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1st, April 2011 The Consumer

Heard The One About The Dead Jack Russell Dog In The Butcher's Freezer?

The Boston Standard is reporting that a dead dog - a Jack Russell - has been found in the freezer of a premises, reportedly, once occupied by a butchers in Market Place... More »

1st, April 2011 Reviews

Moussa Koussa Was Seduced To London

Come to London. Meet girls. Free milk!! More »

1st, April 2011 TV & Radio 2

Jack E Jett Uncut - Literally: First Openly Gay Talk Show Host Reveals All

Cult celebrity Jack E. Jett (of groundbreaking American talk show Queer Edge) sits down with provocateur Aurora Bankhead and dishes it up about Sandra Bernhard, eating dildos as a diet fad, censorship and the wrath of PMS on the Go-Go's tour bus... More »

1st, April 2011 In Pictures 1

The Rolling Stones In Photos

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1st, April 2011 Key Posts

Sunday Sport Goes Tits Up: When Rose West Ate My Guinea Pig

The Sunday Sport has gone tits up. And the day this news was announced is... April's Fool's Day. It's fitting, no?... More »

1st, April 2011 Strange But True

Man Dies Of 'Sexual Sweetness'

Mr Jere died of "sexual sweetness" following a dalliance with a prostitute he hired in Blantyre, Malawi... More »

1st, April 2011 Madeleine McCann 1

Madeleine McCann: The Book and The 'Fluffy Worthless Words'

What says Kate McCann of her book that will tells the truth and raise money: She said: “We need action, not fluffy, worthless words”... More »

1st, April 2011 TV & Radio

Baby Filmed Drunk And Disorderly In Las Palmas Bar

To Las Palmas, Canary Islands, where Johannes Nyholm has filmed a drunk baby smashing up a bar... More »

1st, April 2011 Photojournalism

Pictures Of The Day: The Baby In A Bucket

Today's 10 photos of the day feature the baby in the bucket, the tiger dog and the ultimate trophy wife... More »

1st, April 2011 Strange But True 3

Top April Fools Of 2012: Spain Buys Ronaldo, New Air Tax And RyanAir Bans Kids

It'sApril Fools' Day. Here are the pick of the bunch... More »

1st, April 2011 TV & Radio

The Top Five Virals Of 1911

Play it feline flugelhorn... Play it! More »

1st, April 2011 Key Posts 3

Musa Kusa Holds The Establishment Who Knew To Ransom Over Lockerbie

There are many Whitehall and Westminster sphincters twitching and diplomatic chain-mail is being dragged out of the bottom drawers to protect the backs of British Establishment figures who perhaps know too much... More »

1st, April 2011 Politicians

The Truth About Libya's Musa Kusa: How The 270 Were Betrayed

The media looks at a defector wanted by police in connection with the Lockerbie bombing and the murder of Pc Yvonne Fletcher... More »

1st, April 2011 TV & Radio

Big Brother: Jenni Thompson, Rooney And Not Cheryl Cole

Cheryl Cole must be desperate to sign up to present a show peopled by a woman who allegedly shagged a married footballer... More »

1st, April 2011 Key Posts 4

Paul Dacre Ages: A Daily Mail Exclusive

The Daily Mail moves on from insulting women's looks by zooming in on the guilty body part to feature a picture of Lewis Collins, star of The Professionals, as he appears now... More »

1st, April 2011 Reviews 3

The Top Ten Failed April Fool's Jokes

Here are the Top Ten April Fool's Joke Fails. Note: The jokes hereunder were misunderstood at the time and many people took them to be fact. Only now can we laugh... More »

1st, April 2011 Reviews

Fukushima: How The Media Learnt To Love Nuclear Power

The media plutonium lovers are out in force as the Fukushima nuclear plant sizzles on - plainly an awful lot of people have skipped the brain-enriching spinach diet... More »

1st, April 2011 Royal Family

Prince Andrew Made Governor Of New South Wales

Australia's loss is our gain... More »

31st, March 2011 Key Posts

Barack Obama Wins Transparency Award In Private

Obama - not George Bush - wins the Don Rumsfeld Award for doublespeak. You will enjoy this... More »

31st, March 2011 Politicians 1

Syria's President Assad Drives His Own Car Into The Happy Throng: Video

The news cameras look to a lone woman who may be protester. She bangs on the windscreen. "Assad," she cries. "I. LOVE. YOU!" Syrian news pans OUT as the woman is clapped hard by he happy mob... More »

31st, March 2011 Reviews 1

A List Of Australians Anti-Human Campaigner Dick Smith Wants Dead

Here is a list of Australians who would not be alive if Dick Smith was right... More »

31st, March 2011 Reviews 1

Green Dick Smith Wants Australian Families Limited To Two Children

Dick Smith is in favour of less humanity for a greener planet. And because he's rich, we need to listen to him. How did he get rich?... More »

31st, March 2011 Sports

Tiger Woods Seeks The Smell Of Solitude On New Submersible Yacht

Woods' yacht is for sale. Golf plus sailing is Woods' Viagra - a way to get anyone (bored) stiff... More »

31st, March 2011 Money 2

RIP Eddie Stobart: Gordon Brown Knew You

RIP Edward Stobart. You were only 56... More »

31st, March 2011 TV & Radio

Smutley The Cat Has Sex With An Elephant

"Never thought I'd see an ad where someone has sex with a dolphin's blow hole..." More »