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The Tabloids Want Lindsay Lohan Dead, Although Paris Hilton Or Britney Spears Would Do
IN this week’s National Enquirer, readers are invited to play a game: “WHO’LL DIE NEXT!” Brian Reade can join in. Will it be Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears or – hey – why not make your own suggestion? Set your Celebrity Death Text Alert App. to “Stand By” and read on:
To narrow the field, the magazine reminds gamers that Brittany Murphy and Casey Johnson are already dead. This leaves a reduced death pool. The Enquirer adds further help by listing the possible causes of death:
Paris Hilton – “Hard Partying”
Mischa Barton – “Rehab hell”
Eminem – “Fighting addiction”
Britney Spears – “New meltdown”
Hmmmm… Who to vote for? The biggest picture, however, is of Lindsay Lohan. Fear is that she “weeps” to death.
Inside the magazine, and DJ AM Adam Goldstein remains dead. But things are not getting easier, guessers. The fame drain is enlarged to take in some more youngsters who remain stubbornly alive:
Tara Reid – “Troubled”
Amy Winehouse – “Fighting”
Kirsten Dunst – “Depression”
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Posted: 13th, January 2010 | In: Key Posts, National Enquirer | Comment
Madeleine McCann: Amaral’s Diamond, Dead In A Dream And Four Theories
MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann: Maddie ‘died’ in the family apartment; Maddy was lying on a hillside, Kate McCann’s “agony” and Amaral’s wearing a diamond earring…
Pictures Of All The Madeleine McCann Suspects
Goncalo Amaral says any ban on his book, Maddie: The Truth Of The Lie, is against his freedom of speech. The book says Madeleine McCann died in the family apartment. The McCanns says this is not so – she was abducted. She want libel damages.
The news:
Daily Express (front page): “MADDIE ‘DIED’ IN APARTMENT”
Portuguese police chief’s amazing claim to court ion £1m McCann libel case
Claim. Not fact. Do the police deal in claims? Do the courts?
MADELEINE McCann died in her family’s holiday apartment as the result of a tragic accident and her parents concealed her body, a police chief told a court in Portugal yesterday.
So they were made “arguidos”. But the McCanns are no longer arguidos. Because – get this – the above was a theory. No fact.
One officer even claimed that Portuguese police changed their inquiry from a missing person search to a murder investigation after Kate told him she had a nightmare and had seen Madeleine’s body lying on a hillside.
The Sun calls it a “sick claim” delivered in a “courtroom outburst”. Back in the Express:
He said: “The conclusion that was arrived at was that Madeleine McCann died at the apartment and the McCann couple simulated the abduction to hide the fact that they had not taken care of their children.
Chief Inspector Tavares de Almeida told the court that he believed the couple, from Rothley, Leicestershire, were directly involved in Madeleine’s disappearance – a theory he said was shared by Portuguese and British officers working on the case.
“There was a tragic accident in the apartment that night and they neglected the care of their children. It was the conclusion of both Portuguese and British police. We have always spoken of a tragic accidental death. There was no homicide.”
Adding:
Asked if he thought Madeleine was dead, Mr de Almeida replied: “Yes. She is dead. It was not only the police who believed this but the public prosecutor. The McCanns did not kill her but they concealed the body.”
(He told the court the main evidence for this was the findings of British police sniffer dogs sent to Portugal to examine the flat. The McCanns’ lawyer, Isabel Duarte, challenged this claim, arguing that the sniffer dog results did not constitute proof and were not allowed as evidence.)
Let’s stick to the facts:
After a tense opening, their spokeswoman confirmed that the couple found listening to the allegations very painful. She said: “I think it is hurting them. They can feel hurt by these things being repeated again and again and again. However, they know what really happened so they are confident. They just want to find their daughter.”
Daily Mirror (front page): “MADDY DREAM MAKE KATE A SUSPECT”
Just weeks after Madeleine McCann vanished, sobbing mum Kate rang the Portuguese detective appointed to look after her to tell of a horrific dream in which she had seen her daughter’s dead body.
Distraught Kate said Madeleine had been lying on a hillside overlooking the beach at Praia da Luz. She begged Inspector Ricardo Paiva to search the spot.
And..?
Astonishingly, rather than inspiring pity at a desperate mother’s plight, the incident sparked only suspicion in the minds of the officers who were supposed to be hunting Madeleine and her abductor.
Is that astonishing? The Star calls it a “Kate’s murder dream.” The Sun is astonished:
KATE McCann had a dream in which she saw the body of missing daughter Madeleine on a hillside above their holiday resort, a court heard yesterday.
And after she told Portuguese cops of the nightmare, they became convinced the little girl had been KILLED rather than abducted.
That might be because Kate McCann “had seen her daughter’s dead body.”
The McCanns’ Portuguese police liaison officer Inspector Ricardo Paiva is on the stand:
But the detective admitted the police had been suspicious of the McCanns from the start – simply because they had tried to give the stalled hunt for Madeleine some much-needed momentum.
So it wasn’t the dream that make Kate McCann a person of interest to the Portuguese police – it was the fact that she was the moth of the missing child.
He added: “They disobeyed our request to keep quiet about the details of their daughter’s disappearance while we conducted our investigation. Instead, they turned it into a media circus.”
They didn’t do that alone – someone who worked on the case actually wrote a book.
Let’s stick to the facts:
Kate regularly shook her head in frustration. Gerry remained grim-faced.
Kate. Gerry. Not Mr and Mrs McCann. We are not looking at a trial in a foreign country – a trial that investigates whether freedom of speech has its limits. We are just watching the parents of the missing girl.
The Sun (front page): Maddie is dead and you hid her
Antonella Lazzeri delivers “His smiles, their pain”, telling readers that Kate McCann is
“Stroking a photo of Maddie tied to her handbag, Kate McCann”. She looks “tearfully down to the floor, horror-stricken… she flinched when the cop said of Madeleine in a loud and stark voice ‘She is dead’
Goncalo Amaral “smiled”.., “he diamond in his left ear glittering in the courtroom’s lights.”
Daily Star (front page): “Madeleine died inside apartment’”
Kate inched closer to her husband in the public gallery of the Palace of Justice in Lisbon as the officer gave his verdict.
A verdict? It was a claim not long ago.
District Attorney Jose Menezes, who handled the case, said there had been no evidence to charge the McCanns with any crime.
But he believed they neglected their children, and lied about how often they checked on them during a meal with pals at a tapas bar the night Madeleine disappeared. He said four possibilities of what happened to the youngster remain – kidnap, child-trafficking, homicide or her body was hidden after an accidental death.
Now we’re getting somrwhere. Only four theories.
Meanwhile in court:
Mrs McCann wearing a dark coloured floral dress sat impassively in the front row of the court room beside her husband. The pair held hands and exchanged occasional whispers and nods as they were passed notes by interpreters informing them of court proceedings, which were carried out in Portuguese.
Mr Amaral, dressed in a dark suit and purple tie, was seated at the bench beside his legal team, fifteen feet away from the couple. He spent much of the proceedings with his eyes closed avoiding the direct gaze of the McCanns.
More fact sin the Mail, where Kate’s “agony” is headline news. And we learn that, “Mr and Mrs McCann [are] both doctors”.
A child is missing. One fact.
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Posted: 13th, January 2010 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann | Comments (30)
Islam4UK Renamed Gary Glitter Appreciation Society
ANJEM Choudary’s Islam4UK will be banned under counter-terrorism laws, says Home Secretary Alan Johnson. Islam4UK is also known as al-Muhajiroun, al-Ghurabaa and The Saved Sect.
Says Mr Johnson:
“I have today laid an order which will proscribe al-Muhajiroun, Islam4UK, and a number of the other names the organisation goes by.”
Already the group is believed to be re-naming itself to stay a step ahead of the rules Names under consideration are – some names are of old clubs no longer in existence:
Real Islam 4UK
The Gymnastic Society
The SDP
The Surrey Football Club
Dial Square
Gary Glitter Appreciation Society
Spurs
Bourne and Hollingsworth
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Posted: 12th, January 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (6)
Tila Tequila Says She Knows Who ‘Killed’ Casey Johnson
CASEY Johnson is dead. Her death not only gave us the first Twitter Coma but introduced one woman content factory Tila Tequila to the great unwashed. It also pricked our memories of Simon Cowell’s old associate and reality telly fodder Jasmine Lennard.
Tila was scheduled to appear on Larry King Live. but before doing so, Lennard issued a legal letter warning the show against Tila using it “as a platform to make further false and defamatory allegations” about her.
The lawyer says, among other things, Tila better not allege Jasmine has a criminal record or outstanding warrant, that Jasmine broke into Tila’s home, that Jasmine is a prostitute, and that Jasmine is pregnant or has ever been pregnant.
By coincidence, the interview is scrapped.
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Posted: 12th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Madeleine McCann: Coronation Street’s Simon Missing And Amaral’s Trial
MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann: Portugal, Amaral, libel and Coronation Street:
IN Portugal, Kate and Gerry McCann’s legal action against Goncalo Amaral will last three days. As the disappearance of an innocent child became a form of entertainment, a brand for PRs and speculation, Amaral penned Maddie: The Truth Of The Lie, in which he claimed that Madeleine died in her family’s holiday flat on the night she disappeared.
That a detective who worked on the high-profile case should make his claims in a book – even using the tabloid nickname for the child – is pretty much in keeping with a single-thread story that became a chance for viewers at home to play armchair detective, show how much you care by a mawkish display of ribbon wearing and gawp at the girl’s bereft parents.
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Posted: 12th, January 2010 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann | Comments (10)
Celebrity Big Brother: Ivanova’s Sex Games, Hannah Kamelmacher And Ronnie Wood Dream Dates Heather Mills
CELEBRITY Big Brother: Katia Ivanova is on a “SEX PLOT TO WIN”. The Daily Star leads with an “Exclusive” review of the telly show, telling readers that “two-timing” Katia Ivanova faces a “hate mob if she is axed because of her cruel sex antics”.
Pictures of Jonas Altberg’s orgy here
The story goes that Katia has “dumped” someone called Dan Turner so she can fondle Scandinavian fish fancier Basshunter “in a ploy to become more popular” and give us the tabloid couple Bass-Inova. It’s what the Star terms a “bizarre ‘one out, one in’ sex game”.
Only:
But last night fans saw her dump the hunky musician after she claimed he had got “too clingy”. He was close to tears and said: “I feel like a kid who got loads of sweets and then had them taken away.”
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Posted: 12th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Celebrity Big Brother: Katia Ivanova’s Old Man Sex Orgy In Pictures
CELEBRITY Big Brother offers you the chance to vote out Heidi Fleiss, Katia Ivanova or Lady Sovereign.
Katia has been flirting with fish fancier Basshunter, aka Scandinavian DJ Jonas Altberg (pictures of his orgy here). If Katie goes then we might never get the headline Bass-Inova, and that would be a shame.
Ekaterina Ivanova And Ronnie Wood: A Romance In Pictures
And news of Katie in the Sun promises much. In “BB STAR’S ROMP WITH HOOKERS”, we read of four-in-a-bed romp with two hookers and an ageing tycoon.”
The ex-lover of Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood jumped into bed with two other girls who were both paid £500 each for the sex session. Former vice girl Ellie Hughes last night told how sexy Katia – who took no cash – joined in the foursome for fun months before she met wrinkly rocker Ronnie, 62. And the man the three beauties bedded was also a millionaire in his 60s.
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Posted: 11th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
The Fight At Mayday Hospital, Croydon: Video
At Mayday Hospital in Croydon, two locals going at it “toe to toe on the cobbles”. Teeth out! Round 1… Blame the parents:
Posted: 11th, January 2010 | In: Key Posts | Comments (3)
Madeleine McCann: More Speculation, Children for Sale And Joana Cipriano
MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann.
Kate and Gerry McCann are back in to Portugal for the libel trial against Goncalo Amaral, the detective who penned ‘The Truth of The Lie’, a book questioning the McCanns’ account about what happened to their daughter.
Says Clarence Mitchell:
“The details of their travel plans and itinerary will at their request remain private.”
Which means that journalists will actually have to follow the McCanns rather than simply rocking up for press conferences.
The news round-up:
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Posted: 11th, January 2010 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann | Comments (9)
Elvis Presley At 75: In 75 Rare Pictures
HAD he lived – which he did – Elvis Presley would be 75 today. Old Mr Anorak saw Elvis just yesterday. He knew it was Elvis because the man sat in the Sainsbury’s café kept swivelling the toe of his left foot on the lino and also because he was immensely fat. Meanwhile,. I was in Baker Street looking at Asian Elvis, Geordie Elvis, Jewish Elvis and Sicilian Elvis celebrated Elvis Presley’s 75th Birthday outside an Elvis shop. Then a Taliban Elvis arrived and murdered everyone… Pictures:
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Mariah Carey Presents The Ten Greatest Drunks On Film
MARIAH Carey wins Best Breakthrough Actress award for her role in Precious at the Palm Springs International Film Festival awards. And to kick down the critics who says he can’t act, she puts in a shambling performance on the winner’s rostrum that is truly remarkable. All the great acting drunks – Phil Mitchell, Lucille Ball and Robert Hays in Airplane – are tapped into a cocked hat by Mariah Carey. The audience loves it so much they start clapping before she’s even finished speaking.
Anorak brings you the greatest acting drunk of all time:
Withnail & I
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Posted: 7th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
In 61 Pictures: People’s Choice Awards 2010
MARIAH Carey, Taylor Lautner and Johnny Depp were all at the People’s Choice Awards 2010 held at the Nokia Theater on January 6, 2010 in Los Angeles. All were vying to take home a big glass tongue. Ashton Kutcher wanted to show everyone his new phone. Taylor Swift, Sandra Bullock, George Lopez, Chevy Chase, Victoria Asher, Jessica Alba, Alyson Hannigan, Hugh Jackman, Carrie Underwood, Nicole Scherzinger, Queen Latifah, Kate Walsh with a banister and loads of other liggers were there at the first big showbiz AGM of 2010. Pictures:
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Posted: 7th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Tiger Woods: ‘Gay Sex’ And Loredana Jolie Ferriolo: In Pictures
TIGER Woods’ Women now takes in Tiger Woods’ Men, if Loredana Jolie Ferriolo is to be believed. Ferriolo claims to have shagged Woods and in a putt ‘n’ tell book will say that she witnessed him in gay encounters. Pay up.
It’s a tale of homosexuality and bestiality, allegedly. America will lap it up – literally.
Radar Online reports that Loredana claims she saw Tiger having “sexual relationships” with men. It’s new news on Tiger Woods’ sex life.
Of course, it’s open season on Woods and you’ve got the balls you can pretty much say whatever you like about the golfer and wait for the fame and lawyers to come calling. If he sues you, he will, should it come to court, have to discuss other matters. So here’s Loredana Jolie Ferriolo claiming a new angle on the Woods narrative, and with it fame aplenty. Radar says she’s looking for $1million for her book.
Loredana says her tome will tell all about Tiger’s “healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door, girl-girl, and an answer to all the rumors surrounding Woods’ sexuality.”
Says Radar:
Loredana has kept a low public profile since being named as a Tiger mistress but and lately has been spotted at an upscale Florida country club on the golf course, taking golf lessons.
Which way do you swing?
The 10 Men Most Likely To Marry Katie Price
“WHAT’S Katie Price been up to?” you ask. How’s pop acorn Peter Andre? How are the kidzzz? Well, news is that Katie will “REVEAL ALL” in the I’m A Celebrity… Jungle.
What’s that? No, Katie isn’t still in the Australian Bush studio, left behind years after the fray like a Japanese soldier unable to commit Hari Kari because his chest keeps bouncing off his sword. Katie is back. Peter, however is not. He’s gone, lost in Ikea’s lighting section.
So what horror is waiting for our Katie in the ITV jungle? Having squired 1980s popster Peter Andre, is there another one-hit wonder of yesteryear waiting for her? Let’s take a look at the Top Ten next Mr Katie Prices:
Rico Suave - Gerardo
Posted: 6th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Money, Strange But True | Comment
The Death Of Casey Johnson In Adverts, Tequila, Pictures And Tweets
CASEY Johnson has died and her former lover Tila Tequila, a reality TV star, having twittered her lover’s coma now uses her Twitter page to share her private moments with the dead soclaite. No, it’s not a sex tape. It’s a prank, a joke Tila played on Johnson a few days before the young woman died.
There is nothing poignant about any of this. This is not ululating or sobbing. Loss affects us all differently, but pushing videos of the one you loved smacks of tackiness and a desperate need to be seen. Yes, the video was puiblished before Johsnson died, but Tequila has linked to it since. She’s also using her Twitter page to plug her gossip blog. Look not at the dead young woman. Look at me. Look! Look! Look! So we look. And we see nothing.
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Posted: 6th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
American Royalty Casey Johnson: A Life In Pictures
CASEY Johnson has died and the woman who might not have heard of is in the news. Casey Johnson was heir to the Johnson & Johnson fortune. She was the beauty editor for the no-longer-working Manhattan File. “She has said her biggest regret was turning down The Simple Life with Paris Hilton.” She adopted a baby form Kazakhstan and called it Ava-Monroe. She co-wrote a book called Managing Your Child’s Diet. She once discovered via the New York Post’s Page Six that the man she thought was her boyfriend, John Dee, had dated her 56-year-old aunt, Libet Johnson. She dated a reality TV show product called Tila Tequila (she tweeted her lover’s death). Or not. A life in pictures:
Posted: 5th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
In Pictures: Katie Price’s New Year’s Eve Party: Dane Bowers And Alex Reid ‘Fight’
WITH Alex Reid (Mr Toffee Crisp 2010) and Toe Muffler Dane Bowers safely out of harm’s way in the Big Brother house, Katie Price and Peter Andre are free to resume their war of words.
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
All over the web are pictures taken at Katie Price’s new Year’s Eve bash – literally (allegedly). The Star says Peter Andre is unhappy. This is “dignified” Peter Andre who, reportedly, told Alex Reid:
“You’re gonna get your legs broken!”
Now Peter Andre is:
“Fuming dad Peter Andre could consult lawyers after the New Year’s Eve party, which turned into a boozy and violent bash. Pete, 36, is furious Junior, four, and Princess Tiáamii, two, had been present at the wild party.”
The party is said to have featured an alleged threesome rumpus, in his Redi hits Bowers and yelled:
“Dane’s lucky he’s not dead. He’s been on the phone to Katie. He’s gobbing off like a big f***ing p***k.”
While you analyse the macho language of these hard men (really, really hard men; you want some?), a source says:
“It was a family party and there were lots of children there with nannies to look after them. Princess and Junior enjoyed themselves and were in bed long before the fight so knew nothing about it.”
Anyhow, Bowers and Reid now say there was no fight. But there are pictures being broadcast all over the media – pictures that prove that when Katie Price doesn’t do anything, she’s still news…
Pictures:
Posted: 4th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Anjem Choudary In Line For Jon Gaunt’s Sun Column: Wootton Bassett Awaits
GRIM news for Gordon Brown, who on the point of making storied letter writer – Hate Mail Cleric – his letter writing Czar and supporting his bid to replace Terry Wogan as letters presented on the BBC Points of View, the man goes and does a Jacqui Janes.
Choudary wants to march through Wootton Bassett carrying coffins. Only he writes on his blog:
Following the public announcement of an impending procession by islam4uk (a branch of Al-Muhajiroun) through the Market Town of Wootton Basset we thought it only appropriate that we provide an explanation and a little more about the purpose behind the procession, especially to the family and friends of those who have died there and who may have been led to believe that it is merely an act of incitement or provocation.
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Posted: 4th, January 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment
Bono Kicks Off World Cup With Nelson Mandela
IN January 2009, Bono, the U2 frontman, Mr G9, wrote an OpEd for the New York Times that we believed to be a parody. To ensure that the new decade works for the good of mankind, Bono will be fronting a concert and lending his name to organic rubber wrist bands advocating tax-breaks for elder statesmen of rock.
Before we see what Bono has this year, let’s hark back to last year’s missive:
Once upon a couple of weeks ago …
I’m in a crush in a Dublin pub around New Year’s. Glasses clinking clicking, clashing crashing in Gaelic revelry: swinging doors, sweethearts falling in and out of the season’s blessings, family feuds subsumed or resumed. Malt joy and ginger despair are all in the queue to be served on this, the quarter-of-a-millennium mark since Arthur Guinness first put velvety blackness in a pint glass.
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Posted: 3rd, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Celebrity Big Brother: Hard Men Bowers, Vinnie Jones And Alex Reid Do It With Fists
ACCORDING to Katie Price’s boyfriend Alex Reid, Dane Bowers is “lucky he’s not dead”. Turns out it’s nothing to do with the sex tape in which Bowers finds a use for a Duvall toe, but an opinion formed after the pair were involved in a “furious punch-up”.
A source says that Reid says:
“I’m trying to play it down. My elbow has hit him three times in the head. I worked his knees too. I never get in fights, ever. I was like, ‘Come on, please, let’s go,’ and he was lairing it up. He took my kindness as a weakness.”
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Posted: 3rd, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Sarah Palin Introduces The Best Fake Twitter Accounts Of 2009
Sarah Palin, Rahm Emanuel, Anderson Cooper, Cheryl Cole, Mrs Stephen Fry, Michael Bay and Chuck Norris introduce the Top Fake Twitter accounts of 2009…
TWITTER is now a news source for hacks on the web beat. But there are forces out there who are Twitterjacking famous tweeters for their own ends. Thankfully, many of the acconts are prefixed ‘fake’ lest you mistake the ramblings of a vain onanist with those of a twitter user having a laugh.
Fake Sarah Palin: Pithy and beyond parody…
Posted: 31st, December 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment (1)
Celebrity Big Brother House In Photos
THOSE all-important first photos of the Celebrity Big Brother house are yours to gaze upon. The show’s producer, Shirley Jones (look out for her on Reality TV Producers – a fly-on-the-wall show following Big Brother staff looking for work and a spot on 100 Greatest Big Brother Moments) says the place is inspired by Dante’s Inferno.
Like Celebrity Big Brother, Dante’s inferno is something everyone has heard of but very few people have bothered to look at. It’s fitting. Says Jones:
“The famous line from Dante’s Inferno is ‘Abandon hope all ye who enter here’ which has inspired much of what we have done to the house, particularly the entrance which is dark and cavernous with flaming walls.”
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Posted: 30th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab: Second Hot Pants Bomber At Milan Airport: Pictures
POOR, poor Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. In a quest to shag 72 virgins in perpetuity (they’ll only gossip about you and compare notes and laugh), Abdulmutallab set fire to his hot pants and flame-grilled his cock, allegedly.
The newspapers are full of stories that there are lots more like Abdulmutallab at home.
Anorak’s Man In Nigeria says that there was only one Abdulmutallab and with him gone the village is looking for a new idiot. Candidates should have a thick head, very thick matchbook and a foreskin thicker than an elephant’s trunk.
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Posted: 29th, December 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment
Katie Price Beats Britney Spears And Suri Cruise To Media Award
Joan Collins and the Daily Mail find a way to namecheck Peter Andre, Katie Price, Big Brother, Jade Goody, Peter Andre, Kerry Katona, Dannii Minogue, the X Factor, Britney Spears, Suri Cruise and just about any other celebrity you want to read about…
A TRULY brilliant story on the Mail’s front page, as it uses a picture of Katie Price to highlight its, er, “NONENTITIES” awards.
Yep. Katie Price is such a nonentity she is now reduced to appearing on the Mail’s front page. Even the Daily Star doesn’t bother with her, leading instead with Umar Abdulmutallab and the war on terror.
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Posted: 29th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Tiger Woods And Rachel Uchitel ‘Living Together’: Pictures
TIGER Woods: It’s been a while since any woman claimed to have shagged Tiger Woods. So the papers return to see what Rachel Uchitel is up to. Uchitel is one of the few women to have denied sleeping with Woods. Others yet to publicly deny the charge are Katie Price, Cherie Blair, The Queen, Dale Winton, most of the Surbiton WI and the cast of Holes Of Golf XI – Gin & It.
In pictures: Tiger Woods’ Women (Alleged)
Last week, we read:
The 34-year-old, who refuses to discuss Woods beyond denying having an affair with him, had a Christmas beach holiday close to her family in Florida.
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Posted: 29th, December 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (2)
