27th, April 2011
Strange But True
1 Guinness Rishi's World Flag Tattoos Unite Humanity (Not Malawi)
Guinness Rishi carries on his body the tattoos of 185 maps, 165 mini-flags and 2,985 characters of different countries... More »
27th, April 2011
Strange But True
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27th, April 2011
Politicians
New York Times Scooped By The Onion Over Obama's Singing
First the New York Times was scooped by news that Barack Obama sings in the shower. Then... More »
27th, April 2011
Sports
Europe Wins As Manchester United Laugh Off Shalke: Photos
"The typical Manc man is called Paul. He has darts in his right pocket and in his left pocket has a picture of a bulldog... More »
26th, April 2011
Celebrities
2 Nigella Lawson Will Not Be Losing Any Weight Anytime Soon, Okay?
WOMEN! Are you 'curvy'? That's cool. Curves are all well and good. Unless, of course, you're one of those hideous simpletons who consider 'curvy' women to be 'real', therefore rendering thinner women 'fictional'... More »
26th, April 2011
TV & Radio
A 'Professional Russian' Showcases The AA 12 Gun
"Don't try this at home ... I'm a professional Russian!"... More »
26th, April 2011
Reviews
Syria Murders Its Peasants And Vogue Continues To Praise Asma al-Assad
"Syria is known as the safest country in the Middle East," writes the unpsychic author Joan Juliet Buck... More »
26th, April 2011
Strange But True
3 Malaysian Muslims Will No More Dance The Poco-Poco
To Malaysia, where the National Fatwa Council and the Islamists are making a war dance... More »
26th, April 2011
Strange But True
1 Police Break Into Flat Where Possessed Vibrator Is Dancing In The Dark
Police are called. They smash down the door. The 23-year-old woman who owns the flat is out... More »
26th, April 2011
Technology
Taking Photos With iPad2 Makes You Look This Tragic
Are you winning with your new ipad 2, that ergonomic gadget that’s killing American jobs with its success..? More »
25th, April 2011
Reviews
Guardian Cranks Up Its Fight With Julian Assange Over Guantanamo Files
So. What did Julian Assange actually do..? More »
25th, April 2011
Strange But True
Awkward Easter Bunny Moments: Picture Gallery
The Easter Bunny is coming. The Easter Bunny. Run! Save yourselves from the massive rabbit that can pass chocolate eggs... More »
25th, April 2011
Politicians
Nick Clegg Is Nicked: The Hip Hop, Tip Top, Flip Flop Sop
The great educator is portrayed in hip hop musical called NICKED... More »
24th, April 2011
Technology
Is Virus Software The World's Computer Shop Name Ever?
Is VIRUS SOFTWARE the world's worst name for a computer shop selling...software..? More »
24th, April 2011
Key Posts
2 1950s Pin-Ups Before And After The Art Shop
The 1950s Pin-Ups Before and After shows how paint and lighting altered the good looking girl into an ideal. Photoshop always existed – it as just called something else... More »
24th, April 2011
Reviews
Archbishop Says Global Warming Is An Anti-Scientific Myth
"One woman thought it as like asking a withc doctor for a medical opinion"... More »
24th, April 2011
Politicians
1 John McCain Talks Utter Bollocks On Libya: Nation Listens
With Barack Obama looking confused on Libya, it is left to John McCain to explain to the rest of the world just how rubbish it would have been had he beaten The One and become American President... More »
24th, April 2011
Royal Family
Royal Wedding Smug Watch: Mariella Frostrup's Social Climbing
"I’ve promised to climb the 'craig' with my kids, the biggest hill we can see from our house in Ayrshire..." More »
24th, April 2011
Celebrities
Tony Blair Stars In Port Talbot Passion Play: Martin Sheen Is Away
Michael Sheen - or was it Tony Blair? – was playing the role of Jesus Christ – or was it Tony Blair? – in a Passion play in Port Talbot... More »
24th, April 2011
Royal Family
Princess Eugenie Bucks The Royal Gene Pool: Photos
You pour all the genes into a vat, shakes them up and every so often fate deals a card from under the deck and a looker pops out... More »
24th, April 2011
Strange But True
Man Lives Undetected For Months In Milton Keynes Ladies' Toilet
In Milton Keynes, a man is posing as plumber to gain access to the ladies’ toilet. Once inside, the man hides in the ladies’ loos for “hours at a time”... More »
24th, April 2011
Madeleine McCann
2 Madeleine McCann: Fourth Anniversary Tour, With Robert Murat
Olga Craig visits Praia Da Luz four years after Our Maddie vanished: She kicks off the tour in the 17th-century church of Our Lady of Light, “overlooking the sea in Praia da Luz on the Algarve, where the couple feel closest to Madeleine”... More »
24th, April 2011
Strange But True
Mug Shot Of The Day: The Suspected Paint Sniffer
Mr Gibson has been charged with inhaling toxic vapours for the 48th time since 1992... More »
24th, April 2011
Strange But True
Testicles Photographer Hits Codpiece Man In Barnes & Noble Car Park
"Since (the codpiece commenter) has not seen the testicular pictures it is not known the species or age of the testicles in (the testicle photographer's) pictures"... More »
