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9th, May 2011 Madeleine McCann 3

Keela The Sniffer Dog Earns More Than Chief Constable of South Yorkshire

Did you know that Our Maddie police sniffer dog Keela is earning more money then that Chief Constable of South Yorkshire, Med Hughes..? More »

9th, May 2011 Celebrities

The Ricky Gervais Interview: Whatever Happened To Him?

Ricky Gervais is a friendly-looking chap in his mid-thirties. He speaks in a soft-but-jaunty voice with a distinctive Reading accent... More »

9th, May 2011 Madeleine McCann

Daily Telegraph Says Madeleine McCann Is Dead

"Kate McCann 'felt like committing suicide after Madeleine's death'" - Telegraph... More »

9th, May 2011 Reviews

US Vogue Removes Fawning Tribute To Asma al-Assad: Syria's Eva Braun?

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Osama Bin Laden's Martyr's Sea Burial: The Truth About Muslim Radicals

Osama Bin Laden is buried in a "Martyr's Sea". Well, so say "Muslim radicals". Richard Bartholomew investigates more media hype and nonsense... More »

9th, May 2011 TV & Radio

Cheryl Cole Wins US X Factor, Loses Feet: Photo Horror

You do what you must to get ahead... More »

9th, May 2011 Reviews

Looking For Raoul Moat: Sun Auditions Dave Cawston

Cawston, of Costessey, near Norwich, is said to have told the Sun he would “make Raoul Moat look like a f****** fairy"... More »

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Madeleine: Second Extracts Of Kate McCann’s Book

Day 2 of the Sun’s serialisation of Kate McCann’s book Madeleine - a smashed bed, a suicide and paedophiles... More »

8th, May 2011 Reviews

Derek K Miller: When A Blogger Dies

Derek K Miller proves that blogging is a human activity. He died... More »

8th, May 2011 Key Posts 4

World War One In Incredible Photographs: Every One An Epic Story

We asked the question: how will World War One be remembered? The answer: photographs... More »

8th, May 2011 Reviews 3

Claude Stanley Choules' Death Moves The Great War Towards Dead History

When Claude Stanley Choules died an era – the First World War - came closer than ever to being dead history... More »

8th, May 2011 Sports

Stoke City And Alan McInally Battle For Stupidity: Arsenal Limp Off

Stoke's fans then up the ante by booing Ramsay for having the temerity to walk again, let alone play football... More »

8th, May 2011 Sports

Imogen Thomas Sex Stories: Craig Richards Gets It Off His Shaved Chest

The love rat the media is banned from revealing by order of law is the victim. He was tempted away from his marital home by Thomas... More »

8th, May 2011 Politicians

Ed Miliband Won't Dance On Margaret Thatcher's Grave: But He Might Play The Accordion

Ed Miliband posed for a smiley photo with Nottinghamshire Labour council candidate Keir Morrison who was wearing a T-shirt... More »

8th, May 2011 Photojournalism 2

How To Avoid Deep Vein Thrombosis

Nuts..? More »

8th, May 2011 Key Posts

Muslims Against Crusades Kill Prince Harry With Laughter

How powerful are the MAC lads? Well, the paper says they “tried to storm the US Embassy in London on Friday”... More »

8th, May 2011 Key Posts 3

Madeleine McCann: Introducing German Child Killer Martin N

Introducing a new suspect to, coincidentally, coincide with the release of Kate McCann's new book called Madeleine. Meet Martin N... More »

7th, May 2011 Sports

Preston North End Manager Threatens To Shoot Down Blackpool FC Plane

Phil Brown, the manger of Preston North End Football Club, is trying out as the face of Lancashire terror... More »

7th, May 2011 Key Posts

Time Magazine Rubs Out Osama Bin Laden: Navy Seals Advertise For New Killer

The US Navy Seals killed Osama bin Laden. If you want join them, you can. They advertise... More »

7th, May 2011 Key Posts 3

Kate Middleton Photos: Upskirts, Bikinis And Roller Blades

Middleton is no more. Princess Catherine is the way ahead. Here’s a look at some memorable moments with Our Cathy... More »

7th, May 2011 Sports

Queen's Park Rangers Fans Demand Title Change: Pitch Invasion Photos

Queen's Park Rangers are up into the Premier League. And the fans are on the pitch – some of them for the third time this season... More »

7th, May 2011 Strange But True 1

Jesus Beaten Up In Whitstable, Kent: Local News Quote Of the Week

"We were surprised when we heard police sirens and saw blue flashing lights..." More »

7th, May 2011 Strange But True

Artist Suffocates In Performance Artwork

The art world is taking note of Colombian art student John Jairo Villamil... More »

7th, May 2011 TV & Radio 3

Dog Waits For Statue To Throw The Stick: Video

Go on... throw it... Pant... Go on.... Owwww. go on.... More »

7th, May 2011 Sports

Seve Ballesteros Proved Golf Is Not Just For Elitist Farts: Photos

Didn't make this cut but always had the balls to stand up and show a prejudiced and elitist golfing establishment their sport could be fun... More »