When Prince Charles Met Shrek: Photos Of A Hairy Moment
To the “special performance” of Shrek The Musical at the Theatre Royal in Drury Lane, London... More »
What Did You Do When The World Ended?
When the world ended on May 21, 2011, what did you do? What would Jeremiah Wilson do?... More »
Kim Kardashian Had An 'Affair' With Someone You Haven't Heard Of: Launches Perfume
Kim Kardashian (she's the Kardashian sister who had a sex tape online if you can't tell them apart) is getting married soon... More »
Madeleine McCann And The Psychic Mass Murderer Of Liberty Texas
Hickman wants to know the answer to this question: “Do the police use psychics to help them?” He asks in light of a psychic who told police in Liberty, Texas, that 30 bodies – men, woman and – oh, dear god - children – were buried in a pit... More »
Justin Bieber Is A 22-Year-Old Woman Called Dani Shay
Shay, 22, is woman who looks like Justin Bieber. Shay is on America's Got Talent, singing her song on the Houston, Texas auditions... More »
World's Most Pierced Woman Marries In Edinburgh: Photos
Elaine Davidson is the woman with 6,925 piercings marrying Douglas Watson in Edinburgh to Douglas Watson... More »
The Darkness Presents The Top Ten One-Hit Wonders Of The Noughties
Justin Hawkins of The Darkness was on stage at the O2 Shepherd's Bush Empire in west London, the band's first show in London after reuniting. Of course, they only had one hit, "I Believe in a Thing Called Love"... More »
Human Boy For Sale In Vending Machine: Video
For a few coins, you can take home three-year-old Tyler Bussier. Angelina Jolie and Madonna may prefer officialdom when shopping for kids, but in Australia they do things simply... More »
New Dog Breeds Created: The American English Coonhound Is Approved
The American Kennel Club has bowed to pressure and labelled that dog a American English Coonhound... More »
Mega Python vs. Gatoroid: Tiffany Fights Debbie Gibson
Who is bigger and badder in Mega Python vs. Gatoroid? Is it the huge snake? Is it the massive gator? Is it Debbie Gibson?... More »
Tony Blair's Dream Of A European President Is Against Democracy
The front page of the Times announces "Europe Needs A Leader". This statment is illustrated by a photo of Tony Blair with his arms outstretched... More »
Cambridgeshire's Poppy Burge Gets £6k Boob Job As Seventh Birthday Present
Says Poppy: “I can't wait to be like Mummy with big boobs. They're pretty”.... More »
Drunk Takes Massive Tumble Down Steps By London's Savoy Hotel: Video pot
In this video, the drunk leaves London's Savoy hotel. falls down the steps. He falls down some more steps. He then falls in the road... More »
Looking For Amina Abdullah Arf: The Gay Girl In Damascus Mystery - Is She A Fake?
Amina Abdulla Arf is missing. She is a Syrian-American lesbian blogger. You might have seen Amina Abdallah Araf being kidnapped in Damascus... More »
How To Date Women In New York And Maybe London: A Video Guide
Art Malov is her to tell YOU how to flirt and pull chicks. Sorry, Art. How to get with hos. No. Too much. How to pull the birds... Sheesh... More »
Carol Voderman Wins Rear Of The Year Ahead Of Pippa Middleton's All Encompassing Bum
The odd thing about this vote is that pretty much no-one has mentioned Voderman since her carcrash appearance on Question Time when she revealed herself to be a mean-spirited, vinegar-faced harridan... More »
Simon Cowell Vomited Into His Hand At Ronan Parke Fix Claims
Simon Cowell may seem, but there's nothing wrong with his gut, as he produced enough bile to feel physically ill as claims of 'FIX' swirled around him concerning warbling foetus, Ronan Parke... More »
Guardian Comment Network Aims To Own Your Independent Blog - Comment Is Free
Can The Guardian take contols of blogs?... More »
Rihanna's Lap Dance Is Short, Over-Priced And Elitist: Video
You know why Rihanna is giving a middle-aged woman an on-stage Lap Dance during her Loud Tour in Baltimore?... More »
Did Soiled Ballot Papers Cost Pippa Middleton Rear Of Year Title? Photos
Middleton is not the Queen of Bums, Arses and Backsides. Pippa did not win the coveted Rear of the Year title. The winner is Carol Vorderman... More »
Glamour Women Of The Year Awards 2011 In Photos: Kim Kardashian Beats Asma Al-Assad
Kim is holding the gong for the Entrepreneur of the Year award. It is an appropriate award for the TV star.... More »
Test Match Special Discusses Kevin Pietersen Pulling On A Rubber: Audio
Agnew is in the box with Michael Vaughan, Asks Agnew: "It's not easy putting a rubber on, is it?" More »