8th, April 2011
Celebrities
1 CHARLIE Sheen, the stumbling, mumbling meme, should enjoy his brief renewal of fame - mainly because it is clearly going to end quickly and painfully. When he was on drugs, he was great fun. Like children round a dead dog, we... More »
8th, April 2011
Photojournalism
Photos of the Day are presented by Geri Halliwell's gigantic pal - is it Photoshop? - and beef with something... More »
8th, April 2011
The Consumer
1 Saucy seaside postcards are not suitable for Her Majesty’s Royal Mail. That’s the official ruling... More »
8th, April 2011
Sports
Who has done more for the sport of Kings than Dodd and his renegade band of jockey-sized Diddy Men..? More »
8th, April 2011
Strange But True
"IT was hard, backbreaking work. It's like Mount Everest. Of course we had to try..." More »
8th, April 2011
Sports
When we last saw Brazil’s latest superstar footballer Neymar, he was fielding a banana allegedly tossed by those fresh fruit-mad Scotland fans at the Emirates... More »
8th, April 2011
Music
1 Jackson has been spotted hanging a baby from the window of The London’s Premises Studios. Can it be that rehashing old songs has failed to keep Jacko in hush money?... More »
7th, April 2011
Strange But True
Wildlife turns the air blue in south west... More »
7th, April 2011
Strange But True
"Backers of the measure say legalizing switchblades would eliminate a need for one-armed people to be forced to open folding knives with their teeth in emergencies..." More »
7th, April 2011
Celebrities
IMAGINE the towering gloom and endless pools of unyielding hate that a man must hold within to think that his life was in desperate need of Simon Cowell, perched at the... More »
7th, April 2011
Music
THE Stone Roses - a band who made one decent LP, followed it up with a collection of odds-and-sods, then bowed out with a sludgy blokerock LP that avowed contrarians defend to the hilt - may be reuniting to pay off some mortgages and generally remind everyone just how awful they were live... More »
7th, April 2011
The Consumer
2 In Sweden one of the course's purgers is defecating on the lawns in front of other participants... More »
7th, April 2011
Key Posts
22 "More than sixty schoolgirls in a seaside town were being groomed for sex by a group of men who have been linked with the unsolved disappearance and murder of a 14-year-old..." More »
7th, April 2011
Key Posts
“I’ve been here for 45 minutes. Everyone was saying it was a turtle – but it looks more like a pig to me”... More »
This year's 3rd World Conference on Climate Change and Wine will feature a keynote speech from Kofi Annan... More »
7th, April 2011
TV & Radio
Ruby The Heart Stealer, aka Pole dancer Karima El Mahroug, is added to the list of housemates... More »
6th, April 2011
Key Posts
6 We know that he might not be true to his wife, swears, spits and is not an international male model. What you might have overlooked is that he is a genius... More »
6th, April 2011
Reviews
1 I thought I'd update this with latest developments because it seems the strike is back on and will take place tomorrow... More »
6th, April 2011
Key Posts
1 JAY-Z, for the most part, is a man you can trust. He's given the world a frightening amount of great hip hop records, shared fine artists like Rihanna via his record label and, of course, he's married to... More »
6th, April 2011
Royal Family
In this week’s edition the magazine pushes the envelope of disingenuous reporting with a “ROYAL EXCLUSIVE” in which we are privy to an “AT HOME WITH HRH PRINCE CHARLES”.... More »
6th, April 2011
TV & Radio
1 Having stopped just short of unveiling Princess Diana on the new look Big Brother, Channels Five leads with news that “YOU” could star on the show... More »
6th, April 2011
Key Posts
Maria Hose Cristerna has had her teeth sharpened into fangs, her eyes injected with colours, horns implanted into her head... More »
6th, April 2011
Celebrities
12 Our world is a frightening and relentlessly cruel place. Each time a decent and talented person like Victoria Beckham tries to take one step forward in this crushing, unloving planet of ours... More »
6th, April 2011
Strange But True
Bizarrely a mutant lobster, which also had an extra claw was caught in the same area by his brother last year... More »
