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12th, April 2011 Music 1

Mariah Carey Is Stupid Because She Thinks Her Unborn Twins Have Different Personalities

It must be slowly dawning on Mariah Carey that she's not the only person on Earth who has ever had a baby. As each new stretch mark appears on her drum-taut stomach and each haemorrhoid pings like popcorn from her anus, her sheer will to make this whole... More »

12th, April 2011 Celebrities 1

Vanessa Hudgens Defends Her Skimpy Outfits In Sucker Punch

Good lord! Hollywood hasn't got a history of using women as sex objects in movies... until now that is! See, the shock and scandal is that, in new action flick - Sucker Punch - Vanessa Hudgens and her costars all parade around in very little clothing and... More »

12th, April 2011 Photojournalism

Photos Of The Day: The Yorky Takes A Chunk

Today's Photos of The Day feature the Yorkshire Terrier going for the full bar; a sign that could only exist in America and... More »

12th, April 2011 Madeleine McCann 10

Madeleine McCann: JK Rowling Denies The Mirror's Advertorial

You know yesterday's Daily Mirror front-page news of the "JK ROWLING MADDY BOOK"? Well, the truth is something else... More »

12th, April 2011 Reviews

Shrien Dewani: What Really Happened At The Priory

Dewani, a suspect in the murder of his wife Anni Dewani in South Africa, has been involved in a “bust up” at The Priory... More »

12th, April 2011 Key Posts 1

Only In America: Photos Of US Culture That Say So Much

These are things that could only exist in America. Things like the children's clothes store for XXXL kidz; the deep-fried garlic mashed potatoes on a stick shack; sexy guns; and how to seduce Jesus - a cosmetic redemption kit... More »

12th, April 2011 Celebrities

Liz Hurley Is The Wicked Queen In Kate Middleton's Fairytale

Hurley is happy. We know this because on the cover of Hello! magazine, Liz rests her chin on a fist covered in shiny stones and says: “I’m happy...” More »

12th, April 2011 Politicians

Anti-Porn Politician Caught Watching Porn In Parliament

Arifinto, an MP for Indonesia's anti-porn Islamic Prosperous Justice Party (PKS), is researching matters... More »

12th, April 2011 Reviews 2

Lady Godiva Turned In Coventry: Coco Austin Approves

The statue of the naked Lady Godiva sat atop an equally naked horse is to be turned... More »

11th, April 2011 Money 1

How Long Will You Live After Retirement? This Graph Answers

How long will you live after you retire? This long... More »

11th, April 2011 In Pictures

Gifs - The Man Boob Grinder

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11th, April 2011 Key Posts 1

Local News Photo Of The Day: The Graffiti Woman

The Northern Echo reports on the innocent victim of graffiti thugs... More »

11th, April 2011 Key Posts 4

Ryan Donovan: How The Media Lied About HMS Astute 'Shooter' Reggie Moondogg

Heard the one about the "secret" rapper who was pals with Tinie Tempah? The tabloids have.. More »

11th, April 2011 Key Posts 2

Jemima Khan: Why Is A Minted Socialite Editing The New Statesman?

When will the left-wing organ open up the editorial floodgates to talents who are not the spawn of very famous rich families and/or international socialites with a lot of crawly friends...? More »

11th, April 2011 Celebrities

Thieves Wisely Pawned Off What They Stole From Paris Hilton

Thieves may not have been very attentive at school but they're not daft. Think about it - when you're locked out of your house, instead of finding inventive ways in, you stand there staring at your dying battery symbol with all the futility of an ice-pop in an inferno... More »

11th, April 2011 Key Posts

Kate Middleton And Prince William Reveal Wedding Dress Nerves In Lancashire: Photos

William and Princess Catherine were in Darwen, Lancashire. This was her final official engagement with Prince William before their wedding... More »

11th, April 2011 Celebrities

Coco Pops Sales Plummet As Jedward's Stupid Faces Adorn Box

Coco Pops are the cereal of the cheeky monkey child. Coco The Monkey has always embodied that vague notion of wacky rebellion, essentially being the spokessimian for those sticking two fingers up at those who say you can't eat chocolate for your breakfast... More »

11th, April 2011 Reviews 1

Now Watch: They've Gone And Stolen Our Weekly Bin Round

What they gone and done now then...? More »

11th, April 2011 Sports

The Alternative Grand National Commentary - No Deaths But Lots Of Swearing

It is NSFW. But, then, seeing two horses die in the sun makes for family viewing and Great British sport... More »

11th, April 2011 Sports 1

Cricket Season Begins In Frenzy Of Sunbathing

So. Why do you spend all day 'watching' cricket..? More »

11th, April 2011 Politicians

Mark Bergfield Is The Man To Shake Up Youth Politics

Will German socialist Mark Bergfeld be the new leader of the National Union of Students... More »

11th, April 2011 Strange But True

Doctor Arrested For Diving While Drunk And Asleep

GP Donald Stuart Clegg is appearing at Bury magistrates' court, having been arrested by police in Prestwich for, apparently, driving while intoxicated and asleep... More »

11th, April 2011 In Pictures

Anti-Abortion Posters - Weird Ones

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11th, April 2011 Strange But True 2

Prostitute Murders Client For Having Herpes

We join the action as Steele arrives at Gray's home for sex. The pair enter a bedroom. They hear a knocking at the front door... More »

11th, April 2011 Key Posts 5

Madeleine McCann: JK Rowling Advertorial As News And Kate's Secret Trips

"JK Rowling’s MADDY BOOK”, is big news in the Daily Mirror, where the Harry Potter’s writer’s new work makes the paper’s front page.... More »