Celebrities Category
Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
Boyband member admits sleeping with underage girls
ABS Breen (now Abz Love), of newly remade boyband 5ive claims he shagged lots of females – 500 to 1,000 and 80% was between the age of 15 to 17“.
Adding:
“I went on a bit of a mad one and nearly killed myself. Seriously. Now I live on a farm and I’m a good boy now.”
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Posted: 3rd, February 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Harry Styles and the stripper: born to be mild
HARRY Styles, One Direction’s lead haircut, is the subject of a story about his “WILD NIGHT” (Sun) with a stripper. Styles (stated hobbies: “Frisbee golf and Lego”) has been pictured watching a stripper at his 19th birthday do at The Alibi club Dalston, East London. He tells the Sun: “I was in stitches, it was really funny.”
Adding:
“I have never seen my manager run so quick to cover the CCTV cameras but the pictures got out anyway.”
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Posted: 3rd, February 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Flashback to 1981: wearing seat belts becomes compulsory for drivers (photos and videos)
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Posted: 2nd, February 2013 | In: Celebrities, Flashback | Comment
The solid platinum dummy is must for Liverpool mums, like Coleen Rooney
IN readiness for the birth of Coleen Rooney’s child – Mrs Wayne Rooney once tweeted “Stressful nursery run! #jetlag”, leading us to wonder how far the rich got to educate their children – Liverpool jewellers Russell & Case has produced a solid platinum dummy. The dummy weighs more than two hundred and fifty grammes, and is yours for £54,000. Of course, given the experience, it would be any idea to secure the dummy to the child’s ermine babygrow with a something suitable, like a string of pearls or the contents of Mr T’s safe…
Posted: 2nd, February 2013 | In: Celebrities, The Consumer | Comment
When Valeria ‘Barbie’ Lukyanov met Justin ‘Ken’ Jedlica
IN time, Valeria Lukyanov may one day sue Barbie for encouraging her to live unrealistic life. Valeria is the Ukrainian who, raised on the West images of the ideal woman, began to look like Barbie. She’s in New York, home of the law suit, to meet not her lawyers, but Justin Jedlica, a real-life Ken doll. Sad to say that the pair did not hit off. There will no bundles of plastic to coo over. Indeed, Valeria was damning of Ken, saying: “He overdid his lips.” A small child then entered the room, pointed at the pair and screame, “I want them!” Valeria and Justin were last seen in the back of an SUV reenacting mum and dad’s last fight as their new owner’s big brother pounded Ken in the face with a brontosaurus called Danny…
Posted: 2nd, February 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Beyonce Knowles’ non-denial denial was lip-synced?
SO. Now we know. Beyonce Knowles did not sing The Star Spangled Banner at the President Barack Obama’s second term inauguration ceremony. Stood before the Super Bowl press, Beyonce pressed “play” on the tope of small, plain Chinese child’s head and told the media:
“I practice until my feet bleed and I did not have time to rehearse with the orchestra. Due to no proper sound check, I did not feel comfortable taking a risk. It was about the president and the inauguration, and I wanted to make him and my country proud, so I decided to sing along with my pre-recorded track, which is very common in the music industry. And I’m very proud of my performance.”
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Posted: 1st, February 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Excuse of the year: Why Justin Bieber was not groping a fan’s breast
JUSTIN Bieber did not grope a fan’s breawt in Miami. The adult-child-sized-teenager did not feel up a fan. No way. No! Marc Malkin has heard from Bieber’s rep, who goes on the record:
“That definitely did not happen. He was pulling away from her.”
Adding:
He was resting his arm on the back of her cinema chair.
He was checking her pulse.
He was admiring the weave of her blouse.
He was being 18.
He is totally sexless and will remain that way until he stops selling records (see Cliff Richard).
Posted: 1st, February 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment
ColdPlay reduce 5ive’s Ritchie Neville to ham and pineapple tears
5IVE the boyband-turned-tricky-age-band are reunited. They’ve been taling to heat magazine:
heat: “Do you need the money?”
Ritchie Neville: “The money’s good, but it’s not like I need it. More than anything, it’s unfinished business.”
Sean Conlon: “You want to be back on the big stage.”
RN: “I broke down in tears when a Coldplay song came on in Pizza Express. I broke down in tears because I wasn’t doing music any more.”
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Posted: 1st, February 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Katie Price wipes her arse with snotty Sandals
HOW did The Sandals resort react to best-selling author Katie Price’s appraisal of their facilities? Price married Mr Pricey number 3 at the Caribbean chain. She compared the place to a “smelly flip-flop”.
“Sandals my arse. It was more like a smelly old flip-flop.”
Sandals could have ignored her, but instead issued a statement, at once realising the woman’s power:
“Sandals Resorts is disappointed that Ms Price was not happy with her stay and as a gesture of goodwill are willing to offer her a refund — on condition that she does not choose our resorts for any future weddings.”
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Posted: 1st, February 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Brandi Glanville refitted her vagina with a Kardashian nose
BRANDI Glanville is the sand-blasted blonde of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She’s scored a revenge on her ex lover Eddie Cibrian by refitting her vagina. The ex has been exorcised. As she says:
“I would ask Eddie from time to time if my vagina was the same after childbirth. He always said yes, except once. He was actually quite vulgar. I decided that since Eddie ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. A week after the vaginal rejuvenation surgery, he was on the phone screaming, ‘What the fuck cost you $12 000? Did you get a nose job?’ I responded simply, ‘Yes. A nose job.’ And I hung up.”‘
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Posted: 31st, January 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Joe Pesci Grammar Correction
JOE Pesci Grammar Correction is a video in which the tough guy actor corrects your grammar. (Just don’t call him funny.)
PS – What other stars could be arranged to help with day-to-day stuff? Noel Edmonds could remind you that it’s bin collection day; Justin Bieber could be attached to the lavatory light and say, “Did you flush and wash?”; and Kim Kardashian could remind you to delete your internet history before your mum has a go on the family computer…
Language is NSFW.
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Posted: 31st, January 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Dermot O’Leary and the Sun’s Ally Ross look for Jeremy Kyle’s cancer in ‘karma’ and ‘Hell’
JEREMY Kyle has cancer. But he vows to be back on the telly just as soon as his testicles are better. When someone falls ill, it might be a good time to quieten your negative feelings for them. So, here was Dermot O’Leary at the man-hugging, back-slapping National Television awards (Jan 23) reportedly saying:
“Jeremy Kyle can’t be here tonight. He’s poorly. That’s karma for you.”
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Posted: 31st, January 2013 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
1971: Sophia Loren says Eat With Me (and my giant wooden cutlery ears)
SCREEN siren Sophia Loren loves cooking. She;s teh star of such cook books as Sophia Loren’s Recipes and Memories and the 1971 classic Eat With Me (Cucina con Amore). Whatever you, don’t mention the ears. But why should she care. As Loren says in her tome: “Sex appeal is 50 % what you have – and 50% of what others think you have.” And she has rolling pin and giant wooden cutlery…
Posted: 31st, January 2013 | In: Celebrities, Flashback | Comment
1985: LL Cool J plays Colby College in Waterville, Maine
BEFORE he was mega, LL Cool J was a 17-year-old who for $500 could be booked to played Colby College in Waterville, Maine. It was June 1985, when LL Cool J and his co-star DJ Cut Creator rolled into that venue. Were the crowd up for scratching? LL Cool J was cool enough to realise his crowd. He did not play the Birdie Song and invite the kids and mums lolling about the place to clap along. He invited DJ Cut Creator to show them what scratching was.
Says someone who was there:
LL was paid $500 for the show. Since he was the only rap act, he was worried it would a be short performance, so my dad suggested he fill it in with the scratching and beat boxing. LL was signed to Def Jam. My dad tried to get RUN DMC, but could not afford them, so Def Jam told him he should bring up LL Cool J.
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Hulk Hogan wants us to look at his daughter Brooke’s legs
HULK Hogan has invited to look at his daughter Brooke Hogan’s legs. You can check out Hulk getting close to his daughter’s buttocks here. You can see Hulk, his then bright-blonde lover and bright-blonde Brooke playing kissy-kissy for the cameras here. Here’s Hulk posing before a photo of a naked Brooke.
As for Brooke’s legs, we give them an ’11″…
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Posted: 30th, January 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Loading the dice against happy groom Freddie Starr
HOW’s that for a billing – “Freddie Starr is the “sex probe comic” on the Daily Mail’s front page? News is that Starr, 70, has married Sophie. He looks happy. She looks happy. The caption is more loaded that George Bush at a frat house party:
“Freddie Starr with his new young bride Sophie”
New? Young? How young is young? Sophie Lea is 31. Is that young?
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Posted: 30th, January 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Justin Bieber gropes a fan in Miami (photo)
JUSTIN Bieber has been meting the fans at a meet-and-grope in Miami. Not everyone has their life as well documented as Bieber. But mum will be pleased to see that her Justin has made second base. Of the girl.. Well, how old is she? Is she old enough? Is being touched up in public an ambition? Is she real, or has a Selena Gomez waxwork been placed too close to the radiator?
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Posted: 29th, January 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment
School camp on acid: Cyriak does it for Bonobo (video)
AT Anorak, we love Cyriak’s work. Ever since we saw teddy bears on Worthing Seafront, we’ve been watching. Now he’s created a video for Bonobo. If you’ve never taken acid (she has), this is a pretty decent take on what it’s like:
Katie Price is bored of being married… AGAIN
WHEN straight people talk about gay-marriage, they’re often keen to bring up how marriage is a sacred thing. The sanctity of marriage shouldn’t be sullied by those gay people. They sometimes argue that it’ll be humans marrying dogs next!
However, undermining straighties arguments about the sanctity of marriage, almost single handed, is Katie Price. She’s got a phenomenal record when it comes to making a mockery of getting wed.
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Posted: 29th, January 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Daily Mail pervs at Heidi Klum’s 8-year-old daughter Leni
THE DAILY Mail loves underage girls. It likes to watch them. In 2011, the Mail spotted Heidi Klum’s daughter Leni:
As the daughter of a supermodel and a chart-topping singer, little Helene Samuel was bound to be talented. But it seems that ballet may be the blonde-haired youngster’s passion. The five-year-old arrived for her dance class today…
Ah, those passionate tots in tutus. In March 2011, the Mail said Leni was aged five.
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Posted: 28th, January 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Simon Cowell and other celebs read out Twitter insults on video
WHILE Mary Beard boo-hoos about some people being tasteless and puerile about her, other famous people are taking online insults in their stride and turning it into laughter!
Jimmy Kimmel has been running a segment on his show, featuring celebrities reading out nasty tweets about themselves.
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Posted: 25th, January 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Tamara Ecclestone’s home is so huge she can’t find her bath
TAMARA Ecclestone, overdone daughter to F1 supremo Bernie Ecclestone, is talking about her £45m London home. Hello! is doing the inventory. It mentions that bath:
“There have been reports of some quite extravagant elements — such as the £1 million crystal bath…”
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Posted: 25th, January 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment
