Celebrities Category
Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
Kate Winslet’s CBE acceptance speech (photos)
KATE Winslet is now a Commander of the British Empire. The Queen bestoeed the title on Kate at Buckingham Palace. Her curent flame, Ned Smith, aka Ned ROCKNROLL was not there. How long before we see Kate Indie, we wonder..? Meanwhile, Kate is still on her acceptance speech, thanking the lighting, the royalists, the producers, the corgis, the medal makers…
15185231
Posted: 22nd, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
The Rank Gongman bangs the paper disc
THE new Gongman of J Arthur Rank’s films is Chris Rowley from Stoke. The Rank Organisation is marking its 75th birthday at London’s Grosvenor G Casino.
The Gongman was the brainchild of Charles M.Woolf’s secretary. In 1935, Woolf and J. Arthur Rank formed General Film Distributors. The Gongman would outlive them all.
Rowley follows in the tight pants of:
Read the rest of this entry »
Susan Boyle album tweets as #susanalbumparty
SUSAN Boyle’s new album has been given the hashtag susanalbumparty. And that is all:
Posted: 21st, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Look what the did to skinny Adele with her ti*s out
LOOK what they did to Adele, the most powerful woman in the world:
Posted: 21st, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Criminal record: Jimmy Savile seduced girls with yoghurt
YOUTUBER shepdiggedy spots a Jimmy Savile record:
I found this flexidisc years ago in a record shop in Hull. Its a promotional record for Dale Farm yoghurts and has Jimmy interacting with members of the public promoting yoghurt. I wasn’t sure whether to post it or not as it could be taken out of context/edited, etc, but due to recent allegations on Jimmy’s past a friend insisted it was my public duty.
Taken as seen, you can hear Jimmy flirting with some young girls and inviting them back to his hotel later that evening, as well as laying claim to have invented yoghurt. It’s obviously very tongue in cheek for the most part…
Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: 19th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Dying Whitney Houston wins Dylan Howard the Tweet of the Year prize
AND the 2012 Winners of the LA Press Club’s 5th National Journalism Awards are here. The standout award winner is Dylan Howard for his Tweet of The Year:
Dylan Howard, Celebuzz, “Whitney Houston’s Death – Happening Right Now”
Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: 19th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
The greatest Daily Mail story ever: bullshit.com strikes gold
THE ultimate Daily Mail story:
Posted: 19th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comments (9)
Journalists go mental and naked on Rihanna’s 777 flight
EVEN though Rihanna is the most annoying popstar on the planet (seriously, we get it – you’ve got a pair of buttocks you’d like us all to see and you will continue to try and make money out of an abusive relationship), even she doesn’t compare to the infuriating potential of a plane filled with Rihanna fans, sycophants and, worst of all, journalists and critics.
Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: 19th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Adele is the most powerful human in most powerful nation of Earth
HOW does the Independent illustrate the news that “Britain is now most powerful nation on earth”? Answer: with Adele:
Posted: 19th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Tulisa and Danny: the media handlers and lawyers take over the love story
IN “I want Tu make it work”, the Daily Mirror leads with news that X Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos’ latest lover, Newcastle United footballer Danny Simpson, “is standing by her”. Stoic Danny has dated Tulisa three times, we are told.
Danny Simpson last night vowed to stay with his new love Tulisa Contostavlos – despite claims his ex-girlfriend is pregnant with his child.
Claims? The story has shifted. That Stephanie Ward was pregnant with Simpson’s baby was presented as fact a few days ago. The Mirror wrote of the soapy situation:
As a pregnant mum, she was horrified that she found herself competing with Tulisa.
Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: 19th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Gina Lollobrigida triumphs at Rome Film Festival (photos)
TO Italy for the Rome Film Festival were sex siren of the solver screen Gina Lollobrigida gives Miss Italy 2012 Giusi Buscemi the kind of look that says: “You in your pelmet crown. You will have to sleep with everybody…And you know what? I tell you what? You still won’t make it.” Gina Lollobrigida has pity.
Read the rest of this entry »
Octomum: The Rocktuplets sing I’m Ready For Christmas
YOU ready for the The Roctuplets? Who they? Why, they’re the 8 children who came singing and dancing out of Octomum Nady Suleman’s clown car-seized women.
Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: 16th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
This Honey Boo Boo portrait is made from trash
HONEY Boo Boo, TV starlet, has been immortalised in her own rubbish, or trash. Make what you will of that.
Jason Mecier lives and works in San Francisco.
Posted: 16th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Rihanna: 777 tour fizzes out in plastic cups
WHEN she embarked on her 777 tour – seven days, seven countries, seven concerts in a Boeing 777 – Rihanna partied abord the plane with no less than 200 journalists and fans. The show kicked off with a picture of Rihanna was pictured pouring loads of champers into cups. Plastic cups. Stacks of plastic cups.
Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: 16th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Where are they now? Dave Benson Phillips
WHERE are they now? Not every star from your childhood is under suspicion of deviant sex. BBC TV star and all-round good bloke Dave Benson Phillips is for hire. The man’s a leg end:
From entertainer and kids TV leg end, Dave Benson Phillips, comes an offer for 2013 that is seriously MAD!
pop
Posted: 16th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
1978: Dar Robinson hits the high flying double trampoline
SEPTEMBER 20 1978: Movie stuntman Dar Robinson drops to second trampoline suspended below a helicopter flying at 300-feet as he performs the stunt live for the Dick Clark’s Live on Wednesday TV series. After hitting the bottom trampoline Robinson did several somersaults while cameras rolled. Dar Robinson died in 1986. He was 39. At his peak he held 21 world stunt records. He died working on the set of Million Dollar Mystery. He had worked in such films as Papillon, Airplane!, Police Academy and Lethal Weapon.
Not Smashie and Nicey: Dave Lee Travis arrested as part of Operation Yewtree
UPS and downs for Dave Lee Travis. In June 2011, the former BBC Radio 1 DJ was revealed to be Suu Kyi’s lifeline. Aung San Suu Kyi, the Burmese pro-democracy leader, revealed the source of an unlikely lifeline when she was under house arrest – Hairy Cornflake Dave Lee Travis. The Nobel Peace Prize winner, who had spent 15 years under house arrest since 1989, said the DJ’s request show on the World Service helped make her “world much more complete“. Travis’s other great claim to fame was a resignation from Radio 1, telling the audience “…changes are being made here which go against my principles and I just cannot agree with them…”
So long, Smashie and Nicey.
Fast forward one year and Dave Lee Travis has been arrested.
Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: 15th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Kurt Cobain’s 50 favorite albums
THESE are Nirvana front man Kurt Cobain’s 50 favorite albums, as noted in his journals. There’s a Christmas compilation album in this…
Posted: 14th, November 2012 | In: Music | Comments (2)
Elmo can’t stop talking about sex, but denies any wrongdoing with 16 year old
HAVE you seen Being Elmo? Rubbish isn’t it? It’s cinematic fluff that faces you with a story of a man who, without much fuss, because really famous for having his hand in the arse of a red, furry irritant. Elmo, somehow, because the single most famous thing on Sesame Street.
Now Elmo is having a crisis.
Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: 13th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities, Reviews | Comment
Alan Sugar’s sexist Christmas gift tweet
ALAN Sugar introduces a masterclass in everyday sexism. He tweets:
Women, get the boss to buy you all a small gift for Christmas to show appreciation for all your hard work
Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: 13th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
