Farrah Fawcett ‘Banned’ From Seeing German Doctor

FARRAH Fawcett’s Celebrity Cancer continues to interest Anorak’s Man in LA:

EXCLUSIVE: Farrah Fawcett’s friends say Ryan O’Neal won’t let her see the German doctor who treated her cancer and extended her life

Farrah Fawcett’s Hollywood friends say Ryan O’Neal is stopping the iconic actress’s German doctor from treating or visiting her in what appears to be the final stages of her battle with cancer, and denying the Hollywood legend one last chance at survival.

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Posted: 3rd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (15)

Jade Goody: Jack Tweed’s New Film

DAY 2 of the Press/PR plot to make Jack Tweed, aka Mr Jade Goody, worthy of interest.

Today, Tweed is pictured dressed as the Tin Man – the one with no heart. Pictures are provided by Jade Goody’s mates at Matrix photos.

The story is given to us by the Sun:

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Posted: 3rd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)

Andy Murray Knocked Out By Susan Boyle

SUSAN Boyle Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Susan Boyle in the news – Susan Boyle knocks Andy Murray, MPs expenses and Boris Johnson thinks…

New Boyles Please!

It will not end with a trip to The Priory, but Andy Murray became the latest well-fancied Scottish export to suffer a very public meltdown when the pressure was on.

For Murray, the world No 3, his Susan Boyle moment came at the end of the second set of his French Open quarter-final against Fernando Gonzalez of Chile and continued until the first game of the fourth – Martin Samuel, Daily Mail

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Posted: 3rd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

Susan Boyle: Susan’s Imaginary Friend

SUSAN Boyle Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Susan Boyle in the news – Susan Boyle’s imaginary friend, Simon Cowell calls and Max Clifford promises…

Daily Mirror (front page): “Simon backs Susan”

“SI’LL BE THERE FOR SU”

Mark Jefferies and Maggie Barry learn that Simon Cowell, the man who made Susan Boyle – and who will make from Susan Boyle – wants her to do well.

Simon Cowell has personally called Susan Boyle to tell her: “Whatever you decide, I will support you unconditionally.”

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Posted: 3rd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)

James Blunt You’re Beautiful (Literal Video Version)

JAMES Blunt – You’re Beautiful. Literal Version – with whiny voice:

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Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Adam Lambert Comes Out On Perez Hilton

PEREZ Hilton, the Osmond Family-Elton John chimera, says American Idol runner up Adam Lambert is going to come out and announce he is gay.

As revelations go this one’s right up with news that Jordan sleeps on her back, MPs are vain self-serving egomaniacs and the world ends on Decemeber 2, 2016. Says Hilton:

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Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)

Heather Mills’ Meat-Free Leg Hits Supermarket Shelves

HEATHER Mills is said to have become separated from her false leg fell in a supermarket.

The leg  did not end up in the frozen goods section, nor was it shoplifted and sold in a pub as “meat unspecified”.

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Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)

In A Field With Charlotte Church’s Puppies

HELLO! is in a field in Wales with Charlotte Church and her lover Gavin Henson. And it finds reason, nay, inspiration, to opine:

“It was an idyllic family scene. They looked very much together and very content with their own company.”

Just Charlotte, Gavin, baby Dexter, toddler Ruby, the photographer…

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Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)

Borat And Bruno: Waxed Or Shaved Gallery

SACHA Baron Cohen is versatile – as Borat he was as hairy as a singing angel. As Bruno he is smoother than a cue ball.

The gallery is not all that safe for work:

Borat crosses his legs and knits a vest

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Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment

The Apprentice Lorraine Tighe’s Facial

LORRAINE Tighe was to be the new Susan Boyle, striking a blow for less-than-gorgeous womanhood, and turning Hairy Cherub Alan Sugar’s Apprentice into a moral lesson.

But Grazia says Lorraine is to embrace new teeth, a “facialist” and “may even have Botox”.

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Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Katie Holmes And Tom Cruise Divorce

KATIE Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise. No. Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise?

Grazia magazine invites readers to join a heated debate. The chair moves that Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise.

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Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Peter Doherty Reforms

PETER Doherty is not only alive but he has announced that The Libertines will be reforming in 2010.

Yaaaay! The Libertinezzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Farrah Fawcett’s Love Letter Fight

FARRAH FAWCETT’S celebrity cancer – on Celebrity Cancer News – is being watched by Anorak’s Man in LA.

In “Farrah Fawcett’s business partner and college beau fights visit ban by inundating Ryan O’Neal with Farrah fans’ cards and letters” he tells us:

As the Farrah Fawcett cancer plays out behind closed doors in a Beverly Hills area high-rise, one of her lifelong friends who’ve been denied access to her is striking back at her caretakers in a most unusual way.

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Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)

SuBows: Buy Susan Boyle Weave Brows

SUSAN Boyle is no more but her eyebrows – Anorak Best Break Out Act 2009 – are all the rage. And now you can get the look with Weave Brows – a range of ComfiBrows for those of you eager to get the look.

Get the “celebrity status” by attaching your SuBows with tape, spittle and a strip of underlay to your face and marvel at how they stare.

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Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

Susan Boyle Mania Creates Susan Boyle’s Mania

SUSAN Boyle Mania gives way to Susan Boyle’s mania. The most famous woman that has ever walked the earth, the spiritual, moral and fiscal salve to all our ills, rests up in the Priory clinic.

Had it not been for Britain’s Got Talent, The Priory would have been deprived of a new celebrity resident. Anorak’s Susan Boyle Watch looks at the woman in the news:

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Susan Boyle’s Eyebrows Got It Alone: Video

SUSAN Boyle lost Britain’s Got Talent. But while her mouth failed, those eyebrows just keep on dreaming…

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Posted: 1st, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Susan Boyle Releases New Album: Picture

SUSAN Boyle has emerged from taking a backseat/ therapy to showcase her new album. Anorak has the picture:

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Posted: 1st, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comment

Danny La Rue RIPs Like Susan Boyle

GOODBYE Danny La Rue, the first female impersonator to appear at the Royal Variety performance in front of the Queen.

“Mummy!” she cried.

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Posted: 1st, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (8)

Jade Goody Spins On Jack’s Turntables

JACK Tweed, Mr Jade Goody, is hosting a getting-out-of-jail party at Essex’s Faces nightclub and his agent Max Clifford is offering comment.

“It appears to be a crass attempt to drum up a bit of money for themselves off Jade’s back, and it’s a crying shame.”

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Posted: 1st, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)

Cheryl Cole Is Vacuum Packed On A Bike

CHERYL Cole – aka The Hairless Boyle – has lashed out £36,000 on whjat the aMil terms a “wind tunnel” exercise bike.

The Girls Aloud star, who weighs only seven and a half stone, is believed to have bought the contraption after seeing pictures of lithe rival judge Dannii Minogue on a beach.

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Posted: 1st, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

The Top Five Susan Boyle Moments

AS Susan Boyle prepares to forgo her knickers, shave her head and give broadsheet hacks a chance to write about Boyle Ghandi, and tabloid scribes an opening to wonder if sex with 48-year-old virgin is better than a shag with mum-of-two Britney Spears – vote now and vote often – (with expert opinion from Calum Best), we look back at Britain’s Got Talent.

What was the best bit? Anorak’s Top Five:

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Posted: 1st, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)

Kerry Katona Reunites With Atomic Kitten

A FEW days back, the Press Associaton brought the news: “Kerry Katona opens up on GMTV sofa.”

Old Mr Anorak read thatrand had to take a tincture. Others wondered if it was part of Channel’s 4’s season of live surgery, or if mum had run out of space in her Iceland chest freezer.

Now comes yet more chilling news: “Kerry Katona is to reform with Atomic Kitten.”

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Posted: 1st, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)

Susan Boyle Rehab Doctors Tell All

TO go with The Priory rehab and the hissy fits, Susan Boyle has a PR – a spin doctor – who is able to make the client look better than good and create about her an aura of perpetual wonderfulness.

You see, Susan Boyle has not had a”meltdown”. No, she has just done more good deeds, as the Mirror reports:

Susan was in hiding yesterday and is thought to be keeping out of the limelight to give Diversity a chance to shine.

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Posted: 1st, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Bunny Boyler: Susan Boyle Checks Into Rehab

SUSAN Boyle, the moral, spiritual and fiscal force of the age has checked into The Priory home for tired and emotional stars.

There she will meet and greet celebrities and remind them that following Jimmy Tarbuck and The Shadows on a Royal Variety Performance is not the be all and end all of life. What’s better – a comedy skit with Noel Edmonds or a lifetime supply of prescription drugs? No contest.

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Posted: 1st, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (21)

Susan Boyle: Copyrighting SuBo

SUSAN Boyle and the SuBo. Writes reader Percy Stilton:

…Now I am really seething…. even the NOTW are using the SuBo name that i created for my satire on this site…..I can’t get any lower….can I?
I am beyond boiling point….any more of this plagarism and I will sue the swine..

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Posted: 31st, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (10)