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Anna Chapman: ‘Lying’ Alex Chapman’s A ‘Rag’ And More Sexy Photos
ANNA Chapman, the alleged Russian spy born Anya Kushchenko, has been arrested in the US. Alex Chapman, her former husband of four years, has secured the services of publicist Max Clifford and been speaking to the media.
Alex Chapman told us about the great sex, Anna’s “incredible body” and sex toys. Alex Chapman gave us the dirt and we never had to spy through the keyhole or through the slit under the door as Alex and Anna shagged on plane (no, not a MiG fighter, but a big commercial passenger plane).
Natalya Zolotova, Anna’s friend, is not happy with what she’s heard. She tells the Russian website life.ru:
“We are simply outraged by what Anna’s ex-husband has been saying about her. Anna was never arrogant (as Mr Chapman claimed). She is very down to earth and modest. He should stop lying.”
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Kyron Horman: The Persecution Of Terri Moulton Horman
KYRON Horman: Anorak’s round-up of the missing seven-year-old Portland, Oregon, boy in the news: the child is missing and all the media does it watch Terri Moulton Horman, the last person known to have seen Kyron – she’s the boy’s step-mother. And the police have met her before.
Kyron Horman: Pictures, Step-Mother, Facebook And Timeline
The latest allegation is that, seven months before the boys went missing, Terri Horman approached a landscape gardener to murder her husband Kaine Horman, Kyron’s father. Why would she do that?
* Terri Horman said she was in a bad marriage and claimed that her husband had “hurt” her, according to the sources.
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Posted: 6th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (6)
Kyron Horman: Why Would Terri Moulton Horman Want Her Husband Kaine Horman ‘Killed’?
KYRON Horman: The 7-year-old has been missing for one month. The police have no clues. So. They are watching the parents, appealing for help and waiting.
All eyes on Terri Moulton Horman, Kyron’s step-mother. Terri Horman was the last person known to have seen Kyron before he disappeared June 4. And that is all. But there is a whispering campain against her. And it is a loud whisper.
Get his from one news outfit:
The sheriff’s office has not pinpointed his stepmother as a suspect.
The sheriff’s office has not said the stepmother is a suspect. The sheriff’s office has not said anyone is a suspect. The sheriff’s office has not said what crime has been committed. All we know is that Kyron Horman is missing. It’s all the sheriff’s office knows for certain. There is no news. But the police are trying to make some.
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Posted: 4th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (12)
Raoul Thomas Moat And Samantha Stobbart In A Northumbria ‘Bloodbath’: Pictures
RAOUL Thomas Moat is on the run. Police are after him. They want to talk to him about a double shooting in Birtley, Northumbria.
UPDATE: Raoul Moat Is The Half-French, Totally Mad Triple Killer: Pictures
A man who was dating Moat’s ex-lover Samantha Stobbart is dead. Samantha Stobbart, mother to Moat’s daughter Chanel is seriously injured.
The Star says “NORTHUMBRIA BLOODBATH: 2 DEAD”. Because one dead and one on life support is not enough to shock and entertain the readers.
The Express says Chanel is 3. The NoTW says Chanel is 18-months old.
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Posted: 4th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment (1)
Kate Price Wedding Pictures: The Fight, The Gash And The Media
WANT to go “INSIDE” Katie Price’s wedding to walking toffee Crisp Alex Reid? Want to see inside what the Star called the “WEDDING FROM HELL”?
Want to see what the News of The World calls “JORDAN’S WEDDING PUNCH UP”?
It;’ front-page news. And to the wedding we go.
Katie Price arrives at St Paul’s Church in Woldingham, Surrey, in the back of what the Mirror calls an “A-Team van”, but what to web user looks like the Bang Bus.
The gentlemen of the press are not welcome, says the news. Katie has flogged her wedding pics and video to a TV channel for £600,000. This wedding must be conducted in the upmost secrecy. So here’s Katie in a big black and red van with blacked out windows arriving at a country church.
That’s not her wedding dress train burqa being held up to keep her from being seen – it’s a sheet.
Says the Star:
Things started badly when she failed to land a last-minute £200,000 deal to sell pictures of the big day, a formal blessing of her February marriage.
In the church, a bouncer stands at the altar. No, it’s not Alex Reid. This one is talking. He reads out a list of names.
“These people must go to the back of the church and then leave immediately. Katie doesn’t trust you.”
The Mirror watches three people depart. The Star sees two. The ejected guests’ crime is to have, allegedly, leaked details of the do to the media.
And then outside a brawl breaks out:
One photographer was pushed through the sheets and thrown face-first into a flower bed before being hauled to his feet and pinned by the throat to the wall of the church.
He had part of his camera broken and said several times: “I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe.” Another was kicked to the ground and several journalists were left bleeding in the scrum.”
The People hears sirens:
WELL-WISHERS were knocked to the ground and left terrified during the battle. PHOTOGRAPHERS were grabbed in headlocks, hurled to the ground and pinned against the church wall, with one suffering a gashed face.
The bride was hit herself and was so scared she dived back in her vehicle.
And what would have been a 15-minue blessing between a middle-aged mum of three and [enter name here] is turned into front-page news. As Katie said:
“We’re not going to have a wedding planner, we’re literally going to do it ourselves.”
Job done. If you want to get lots of coverage in the media, make the media part of the story. Katie Price knows…
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Posted: 4th, July 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (19)
Anna Chapman: Anya Kushchenko’s Family Sell Agent 90-60-90 Photos
ANNA Chapman, aka Anna Lushchenko, aka Anya Kushchenko, is on the front page of the Daily Mail. She is the “SPY WHO CAME FOR CHRISTMAS”. She is the nuclear sex bomb spy sat at the dinner table with her former husband Alex Chapman.
Chapman is fitter than the identikit mould of the thick chested Rosa Klebb or Ethel Rosenberg. Russian media have given her a number: “Agent 90-60-90” (her vital statistics).
Chapman has secured the services of the publicist Max Clifford. We should expect lots more insight into his four-year marriage to the “femme fatal”.
Only, she isn’t. Anna Chapman has convicted of no crime. She is an alleged spy. In fact, she isn’t even that.
The prosecution have yet to produce any evidence of deep intelligence being passed by the “spy ring” to their Moscow handlers. In fact the Russian agents were not even successful enough to face espionage-related charges, being accused, instead, of failing to register with the US authorities as representatives of a foreign power, and omitting to declare income for tax purposes.
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Posted: 3rd, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (2)
Kyron Horman: Desiree Young Wants Terri Horman To ‘Bring Kyron Home’
KYRON Horman is missing. All eyes are on Terri Moulton Horman, his step-mother. She was the last person we know to have seen Kyron alive. You can read the case history here. Today’s news round-up:
There is no evidence to say that Terri Horman has done harm to Kyron Horman. She is not a suspect. But the whispering campaign is loud. The police seem to be using the media to get a reaction.
Kyron’s mother, Desiree Young, goes on the TV:
Kyron is still alive! We would like all of you, everyone, to continue to get his face out there. Continue looking for him in your day to day activities. We pray each and every day for Kyron. We are working with investigators daily to bring Kyron home. We are extremely confident in how the investigation is going to bring him home. We implore Terri Horman to fully cooperate with the investigators to bring Kyron home.
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Posted: 2nd, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (2)
Beryl Bainbridge RIP: Foolish To Give Up Sex At 60
IT’S soooo typical of novelist Dame Beryl Bainbridge to die on a Friday.
If you’d asked me before she passed away (in the early hours of this morning) which day of the week was she likely to light up her last ever fag, I’d have said a Friday. She was a funny awkward thing, peculiar like her face, forever dropping bricks. So thank you Beryl for adding to the flight-or-Friday burden and annoying every obit ed in the land (do see my gorgeous piece in the current issue of Eulogy on obituarists) – that’s the weekend packages scrapped!
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Posted: 2nd, July 2010 | In: Key Posts | Comments (21)
Anna Kushchenko’s Rich American ‘Spy’ And Her Husband Alex Chapman’s Story: Pictures
ANNA Chapman, the alleged spy, is named Anna Kushchenko, aka Anna Tushy-chenko, given her billing as a “femme fatale” in the media. In all, 11 people are accused of spying fro the Russians in the US. But the rest have forgettable faces, features that enables them to blend into a crowd. Anna has red hair and a nice line in saucy Facebook photos.
Christopher Robert Metsos is another alleged spy. He was arrested in Cyprus but released on bail. It is alleged that the 54-year-old with the grey hair, glasses and light grey moustache supplied money to the spy ring that worked America’s suburb. He’s on the run. And he’s not all that shaggable.
So it’s back to Anna, the celebrity spook with at worst a photoshoot with a lads’ mag ahead of her and at best a range of branded spy gadgets.
“Story has ‘blockbuster’ written all over it,” said New York publicist Peggy Siegal. ” Sandra Bullock in a red wig!”
With the looks of a mid-ranking East European tennis player (female), Kushchenko once managed to capture the heart of Alex Chapman, 30, a trainee psychiatrist. He married Anna in 2002. The marriage lasted four years. In 2006, they divorced. Anna is now 28.
When they met it was…comical:
“I plucked up some courage and went over to her and said ‘I’m sorry, but you’re the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever seen.’ She turned round and looked at me and said ‘My God, so are you.’”
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Posted: 2nd, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment (1)
The Koupparis Family Horror Show: Twins’ Fox Attack Pictures, Video And Good TV
ISABELLA and Lola Koupparis are bitten by a fox in their parent’s Hackney home a three-story house worth anything between £800,000 and £850,000. Pauline and Nick Kouparris’ nine-month-old twins are rushed to hospital. They recover but carry the scars.
Six foxes are trapped and killed. The parents appeal for privacy in what is the Summer of The Fox. Animal rights activists attack the parents. Others attack the fox.
So. Here are Lola and Isabella Koupparis on the front page of the Sun. They are:
“MAIMED.”
Let’s review the facts:
The Mail:
…Nick and Pauline, both 41, describe in the fullest detail yet the night of Saturday, June 5, when the fox intruded into their £800,000 East London home.
The Sun:
When an ambulance arrived at the family’s £850,000 townhouse the full extent of the twins’ injuries became clear.
Factor in the ghoul element and the house may now be worth more.
Before the “horrifying” pictures, let’s revel in all that gore:
A LEADING doctor told how the razor-toothed fox gnawed little Isabella’s arm down to the BONE.
Dogs, sorry, foxes love bones. And the fox did try to eat the child.
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Posted: 1st, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (6)
The Best Nominative Determinism Pictures Ever, Presented By Mr Phani Tikkala
NOMINATIVE Determinism is the process by which you are what you are named. From the Alumni Class of 1993 at the Electra Independent School District, Electra, Texas – Ginger Minge is in residence – to Dr Atchoo’s surgery and Proper Wang’s office we bring you a gallery of the best nominative determined people ever, presented by Mr Phani Tikkala:
Posted: 30th, June 2010 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment
Anna Chapman: Anna Kuschenko, Spies, Pictures, Video And Nuclear Bombshells
ANNA Chapman is the alleged Russian agent with the cleavage back story and a line in good underwear. US agents have swooped on a further 10 other alleged Russian agents. But it’s all eyes on Anna Chapman. Although – get this – that might not be her real name.
The Daily Express said Chapman’s real surname is Kuschenko. She was born in Ukraine and raised in Volgograd.
But who cares about the secrets – get a load of that data-harvesting cleavage!
The new round-up:
Daily Mirror (front page): “The redhed under the bed”
Daily Express (front page): “The beauty who spied for Russia”
Sun (front page): “SEXY SPY HELD IN US SWOOPS”
The Mail quotes Ana Chapman’s mum, a thickset women with broad shoulders festooned with military medals:
And Miss Chapman’s tearful mother Irina, 51, said in Moscow: ‘Of course I deny that my daughter is a spy. It’s all very shocking to us.’
But that about the level of information Anna and her alleged associates discovered from working in America?
The assignments, described in secret instructions intercepted by the FBI, were to collect routine political gossip and policy talk that might have been more efficiently gathered by surfing the Web.
So says Russian TV.
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Posted: 30th, June 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (10)
Kyron Horman: The Parents Divorce And Terri Moulton Horman Moves Out
KYRON Horman: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the missing 7-year-old in the news:
Kaine Horman has filed for divorce from Terri Moulton Horman, Kyron Horman’s step mother – the last person we know to have seen Kyron Horman alive in Portland, Oregon, on June 4.
There’s already a whispering campaign around Terri Homan, and it’s set to get louder.
Kyron Horman: Media Guns For Terri Horman
But there is no evidence linking Moulton Horman with Kyron’s disappearance. All there is is innuendo and whispers. Terri Horman is not a “person of interest” to the police. She is not an official “suspect”. The police are “not talking about personal issues going on with the Hormans“. We know this because a police spokesman tells us.
Yeah, really. This is one case in whish the p9oclei are happy for the media to do the grubby work. People magazine says it is “50-50” Terri Horman will be arrested. We are being invited to speculate. the police can sit back and watch.
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Posted: 29th, June 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (2)
Those England World Cup Jokes In Words And Pictures
ENGLAND are a joke. At the World Cup the lads showed the fans exactly what you get when a marketing department runs the England team – and the spoilt players believe their own hype. England are ridiculous. And they deserve to be laughed at:
* Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still
alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely
s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the
message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.
* Robert Green – The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything .
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Posted: 29th, June 2010 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (14)
In Pictures: Lizzie Valesquez Is The Woman Who Can’t Put On Weight
ALL eyes on Lizzie Lizzie Velasquez – the woman unable to gain weight. Miss Valesquez is not only the envy of every WAG, Victoria Beckham and Amy Winehouse wannabe, she is ill.
At 21 years old, Valesquez weighs about 60 lbs and has zero percent body fat. She is 5ft 2 inches tall.
She needs to eat every 15 minutes to stay live.
Medics think she has Neonatal Progeroid Syndrome. But they don’t know.
And in case you think we are just gawping – which we are – Miss Valesquez has a book out in September…
Posted: 29th, June 2010 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (4)
Video Of Al Gore’s Alleged Code Pink Sexual Assault On A Masseuse
IT is alleged that Al Gore, leader the Al Goreans, champion of climate change, owner-driver the Peoples’ Ark, sexually assaulted a masseuse in Oregon in 2006. It is alleged he hired her under the alias “Mr Stone”. Hold on to your charkas and go to Code Pink. The video is coming:
It was “as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,” she recalled, “and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.”
More than two chakras is a w***…
The accuser said Gore maneuvered her into the bedroom. His iPod docking station was there, he told her, and he wanted her to listen to “Dear Mr. President,” a lachrymose attack on George W. Bush by the singer Pink.
The masseuse told a pal. The pal told her “to just suck it up; otherwise, the world’s going to be destroyed from global warming.” That is how powerful Al Gore is. Release the chakras before we all die!
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Fifa Use Technology To Find England On World Cup Pitch: Photos
MAURICIO Espinola and Jorge Larrionda were the FIFA linesman and the referee, respectively, at England’s World Cup match against the Germans. Thanks to them and technology England fell to their worst World cup defeat ever. Yes, readers, it could have been 4-2.
Or it might have been 15-2. Or 45-2. One Scots fans has reviewed the footage and estimates that it could have been 321-3. that tape is now with Alan Hansen.
As it was the England team went missing. And no-one can see them. Where were they?
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The World’s Ugliest Dog In Princess Abby: Pictures
THE WORLD’S ugliest Dog is Princess Abby. Does he look like her owner Kathleen Francis? And Princess Abby is not all that ugly. Sure, she won the 2010 World’s Ugliest Dog Contest at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma, but she’s not bad looking. A few licks of beer and what male dog could resist?
Abby’s backs legs are back legs longer than her front, which is more deformed than ugly.
Princess Abby also just one eye. But she can dance on her back legs. The legs distract from the face. Anyhow, is Princess Abby uglier than these dogs? Well, no…
Posted: 28th, June 2010 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment
Lady Cheryl Cole Strips In Hollywood Movie: In Pictures
CHERYL Cole will not stick with World Cup winning hero Sir Ashley Cole. Her ladyship will move on – and strip. It is now ok to dislike Ashley Cole once more, and that is just one of the positives resulting from England’s defeat to the Germans. We’re all Anglo-Saxon now, readers. Or Dutch.
So. What news of the “nation’s sweetheart”?
Well, she’s going to strip. Sorry. Make that, Cheryl Cole is going to star in a comic street in the Beano. Pow! Biff! Cheryl’s going to sings diet with Minnie The Minx.
Why? Well, as the Star says:
Dundee-based publishers DC Thomson spotted her sporting a red and black striped outfit, designed by the late Alexander McQueen, in her video for Fight For This Love.
Comic book readers can look out for Cheryl entertaining the kids in her tight, slashed black plastic peek-a-boo top and matching knickers.
Take that, Walter Softy!
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Posted: 28th, June 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Prince Harry Falls Off Polo Horse In New York: In Pictures
ENGLAND are steamrolled by Germany in the World Cup making it ok to dislike John Terry and Ashley Cole once more and the nation sports fans turn to Hickstead the 3rd annual Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic on Governors Island in New York City, where Prince Harry carries all before him. Harry cannot fail. Unless he falls off his horse and lands hard on his arse and everyone laughs…
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Posted: 27th, June 2010 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment (1)
Glastonbury In Pictures: All Of Them
GLASTONBURY 2010 In Pictures – presented by Stevie Wonder’s keytar; Paloma Faith’s massive balls; Muse’s rock; U2’s one-man-show (it was The Edge who showed up); Gorillaz in 3D, 2D and 32DD; bits of The Clash; Pet Shop Boys off their box; Kylie Minogue’s lipstick lesbianism with the Scissor Sisters; Snoop Dogg on one; Willie Nelson off one; Seasick Steve downing one; Emma Watson’s tattoo; and you…
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Germany Thrash England At World Cup And It’s Fabio CRAP-ello: Pictures
AT the World Cup in South Africa, England were thrashed by the Germans in what is their worst ever World cup defeat.
On a brighter note, England ARE better than Slovenia, one of the top ten goat herding nations in Eastern Europe.
Today, Fabio Capello is Fabio CRAP-ello and 100% foreign…
Mauricio Espinosa Is England’s World Cup Villain
Posted: 27th, June 2010 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (7)
World Cup Photos: England V Germany Hun And Busted
THE World Cup. It’s England v Germany. It’s big. And as the game goes on it gets bigger. Does it bring out the worst in you? As the goal is disallowed do you think good, EU enlightened thoughts about the Germans? Are you screaming at the telly?
The photos:
Posted: 27th, June 2010 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (11)
Muse Play Glastonbury With U2’s The Edge: Pictures
GLASTONBURY in pictures: Muse rocked the Pyramid stage. Matt Bellamy was joined on stage by The Edge of U2. The show’s other highlight was another old act appearing – the Blockbuster’s gold run. Not since Bob Holness was asked for a “P, please” have we seen the hexagons light up…
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Kylie Minogue Joins The Orchestrated Lesbians At Glastonbury: Pictures
KYLIE Minogue is kissing Scissor Sisters stager Ana Matronic at Glastonbury. It’s on stage, readers. We like our lesbians to be fake and an orchestrated spectacle. We like lesbians to be seen and not heard. Kylie adds her name and face to the gallery of lipstick lesbians giving the boys in the media gallery what they want – and all they can handle…
