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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
Yes We Karma: Boy George For Obama, A Tribute
BOY George is for Obama.
Boy George is in jail.
Boy George can be pardoned by the President of the World?
Video:
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Posted: 20th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7)
Prince Charles Inhales Granny’s Signature Scent
PRINCE Charles, patron of the Cucumber Liberation Army, in on a visit to a gin distillery:
“Grandma… Is that you?”
Posted: 20th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comment (1)
Entertained By Jade Goody’s Cancer And Celebrity Leprosy
JADE Goody – “The moment sick star watched her hair fall out.”
This is the Sun’s front-page news
THE devastating moment Jade Goody realised her cancer treatment was making her hair fall out in clumps is to be screened on TV.
First we had the live caner diagnosis. Now we have the disease in action.
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Posted: 20th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Ten Rules For Interviewing Tom Cruise
ITALIAN organ LeiWeb is interviewing Tom Cruise. It lists what it is, allegedly, able and unable to say. The hack must:
- Have seen his film Valkyrie
- Have understood and enjoyed Valkryie
- Read a letter that explaisn that Scientology has never been banned in Germany
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Posted: 20th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lily Allen Watch: Cameron Offloads Allen CD On Obama
LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the UK leading jobbing celebrity – Lily’s brother Alfie’s penis.
Reports MTV:
Say what you will about Lily Allen, but one thing’s for certain: She fights to the death (of a story, at least).
What’s she gone and done, now!? A new dress?? New shoes!! A dress that thinks its a shoe????!!!
“I didn’t say anything that was rude, I just said she wasn’t English and she doesn’t write her own songs,” she explained again during the MTV UK interview. But perhaps the feud’s finally been put to rest as Allen also assured that “there’s actually nothing going on.”
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Posted: 19th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Katy Perry Wins A Car-B-Cue At NRJ Awards
KATY Perry, the US answer to the rhetorical question that is Lily Allen, has won the Best International Song award at the NRJ (énergie – yeah, really) awards do.
Perry’s work at the coal face of lipstick lesbianism and faux yoof kulchure has made her a household name.
And…she wins! Only joking. Whoah, Katy, out the knife down. Ok, take the statuette of a burning car, but you’ll have to give it back. Whoaah! OK, keep it. There a thousand more where that one came from.
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Posted: 19th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Britney Spears Moves To Her Own Island
2009
BRITNEY Spears tells MTV, in the documentary Britney: For The Record of her desire to live on an island.
“That would be heaven – to have my kids on an island, and a man, and nobody can get to us.”
It’s the kind of comment that makes we Britons, an island race, count our blessings.
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Posted: 19th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Tony Hart RIP
TONY Hart has died.
TV star Tony Hart
Told us “Take Heart”
Hanging out with Morph
A little red dwarf
RIP.
Posted: 18th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Pamela Anderson Can’t Pull A Condom On A Dog
PAMELA Anderson, Peta operative and peneumatic puppy wearer, can’t pull a condom on a dog. Fact!
No small shock for we who thought Anderson could do anything. Can her billing as a sex expert survive the news?
Has Anderson committed career suicide?
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Posted: 18th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Bar Refaeli Jets Around Planet To Save It
SAYS Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli and one time muse of jet-setting global warming activist Leonardo DiCaprio:
“I think the green issue is one of the most important because this is our future and my kids future and yours and everyone’s. When I go to the beach I always clean up after myself and I clean around me too – what other people forget. The plastic bottles I even take home and recycle.”
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Posted: 16th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Peta’s Dumb Animal Of the Month: Beyonce Knowles
PETA, the spokes people for dumb animals likes Beyonce Knowles. sh kind to animals. She good woman. She… left Munchie, her dog, at the office…last summer:
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Posted: 16th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Jailed Boy George’s Sympathetic Back Story
BOY George has been convicted of falsely imprisoning a male escort in his flat in Shoreditch, east London, and jailed for 15 months.
Boy George will not be sweeping the streets. Boy will be in jail, although not in chains and flagellated in just his pants.
George O’Dowd, as is his wont, maintains the victim, Norwegian Audun Carlsen, had stolen photos from his laptop. O’Dowd says he handcuffed Carlsen to a wall in order to trace the missing property.
Anorak wonders where George began his search.
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Posted: 16th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Irony Update: BBC TV Cash Tipster Files For Bankruptcy
LORNE Spicer, the presenter of money saving TV show Cash in the Attic, has filed for bankruptcy.
So says The Sun.
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Posted: 16th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (5)
Will Smith Changes Barack Obama’s World
WILL Smith will “play” Barack Obama in a film not-yet-to-be-made of the not-yet-in-power US President.
Smith will play Barack Obama “in a movie about his rise to become US President and America’s first black leader”.
So says Tim Walker, is his Mandrake column.
Says Smith:
“If I am ordered by my commander in chief to star in a film about him, I will do my duty as an American.”
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Posted: 16th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Kelly Brook Auditions On Britain’s Got Talent
Hi, Kelly Brook. What’s your talent?
Posted: 15th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Lily Allen Watch: Slash Yer Wrists Time
LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the UK leading jobbing celebrity – Lil slashes her wrists:
Lily’s sister Sarah Owen is in conversation with Grazia. Incidentally, Lily has a new album out:
“Aged 18, she tried to slit her wrists when her first relationship ended and she ended up in The Priory rehab clinic for four weeks. I had a big gang of friends but Lily was more of a loner. She had no-one to talk to about getting her first period or breaking up with her first boyfriend.”
What a great sister…
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Posted: 15th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
American Idol Brian Dunkleman: The Man Who Turned Down Simon Cowell
POP culture alert: An unexpected resurgence of Brian Dunkleman, the actor-comedian who made show business history when he quit his co-hosting role on American Idol after its first season (he didn’t like the sadism inflicted on the young contestants -Simon Cowell called it tht biggest mistake in industry history), writes Anorak’s man in LA.Posted: 15th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Benecio Del Toro On Che Guevara, Cuba’s Batman
BENECIO Del Toro says Ernesto ‘Che’ Guevara, was “a warrior” and a super hero:
“We tell stories about Batman, and he was a type of Batman. No one can deny that he was trying to stop man exploiting man. Whether he was successful or not…”
Dunno. Best ask Albert Korda who took that photo of him that hangs on walls and never earned much money from it.
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Posted: 15th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Airbrush: The Naked Smell Of Leona Lewis
WANT to know what singer Leona Lewis smells of?
A source tells us that her scent has been harvested and bottled:
“She has had a big hand in helping to create the fragrance and the design of the bottle and now she can’t wait to see it in the shops.”
As Leona told us one year ago:
“I’m totally focused on my music for now. My clothing line won’t be coming out just yet — or any perfume line.”
A year is a long time in showbiz.
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Posted: 15th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Amy Winehouse Buries Her Nuts
AMY Winehouse is in St Lucia. Says a source:
“We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut.”
But whose?
Posted: 14th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Victoria Beckham Plays Dead For Armani
VICTORIA Beckham, Armani muse, crawls out of Day-vid’s Armani T-fronts and goes it alone.
What she is tryign to convey is unclear. The Mail holds down its puke long enough to say:
“The 34-year-old reveals her enviable figure in a polka-dot bra and high-cut thong set which leave little to the imagination.”
Does it?
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Posted: 14th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Prince Harry’s Shame: Hal’s Admits To Having A ‘Paki’ Friend
PRINCE Harry’s popularity has been on the wane in Pakistan ever since he decided to attend a party dressed as Adolf Hitler and NOT local celebrity Osama bin Laden.
In a bid to repair the damage Harry has befriended a “Paki”, but it might be too little, too late.
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Posted: 14th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (42)
Bono For Barack And Other Big Crap
BONO, Mr G9, is going to be at the Obama inauguration. No, wait. Obama is going to be annointed by Bono at the beginning of the Brave New World.
No, wait. Bono will kill Obama and then make him rise again. No. wait…
Posted: 14th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
TMZ Gets A Boner For Kate Hudson
TMZ is the gossip-mongering soft porn site that resembles the Daily Mail in its attitude to women and ageing. This week, TMZ has been looking at Kate Hudson and the horror to come. Tabloid Baby writes:
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Posted: 14th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Sooty And Weep: The Top Ten Royal Family Nicknames
KOLIN Dhillon is 58. He is, says the Telegraph, a multi-millionaire property developer in Gloucestershire. He is a member of the Cirencester Park Polo Club. His nickname is Sooty.
Prince Charles and his two sons, Harry ‘Paki‘ Baseball Cap and Wills, “always referred to him as Sooty whenever they meet”.
Behind his back they called him “Doogle”, Mr Dhillon, “little Paki” and “Smudger”.
Mr Dhillon says the Sooty nickname as a “term of affection”.
“I have to say, you know you have arrived when you acquire a nickname!”
Indeed, when Prince Philip arrived from Greece, he was delighted to be called “Nick”, the “BFG” (Big Fat Greek – he was carrying some timber at the time), Zorba, Kaiser and “Ni**er”.
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Posted: 14th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)
