13th, June 2011
Strange But True
To the Gala Bingo in Freshfield Road, Brighton. The bingo caller is calling the numbers. A woman in the crowd falls ill. It might be a heart-attack... More »
13th, June 2011
TV & Radio
All things need a champion, lest they be forgotten and no longer used.... More »
13th, June 2011
Politicians
2 Palin may one say be in charge of over five thousand nuclear missiles. She wants to visit the UK on her way to Sudan... More »
13th, June 2011
Sports
What news of noble Ryan Giggs... More »
13th, June 2011
Photojournalism
Peter and Katie spotted in town... More »
13th, June 2011
Reviews
1 Because if you want to connect with your inner Syrian lesbian you need to lie... More »
13th, June 2011
TV & Radio
The Dalai Lama goes to get a pizza... More »
13th, June 2011
Reviews
After weeks of bone-dry conditions Britain's gardeners and farmers were begging for rain. Yesterday it began coming down in bucket loads – but in entirely the wrong places. Weeks of bone-dry conditions..? More »
13th, June 2011
Technology
1 After taking out Kate Middleton, pictures of women breastfeeding and a Texan insolvency lawyer with the misfortune to be called Mark Zuckerberg - the latest victims of Facebook's new purge are lesbians. Specifically, lesbians who look like Justin Bieber... More »
13th, June 2011
Key Posts
3 Are MPs that insensitive they cannot empathise? And these are the MPs who wore yellow ribbons in the House of Commons in a mawkish display of pap emotion when the Our Maddie story was at its apogee.... More »
12th, June 2011
Key Posts
Nicole Scherzinger did her best to humidify the air with a legs akimbo show; much like Jessie J, who will do for the shabby white sock what Clark Gable did for the vest... More »
12th, June 2011
Key Posts
Did you know that a six your old had stroke brought on by "the obesity epidemic fuelled by parents feeding children pureed junk food". (And that's not the best quote - read on for the best Quote Of The Year)... More »
12th, June 2011
Politicians
Obama is dead. All hail Barack Fauxama. A grinning fool called Gary Johnson was on the telly debating important things with a man who looks like Barack Obama... More »
12th, June 2011
Strange But True
What news of Harvey Westmoreland, the man forced to eat his own beard at the point of knives and guns...? More »
12th, June 2011
Strange But True
Balawing is the world's shortest man. The man, who lives in Sindangan on Mindanao island in the southern Philippines, stands at a small 59.93cm (23.6 inches) tall... More »
12th, June 2011
Reviews
It's been snowing on the top of Mount Snowdon.The Telegraph is shocked. Richard Savill reports on the snow. He makes no mention of global warming. And that's odd... More »
12th, June 2011
TV & Radio
And that was the news... More »
12th, June 2011
Music
1 Iggy Pop is 64. Swearing has not moved on. Hypnotising chickens never guts old... More »
12th, June 2011
TV & Radio
It's wonderful being a girl. It's educational... More »
12th, June 2011
Royal Family
1 The wifelets to the Marquess of Bath have been rowing over who would sleep with him... More »
12th, June 2011
Key Posts
Allen is the epitome of convention. If a political grandee married like this, the cool kids would puke with laughter... More »
12th, June 2011
Key Posts
5 Natasha Giggs has dispensed with the close friend, and seeks to give a first hand account of her alleged affair with Manchester United footballer... More »
11th, June 2011
Reviews
More people have died from poo-fed organic German vegetables than from the Fukushima nuclear meltdown... More »
