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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
Angelina Jolie Catches Brad Pitt Texting ‘Golden’ Aniston
HAVING been told yesterday in HELLO! that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are so in love and that Jennifer Aniston has not made any contact whatsoever with Pitt, the Enquirer trills:
“ANGE WALKS IN ON JEN & BRAD”
It is…
“The EXPLOSIVE confrontation.”
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Posted: 27th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (10)
Anorak Insider Saves Danielle Lloyd’s Leg
THE story so far: glamour model Danielle Lloyd and Spurs’ therapist has hurt her leg. Now read on…
MODEL DANIELLE LLOYD nearly lost a leg after crashing through a glass table in a drunken brawl, it was revealed yesterday.
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Posted: 27th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Katie Price’s Ex Lover Goes With A Bang
DAY Whatever of the Katie Price and Peter Andre divorce and news that Katie’s old flame Dane Bowers and a sex tape…
The Sun: “MY Night with Jordan: Ex-lover Dane nicked near her mansion”
Her mansion. Is that euphemism?
“Huge bang at 4am as Dane stays with Jordan“
JORDAN’S ex-lover Dane Bowers told cops he had been with HER — after being nicked for suspected drink-driving at 4am yesterday. Cops rushed to Jordan’s mansion after neighbours heard a “huge bang” at 4am — and found Bowers.
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Posted: 27th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Brad And Angelina Jolie In Headlock Drama
HELLO! magazine has a question for its readers: “BRAD AND ANGELINA – DOES THIS COUPLE LOOK LIKE A COUPLE IN CRISIS?”
The question is accompanied by a shot of the two actors – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, for it is they – entwined before the cameras.
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Posted: 26th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Brooke Shields Says Virginity Makes You Fat
BROOKE Shields shares with Health magazine her views on viginity and fatness:
“I think I would have had sex a lot earlier. I think I would have been much more in touch with myself. I think I wouldn’t have had issues with weight – I carried this protective 20 pounds [in college]. It was all connected. I think I would have lost my virginity earlier than I did at 22.”
Have sex – be thin.
Posted: 26th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Cate Blanchett Is Gaia’s Roving Ambassador
WHEN the film of Environmental Angel Trudi Styler is made, Cate Blanchette is a shoo-in for the lead role as the jet-setting Green Shirt.
To the World Business Summit on Climate Change, an event, “graced by actress Cate Blanchett and former US vice-president Al Gore”.
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Posted: 26th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
The Susan Boyle Effect Cures The Recession
SUSAN Boyle Watch: on Susan’s Boyle’s skin, Susan Boyle’s antidote and Susan Boyle film…
“Susan Boyle’s Got Acne – Is That a Problem?”
The UK’s Got Talent star Susan Boyle is the unassuming Scottish songster who has bags of talent and less glamorous looks. Has she got acne, too – as some reports suggested? Is adult acne a problem? The answer is ‘yes’ for millions of adults who suffer adult acne.
The point is, adult acne and acne treatment is available to anyone at any age and our new website at AcneSkincareReviews carries the latest, original articles and reviews of some of the leading acne treatment procedures and products – LawFuel
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Posted: 26th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Danielle Lloyd In Cosmectic Surgery Fight
THAT’S “SOCCER Wag” DANIELLE LLOYD on the floor outside London’s Crystal club.
She “writhes in agony outside a nightspot yesterday — tended by fellow clubbers splattered with HER blood after a savage brawl”.
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Posted: 26th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)
Big Brother Star Tells Of ‘Affair’ With Married Katie Price
JORDAN did cheat on Peter with me,” says Big Brother’s Billi.
Heat magazine leads with news of Katie Price and Big Brother star emeritus Billi Bhatti, the male model modelled on Zoolander, who claims that between August 2007 and May 2008 he and Jordan had an “online affair”.
Says Bhatti:
“She was pretty dirty. She sent me a load of images exposing herself, as well as a video.”
Wow! Everyone else has to search online for those. Go on…
Bhatti, we learn, once dated Katie’s younger sister Sophie, “briefly” in December 2007. He says he met Katie in the gadget shop where he worked. Then when he left Big Brother, they met again in London’s Embassy club.
They then emailed each other. They also used MSN and Facebook. Bhatti bought a webcam, maybe using his gadget shop insider knowledge.
Heat says it has seen the messages “in full”. But it probably considers them too dull even for its readers, because Bhatti delivers no evidence of any sexual contact, just a few limp claims:
“She didn’t get fruity that quickly. I’d say it was after Christmas 2007 and early 2008. She’d mess around and flirt. I remember a conversation about Valentine’s Day, and I asked her what she was planning. She was like, ‘Whatever Peteys lined up for me – a threesome, hopefully…”
This and the video – to Heat at least – “prove that Jordan was cheating on her husband months ago”. To Heat it is a “shocking revelation”.
To the rest of us it a story of a failed celebrity talking to a woman who made her fortune getting her Jordans out and dry humping her husband on the telly.
Says Bhatti:
“Jordan and I, at this point, were having an online affair which lasted about nine months.”
Ending when Jordan gave birth to a Nokia 210e.
“I saw her on webcam once, but it didn’t really work. She told me to get one because I didn’t have one and she was like, ‘You don’t see me until I see you.’”
Which, if true, would account for the massive surge in webcam sales ever since Katie started exposing her selection of Jordans.
“So I got one, but she never stayed on it for very long. She would tell me to expose myself. I just thought , ‘It’s OK, she won’t do anything with that.”
Self-deprecation thy name is Bhatti. He goes on:
“She watched me doing that to myself. She was watching me via webcam. She never did anything on webcam for me.”
Having told heat readers that he is a w*****, the magazine delivers the clincher:
“At one point the online conversation the pair were so desperate to send each other saucy snaps that when Billi confessed the batteries were low on his digital camera Jordan suggested taking them from the remote control.”
And pressing fast forward…
Posted: 26th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7)
Susan Boyle: Pebbles Inspires Cat Lady
SUSAN Boyle sings Memories from Cats on Britain’s got Talent.
And at home Pebbles tunes in and knows that he not forgotten. The Cat Lady remembers.
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Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)
Fred Bowers Body Pops Off
FRED Bowers is Britain’s got Talent’s break dancing 73-year-old.
While his peers are pill popping, Bowers is body popping. No he’s not fitting – he’s dancing!
Now the Sun says Bowers is a fraud, claiming disability benefits.
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Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Play The Susan Boyle Video Game
SUSAN Boyle has a video game. It’s not a make-up/ dress-up game, in which you get to turn a beautiful blonde stunna (Susan’s real name is Armani Dolce – pictures) and with an Anorak Frump Suit, fight wig and Comfi-Smock create your own Susan Boyle.
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Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Susan Boyle Watch: Susan Plays Bagpipes (Video)
SUSAN Boyle Watch: in which Susan Boyle signs another song for well over a minute and teaches us a political and moral lesson…
Daily Mail (front page): VOICE OF AN ANGEL – Susan stuns us all again”
Daily Express (front page): “SUSAN SAILS INTO FINAL”
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Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (17)
Katie Price Swings On Jonathan Ross
JODHPURS off to Katie Price for securing a warm seat BBC1’s Jonathan Ross show to speak about her split with husband Peter Andre.
Before Katie and Peter split their marriage was on TV’s outer reaches, sandwiched like a slive of processed cheese and soft pickle between ITV’s output of ads for ITV2 and more ads for ITV2.
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Posted: 24th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Katie Price Begs Peter Andre To Come Back
DAY 12 of the Katie Price – Peter Andre divorce mnaster class, and says Katie Price of her Peter Andre:
“I want Pete back.”
Says Katie Price in the News of the World:
“I’ll take Pete back tomorrow. I’ll drop the divorce if he gives me another chance.”
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Posted: 24th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7)
Michael Jackson At The Skin Cancer Shop
MORE news on Michael Jackson, of whom the Sun says:
“STRAINED MICHAEL JACKSON leaves a medical centre — with a bag printed with the stark words: “Skin cancer.”
Who knew you could get skin cancer in a shop? Has the lust to be the subject of an alert on Anorak’s Celebrity Cancer News (CCN) – created a cancer outlet; and, if so, will the outlet go global, a cancer shop at very stage school and Simon Cowell vehicle the world over?
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Posted: 23rd, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Farrah Fawcett’s Love Story Cancer Story
FARRAH Fawcett’s celebrity cancer is continuing to occupy the busy mind of Anorak’s Man In LA:
This is not about money.
This is not about ego.
This is not about anything but Farrah.
I was entrusted with overseeing
this very personal project.
I want her vision to be seen
and her voice to be heard.
I won’t speak about her in the past tense.
She’s not in the past tense.”
Writes Craig J. Nevius, Farrah Fawcett’s documentary partner, kicked to the curb by Ryan O’Neal
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Posted: 23rd, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Trudi Styler’s “Occasional Use Of Private Aviation Fuel”
MRS Sting, Trudi Styler, tells the Guardian that she is angered and saddened about stories on her “occasional use of private aviation fuel”:
Given the Guardian’s reputation for a positive stance on the environment, I was angered and saddened by the cheap and scathing tone of your “Lost in showbiz” article about me.
It sought to demolish my credibility as an environmental campaigner by laying charges of hypocrisy against my readily admitted occasional use of private aviation fuel as well as many (less reported) flights on scheduled commercial flights.
The piece is headlined:
It is not hypocritical to fly if I’m campaigning for the environment
And teaches us:
Each year I fly thousands of miles to campaign for environmental change. It would have been inconceivable to raise tens of millions of pounds for the Rainforest Foundation – which protects the forests and their indigenous people and of which I was a joint founder 21 years ago – on horseback. It would have been similarly impracticable to have served as a global Unicef ambassador on a bicycle.
Help Truly Trudi change the environment by taking her message to the beaches of Spain, Italy, Florida and Greece this summer…
Posted: 23rd, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Katie Price Divorce: Peter Andre Meets The Clintons
KATIE Price has secured the services of Fiona Shackleton. Price’s divorce from Peter Andre looks to be on.
As the Star puts it:
Kate has ordered ruthless Shackleton, 52, to protect her money and custody rights to her three children. And she has told pals she believes the top brief is the “perfect partner” to help turn the screw on estranged husband Peter.
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Posted: 23rd, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Patrick Swayze’s Wife Poses With His Ghost
TO counter rumours of his death, Patrick Swayze’s wife Lisa Niemihas poses for pictures with the cancer stricken star. This proves that Swayze is alive. Or not.
Might it be his… ghost?
The picture was taken last week, and released after rumours that Swayze had died.
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Posted: 21st, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Naked Jessica Biel To Star In Quasimodo Remake
HAVING told one and all that her looks are damaging her career, Jessica Biel says she won’t leave the house until she looks terr-i-fic:
“It’s wonderful to do what I do, but everything that goes with it? It’s bizarre,” Biel tells Allure magazine. “The invasion of privacy is very tough. I am followed all day, every day. Going to the dentist, the cleaners.
“I guess I could look like s**t going to the dentist, but only if I didn’t care what I saw in the papers.”
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Posted: 21st, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
The Apprentice: Ben Clarke Creates Hunt For New Hate Figure
GOODBYE Ben Clarke, The Apprentice candidate who was being eaten by his suit.
And you’re passing leaves us with a problem: who do we now hat?
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Posted: 21st, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (9)
Katie Price And Me: The Other Women Tell All
WANT to know what Ulrika Jonsson thinks of Katie Price and Peter Andre – “the split that ROCKED showbiz”?
THE other story in the Katie Price – Peter Andre split is Katie & Me – a narrative featuring any number of jobbing celebrities applying to give their views on the big story.
First up is Katie’s “former love rival” Mel B, aka Scary Spice.
The ex-Spice Girl – who dated Peter 12 years ago – urged the singer not to throw his marriage away, saying: “Please take Katie back.”
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Posted: 21st, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)
Other Man In Katie Price Divorce ‘Meets’ Peter Andre
DAY Nine of the Peter Andre – Katie Price Divorce Master class:
The Mirror’s Derek Mcgovern says:
“The Jordan-Peter break-up has split the nation.”
Might this be war?
Half are lapping up every word of the celebrity boo-hooing; the other half can’t take their eyes off the pictures. Say what you like about Jordan, but they’re very photogenic.
Half the nation are lapping up the words; half the nation are lapping at the pictures. and the other half don’t give a sh**.
Heartbroken Peter regularly points out that his wife has two personalities. One’s the caring, kind, sweet woman called Katie, while the other is the foul-mouthed tease named Jordan.
Who cares, I say – both have great breasts.
Which you can buy at Messers Nip ‘n’ Tucks’ online shop at www.BalloonChest.com.
Elsewher in the Mirror, Clemmie Moodie is reutedmn form cyrpus to tells us about Peter and Katie’s split. No not their split from reality, as Ian Monk tells PR Week:
In their world of smoke and mirrors, who can tell if it is genuine? Quite possibly, even the sainted Peter and his wilful wife, whose shenanigans with her married dressage coach apparently caused the split, aren’t entirely certain whether it is real or reality.
As the National’s Philippa Kennedy chimes:
There’s something quite sweet about the former pop star Peter André, aka Mr Jordan, aka Mr Katie Price. He’s not the brightest shilling..
Of course, Clemmie knows real when she smells it and tells us: “Hopes dashed for amicable divorce.”
Furious Katie Price yesterday slammed the door on any hope of a reconciliation with estranged husband Peter Andre – after she banned him from their £3million mansion.
The Aussie singer found himself homeless and had to spend the night in his manager’s spare room after flying back from Cyprus following the couple’s 11-day separation.
And as their bitter bust-up rapidly worsened, sources close to Katie revealed she has told him: “I’ll see you in court.”
Of course, as we learnt yesterday, Katie Price has already chucked all Pete’s stuff out:
“He’ll be is moving his stuff out piecemeal over the next few days…”
Maybe we should ask Pete? But where is he? Says the Sun:
Peter in hiding… as Jordan jets back
Afact confirmed by the Mail:
As Peter Andre goes into hiding, Jordan’s horse hunk offers to meet him to put his mind at rest
Horse hunk? Prince Edward?
The horseman at the centre of the storm over Peter Andre and Katie Price’s marriage breakdown has offered to meet Peter to put his mind at rest over an alleged affair.
Its’…
Dressage coach Andrew Gould has angrily insisted there is ‘nothing going on‘ between him and Jordan, and wants a face-to-face meeting to clear the air.
No news.
He said: ‘All this fuss is over one drink I had with Kate.
‘I’ve had drinks with lots of my clients but because she is famous, this has been turned into something it is not.’
As the Star has it:
Dressage coach Andrew, 28, angrily insisted he was “f***ing sick” of being portrayed as “the other man” in the couple’s troubled marriage.
He claimed he would happily meet Peter, 36, for a face-to-face chat to prove there was “nothing going on” between him and Kate, 30.
Andrew fumed: “I don’t know what’s going on and I certainly wouldn’t sh*t on my own doorstep.”
“All this fuss is over one drink I had with Kate. I’ve had drinks with lots of my clients but because she is famous it is being turned into something it is not.”
What it is and what it is not seems to be a moot point in the media…
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Jordan And Peter Andre Return To The US
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Katie Price and Peter Andre Split Exclusive: Jordan Tells All
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Posted: 21st, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)
Susan Boyle On The Simpsons
SUSAN Boyle is to appear in an episode of The Simpsons.
In the show Boyle inspires Hairless Angel Homer Simpson to audition for a talent show.
Stood before a yellowy Simon Cowell, Homer says:
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Posted: 20th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
