14th, April 2011
Film
Scream star decides to come clean about how she got so good at screaming in the first place - her father used to make her shriek, repeatedly, when she was small... More »
14th, April 2011
Key Posts
2 What it is to be superior to the dolts who buy plates and mugs (how apt). They have no idea that the plate is just a bit of china with a photo stuck on it. Good that the liberal intelligentsia can point out their flaws and call them idiots... More »
14th, April 2011
Music
1 Blue are impressively awful. They make music for people who clearly don't own a rudimentary ear or functioning brain cell. And making up the numbers in the band are Lee 'Doesn't Care About The Victims... More »
14th, April 2011
Reviews
To the BP Annual General Meeting, where shrimp farmer and serial protestor Diane Wilson from Texas has daubed herself with oil to make a point that oil is bad... More »
14th, April 2011
Reviews
To Bolivia, where Gaia, aka Mother Earth, has the same rights under law as humans. In Bolivia, the insects, trees and all living things enjoy equal rights... More »
14th, April 2011
Technology
3 The best music service on the web starts putting the screws on its freebie users More »
14th, April 2011
Reviews
Hugh Grant - yes, the man who is the current incarnation of British movie upper class cock-c**ter - has saved the New Statesman... More »
14th, April 2011
Photojournalism
Mr Kim's tongue scraper will have the girls running... More »
14th, April 2011
Key Posts
In this video, the dog will fail to hump. It is all in the preparation: More »
14th, April 2011
Reviews
“They’re making their statement, I’ve got nothing to do with it now. I’ve let them go to do what they want to do. This is their turf and this is their land...” More »
14th, April 2011
Key Posts
1 Away from the fighting, what is a soldier’s lot like day in and day out? In these photos, you will get an idea... More »
14th, April 2011
TV & Radio
3 Britain's Got Talent is back on the nation's screens. And that means it's time to talk a bout the "news Susan Boyle". Anorak has compiled a list of new Susan Boyles in the news... More »
13th, April 2011
Celebrities
Katie Price - or Jordan if you're from the '90s - has decided to do us all a massive favour by pulling out of this year's London Marathon, saving us all from the awful image of her distorted face and voluminous... More »
13th, April 2011
Music
Justin Bieber has slowly been revealing himself as a little superbrat. An impressive feat seeing as he's only a matter of minutes old, still dripping in amniotic juices and placental gunk... More »
13th, April 2011
Reviews
1 The Dalai Lama – No.2 to Nelson Mandela on the list of people celebrities like to meet - has been at the Citywest Hotel Dublin... More »
13th, April 2011
Strange But True
1 The council of Whitchurch, Hampshire, kindly requests that energy drinks are not served to children under 16 after duck on a Fridays... More »
13th, April 2011
Strange But True
6 In search of outrage, we hear of the three undertakers who “left a corpse in a coffin in supermarket car park – while they went in the cafe for a cup of tea...” More »
13th, April 2011
TV & Radio
2 Whatever happened to Brookside likely lad Brian Regan. He played Terry Sullivan, a chracter implicated in the murder of Sue Harper..? More »
13th, April 2011
Politicians
1 Add these images to Gaddafi's dressing up box and the impression is that Libya is a hotbed of fashion, a land blessed with a rare satorial elegance... More »
13th, April 2011
Key Posts
1 IN "WIDTH THS RING”, the Sun brings front-page news that Kate Middleton is now so thin her engagement ring has been reduced in size to fit her finger. Only, it hasn't... More »
12th, April 2011
Reviews
Best British TV show right now is The Only Way Is Essex on chav channel ITV2... More »
12th, April 2011
Celebrities
1 Do all thin men look gay to Joe Mott..? More »
12th, April 2011
Reviews
1 When Fernando Torres finally scores for Chelsea it will either be a goal of outstanding brilliance or a messy one. What it will almost definitely not be is an important goal... More »
