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28th, April 2011 Royal Family 1

Royal Wedding Graffiti Watch: Don't Hate Kate

Royal Wedding is dividing opinion... More »

28th, April 2011 Royal Family 3

Royal Wedding Smug Watch: Simon Callow Is

Simon Callow, actor, will not be watching Prince William and Kate Middleton tie the knot because... More »

28th, April 2011 Sports

Jose Mourinho Passes His Spurs Interview

Mourinho is all set to sign for Spurs. Well, he's passed his own test... More »

28th, April 2011 Politicians 1

Police Search London Squats For Stolen Electricity: Kate Middleton Waves

As Kate Middleton left Westminster Abbey in London, following a rehearsal for the Royal wedding, police were smashing down doors across London... More »

28th, April 2011 Key Posts

Coco Austin Takes On Kim Kardashian In Big Buttocks Smack Down (With Spartacus): Photos

Coco Austin is the star of a new reality TV show. How did it take so long?.. More »

28th, April 2011 Key Posts 9

Muslims Against Crusades Say Jihadis Plan To Attack Nazi Royal Wedding

Today, a few fearless masked men calling themselves Muslims Against Crusades stood outside Parliament and were heckled by passers-by... More »

28th, April 2011 Key Posts

Wal-Mart Sells Guns Again As Green Power Loses To Greenbacks

Not too long ago, Wal-Mart attempted to educate its shoppers by selling them things they did not want... More »

28th, April 2011 Reviews 3

Who Drew Hitler's Moustache On A Tory Councillor?

Who drew the Hitler-style moustache on the face of Pitcombe’s Tory councillor Tory Mike Beech..? More »

28th, April 2011 TV & Radio

Jamie Redknapp Explains Manchester United

"What a performance from Manchester United, how they're not two or three goals up is beyond me." Only, it isn't... More »

28th, April 2011 Photojournalism

Photos Of The Day: The Squirrel's Nuts

A fine selection of photos today - look out for the squirrel and the bar snacks are free... More »

28th, April 2011 Reviews

Police Fail In Mission To Spark Second Riot In Bristol

A police helicopter circled overhead and the film cameras confiscated. The police then informed the audience that the event was a rave!... More »

27th, April 2011 Politicians

Labour Candidate Lists Facebook Likes As 'Dogging'

“As the Labour candidate for Smithills, Sean Harkin, was recommended by our MP in her election leaflet, I decided to find out more about him..." More »

27th, April 2011 Reviews

Local News Photo Of The Day: The Essex Warning Ghoul

Local News Photo of The Day reaches us from the Essex Echo... More »

27th, April 2011 Music 1

Steven Tyler Took American Idol Job To Irritate Aerosmith Bandmates

Rubber duck faced, No Frills Mick Jagger - Steven Tyler - has been talking about his decision to take the American Idol gig. It seemed a strange decision to stick a supposed wild man of RAWK on the judging panel for a show that, in essence, churns out obedient pop singers... More »

27th, April 2011 Key Posts

Who Is Al Qaeda's Insider At The BBC?

WHO is the BBC employee who may be part of an Al-Qaeda “propaganda media network”? More »

27th, April 2011 Politicians

Obama's Long Birth Certificate Endorsed By Official Cervical Mucus Plug Seal

Obama has decided to show you his birth certificate.... More »

27th, April 2011 Reviews

How Joe Cotton's NUT Speech Was Spun To Promote An Agenda

One of the stories of the day sections of the media are lapping up is that of a 15-year-old schoolboy who delivered a speech at the National Union of Teachers conference in Harrogate... More »

27th, April 2011 Politicians

Queensland Buys T-Shirts From Bangladesh To Promote 'Buy Local' Drive

Following those floods in Queensland, local politico Anna Bligh issued the Operation Queenslander campaign, featuring a call to "Buy Local"... More »

27th, April 2011 Royal Family 1

Royal Wedding Smug Watch: The Roald Dahl Brick Wall

In which the liberal elite tell us why anyone watching the Royal Wedding is an idiot... More »

27th, April 2011 Politicians

Gordon Brown Is Hanged In Downing Street

While Tony looks light of face, shiny eyed and touched by a kind of divine magic, Brown is shrunken, apologetic and small... More »

27th, April 2011 Music

RIP Poly Styrene: 'Oh Bondage, Up Yours!'

RIP Poly Styrene, aka Marianne Elliot Said. Cue the nostalgia. But Poly was once the anti-fashion rebel... More »

27th, April 2011 Celebrities

Kerry Katona On Keeping Private Dan Foden Private

"It’s still early days with Dan and it’s so nice to keeping it all to myself!"... More »

27th, April 2011 Celebrities

Katie Price Regurgitates Bunting For William And Kate: The Worst Photoshopped Photo Ever

Walsh seems to be the only one invited to the party. And you admire her efforts because the shot reveals her to be legless – literally... More »

27th, April 2011 Royal Family 2

Royal Wedding Dress Rehearsal: Photos

Are you there yet? Are you at kerbside for the Royal Wedding parade? If not, you’d best hurry... More »

27th, April 2011 Key Posts

Andrew Marr: Face Of An Incestuous Establishment Media Who Fellate The Elite

Marr, who makes his living as a journalist speaking truth to power and interviewing the elite, suppressed the truth with a super injunction... More »