Did Blackburn Council Know Osama Bin Laden Was In Its Twin Town Of Abbottabad?
The Lancashire Telegraph reports that Abbotabad, the the Pakistani town where Osama Bin Laden was hiding, was in a school twinning partnership with Blackburn... More »
Trooping The Colour Photos: Prince William Top Rooney And Kate Smells One
William and the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, have been trooping the Colour. You who have not been trooping might think it a kind of camping, or yomping.... More »
Mug Shot Of The Day: The Bearded Woman Of Florida
Mug shot of The Day features the face of 61-year-old Gwendolyn Shack, of Lakeland, Florida. More »
Lily Allen Marries Sam Cooper: Wedding Photos
Lily Allen married her lover Sam Cooper at St James The Great Church in Cranham... More »
Climate Nazi Richard Glover Teachers Stupid Americans About Irony
No-one thought to tell Glover that if you publish words on the internet, people who once had their arms forcibly tattooed for not believing the same as the experts might think you’re a bigoted Nazi... More »
Ryan Giggs Faces 'Jail': Manchester United's Model Of Discretion Refuses To Kiss 'N' Tell
Ryan Giggs is going to jail? It makes a change from news that Ryan Giggs is going to Wembley. Or Ryan Giggs is going to a hotel room in Manchester with your wife... More »
Why Is U2 So Popular? This Is A Great Answer
Imagine you’re a middle-aged, upper-middle class male.You live in a large metropolitan area. You have a good job. Your wife does Pilates... More »
Tennis Totty Rafael Nadal Slips At Queen's: Andy Murray and James Ward Glide On
The totty might be gone but Andy Murray is still there and so too is British number two James Ward... More »
Russell Crowe Is Foreskin Man: Actor Purges Twitter Of Baby-Cutting Jews
You Jew barbarians are cutting your babies. No offence. But you Jews barbarians are cutting your babies. You are hereby banned from following Crowe. The Book, sorry, Tweet of Crowe is forbidden to you Jews... More »
Angela Merkel Has The Hots For Michelle Obama: Photos
Michelle Merkel really, really, really likes Michelle Obama. It might be love... More »
Dambusters Dog Nigger Renamed Digger: Stephen Fry Casts 'Paki' The Terrier In Lead Role
Guy Gibson's black Labrador, has been renamed Digger for the new film version of the DamBusters raid of WW2... More »
Bilderberg Group Profiles: Mustapha Koc - Of Koc Holdings
THE Bilderberg Group has been meeting at the Svretta House Hotel by St. Moritz resort, Switzerland. It’s all shadowy stuff... More »
Rihanna 'Gropes' Underage Fan And Parent Goes Mental: Photos
Rihanna was once a really enjoyable pop-star. Now, she's a controversy-machine, continually setting out to shock people without letting up... More »
Roy Skelton RIP: Voice Of Zippy And Daleks Remebered
"I can walk down the street and no one knows who I am. People don't say, 'There's Zippy', or ask me to say, 'Exterminate!' I sometimes wish they did"... More »
Man Carrying Marten Hits Washington Man On Nose
A 33-year-old man is holding an omnivorous mammal by the tail. He has broken into a residence of a 41-year-old male... More »
'I Am Ryan Giggs - And I Support Brothers For Life' - Manchester United Star's Irony Masterclass
Ryan Giggs, the married footballer accused of shagging his brother's wife, one Natasha Giggs, formerly Natasha Lever, wants to tell you something... More »
Inflatable Terrorist Who Took Blow Up Doll To School Faces 8 Years Jail
Tyell Morton, 18, has been rusticated at Rushville High School for taking a blow-up doll to school... More »
Prince Philip Eats Cheese: Photos Of The Man's Private Life
Happy birthday Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark, Phil The Greek, Philip Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg. You are The Gaffemeister.. More »
Gay Girl In Damascus Is Dead In Syria: Robert Tewdwr Moss Murdered In London
For an insight into the repressed cock-cocking realities of Syria, you need to read this... More »
Woman Gets 3,200 Piercings In One Sitting: Photos Of Chronic Pins And Needles
At the Inktoxicated Tattoos in Las Vegas Staysha Randal took the world record for having her body pierced 3,200 times in a single session.... More »
Natasha Giggs Had Sex With Rhodri's Best Man Will Mellor? More Ryan Giggs Shag 'N' Tells
Ryan Giggs, Natasha Giggs, Rhodri Giggs, Manchester United and Imogen Thomas... How are they all? Let’s see in today’s round-up of Giggsy’s Jiggsys... More »
Woman Who Impaled Vagina On Picket Fence While Peeing Sues Ex Lover
To Australia, where Michelle Egglestone of South Ballarat, is seeking damages for a fall sustained when she was fell on a picket fence while peeing from a veranda... More »
Rowan Williams Proves He Exists: All Views On Archbishop's Attack On Coalition
Williams say no-one believes in the coalition. There are, after all, no old books to prove its existence. All the views on what he said... More »
One Legged Man Leaves Trail Of Footprint At Scene Of Crime
David Phillips is the one-legged burglar caught after leaving tell-tale trail of solitary footprints from the crime scene... More »