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6th, April 2011 Politicians

Harriet Harman: Equality Is OK For Everyone Else

Harman, a niece of biographer Lady Elizabeth Longford, and educated at Paul's Girls School, is all for equality... More »

6th, April 2011 Reviews 2

Court Says Underage Girl Seduced Paedophile

David Barnes admitted to having "cyber sex" with a 13-year-old girl. Barnes is 24. He also downloaded child porn... More »

6th, April 2011 Reviews

Scouts To Teach Sex Education: BBC Offers Teaching Aide

Get your badge and move swiftly on... More »

6th, April 2011 Key Posts

Satya Sai Baba Is Ill: Time To Bury The Lie?

Baba is experiencing breathing problems. Will he be ok? Or are his airways blocked by large golden egg?... More »

6th, April 2011 Key Posts 1

EDL: Iran Invades Oldham And Demands British Built Mosques In Mecca

British mosques for British builders! This is a must-see video... More »

6th, April 2011 Key Posts

Nick Clegg Is The Celebrity Empathiser Who Wants You To Give Generously

Clegg. Bit of a knob, eh? But he is worthy of comment. And like all good celebrities, it is being ignored that they most fear... More »

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James Bulger's Killer Robert Thompson's Lads' Holiday: You Outraged Now?

Venables is in jail. So. It’s time to focus on Robert Thompson, the other of James Bulger’s killers... More »

6th, April 2011 Celebrities

Katie Price Has Not Been Stabbed, Just Cut And Stuffed

Katie Price has a fear of being stabbed? She does. OK! says she does. So, she does... More »

5th, April 2011 Music

Plan B Would Like To Do A Comedy TV Show

If his preposterous pop-rap career wasn't comedic enough, Plan B would apparently love to star in a comedy show on the television! Imagine the japes he could get up to! Telling his hilarious stories about selling a bit of weed way back when and 'conquering soul music'! Haw haw!... More »

5th, April 2011 Politicians

Former CIA Analyst Michael Scheuer Reveals Obama's Libya Plan

"You're just carrying water for Obama"... More »

5th, April 2011 In Pictures

Photoshop Lies: The Best Ones

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5th, April 2011 Key Posts

Real Madrid Beat Spurs In Photos (Arsenal Fans Breathe Again)

Of course - of course - Emmanuel Adebayor, a former Arsenal player, would score for Real Madrid against Spurs in the Champions League... More »

5th, April 2011 Key Posts

BBC To Make 'Embryo To Sofa' Show About The Human Virus

Chris Packham is auditioning for the roll as David Attenborough’s Voice of God in Radio Times. But whereas Dave was for life, Packham is, apparently, for death... More »

5th, April 2011 Celebrities

Does Jeremy Clarkson Have Only Half A Scrotum?

Clarkson the likeable gang leader of TV's Top Gear, dislikes shaggers. Only, the Mirror says he might well be one with his alleged mistress Phillipa Sage... More »

5th, April 2011 Royal Family

Royal Wedding Tat Watch: Teeth Rotting Love Hearts

We are shown the one that is "JUST MARRIED". The rest of the sweets in the tube say... More »

5th, April 2011 Reviews 2

Rebecca Godden-Edwards Is Chris Halliwell's Second Body

Those were the remains of Rebecca Godden-Edwards that Chris Halliwell led police to at Baxter's Farm, Eastleach... More »

5th, April 2011 Photojournalism 1

Pictures Of The Day: The Genitals Tattoo

She's put it where she still can't see it... More »

5th, April 2011 In Pictures

Gifs Of The Week: The Blonde Air Bags

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5th, April 2011 Reviews

Ivory Coast: Let's Get The Bad Muslims And Back The Good Christian

Pat Robertson sees the conflict in Ivory Coast in terms of a religious war between Muslim “rebels” and a Christian president... More »

5th, April 2011 Reviews 5

Pastor Terry Jones Would Burn The US Flag Is Was Bright Enough

What's the difference between a freedom lover who hates other people's freedom to worship something he disagrees with and a nutter..? More »

5th, April 2011 Politicians 2

Tory Candidate Caught Lying On Radio: Party Says It Was Not A Lie

Ashley Waterhouse, 22, is the youngish Conservative standing in the Normanton ward calling into the Radio Derby's breakfast show debate on honesty.. More »

5th, April 2011 Key Posts

Glee's Ryan Murphy Apologises For World's Wettest Feud With Kings Of Leon

UNBELIEVABLY there's been bad blood between Glee creator Ryan Murphy and Kings of Leon. A feud ensued between the two, looking for all the world like a battle royale involving butterflies and sleeping voles. More »

5th, April 2011 Film 4

Sharktopus: Half Shark Half Octopus Escapes

SHARKOPUS! It’s half-shark and half octopus? No, it’s not the head of an octopus and the legs of a shark. It’s the other way around! It’s SHARKTOPUS!!... More »

5th, April 2011 Celebrities

Virginal Reese Witherspoon Marries Jim Toth: Horses Nuzzle

Reese is the divorcee marrying in white. She may have had the seamstress complete the virginal look by placing a few stitches in her bottom drawers... More »

5th, April 2011 Royal Family

Royal Wedding: A Look At The Kate And Wills Tat On Sale On London's Oxford Street

Royal Wedding Tat Watch went for a stroll down London's grimy Oxford Street to take look at the Prince William and Catherine Middleton stuff on sale... More »