was getting really out of hand and by this time I was fuming because there were kids in the shop and it’s not right.
“He was effing and blinding. It was disgusting.”
Says the man who appears on a TV show named after a sexual act that involves wiping a line of poo under your lover’s nose.
I said ‘don’t you speak to women and children like that’ and pushed him out. He saw me coming towards him and I saw him get this knife out and he slashed me down the neck. I thought ‘Oh my God, he’s stabbed me’. My missus saw me and was screaming. People in the shop gave me a towel to put pressure on my neck. The blood started coming through that.
“I thought I was about to go to sleep at any point. I was telling my missus to tell my mum I love her.”
As ever, Twitter does the PR and Pritchard, a minor star on minor telly show on a minor telly channel makes the most of his moment in the limelight…
Posted: 8th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Angelina Jolie’s Lost Sex Diaries, Brad Pitt’s Contents Revealed
ANGELINA Jolie’s “LOST DIARIES” have been found. And the National Enquirer has the news on what Ange wrote about “BRAD, JEN & HER KINKY SEX LIFE”.
Once inside the magazine, we realise that the diaries have not been found by the Enquirer. But not to worry because the word “diary” enables the Enquirer to make a good guess at what these diaries contain.
They contain “intimate details about her sex life and revels her innermost feelings about partner Brad Pitt”.
They contain “dates” in chronological orders, notes on “public holidays” and very possibly a table that converts decimal measurements into metric and then lists all the capitals of ALL the nations, including Shiloh’s native NAMIBIA!
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Posted: 8th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, National Enquirer | Comments (2)
Jaycee Dugard Married Phillip Garrido, Best-Friend Tells All
JAYCEE Dugard: The National Enquirer has “THE REAL REASON KIDNAPPED JAYCEE DIDN’T RUN”.
Want to know why Jaycee Dugard didn’t run for Phillip and Nancy Garrido?
First up, we learn that Jaycee married Phillip Garrido in his garden paedo paradise. And she didn’t run because Garrido “brainwashed” Jaycee into believing that God wanted them to be together. And if she escaped then everyone would die.
How does the Enquirer know this? Well a “source” tells us. And the source has more:
“Garrido brought a tape player into the shed and began to play a tape of him singing one of his own songs. Apparently, in his deranged mind, he thought it would create a romantic setting. He forced Jaycee down onto a filthy mattress, telling her, ‘This is what God wants us to do.’”
Later she came to “love him”, so we learn. And she gave birth in the same shed, “sound-proofed to cover her screams”. And that Nancy Garrido was also “brainwashed” by Phil.
All facts, as Jaycee’s stepfather Carl Probyn, who actually lives with Jaycee, tells us:
“I don’t know if she was brainwashed, I don’t know if she was walking around on the street, I don’t know if she was locked under key for 18 years.”
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Posted: 8th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, National Enquirer | Comments (3)
Gary Lineker Marries Danielle Bux, Intimately
GARY Lineker is married to Danielle Bux and you are invited to gaze upon the “two-day Italian Extravaganza” in Hello!. It is a “small and intimate dream” that the happy magazine is willing to share with anyone prepared to fork out £2.
Mother-of-one Danielle looks resplendent in a wedding dress as white as Simon Cowell’s teeth as we meet the couple in the grounds of the Hotel Caruso on Italy’s Amalfi coast.
Danielle’s signing on fee is a reported £250,000, which includes food and drinks for 80, a £400 civil ceremony, a cliff top blessing and a £9,000 wedding kit. And in case you think that’s steep, a local councillor called Luigi Apicella tells us that “there was nothing extravagant” about the do.
But amid the shots of Gary and Dani in a clinch, Hello! tells us that the couple refused to sell their wedding to the highest bidder. And it turns out that what we get are pictures of Danielle in a dress and Gary dressed informally without jacket or tie. Gary looks like the mini-cab driver delivering the bride to her big day.
It’s all very private for Danielle Bux, who “exclusively” revealed her wedding plans to OK! and told us that her daughter Ella “took to Gary immediately because he is so fantastic with children”.
At the do, DJ Spoony spun the CDs and footballers-turned-media-pundits Alan Shearer and Alan Hansen gave running commentaries on the proceedings before agreeing that both sides had performed well but there was still along way to go.
Danielle Bux is an underwear model…
Posted: 8th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Hello! | Comment
Jaycee Dugard Teaches English Class, And Tourists Invade Garrido Home
JAYCEE Lee Dugard – Anorak’s look at Jaycee Dugard in the news: Jaycee Dugard teaches English class, tourists invade Phillip Garrido’s home and the Jaycee-Garrido love story…
Jaycee Dugard illustrates the importance of good grammar, and the hardship of bearing children:
FOX: “Officers near Antioch are having a hard time keeping people off Phillip Garrido’s Property.”
Since Garrido and his wife were arrested for Jaycee Lee Dugard’s kidnapping, the Contra Costa County Sheriff’s Department has been called to their home at least three times for reports of trespassing.
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Posted: 8th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)
I Was Katie Price’s Double: Jordan’s Game Of Pairs
KATIE Price is divorcing Peter Andre. And looking back over her career, one thing stands out, well, two things do: Katie loves holding small things in her hands, whether it be bottles of perfume, books or pop acorn Peter Andre.
Most things come in pairs. Even Katie likes to go under two names: Katie Price, homemaker and all-round top mum, and Jordan, the pneumatic, strumpet-arsed aid to masturbation.
You can tell them apart because Strumpet Jordan flashes her shiny bra and homemaker Katie flashes her frilly bra.
Katie Price does not do things by halves – she does them in pairs. Had she not already married Peter Andre twice – they renewed their vows on the telly – she’d surely remarry him, after divorcing for a second time, on the telly.
You can see Katie’s career here…
Posted: 8th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
All The Worst Bits From The Peter Andre And Katie Price Divorce
KATIE Price And Peter Andre are suing each other for divorce. It’s the end of the anti-romance Anorak dubbed Tit 4 Tat.
Katie and Peter are looking for a decree nisi, from a marriage that is irretrievably broken down. Price K v Andrea PJ is big news. The newspapers look on:
Daily Mirror: “KATIE AND PETER DIVORCE TODAY”
“They agree on trouble free split!”
Hurrah! No more mud slinging form Dignified Pete and Katie The Bad. And having told us that front-page fact, the Mirror’s 3am Girls reveal:
“Peter Andre and Katie Price to divorce – with acrimony”
Perhaps the Girls read the Sun?
Last night a family lawyer said: “It’s quite sad really and nothing more than a petty snipe from Ms Price. It’s her way of saying, ‘I am not allowing you to divorce me – instead I am going to divorce you.’ It’s just a way of sticking your fingers up at your ex through legal process. It’s about emotion – nothing else.”
How very typical of Katie Price. Tsk! As Sky news tells us, it was Peter who said:
The 36-year-old declared “enough is enough” after a string of tit-for-tat headlines which have dominated the tabloids since the couple parted in May.
Daily Star: “Yesterday furious Peter hit back at his wife’s ‘lies, lies, lies’.”
He says he’s been driven to the brink by her continual bizarre allegations about their relationship.
But what of the other facts?
Daily Star: “KATIE AND PETER DIVORCE TODAY”.
This is an “EXCLUSIVE”
The Sun: “JORDAN DIVORCE TODAY”
And this too is an “EXCLUSIVE”
And there is shocking news from the Tabloid Telegraph:
Price, 30, a former glamour model turned author and reality TV star, appears under the name Katie Price in her petition against 36-year-old singer Andre.
That’s 31-year-old Katie Price to all the other papers. It looks like the Tabloidgraph has its own exclusive.
And the facts keep on coming. About that counter-suing?
Daily Express: “Such cases only occur in about one out of every 400 divorces.”
Daily Star: “A court insider revealed: ‘They are both applying for divorce, which only happens in about one in every 300 cases. It doesn’t bode well for a quiet and friendly outcome.”
Such are the facts…
Posted: 8th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)
Paul O’Grady’s Media Deals Masterclass
HOW media deals are done, with daytime telly presenter Paul O’Grady:
“I am quite happy to take a cut. You’ve got to, if you want to work and continue working. I can afford it. We can’t be ridiculous and hold out for silly money. Taking a pay cut won’t demotivate me. I want an amicable agreement without fights”- Paul O’Grady, June 16, 2009.
“Cutting it by half is outrageous. I really want to carry on. I like Channel 4 and I’m more than happy to stay and take a cut in my own wages, perhaps 20%. Perhaps Channel 4 thought I’d roll over, but that’s not going to happen” – Paul O’Grady, Daily Mirror, 1 September, 2009.
Lets not be ridiculous…
Posted: 7th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
