Celebrities Category
Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
When Iggy Pop shagged a teddy on BBC children’s telly Captain Sensible laughed
WITH the BBC in the mire and floundering, time to look back at what else aside from a predatory paedophile Aunty dished up to the kidzzz in those dark, Satanic days of the 1980s.
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Posted: 13th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment
Pregnant Jennifer Aniston not carrying lover Justin Theroux’s baby!
CAN it be true that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant but not by lover Justin Theroux?
The current issue of Now magazine says: “JUSTIN TELLS JEN ‘Give Up Brad Then I’ll GIVE You A Baby.'”
The current issue of the National Enquirer says: “JEN’S Pregnant – Expecting a Baby Girl next may.”
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Posted: 13th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Peaches Geldof feeds baby Phaedra to her dog
PEACHES Geldof scrapes her baby from the pavement and announces that another one is on the way. Hello magazine reports that Peaches has picked out a new name for No. 2. It’s Phaedra.
“It’s a name that comes from an ancient Greek play. But it also features in a song Tom and I both love called Some Velvet Morning by Lee Hazlewood. Finding out I was pregnant again so soon was quite a shock. Tom was so happy. He loves being a dad so much and is brilliant with Astala, who totally adores him, so he was over the moon. I, on the other hand, did have a momentary panic and go, ‘Oh my God, we’re going to have a one-year-old and a one-month-old! How will we cope?’ But Tom was so supportive and relaxed, it banished my doubts and I started imagining the two boys growing up together as the best of friends. It will be great for Astala to have Phaedra to play with.”
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Posted: 13th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Who wants to see Jamie Oliver sucking a dildo?
HAVE you seen Jamie Oliver’s Fifteen Minute Meals? It’s a show so irritating that it makes you want to punch the very notion of television into next week. And Jamie, here’s an idea: 1.5 Second Meals where someone just throws a Jaffa Cake in their mouth and gets on with their lives without bogling at lettuce.
Anyway, when Jamie isn’t larging it up over some prawns on a massive wooden board, he’s pretending to be Food Bono, saving our wickle children from a fate worse than delicious hamburgers.
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Posted: 12th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment
Justin Bieber releases album for America’s Girl Scouts
JUSTIN Beiber
Posted: 9th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Jermaine ‘Michael Jackson’s brother’ Jackson, wants to change his name to Jacksun
CELEBRITIES don’t have a good record with names. Prince changed his to a squiggle and Frank Zappa and Bob Geldof sent their offspring into certain bullying by given them daft monikers. Mixing both of these angles is Jermaine Jackson, who has not only given his children awful names (Jermajesty anyone?), but he’s changing his name for ‘artistic reasons’.
‘Artistic reasons’ is code for either ‘stupid’ if you were wondering.
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Posted: 8th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Phillip Schofield asks Cameron about paedophiles and PM gets confused
SOMETIMES, television is so bewildering that you can’t possibly believe that it is comprised of real human beings. Take for example, this morning, when Phillip Schofield went feral and handed our Prime Minister, David Cameron, a piece of paper with a list of Tory MPs who the presenter believes are paedophiles.
Let us look at that again. Gordon The Gopher’s best friend went online, found a load of names who have been accused of raping children, presumably with little to no actual evidence, and wrote them down on a bit of paper and handed them to the man who has an entire country to run, and expected an answer.
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Posted: 8th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comments (2)
Mick Jagger’s mum’s wanted him to buy new antiques
MICK Jagger liked to buy antiques to furnish his home in Ambroise, France. His mum thought he could do better:
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Posted: 8th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
A tale of Jimmy Savile’s teeth, a Page 3 Girl and the Yorkshire Ripper
THE Sun is continuing with its story about Jimmy Savile – the man is has dubbed “The BBC’s paedo” – and the Yorkshire Ripper. The front pages reveals an obsession:
Friday November 4: “Was BBC’s paedo also a killer?”
Tuesday November 7: “RIPPER: SAVILE IS INNOCENT”
Peter Sutcliffe says Savile did not help him murder women. And if you can’t trust him, who can you trust?
Wednesday November 7: “Police quizzed Savile on ripper murders”
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Posted: 8th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
PSY speaks at the Oxford Union (Bernie Clifton might weep) – In photos
PSY, aka Park Jae Sang, the hottest pop star on planet Earth, it to address the Oxford Union. The South Korean singer of Gangnam Style will speak in English. At soem point everyone will do the dance. Boris Johnson danced Gangnam style with David Cameron at the Tory conference. China’s famous artist Ai Weiwei, the lads from Eton College and the Secretary General of the United Nations, Ban Ki Moon, have done it. PSY has been dancing Gangnam Syle for 12 years. He’s been riding an imaginary horse for 12 years. Bernie Clifton, who spent longer riding an ostrich, might weep:
Posted: 8th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lady Gaga wants to share Obama’s cake
LADY Gaga was for Obama:
“I’m a Catholic and I make a lot of money and I want to give a lot of it back and I don’t want any tax breaks. I want people in my country that don’t have a lot; I want them to have more. I want them to have what I have. I feel guilty every day that I can’t give it to everyone.”
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Posted: 7th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities, Money | Comment
Harry Styles on his ‘sexy’ time’s with a sleeping mum
HARRY Styles, of One Direction, pricks up his collar and tells OK! readers: “I jumped into bed with my mate’s mum.”
These are the “shocking confessions of a teenage hearth-throb”.
About that mum..?
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Posted: 7th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Frankie Cocozza sucks more than Arlo Guthrie’s motor-cycle pickle
FRANKIE Cocozza, was the The X Factor agonist encouraged to behave like a dick and then sacked for behaving like a dick. Haemorrhaged from the pisspoor show, the pisspoor singer then recorded a song. It’s called She’s Got A Motorcycle. It is utterly without merit. But if he creates it , they will come. And if enough of them come, Cocozza can put two fingers up to Simon Cowell and say that he might have written the script on how to polish turds, but Frankie has been doing handstands over the toilet bowl.
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Donald Trump’s deleted Obama tweets
HOW did the election go, Donald Trump? Right after President Barack Obama won four more years (the US Teleprompter Community celebrated wildly, it says here) tsunami-haired gold wrangler Donald Trump took to Twitter.
He called for revolution!
He lost the popular vote by a lot and won the election. We should have a revolution in this country!
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Posted: 7th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comment (1)
Jimmy Savile admitted he was a ‘peedo’ – picture proof
JIMMY Savile hid in plain site. The oggle-oggle-oggling, kiddie-seducing jangler even admitted it. Get a load of that “peedo” T-shirt:
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Posted: 6th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Famous musicians doing ordinary things at home
IN this collection of great photos, we see famous faces form the 1970s at home. Look out for Frank Zappa, Elton John, Iggy Pop, Keith Richards, Grace Slick, Freddie Mercury and David Bowie:
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Posted: 6th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities, Flashback | Comment
Nadine Dorries, wave goodbye to your career!
POLITICIANS, as we all know, as thundering bozos. They don’t know their arses from their elbows and they prove it time and time again by their wilfully idiotic actions. And Nadine Dorries, a particularly loathsome oaf, has proved how dim MPs are once again, by agreeing to go on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!
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Posted: 6th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Come and sit with Jimmy Savile – council planned to add groping statue to Savile bench
RUMOURS have reached us that councillors in a certain seaside town in the north of England were planning a very special tribute to the now totally disgraced BBC man Jimmy Savile.
After his death in 2011 the the council in the town, which has a now rather unfortunate close association with the TV celeb, drew up plans for a special statue of Jim to be unveiled in his honour in 2012. This has been widely reported.
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Posted: 6th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
