Celebrities Category
Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
The Apprentice: Phil Loves Kate And We Hate Howard
HAVING missed out an office job in Brentwood, The Apprentice’s Phil Taylor says he is “head over heels “in love with…
Anyone who’s seen Philip on the show will expect the sentence to end with “himself”. But Phil says he is in love with Kate Walsh, the show’s resident blonde with the big teeth and cross-dressing fashion sense.
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Posted: 12th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Backstage With Cheryl Cole And Girls Aloud
HELLO! wants to take readers into the Girls Aloud dressing rooms and into their “private lives”.
All too easy to stride right in, but we warned: the site of Ashley Cole in full cry in the arms of pop poppet Cheryl Cole demands a pause for thought and a sponge. Cheryl wants us to know about her “secret pain” and, “Why I’m hurting every night.”
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Posted: 12th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Katie Price and Peter Andre Split Exclusive: Jordan Tells All
PETER Andre and Katie Price, the chest formerly known as Jordan, are going their separate ways – he into the sunset (to get tips on how to perfect the orangey glow) and she to the papers.
Says Katie Price:
“Pete is the love of my life and my life. We have children together and I am devastated and disappointed by his decision to separate and divorce me, as I married him for life.
“This is not what I want and the decision has been taken out of my hands. I will not comment further or do any interviews regarding the separation but I will always love my Pete.”
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Posted: 12th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (26)
Susan Boyle On Oprah Winfrey: Video
SUSAN Boyle Watch: Susan Boyle appears on Oprah Winfrey, with subtitles…
How do you follow the McCanns? With the fat lady, aka Susan Boyle, the woman billed as the theological and moral cure to a poisoned humanity.
Susan Boyle addressed Oprah not in Aramaic but in English, albeit with a Scots accent equippe with subtitles.
Video:
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Posted: 11th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Katie Price And Peter Andre See Each Other For First Time And Split
PETER Andre and Katie Price have separated after four years of marriage.
Says Peter:
“For the first three years I was in a different room to her. Then she had her Jordans reduced and we met eye-to-eye for the first time. It was dreadful. I had been speaking to her breasts for ages and we’d formed a real bond. But with Katie it was hard work and we never clicked.”
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Posted: 11th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (8)
Susan Boyle Camel Toe
SUSAN Boyle to Oprah:
“I’ve just tidied up a bit like any woman would.”
Spotter and Image via Jason Jay
Posted: 11th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)
Jamie Oliver Joins Ryan Seacrest On A Mission
FIRST Madonna leaves Blighty, then Little Britain and now ABC is taking Jamie Oliver to the US in a mission to scare the batter from the KFC class, to introduce them to Oliver’s Good Food Bible.
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Posted: 11th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Greg Pritchard Is Britain’s Got Talent
GREG PRITCHARD sings Nessun Dorma in the fashion of a ladies’ toilet attendant and Britain’s Got Talent goes wild.
There are familiar cutaway shots of the crowd nodding to each other; Amanda Holden hugging her face, perhaps to check it’s still on; Piers Morgan advertising his teeth; Simon Cowell offering his bon mots, for which Holden saves her really big applauses and wow-amazing face; and Greg Pritchard smiling.
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Posted: 11th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (11)
Miss Panama: Giosue Cozzarelli On Confucius Causing Confusion
TO the Miss Panama parade, and hopeful Giosue Cozzarelli is fielding questions.
To avoid confusion say what you mean…
Naked Soul Wins Miss Saudi Arabia Beauty Contest
Posted: 10th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Susan Boyle: Hairy Angel Rejects Obama
SUSAN Boyle Watch: In which Susan Boyle snubs Barack Obama.
As the News of the World reports:
SUSAN Boyle turned down the chance of a dream dinner date with President Barack Obama in Washington . . . to stay at home and wash her hair, we can reveal.
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Posted: 10th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Tom Cruise Proves Study Technology: Video
TOM Cruise. If Tom Crusie were British, and living in the UK, would he expect to get away with this tribute to “study technology?”
Yes. He would have been Tony’s Blair’s Study Technology Tsar. His tapes would be on Gordon Brown’s expense account.
Maggie Thatcher would have taken him outside and have had him shot.
We go off on a tangent. No matter, because Cruise is talking to Scientology peoples, and it’s all tangents.
Take it – and maybe him – away:
Tom Cruise speaking about Study Technology
Posted: 9th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (10)
Winehouse Booed In Rainy St Lucia
HAVING seen Amy Winehouse perform, Anorak can confirm the audience at her comeback performance in St Lucia was made up of:
People looking to score dugs – 37 %
Journalists and the recently institutionalised – 16 %
Worried mums – 23%
Masochists – the rest
So Winehouse takes to the stage at the St Lucia Jazz Festival and performs as expected – shambolicly – but leaves some of the crowd who were expecting more – more swearing and Amy to pass out on stage screaming for Blaaaaaaaake – booing and hissing.
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Posted: 9th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Britain’s Got Talent: Thomas Herron, Greg Pritchard And Pole Dancers
ANOTHER weekend of Britain’s Got Talent, and with it news of Thomas Herron, a five–year-old magician who “sings like a woman”.
Thomas performed a disappearing act set to the music of the Crazy Frog ring tone.
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Posted: 9th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Susan Boyle Watch: Boyle Moves To London
SUSAN Boyle Watch: In which Susan Boyle battles swine flu, joins G20 and writes a book.
Susan Boyle Heals The World
The continuing recession. The Taliban on the move in Pakistan. A sweeping pandemic of swine flu.
As TV host, Jon Stewart, recently noted, forget all the hoopla about President Obama’s first 100 Days – recent global events are making us all jittery.
Just when we needed it most came an inspiring shot in the arm: a fuzzy-haired, matronly woman with a voice that creates a million goosebumps, was sent to us all in the form of Susan Boyle… So while we certainly live in frightening times that threaten not only our livelihood but our own precious health, let us take inspiration from the unlikeliest of angels, Susan Boyle – Pam Stone, Gaston Gazette
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Posted: 9th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Susan Boyle On Oprah: After the McCanns The Fat Lady Sings
SUSAN Boyle is to sing on the Oprah Winfrey show. How do you follow the McCanns? With the fat lady.
Boyle will not be live in the US of A, but relayed to the Oprah Winfrey via a satellite from her West Lothian home as part of a talent show special.
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Posted: 9th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Perez Hilton Is Beyond Parody: Sues Perez Revenge And Wins
CELEBRITY Blogger gone native Perez Hilton, aka Mario Lavandeira, has sued a site called PerezRevenge. And won.
PerezRevenge is/was a gossip site billed as the antidote to Hilton’s.
U.S. District Court Judge Gary Feess says PerezRevenge owners Margie Rogers and Elizabeth Silver-Fagan must desist from “using the term ‘Perez’ to designate any platform, medium, and/or website that contains entertainment or celebrity news or gossip.”
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Posted: 8th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)
Nominative Determinism: Heidi Montag Is Heidi Pratt
HEIDI Montag has married Spencer Pratt.
If there were ever a cause of nominative determinalism by design then this is it. And now the Pratts call BOASTS and order a gaggle of little Pratts:
“Heidi wants four boys,” Us magazine.com quoted Montag’s sister-in-law Stephanie Pratt as saying.
“Four Spencer Pratts!” she added.
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Posted: 8th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
The Keep Susan Boyle Ugly Campaign
SUSAN Boyle has upset US TV show host Rosie O’Donnell by having her hair COMBED.
US TV star Rosie O’Donnell, tells Access Hollywood:
“Here’s a woman who, at my age, was perfectly content to live in a little village in Scotland and sing in a pub, and then she came and did this and 200 million people saw her. That’s like being hit by a tidal wave.”
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Posted: 8th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Susan Boyle Secret Picture Gallery
SUSAN Boyle Watch: Anorak’s looks at Britain’s Got Talent agonist Susan Boyle in the news – with her secret picture gallery…
Posted: 8th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Photojournalism | Comments (8)
Susan Boyle Presents The X Factor
HATS off to X Factor host Dermot O’Leary for promoting his talentless fest by way of Susan Boyle, of Britain’s Got Talent fame.
The Sun hears “straight-talking O’Leary” literally opine:
“I’d like to think Susan would have been a success on X Factor, but in reality it’s most likely she wouldn’t have. Sure, she has a great voice but she’d probably struggle with the dancing and the variety of songs contestants have to sing.”
Variety is O’Leary’s byword, literally. He is literally right, and literally – can you believe it?! – fronting a show that has produced such luminary and varied talents as Steve Brookstein, Shayne Ward, Leon Jackson and Alexandra Burke (all show winners).
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Posted: 8th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
American Idol: Paula Abdul Presents Sci-Fi Night
WHEN Britney Spears mimed her impression of a menstrual Max Wall on The X Factor, we thought it a performance that could not be topped.
But, then, American Idol judge Paula Abdul appeared on stage and did a mime that required not one but two microphones.
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Posted: 7th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Katie Holmes Is Kept In The Dark
TOM Crusie’s wife, the actress Katie Holmes, is to star in Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark, a thriller:
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark is based on a 1973 ABC telepic about a young girl who moves in with her father and his girlfriend and discovers they are sharing the house with devilish creatures.
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Posted: 7th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Mark Ronson Is Peta’s Dumb Animal Of The Month
WHAT hold has Peta over celebrity ville that it can seduce so many- the latest is Mark Ronson – to its cause as a spokesperson for dumb animals?
Here’s Mark Ronson telling dog owners, “You wouldn’t wear your dog, please don’t wear any fur.”
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Posted: 7th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
KFC: Oprah Winfrey Sparks Fried Chicken Riots
OPRAH Winfrey took time out from poking people in the tear ducts to give out coupons for a free KFC lunch today.
Gawker reports of riots:
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Posted: 7th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Natalie Portman Is Between Two Ferns: Video
NATALIE Portman Is Between Two Ferns, with Zach Galifianakis…
Posted: 6th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
