16th, April 2011
Strange But True
Postman Filmed Pooing In Man's Garden: Package Delivered
"He started pulling his pants down and started defecating and at that point I grabbed my camera and started to take pictures..." More »
16th, April 2011
Strange But True
16th, April 2011
Sports
Chess Compulsory In Armenian Schools: British Youth Go For Ludo Gold
"Teaching chess in schools will create a solid basis for the country to become a chess superpower." But will anyone else notice..? More »
16th, April 2011
TV & Radio
Middle Classes Hire Dog Child Minders As European Au Pairs Reject UK
Recession creates opportunities for pets... More »
15th, April 2011
Key Posts
Chinese Company Names that Say It All
Turd Baby and Watery Coffee Inc. present Chinese company names that say so much about the place... More »
15th, April 2011
The Consumer
Vegetarian Magazine Uses Photos Of Delicious Meat
The photos of delicious non-meaty meals in VegNews, a San Francisco-based vegetarian magazine, might actuially be of meat... More »
15th, April 2011
Celebrities
Jennifer Aniston Breast Cancer Drama: The Truth
Can the National Enquirer beat OK! to the title of Most Disingenuous Front-Page Headline..? More »
15th, April 2011
Celebrities
Rats Decide It Is Payback Time In Glee Star Matthew Morrison House
Morrison went away on his holibobs for a few days and returned to find a group of laughing rodents, having the kind of party as seen in Gremlins 2... More »
15th, April 2011
Celebrities
2 Zsa Zsa Gabor And Husband Are Going To Try And Have A Baby (Yeah, Like That'll Happen)
Have you seen Zsa Zsa Gabor lately? If not, let us give it to you bluntly - she's 94-years-old, is riddled with illness and only has one leg after she got the gangrene... More »
15th, April 2011
Royal Family
2 Royal Wedding Tat Watch: The Cake
Royal Wedding Tat Watch spots the World's Largest Canine Cake - weighing 68kg, 76 inches tall (including the base)... More »
15th, April 2011
Celebrities
Hunting Sly Stallone's Corduroy Bodysuit With Lisa Vanderpump And Charlie Sheen's Wreckage
Anorak's Woman of The Week is Lisa Vanderpump, who turns out not be a drag act at Rubyz, but a “LA success story” profiled in Hello!... More »
15th, April 2011
TV & Radio
Guilty Cat Did It: Video
You loved guilty dog. You'll love guilty cat... More »
15th, April 2011
Photojournalism
Photos Of The Day: The Kate Middleton Monkey Tastes Like Chicken
Look out for the picture of the woman looking for love - she's got knitwear! - the monkey army, the thing that tastes like chicken and a party at Old Mr Anorak's house... More »
15th, April 2011
Celebrities
2 Victoria Beckham Choses 'Unique' Name For Daughter: Leprechaun Brian Beckham
Victoria Beckham is to name her daughter Santa, as in Santa Monica and Santa Claus. The Sun gets a source to say: "Posh thinks Santa Beckham has a lovely ring to it and wants something unique...” More »
15th, April 2011
Strange But True
Woman Loses House Keys: Dies Climbing Through Window
RIP Esther Kline. She was 44. He last recorded words before she became wedged in basement window at her home and died were: “I wish the spare key was here...” More »
15th, April 2011
TV & Radio
Horse Racing Commentator Loses his Voice: He's A Little Hoarse
Little horses outlast a little hoarse... More »
15th, April 2011
Key Posts
8 Easter Eggs Are Banned In Schools: The Spring Sphere Lie
In Seattle, America, the kids are being told that EasterEggs are to be called "Spring Spheres". Well, so says one teenager... More »
15th, April 2011
Key Posts
Braco Heals By Staring, Looking And Gazing At Human Fruits
Braco is the silent guru who will heel by looking at you and places where you live and breathe. Braco gazes. Braco stares. Braco watches... More »
15th, April 2011
Money
The Richest Characters In Fiction (Bible Not Included)
Aliens not included... More »
14th, April 2011
Reviews
Smoking Marijuana Creates 2lbs Of Carbon: Does That Make Obama A Hypocrite?
Not taking into account the burning, just growing weed indoors uses 1 percent of the entire US electricity supply... More »
14th, April 2011
Sports
Helen Wood: Wayne Rooney Saved By Media Misogyny
Helen Wood is today on two newspapers’ front pages. And on both the Star and Sun she is not named in the headline... More »
14th, April 2011
Strange But True
Man Catches Fire Watching Porn
The man sat in the porn booth watching a video has caught fire. Our first thought - like yours - was that friction and godless man made-fibres are a recipe for an inferno... More »
14th, April 2011
Celebrities
Pepsi Drinker Beyonce Knowles Adds Sugar To Michelle Obama's Anti-Fat Drive
Michelle Obama has found a cause. And her cause is to stop you from being fat. Such is the state of freedom in the USA that what you eat and how you move are the business of the First Lady... More »
14th, April 2011
Politicians
3 When Greens Go Rogue And Prepare For Violence
“from my perspective the best approach would be to join the Green Party… and to attempt to stand revolutionary socialists under a Green Banner specifically stressing a ‘non violent’ road to socialism…… however, practically we should start acquiring weapons and the sort of cadre prepared to use them...” More »
