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29th, April 2011 Royal Family

Royal Wedding Photos: Bucklebury's Olympic Ducks, Morris Men And 'Village Kate'

To Bucklebury, Berkshire, for the inaugural running of the Princess Catherine (Formerly Kate Middleton) Stakes Duck Race... More »

29th, April 2011 Sports

Orgasm Faces Of The 2011 World Figure Skating Championships: Photos

Anorak was interested to see how the skaters at the 2011 World Figure Skating Championship were getting along. We looked... More »

29th, April 2011 Key Posts 5

Facebook Deletes 50 Political Accounts: Dissent Is Censored

Why is free speech, apparently, not welcome on Facebook?... More »

29th, April 2011 Key Posts 3

Second Riot In Bristol Proves Police Never Learn: Photos

What is very evident is that, despite the idiot media and their headlines, and those who are trying to jump on the bandwagon, this was not an anti-Tesco riot... More »

29th, April 2011 Royal Family

Royal Wedding Photos: Prince William And Catherine's Short Motor Home

In what many see as a sign of the common touch, Prince William emerged from the gates of Buckingham Palace to drive himself and Catherine to nearby Clarence House... More »

29th, April 2011 In Pictures

Princess Diana And Price William: The Photos

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29th, April 2011 Royal Family 2

Royal Wedding Kiss In Photos: Grace Van Cutsem (Off) Steals The Show

As Prince William kissed Princess Catherine and flushed a vivid tunic red Anorak’s gaze was drawn towards the screwy face of Grace van Cutsem... More »

29th, April 2011 Key Posts 3

Royal Wedding Totty Watch: Kitty Spencer Gets Her Babs Out

Anorak has yet to see the long form marriage certificate, but the photos and Katie Price’s declaration that she should now be known as Catherine Price is proof enough of a wedding. And then there is the totty... More »

29th, April 2011 In Pictures

Prince William And Princess Catherine Wedding Photos: The Crowds

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29th, April 2011 In Pictures

Prince William And Princess Catherine Wedding Photos: The Ceremony

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29th, April 2011 Royal Family

Kate Middleton's Wedding Dress: Photos

Want to see photos of Kate Middleton's wedding dress, the one that will be hanging in every bridal shop in Shanghai by noon? More »

29th, April 2011 Royal Family

Royal Wedding Song: Jealous German Lament A British Empire Lost

Royal wedding marks a step further away from the ruling house's German roots. More »

29th, April 2011 Royal Family

Royal Wedding Photos: St Salvator's Quadrangle Breakfast

Thousands of people attended the breakfast in the coastal town where Prince William and Kate Middleton's romance began... More »

29th, April 2011 Strange But True

Police Hunt Robbers Disguised By Spray Tan

Police say the men were disguised with "heavy spray-on tan applications (described a dark bronze/black in colour)"... More »

29th, April 2011 Key Posts

Royal Wedding Photos: If You Went To Watch You're In These Pictures

Hundreds of photos of the Royal wedding: if you went to see the show, you're in these photos (probably)... More »

29th, April 2011 Key Posts

Kelner's i Abandons Elitist Prententions And Goes Nuts For 'Shit' Royal Wedding

The paper's poll - "How much Royal wedding coverage do you want to see in i?" - features the option: "Only if the bastards get blown up"... More »

29th, April 2011 Celebrities

Katie Holmes Settles With Rag That Accused Her Of Being A Druggie

Just because Katie Holmes married Scientology poster-boy Tom Cruise, it doesn't mean she's on drugs... More »

29th, April 2011 Key Posts 1

Royal Wedding Pre-Dinner Photos: Who Brought What To Queen's Mandarin Hotel Party

To the pre-wedding dinner hosted by the Queen at the Mandarin Oriental hotel, in the company of the unelectable, shaggable, un-executable, in-bred, thoroughbred Royals of the world. More »

28th, April 2011 Politicians 1

President Donald Trump: We Shall Overcomb

Trump says getting Obama to show us his birth certificate was a great moment. It was a telling moment... More »

28th, April 2011 Celebrities

Paris Hilton And Boyfriend Attacked By Nut Job

Paris Hilton, a woman of no fixed talent, is doing rather well on the stalker front. In fact, one of them is so keen on her that he keeps punching her boyfriend... More »

28th, April 2011 Key Posts 1

Royal Wedding Rant Watch: Melvin From Milton Keynes Is Down The Line (Audio)

Melvin wants to express his views on the royal wedding. Melvin, you are down the line… More »

28th, April 2011 Royal Family 1

Royal Wedding Watch: A Short History Of Teeth

Man gets tattoos of happy couple on his teeth. William and Cathy reflect your love... More »

28th, April 2011 Technology

Turkey Bans 138 Words From The Internet: Teen Forbidden

For example, sanaldestekunitesi.com (virtualsupportunit.com) contains the world “anal”, which is forbidden... More »

28th, April 2011 Reviews

How Europe's Green Policies Create Jobs In The Far East

How Green is Euope? How eco-friendly is The Zone. Not very... More »

28th, April 2011 The Consumer 2

Dos Equis Produces The Most Racist Advert Ever?

And not only racist but also possessed by a smear of misogyny... More »