20th, April 2011
Royal Family
Following yesterday’s news that the Independent admits to writing “shit” stories for “fucking” idiots, we being news that the Daily Express thinks Kate Middleton is a"bitch"... More »
20th, April 2011
Celebrities
PETER Andre is a modern day saint. Think about it. He had sexual relations with Katie Price so no-one else had to. He really took one for the team while Jordan fell on the metaphorical sword... More »
20th, April 2011
Celebrities
Isn't it great that Charlie Sheen is still hauling his lumbering, near-dead frame around while muttering memes and such, in an attempt to get us to shower him with that thing he craves more than money... More »
20th, April 2011
Photojournalism
"Wing" for service... More »
20th, April 2011
Reviews
1 The artwork Immersion, part of the show I Believe in Miracles has been vandalised by Christian fundamentalists against free expression... More »
20th, April 2011
Reviews
On Getty images, Easter is the time to celebrate Jeseus Christ's crucifiction and finel resting place in...Bethlehem... More »
20th, April 2011
Money
This raiding of the public purse is a refined and sophisticated form of theft. The fact that it is legal makes not one whit of difference... More »
20th, April 2011
Sports
3 "Gaddafi is a man I've always admired. I'm telling the truth. I know him and I know Seif, his son. They are my friends." So says diplomatic footballer El Hadji Diouf... More »
20th, April 2011
Strange But True
How would you make Melbourne a better place...? More »
20th, April 2011
Film
Will Arthur launch Russell Brand into the US as an actor of note..? More »
20th, April 2011
Strange But True
"Another said that someone in the group had punched his Mazda as he drove past, causing some damage..." More »
20th, April 2011
Music
4 Gaga is pilloried for being Madonna's cameal - a popstar formed by committee. But the criticism is unfair: Lady Gaga has also adopted the looks of many other singers... More »
19th, April 2011
Music
Boyle is now the Depilated Angel, guaranteed not to chaffe your tongue nor ladder your tights... More »
19th, April 2011
Reviews
The New Statesman's guest-hiring of (not quite) socialite-socialist Jemima Khan has sparked quite a fashion in serious periodical-land... More »
19th, April 2011
Key Posts
4 The Indy produces news on the Middleton jelly bean (her face has been seen in a small sweet) under the headline “Kate Middleton jelly bean expected to fetch £500”. The URL is more factual... More »
19th, April 2011
Money
The bank’s boss, Stephen Hester, has been awarded £7.7 million pay package (a potential bonus of £4.5m shares; £2m annual bonus; £1.2m annual salary). RBS is 83% owned by the taxpayer... More »
19th, April 2011
Celebrities
Awful prog band, Muse, have inexplicably become one of the biggest bands on the planet. With this fame, singer Matt Bellamy has even managed to bag himself a glamorous gal in the shape of Kate Hudson. That's Kate 'the fit one from... More »
19th, April 2011
Reviews
Charles Manson has joined the Al Goreans, a shadowy cult of warmists. Says Manson, the Green Shirt's enforcer is speaking... More »
19th, April 2011
Politicians
4 As for the AV referendum – it is an insult. We wanted a referendum on the EU treaty, and they gave us this instead. The referendum itself, and the result, is a complete irrelevance. It matters not HOW we vote, when we are ruled by an unelected supreme government in Brussels... More »
19th, April 2011
Strange But True
1 Having entered the toilets and locked himself inside a cubicle, the priapic Hardman used his mobile phone to record three images of women's feet and an audio recording of a toilet flushing... More »
19th, April 2011
Key Posts
4 They've painted yellow lines on the pavements of Ripple Road, Barking. They are Barking and Dagenham Council... More »
19th, April 2011
Strange But True
To Florida, where Harry Lee Gray, 67, has been arrested for using his electric chair to ram a woman riding a bicycle and knocking her to the ground... More »
19th, April 2011
TV & Radio
"It's coming in your windows, snatchin' ya burgers up, tryin' to eat em so ya need to hide your soda, hide your fries, and hide your burgers..." More »
18th, April 2011
Key Posts
10 Today's anti-Muslim story is brought to you by the ever-busy “Daily Mail Reporter”... More »
18th, April 2011
TV & Radio
Simon Cable brings news that Britain’s Got Talent is no longer so popular by, er, telling Mail readers on the paper’s front page: “It has been described as ‘a national obsession...” More »
