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18th, May 2011 Celebrities 16

Photos Of Mildred Baena: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Love Baby Mama Exposed

Schwarzenegger fathered a child by a staffer named Mildren Beana before he began his politcal career. The story never came out until now... More »

18th, May 2011 Strange But True 1

Flying Dog Falls On Old People

How did May the stray toy poodle come to fall from the sky into Canada's Sechelt's Shorncliffe Nursing Home...? More »

18th, May 2011 Reviews

AGW Sage Now AGW Skeptic: David Evans Exposes The Myth Of The Science

The debate about global warming has reached ridiculous proportions and is full of micro-thin half-truths and misunderstandings. I am a scientist who was on the carbon gravy train... More »

18th, May 2011 Strange But True 3

Woman Kicked Off Train For Talking Loudly On Mobile Phone

To Oregon, where Lakeysha Beard's loud talking on her phone has caused other passengers in the "quiet zone" carriage on the Amtrak service to complain... More »

17th, May 2011 Celebrities 1

Angelina Jolie Adopts Kung Fu Panda

Jolie will now explain what Kung Fu Panda, a cartoon about an obese panda bear that learns to kick a snow leopard in the face, means to her and her kinfolk... More »

17th, May 2011 Key Posts 1

Queen's Visit To Ireland In Photos: Day 1 - Sights, Fights And Gobshites

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17th, May 2011 Celebrities 6

Arnold Schwarzenegger Secret Love Child Exposed: The Sperminator Explains

Schwarzenegger, now known as The Sperminator, has not only been shagging the help but, moreover, fathered a child by one worker at his family home.... More »

17th, May 2011 Celebrities 1

Imogen Thomas: Blackmailer Or Not?

THIS writer has been warned away from a number of stories thanks to the ubiquitous Superinjunction. Kinda irritating when you meet the celebrity in question and have to stand there with a big shit-eating grin on your face, coupled with whitened knuckles of frustration. More »

17th, May 2011 Celebrities

Is Cheryl Cole Dating Steve Jones In Moist Publicity Stunt?

Since Cheryl Cole split with that dastardly greed-monger, Ashley Cole, she's been somewhat billed as some kind of forlorn, sexless damsel, just looking for anyone, ANYONE to make her happy... More »

17th, May 2011 Royal Family

Prince Philip's Bobby Sands Joke In Full

No bomb went off in Ireland today. Prince Philip did not drop the M-bomb (Mick), P-bomb (Paddy) or F-bomb (Fenian)... More »

17th, May 2011 Celebrities 1

Pippa Middleton's Bum Is Served With Strawberries and Lashings Of Cream

Finally, we can tell you that Jonsson has views on the woman “the likes of which we have never seen before”... More »

17th, May 2011 Royal Family 8

Prince Harry And Chelsy To Marry For World Peace

Newis that Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy are “BACK ON!" They are to “give their love another try”... More »

17th, May 2011 Reviews

Australian 'Reporter' Finally Crashes His Bike

To Australia, where Indigo Wood, a former "Reporter ABC Hobart" and communication expert is refusing to change his ways no matter how dangerous... More »

17th, May 2011 Reviews

Did Israel Attack Or Defend? A Media Debate

The Telegraph reports on the fighting along three of Israel's borders: "Israel attacks Palestinian border protests"... More »

17th, May 2011 Madeleine McCann 12

Madeleine McCann: As A Ward Of Court Will Our Maddie Reappear Only To Vanish Again?

How would the Metropolitan Police deal with Dr. Gerry and Dr. Kate McCann if they again demand answers and ask to see the evidence?.. More »

17th, May 2011 The Consumer 1

Osama bin Laden's Last Breath For Sale (In A Can!)

Capitalism beasts Jihadism in the big smack down... More »

17th, May 2011 Strange But True

Mum, Dad, Four Kids And A Baby Rob Petrol Station

The 49-year-old Malaysian taxi driver, his wife and their five children, including a baby girl, are robbing a petrol station in Bandar Baru Permas Jaya... More »

17th, May 2011 TV & Radio

Little Dmitri Medvedev Meets Littler Dmitri Medvedev In Dance Off

Anorak is always on the look out for the next big thing in world statesmen. And we think we've found Russia's next Dmitri Medvedev... More »

17th, May 2011 Reviews

Daily Mail Scare Stories: Catching Asthma, Nutty Digestives And When Siblings Kill

"You might think it’s just a summer cold. In fact, you could be one of the thousands of adults suddenly developing life-threatening asthma”... More »

17th, May 2011 Royal Family

Queen Wears On-Trend Orange For Irish Trip: Black And Tan So Last Year

Elizabeth has selected her outfits in an effort to blend in while also standing apart... More »

16th, May 2011 Photojournalism

Photos Of The Day: Flying Tuna, Her Front Bottom And A Zipped On Head

Photos of The Day feature the woman with a front bottom (literally!), the zipped on head, the flying cans of tuna, the dryest man in the world and Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie's Disney downfall... More »

16th, May 2011 TV & Radio

After Fox Hunting, Beagles Learn To Catch A Ball (Video)

What do you do with a beagle no longer allowed to chase a fox on behalf of the chickens..? More »

16th, May 2011 Politicians 7

Dominique Strauss-Kahn 'Raped In A Parking Lot'

Srauss-Kahn then volunteered to the journalists a hypothetical example of something that could bring him down: "A woman raped in a parking lot who is promised half a million euros to make up her story"... More »

16th, May 2011 Key Posts 8

Imogen Thomas Slept With Star Footballer For Signed Shirt And Tickets? Fans Approve

She says the affair lasted six months. He says he met her three times. The judge says he's not intersted in sexy stories. But you are... More »

16th, May 2011 Celebrities 2

Charlie Sheen Not Happy About Ashton Kutcher Replacing Him, Which Is A Massive Surprise

Remember us telling you that Ashton Kutcher was to replace Charlie Sheen on Two And A Half Men? Do you recall that rising tide of ambivalence toward the whole story in your gut as you wondered why anyone would... More »