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Katie Price Has Suspected Swine Flu

katie-price71CELEBRITY Swine Flu: Katie Price has swine flu. Maybe.

We join the action as Katie makes her way to Bournemouth. Her spokeswoman takes up the drama:

I handed Katie a piece of chewing gum and just after she put it into her mouth, a veneer came out. She was in a lot of discomfort and we found a dentist who would open up especially to treat her.

“He had to give her a lot of anaesthetic and her face swelled. She could not face the general public looking like that.”

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Posted: 1st, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)


Michael Jackson Was Addicted To Scientology

jackson-scientologyMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news, with Jackson the drug “addict”, the death bed and the Church Of Scientology…

The Scotsman: “Jackson described as an ‘addict'”

Now he’s dead you can describe him however you like…

AUTHORITIES investigating Michael Jackson’s death referred to him as an “addict” and were seeking evidence related to the powerful anaesthetic propofol, according to search warrants.

The Western Australian: “Scientologists behind Jackson’s marriage to Lisa Marie.”

Among other contentious claims, Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson also provides further details of the king of pop’s alleged gay lovers…

In one chapter, Halperin hints that Jackson’s marriage to Elvis’ daughter and Scientology follower Lisa Marie Presley may have been organised by the Church of Scientology.

The marriage was labelled as a sham but both parties always denied it was a fake affair set up to improve the singer’s reputation soon after a child molestation case was settled for $US20 million ($24.49 million).

The religion had apparently wanted to desperately recruit the mega-rich singer and perhaps help him overcome his alleged homosexuality, Halperin said.

Such are the facts.

Examiner: Omer Bhatti is not my son – but he is my grandson…

Reports of Michael Jackson’s “secret” son, Omer Bhatti, have been swirling the internet for the past couple of weeks, but with new information, the story has gotten hot once more.

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Posted: 1st, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7)


Michael Jackson Linked To Death Of Tortured Child

jackson-babyMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Baby P’s mum tells of the Michael Jackson she knew…

TABLOID Bingo time again, readers, as the Sun sets out to link Baby P with the death of Michael Jackson. Can it be done? Oh, ye, of little faith:

THE mother who callously let her baby die tells how she wept . . . over news of Michael Jackson’s death. She claims to have loved the pop star as a little girl but adds: “I was c**p at the dance move.”

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Posted: 1st, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)


Madeleine McCann In Australia

jamie-nealeMADELEINE McCann Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Madeleine McCann in the news – Jamie Neale and Our Maddie…

In “Jamie Neale and Richard Cass – taking good fortune for granted”, the Times’ Carol Midgley puts herself plays Tabloid Bingo! with found backpacker Jamie Neale and missing Madeleine McCann:

I wonder how Kate and Gerry McCann feel reading the story of Jamie Neale, the British teenager who was lost in the Australian Outback for 12 days, given up for dead, then miraculously found and reunited with his tearful father.

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Posted: 1st, August 2009 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Reviews | Comments (2)


Tranmere Rovers For Sale On eBay, With Bike

tranmere-ebayTRANMERE Rovers is for sale on eBay. Starting bid $10million.

The listing claimed to be from Dornoch Capital, the US firm tasked with finding a buyer for the club.

Says Tranmere Rovers owner Peter Johnson:

“We were appalled. It’s totally inappropriate. We immediately e-mailed them and said ‘take it off right away’.”

But why? A sale is a sale. And what is eBay but a shop?

Johnson adds:

“You can imagine how shocked we were to wake up this morning to find out we were on eBay. We’ll be considering their [Dornoch Capital’s] mandate. It’s not a second-hand bike we’re selling.”

If only it were… Although £10million might be a bit steep for an old push bike, unless Michael Jackson had ridden it, obviously. Or why not throw in the bike, a bell, a bit of ribbon, a reflector and some stabilisers?

“One has to think of supporters and the ability to run the club. Putting it on eBay is not the right way of doing it and we would certainly have not let them if they’d asked us, so we’re pretty furious.”

So had a punter rocked up and on eBay and said they’d buy it, Johnson would have turned them away to keep the fans happy?

Dornoch Capital Advisors reply:

Dornoch Capital Advisors has been engaged by Mr. Peter Johnson to bring in a purchaser to be transitioned in over the next several years under his tutelage/guidance. The new capital would be used to boost player/commercial investment in Tranmere that would propel the club back into the Championship League where it rightfully belongs. Stewardship of the club is Mr. Johnson’s primary concern as he desires to place ownership in responsible hands. This eBay add/gimmick was simply made to add/ buzz and interest in the market for the club. Our engagement was covered in March by Nick Hilton in the Liverpool Daily.

Best,

Joe Kosich
Managing Director
Dornoch Capital Advisors
Pinehurst North Carolina
Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

Tranmere Rovers remains for sale for £10million. But now to ensure disappointment – or wait until the mid-season sale…

Posted: 31st, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment


Spurs’ Legions Of Bent Fans Pray Levy Reads Twitter

darren-bent1ON Twitter, Tottenham Hotspur striker (allegedly) Darren Bent is pushing for move to mighty Sunderland by, allegedly, opining:

“Seriously getting p***** off now. Why can’t anything be simple. It’s so frustrating hanging round.”

This, dear reader, might be taken as summary of Bent’s career at Spurs – an inability to put a ball in big net on a regular basis and lots of hanging about waiting for the ball to arrive. But no. Well, not only. Bent has more, it seems:

“Sunderland are not the problem in the slightest. Do I wanna go Hull City? NO. Do I wanna go Stoke? NO. Do I wanna go Sunderland? YES. So stop f****** around Levy.”

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Posted: 31st, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment


Samantha Burke Is Mother To Jude Law’s Sophia

samantha-burke1SAMANTHA Burke is the woman giving birth to Jude Law’s fourth child. Sophia will be born on October 6 2009.

For those wishing to help her out single mum Samantha, a statement on a website called Baby’s R Us – which turns out not to be run by Albanian people traffickers but by Toys R Us’ junior department – tells us that the nursery will be “safari” themed, hued with “DARK BROWNS,TANS,AND CREAMS & A SPLASH OF DEEP RED.”

And covered in shades of Abraham Lincoln green, Ulysees S Grant green and layer upon layer of Benjamin Franklin green.

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Posted: 31st, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Big Brother’s Siavash Tells Noirin To Go

noirin-marcusBIG Brother is not as terrible as it was a couple of weeks ago. Why is hard to say. It might be the rain, or fumes from Lady Anorak IV’s imported Latvian hairspray.

This week, one of ‘I’m’ Noirin and Marcus Saxondale will be leaving the house.

Marcus loves Noirin. He loves Noirin for the same reason that Siavash loves Noirin, and Sree loved Noirin: she is pretty enough but not too pretty.

She appears accessible. She make ordinary men believe they have chance. She is also so needy that Esther Rantzen has opened a 0800 number for her and Terry Wogan is keen to do a telethon.

Recently, Noirin has taken to smooching Siavash Sabbaghpour. Now Sabbpuss, poor Sabbpuss, dear Sabbpuss, old fat furry cat-puss has been dumped because Noirin’s former boyfriend, US musician Isaac Stout, has been parachuted into her embrace.

Sabbpuss, wake up, and look at this thing that I bring. Look:

Noirin: “Can I say I never wanted this to happen? Can I say that I think you’re a really cool guy.”

You can say whatever you like, Noirin, because Sabbpuss is refreshingly bitter.

Siavash: “What has happened has happened. No grudges. This is three times now Noirin. Three times you’ve f***** me over. Good luck. There’s not much to be said.”

No grudges. Just bitterness.

Wake up, Sabbpuss. Be bright, be golden and light… So can they be, you know, friends?

Noirin: “What would you do if you were in my position?”
Siavash: “I would leave.”
Noirin: “Everyone knows here who was the one chasing me, so don’t f****** act like I’m the one. You’re making out that I should leave because everyone hates me.”
Siavash: “Noirin, what people think of you has got nothing to do with me.”

And so it goes. But who goes? Noirin is 2-9 on to leave. She will go. Big

Brother voters are spiteful to a man and will want to end Noirin’s stay in the limelight.

This leave Marcus with his lamb chops to form an anti-Noirin pact with Sabbpuss, the pair of them sat in a dark corner of a dusty shop waiting for a real life flesh and blood girl to make them come alive.

It promises to be a long wait…

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Posted: 30th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Jessica Simpson Is No Indian Giver

jessica-simpson4JESSCIA Simpson says she will not take back the $100,000 boat she gave her ex-lover Tomy Romo because she’s not an “Indian giver“. UK readers may wonder what an Indian giver is, believing it’s what follows a dodgy Indian take-away.

It turns out that Indian giver is a phrase that can cause outrage, and in the media maelstrom, the voracious clamour of victimhood, being outraged is the natural state of play.

Jessica’s words will soon be known as Giver-Gate or Jessica-Gate. The phrase will be banned by the culture police, and Simpson investigated for a hate crime in a huge war of words that seek to establish the new code.

Pundits will wonder what if anything is going on inside Simpson’s head and tell her to stop thinking it. Hang the context and the meaning. Then hang Simpson.

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Posted: 30th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Michael Jackson’s Secret Son In Hiding

jackson-secet-sonMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Omer Bhatti says he is not Michael Jackson’s son. So who is? Joe Jackson is with NewsOne’s Chief Content Officer, Smokey Fontaine, stating that Jackson has another son.

I knew that he had another son. Yes I did. He looks like a Jackson, he acts like a Jackson, he can dance like a Jackson.”

What a Jackson looks like a movable target. But Bhatti says he is not the Jackson son, which leaves room to speculate on who is. Anorak delivers five who might be:

Prince Harry Windsor
Mowgli
Leo Blair
Maddox Jolie-Pitt
Sir Cliff Richard

More to follow…

Posted: 30th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)


Michael Jackson: Danny Gans’ Death, Kai Chase And Jacko’s New Autobiography

kai-chaseMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Jackson’s chef Kai Chase speaks again, Jackson’s new autobiography, Zoe Hunter and Danny Gans…

Mirror: “Exclusive: his final hours by his chef”.

This would be the exclusive with Kai Chase that Anorak picked up on the newswires yesterday and is now all over the internet?

Of course, the Mirror is not lying. This is an exclusive – to all those Mirror readers who don’t read Anorak.

You can read the exclusive exclusive of the chef with the book to sell here.

Daily Star: Jacko’s 20 dodgy docs”

Police are hunting more than 20 dodgy doctors who helped fuel Michael Jackson’s drug habit. Murder squad officers say it’s the biggest probe into celebrity addiction that Los Angeles has ever seen.

Can Jackson be linked to the death of Danny Gans?

One homicide officer said: “It’s long been suspected that friendly doctors have been enabling celebrities in Hollywood to feed their habits. However, the real extent of what’s been going on is truly shocking. We are uncovering a massive trade in fraudulent prescriptions.”

PJ Star: “Cue & A with comedian J. Scott Homan – Everyday life the perfect inspiration for comedian’s latest act”

Q. What in the news these days is the easiest target for a comedian?

A. Michael Jackson.

Plus ca change.

Oregon Live: “Review: Sonic Youth at Roseland Theater”

Band members spoke little between songs, though Moore at one point called out for any good Michael Jackson jokes from the audience.

“It’s never too soon for Jacko jokes,” he said. “Why did Michael Jackson like 49-year-olds?” (Say it out loud.)

Florida Weekly: Jackson’s death should teach us about disorders

Jackson’s death should teach us about disorders BY CHRISTINE STAPLETON.

Here follows the archetypal Jackson story and obituary:

He was my third-grade heartthrob. He was a fabulous dancer. He was a brilliant musician. He was a pop icon. He was accused of pedophilia. He may have been a drug addict. He probably was mentally ill. I am not a doctor but I believe Michael Jackson suffered horribly from several illnesses.

Southern Reproter: Theatrical triple proves no obvious trauma for Zoe

TO say it’s a busy few months ahead for Zoe Hunter is the equivalent of saying Michael Jackson’s death received moderate coverage from the world’s media.

Michael & Me.

Urban Mecca: “Publishers acquire Michael Jackson’s autobiography rights”

Publishers including Random House have bought the rights to reprint Michael Jackson’s best-selling 1988 autobiography, “Moonwalk,” Random House said on Friday.

A new Michael Jackson autobiography – no peace yet…

Posted: 30th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Michael Jackson’s Last Meal

michael_jackson-foodMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Jackson’s chef Kai Chase speaks out about Dr Conrad Murray, Oxygen and cooking the book…

On the day Michael Jackson died, his personal chef says her first hint of something amiss was when his doctor didn’t come downstairs to get the juices and granola he routinely brought the King of Pop for breakfast each morning.

Dr. Conrad Murray, the focus of manslaughter investigation, also acted as a waiter? Now read on…

The doctor usually arrived about 9 or 9:30 p.m. and would go upstairs to Jackson’s room, and she said she would not see him again before she left – sometimes late in the evening – but understood he was staying the night.

In the morning, when she arrived for work, Chase said she would see the doctor coming down the steps carrying oxygen tanks.

Anorak has long suspected that Jackson misunderstood those 50 nights at the 02 Centre, London, mistaking them for a chance for a prolonged spell of deep breathing. The shock of discovering that he had to sing and dance might well have killed him.

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Posted: 29th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (8)


Megan Fox Sex Tape Leaked On August 4th

7628398MEGAN Fox is everywhere. On August the 4th Fox will be nowhere – apart from in her leaked sex tape. But August 4th is International No Megan Fox Day. The New York Daily News reports:

A dozen male-focused Web sites including AOL‘s men’s lifestyle/humor site Asylum.com — as well as Ask Men, Just a Guy Thing and Double Viking — have sanctioned Aug. 4 as a Megan Fox media blackout day.

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Posted: 29th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Hear Girl ‘Raped’ On Kyle And Jackie O’s Radio Show

kyle-jackie-oON the Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O radio show, a girl is strapped to a lie detector and asked about her sex life. The girl is 14. Her mother asks her if she has had sex. The girl is “scared”. She says she has had sex – she was raped at 12.

This is entertainment. Jackie O wants to probe the girl further. He want to know more about the teenager’s sex life. Kyle wants to – get this – “abort”.

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Posted: 29th, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (17)


Madeleine McCann Coverage Turns Man Into Paedophile

maddieMADELEINE McCann Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Madeleine McCann in the news – John Riches says Mccann coverage triggered an interest in child porn…

Western & Somerset Mercury: “Pervert ‘guilty’ in child porn case”

A PERVERT in his 20s has pleaded guilty to downloading child pornography after his interest was stoked by media reports of the Madeleine McCann case.

John Riches, of Aldwych Close, Burnham, blamed a ‘troubled childhood’ and his inability to express his feelings for his actions.

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Posted: 28th, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Reviews | Comments (8)


Cheryl Cole’s Other Woman And Jade Goody’s Daughter

4243295IN this Week’s Closer magazine: Cheryl Cole’s other woman, Jade Goody’s daughter and Trinny’s carrot baton…

Vomit ‘n’ Tell:

CHERYL Cole is in a state of “misery” because Ashley Cole’s “kiss & tell girl is back”.

Anorak readers will recalls that the kiss ‘n’ tells was more of a puke ‘n’ tell, it alleged that Ashley did engage in vomit-fuelled sex with Aimee Walton, a hairdresser.

But it’s not her. This is Brooke Healy, a blonde who says he also inhaled Ashley Cole’s technicolour vibes.

Says she in Closer magazine, on the matter of Cheryl’s move to America:

“From what I saw of Ashley, they spend a lot of time apart anyway… I just hope she doesn’t get hurt again.”

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Posted: 28th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Michael Jackson Died Three Times And Jennifer Aniston Is Pregnant

7639303THIS Week In The National Enquirer: Michael Jackson died three times, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant, Britney Spears kidnap fears and Jessica Simpson deflates…

Jennifer Ansiton tells Brad Pitt she’s pregnant

“JEN’S BABY NEWS STUNS BRAD! – Jen tells Brad I think I’m pregnant”

Has Gerard Butler, Jen’s new co-star, left her with child? Well, possibly. A source says Jennifer told Brad that she was late on her monthly cycle and that might mean that she was pregnant, or not. Either way it’s huge news.

And it’s getting huger. Having told the world that Jen is embroiled in a “steamy affair” with the aforesaid Butler, readers are asked to wonder who might be the father of the baby that Jennifer Aniston might be having, or not…

Jessica Simpson Jilted Again!

jessica-simpson2It’s ambulatory inflatable doll Jessica Simpson, who has been dumped by Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback Tony Romo.

“Tony Romo was looking for just the right moment to finally get Jessica Simpson out of his life – and he found it at an international House of Pancakes in the middle of Texas!”

He waited for her to go to the syrup trough and hid behind a tall stack..?

The story goes that Romo pulled over and told Simpson to get out his car. She did. He drove off. She bounced around waiting for help…

Question of the week: Is Kevin Federline’s girlfriend pregnant?

The Enquirer says Vitoria Prince “felt sick while having lunch with Kevin”.

Anyone else feel sick when the see K-Ferret? Best get a pregnancy kit, or a paper bag?

Britney Spears Kidnap Horror!

“Singer terrified her kids will be KIDNAPPED OR KILLED”.

Kids views on matter not known.

“Michael Jackson died 3 times in 18 months – Before final overdose!”

The Enquirer says Jackson’s heart stopped beating a hears from a source:

“You have to wonder if it was all a game for Michael. Did he get some bizarre enjoyment when he flatlined or ‘died’? Maybe in his mind he thought things were beautiful on the other side…

“Once after doctors finally managed to wake him up, Michael said he’ had died and gone to heaven and it felt good.”

Suicide?

Now read on…

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Posted: 28th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Free Ticket To Michael Jackson 51st Birthday Show Las Vegas

jackson-poster-vegasMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Introducing the official poster and package deal to the official first paid event – Steve Freiss’s Las Vegas show – that exploits (surely “pays tribute to”? -ed) the death of Jackson.

Anorak’s Man in Las Vegas has more:

Steve Friess has kept his name off the poster for the first paid event to exploit the recent death of Michael Jackson, but the Las Vegas stringer for The New York Times, USA Today and other national publications, Gay Vegas author and comp queen who wrote that “Michael Jackson’s untimely death was the best thing that could ever have happened to Michael Jackson’s music,” is behind the show that he has written pointedly does not celebrate the flawed human being – “There will be no speeches about Jackson the man at this event. It is all about the songs, the dancing, the art” – is being held on what would have been Jacko’s 51st birthday.

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Posted: 28th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Missing Child Rhys Moorhead News Watch

rhys-moorhead2RHYS Moorehead is missing: Anorak’s at -a-glance look at the news coverage…

Rhys has been found. Boy found alive and well. Does that make news? Tabloid hacks can stand down. The moment passed at 20:07.

Staines Today at 20:15:

Police are “increasingly concerned” about a five-year-old boy who went missing on Monday morning.

Still missing in the Chorley Guardain.

Earlier the news crews were being mobilised:

Northumberland Gazette:

Cleveland Police said he was found in the street outside a house several miles away in the Berwick Hills area of the town.

Grandfather Tony Moorhead said the whole family were “over the moon”.

The Northern Echo:

A neighbour, who did not want to be named, said: “There are lots of cameras and news reporters in the cul-de-sac…”

Fact: Number of nws cameras at scene can be correlated to seriousness of news story.

A mother, whose son attends St Bernadette’s RC School along with the missing youngster, said: “He is a real boys’ boy. Rhys towers above everyone else in the class and could easily be mistaken for a seven-year-old.”

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Posted: 27th, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (2)


The Michael Jackson Tribute Portrait In Dots

20041389991MICHAEL Jackson Tribute Watch: you’ve had your vibrating thrills, spread the butter and now you can take part in The Michael Jackson Tribute Portrait – because every dot is a person…

It being what Georges-Pierre Seurat would have wanted.

Michael Jackson’s music has been the soundtrack to all of our lives. It is with great sadness that the world adjusts to the reality that Michael Jackson has evolved from being a superstar into a legend…

…into a portrait…

A Portrait of Michael Jackson created from millions of hand-drawn dots will invite millions of fans worldwide to become part of Jackson’s legacy by getting a free dot in the portrait in their name. A dot is not drawn on the canvass until someone signs up for it; at least one million fans (dots) are needed to complete the image of the King of Pop, with room in the portrait for many more millions to participate… Every single hand-drawn dot David places on his canvas represents a real person.

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Posted: 27th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)


Michael Jackson’s Buried With Eco-Friendly Lyrics

jackson-faceMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Michael Jackson on Lupus & MJ, Jackson’s ghost talks to Winehouse, Omer Bhatti and his “eco-friendly lyrics”. What does Michael Jackson mean for your vested interest?

NJ.Com: “Omer Bhatti says he’s NOT Michael Jackson’s son and his mom was not MJ’s lover

Jackson did  not have one-night stand with a grown woman?

Unfolding like a line out of the song Billie Jean, Omer Bhatti has come forward to say his mom Pia was not Michael Jackson’s lover and he isn’t the lovechild the media has made him out to be.

Instead, Bhatti is now telling the press that he was given a front row seat at Jackson’s funeral earlier this month because he was “Michael’s best friend” and “like a son to him”-not because his mother had an affair with the pop star in 1984.

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Posted: 27th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Blake Fielder Civil Saw Amy Winehouse ‘Die’, In Pictures

7580172AS Blake Fiedler-Civil tells tabloid readers “AMY ‘DIED’ IN MY ARMS”, and joins his name to the list of Great British literary drug addicts, we hear from that other man in Winehouse’s life, her dad Mitch.

A source tells us about a Mitch Winehouse album:

“Mitch has been working on it for a while now. Amy always credits her dad with getting her into singing. He loves music. He has a good voice and wants a go at turning professional.”

As a London cabbie, one used to negotiating visible air, Mitch surely has the lungs to inhale pop stardom. The chatter is of Mitch singing Frank Sinatra tunes. But how genuine is this story?

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Posted: 27th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Candy Spelling Writes Tori Spelling Into Her Paris Hilton Sitcom

candy-spellingCANDY Spelling, widowed wife of Hollywood legend Aaron Spelling, is using the corporate gossip site TMZ to reach out to her daughter Tori Spelling – who remains famous for the most audacious acting performance of all time when she played the blonde everyone fancied in Beverly Hills 90210, a show produced by her dad.

Now Candy Spelling is writing another chapter in her own sitcom. Candy is a woman of letters. As 14 points out:

She accused Britney Spears of being “famous for hideous, irresponsible actions“, informed Paris Hilton that she’s not as entitled as her money implies, and called Joe Francis a “poster boy for what happens when boys go wild“. Joe Francis lonely old woman living in a mansion full of 300 cats jumping around in their own feces.  didn’t take Candy’s advice lightly – he wrote back, speculating the she was a

The email begins:

TO: MIDDLE-AGED REALITY SHOW STARS (LIKE MY DAUGHTER)
FROM: CANDY SPELLING

I Know many middle-aged people have issues about their parents and their upbringing. I did. My memories didn’t match all those of my mother, and, funny thing, it’s the same way with my daughter.

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Posted: 26th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Michael Jackson Buried In Rock Hall Of Fame

jackson-hair-diamonds1MICHAEL Jackson Tribute Watch: Jackson’s hair is to be turned into The King of Rock. Michael Jackson is a diamond.

As Sky News trills:

A lock of Michael Jackson’s hair is to be turned into diamonds to give a select few fans a unique way of remembering their idol.

Jackson’s hair… Bald Jackson? Can a wig be turned into diamond? And, if so, is Elton John worth more shorn and compressed?

The star lost the hair when he was set on fire during the filming of a Pepsi advert in 1984. Ralph Cohen, the executive producer of the video, scooped up some of the charred strands and put them in his pocket as Jackson was rushed off set to hospital.

Quick thinking saves lives!

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Posted: 25th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7)


Nicole Richie To Name Son Michael Jackson Richie

6888989MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Michael Jackson & Me – Nicole Richie to name her new child after her dear, dear, dear friend the King of Pop. Michael would have wanted to live on in little boy. Anorak”s Man in the Hollywood Swamp looks on:

In the past four weeks, the competition to claim a connection to Michael Jackson has been nearly as stiff as his corpse.

Everybody who’s anybody has been rushing to the nearest television camera to talk about the time they so much as made eye contact with the King of Pop.

Enter Paris the Heiress Hilton, and frienemy Nicole Richie.

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Posted: 25th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)