8th, June 2011
Strange But True
Wayne Rooney's New Hair Related To Shrek The Sheep
Following news of Wayne Rooney’s hair transplant, we bring news of the death of Shrek, the famous New Zealand sheep... More »
8th, June 2011
Strange But True
8th, June 2011
Strange But True
Dad Pulls Gun At Party When Children Don't Get Ice-Cream And Cake
Hayes is Our Dad Of The Year. When his children were given neither cake NOR ice cream at a South Memphis party, he pulled out a gun... More »
8th, June 2011
Sports
Ryan Giggs' Women: Lorraine Lever, Natasha Giggs And Pregnancy Sex (Photos)
Now we learn that the Manchester United player flirted with Natasha’s mum, the lovely Lorraine Lever... More »
7th, June 2011
TV & Radio
Sung-Bong Choi Is Korea's Got Talent: He Ticks All The Boxes
Sung-Bong Choi is the star of Korea's Got Talent. Not all of Korea, obviously - just South Korea... More »
7th, June 2011
Key Posts
My Social Tattoo: Facebook Addict Has 152 Friends Faces Tattooed On Body (Video)
In this video called My Social Tattoo, a Facebook addict has the thumbnail faces of 152 Facebook Friends tattooed onto his arm... More »
7th, June 2011
Key Posts
Barack Obama Is The Natural Athlete Who Never Played Golf With Osama bin Laden
Obama’s golf swing is so good that Politico dedicates three pages of text to it. You might find it hard to read past the first line, but we work on your behalf and can relay this wonderful passage... More »
7th, June 2011
Music
Noel Gallagher Wants Liam To Come And Ruin A Perfectly Good Wedding
With Noel getting married to Who Cares?, thoughts go to the fact that when families get together at a wedding, reunions can sometimes end in fistfights on the car park... More »
7th, June 2011
The Consumer
The 13 Maddest Japanese Adverts Ever: Presented By Glass Armpits
The dog eating crisps stays in the picture... More »
7th, June 2011
Celebrities
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Wife Laughs, Then Probably Cries, In The Face Of Reconciliation
He's probably sent texts to Maria Shriver, his soon-to-be-ex who will take him to the financial cleaners, saying 'I can change', which are clearly very funny if you read them aloud in his voice... More »
7th, June 2011
Sports
Eddie Kidd Completes London Marathon In 43 Days: Finds Bobby Davro
Kidd took 43 days to complete the 31st London marathon... More »
7th, June 2011
Film
Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) Banned In Britain: Tongues In Cheeks Horror Is Just Sadism
You will not be watching Tom Six's Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), the sequel to the 2009 flick the Human Centipede (First Sequence). The BBFC has banned the film for being “tasteless and disgusting”... More »
7th, June 2011
Celebrities
Chantelle Houghton Is Peta's Dumb Animal Of The Month
Houghton is still working for Peta and speaking for those dumb animals. More »
7th, June 2011
Money
Leeds Grandma Wins Lotto Jackpot: Grandkids Burst With Love
You wait ages for one story about how much you love grandma, then two come along at once... More »
7th, June 2011
Music
1 RIP Gordon Lorenz: You Gave Us The Most Unforgettable Song In Pop Music History
RIP Gordon Lorenz. you wrote the hit song There’s No-one Quite Like Grandma. It was sung by the St Winifred’s School Choir, from Stockport... More »
7th, June 2011
Celebrities
Scarlett Johansson's Comfortable Sex Gifs
Johansson would like it put on the record that she IS ''comfortable'' with her sexuality... More »
7th, June 2011
Celebrities
Paris Hilton Pulls Back Her Curtains: Photos And Mum's Doggy Socks
“I cook – I’m a good cook.” That, says Hello!, is just one of the “surprise confessions” that Paris Hilton wants to unburden herself from... More »
7th, June 2011
Key Posts
21 Assad Hires Poor Farmers For Israelis To Shoot On Syrian Border: Truth Hides
Assad allows no foreign media inside Syria. But Assad is banking on those banned journalists being there to film action on the Syria-Israeli border.... More »
7th, June 2011
Reviews
Toilet Anger In Cambridge: Protesters' Wet Patch Highlight Dangers Of Moving Loos
News Story of The Day comes to us via the Cambridge News, where "Campaigners want local toilets to stay put".... More »
7th, June 2011
Music
Cheryl Cole V Run DMC - She 'Talk This Way'
The story of a "nation sweetheart's" X Factor sacking - as told by Jenny Bede... More »
7th, June 2011
Reviews
1 Acting Sergeant Dipprasad Pun Is Every Inch The Hero
Time, then, to salute Acting Sergeant Dipprasad Pun, 31, of the Royal Gurkha Rifles. Don't wait unitl they are dead to praise such people. More »
7th, June 2011
TV & Radio
Paraglider Gets Caughts In Parachute (Video)
You will believe a man cannot fly... More »
7th, June 2011
Sports
5 Free London Olympics Tickets With Pringles Crisps - The Olympic Junk Food
I've been reading that about a million people have missed out on Olympic tickets. Yet last night I saw a Proctor & Gamble advert about winning tickets by buying their products... More »
7th, June 2011
Sports
Jodie Kidd And Prince Harry's Polo Kiss Off: Photos
In our quest for Alternative Olympic Sports, we went to see two polo matches in two days... More »
7th, June 2011
Key Posts
Photos Of Anthony Weiner's Women: Meagan Broussard, Lisa Weiss And Nicole Gennette Cordova
With the media watching, Weiner says he also exchanged "messages and photos of an explicit nature with about six women”. They are Weiner’s Weimen... More »
7th, June 2011
Sports
Video: Nathasa Giggs Pushes The Button As Sister Drinks With David Beckham
The woman who claims to have slept with her brother-in-law Ryan Giggs, is not on Jeremy Kyle's show for a lie detector test (yet) – she’s on... More »
