Eurovision 2011: Blue Are Now A Cartoon
Blue the UK entry into the Eurovision Song contest, have been turned into a two cartoon... More »
Ian Tomlinson Was Killed By A Rogue System: Harwood Is Just A Product
PC Simon Harwood, a member of the Metropolitan Police's Territorial Support Group, used "excessive and unreasonable force" against Ian Tomlinson at the G20 protests in London... More »
Mariah Carey Wants Everyone To Guess Her Twins Names
Mariah Carey is, of course, more mental than a tree filled with talking toasters. She became pregnant with twins, which left the universe considering implosion briefly. Could the human race stand Mariah gloating about her working ovaries? Could we collectively take the cloying... More »
Royal Wedding Royals: Kings And Queen's Of Nowhere
They are regents of land that does not want them and having thrown them out changed its name to make re-entry problematic... More »
Prince Charles Flies By Jet To Talk About Sustainability
Charles, the heir who invited us to "travel back in time to see the world as the ancients saw it", has gone by private jet the US... More »
Police Break Up Rave On Isolated Saddleworth Moor With Predictable Results
Did you got to the rave on “isolated” Saddleworth More, the one that ended with, as the MEN reports, “attacks on police cars”... More »
Megan McArdle Was Wrong About Martin Luther King
McArdle highlights a tweet doing the rounds after Osama Bin Laden’s death was confirmed by official sources... More »
Pippa Middleton, Alexander Guy Rushworth Loudon And Life At Olantigh Towers
"So what went wrong for Loudon, an Old Etonian, who left Durham University to spend two seasons with Kent and a further three with Warwickshire.." More »
Madeleine McCann: A Private Mass Appeal At Four Years Missing
It's four years since Madeleine McCann disappeared. For those of you who have followed the story on Anorak, the story began here... More »
Princess Beatrice's Hat Is Now A Meme: Photos
Beatrice's hat - the shagging swan sperm she wore to the Royal wedding of Kate Middleton and Prince William - is now a meme... More »
Three Men In A Rubber Boat Win Andy Flintoff Award For Sailing
They were dressed in the appropriate Flintoffian attire of shorts and T-shirts, and buffed against cold, pirates and cabin fever by a bottle of wine... More »
Photos Of The Day: Glasgow Drivers Outsmart Clampers
In Glasgow, the keepers of law, order and appropriate parking can keep the clamped car... More »
Osama Bin Laden Dead: Newspaper Front Page Push Fear, Joy And Hate
Osama bin Laden is dead and the news media use the demise of the Al Qaeda leader to push their own agendas. Let’s look at the those front page-headlines: More »
Like The 9/11 Victims, Osama Bin Laden 'Had It 'Coming'
The Guardian‘s Michael White: "...friends of mine – muttered quietly when they watched the twin towers fall in Manhattan that “the Americans had it coming”... More »
Bush Haters Say Obama Won The War On Terror: Hillary Clinton Disagrees
Obama killed Osama. That's the gist of the chant outside the White House. "Yes we can," comes the chant... More »
Who Faked Osama bin Laden's Death Photo?
Anyone looking for a conspiracy, won't have to look far... More »
Ed Miliband Plays Cricket With A Tennis Ball And Gets Off With Girls
Anorak wondered if this marked the beginning of Miliband’s campaign to revisit all his old failures from his youth... More »
Osama bin Laden Joke Of The Day: Sandals In The Bin
The world's most wanted man has been "disposed" of at sea. You might snort and roll your eyes.... More »
Herald Says Royal Wedding Was jjhkjhkjh kjhkjhkjhk jhjkhj kjhkjhkjhkjhkjhkjhkjhkjh
A "day of paradoxes"... More »
Who Killed Osama Bin Laden? A Story Of US Delight And Pakistan Duplicity
Bin Laden dead. He was hiding by the Pakistani cricketers. Who killed him? More »
US Keeps Osama Bin Laden Reward: Bounty Hunters Chase James J Bulger And Victor Manuel Gerena
Bin Laden is dead. You know how that reward - the $27m for the capture of America’s most wanted man – was going to stave off your personal recession? Well, the Americans have kept it... More »