31st, March 2011
Strange But True
2 Man With Scales Had Sex With Seven Sheep
To Ghana, where Kwaku Amable is guilty of having sex with seven sheep... More »
31st, March 2011
Strange But True
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31st, March 2011
Key Posts
1 Tabloids Use Thushara Kamaleswaran To Demonise Blacks, Youth And Tories
Thushara Kamaleswaran has been shot in the chest by what the Mail says are villains “believed to be members of opposing black gangs”... More »
31st, March 2011
Reviews
Climate Kinder Love Jet-Set Gillard's Carbon Tax
To Australia’s only carbon neutral high school for news... More »
31st, March 2011
The Consumer
The Abercrombie & Fitch Padded Paedo Bikini: Update
That Abercrombie & Fitch padded paedo bikini is being met with fury. Get a load of that caption... More »
31st, March 2011
Strange But True
Ambilikile Masapile's Loliondo Brew Cures Anything: God Heals Tanzania
Anyone who can reach Ambilikile Masapile, 76, a retired pastor Evangelical Lutheran Church in Tanzania, can get a cup of his magical brew that can cure many ailments... More »
31st, March 2011
Sports
Arsenal's Jack Wilshere Is The Daddy: So Let's Destroy Him
Arsenal’s Jack Wilshere becomes the pivot to England’s gilded future, the tabloids set about destroying him... More »
31st, March 2011
Photojournalism
1 10 Photos At 10: The Last Remaining Chair
A new feature of 10 odd, uplifting and downright stupid photos of the day. It's photojournalism, readers... More »
31st, March 2011
The Consumer
Man Finds Dead Monster In Monster Energy Drink
Vitaliy Sulzhik opens his Monster Energy Drink to find a dead mouse inside.... More »
31st, March 2011
Key Posts
16 Cheryl Cole To Front Big Brother On FIVE, Says Daily Star: Colonel Gaddafi Also In Running
Only, hasn’t Big Brother finished? It has. And isn’t Channel Five, sister organ to the Daily Star, considering a move to reawaken the show? It is... More »
31st, March 2011
Key Posts
12 Teens Risk Their Eyes Using Vodka Tampons: Video
Police are worried about a “dangerous new form of alcohol abuse” – inserting vodka-soaked tampons into their vaginas and anuses to get wasted.. More »
30th, March 2011
Politicians
Police Make EDL V Blackburn Anti-Racists An All Ticket Affair
Only 3,000 people will be allowed to attend the English Defence League v BADUAR (Blackburn and Darwen Unite Against Racism) in Blackburn this Saturday... More »
30th, March 2011
Politicians
Gorby 80 Gala Concert Photos: Mikhail Gorbachev’s Birthday Bash
To celebrate Mikhail Gorbachev’s birthday, the great and good went to the Gorby 80 Gala Concert in London’s Royal Albert Hall in west London... More »
30th, March 2011
Royal Family
Walking With The Wounded Expedition Photos: Photos With Prince Harry's Iced Orange
He pulled on a livid orange immersion suits and dived into the icy waters. He looked like an tangerine wedge floating in a frozen daiquiri at Boujis... More »
30th, March 2011
Reviews
1 Baby Gorilla At Dublin Zoo: Photos To Defy Creationists
The new western lowland gorilla at Dublin zoo weighs only 1.81kgs... More »
30th, March 2011
Celebrities
1 Can Oprah Winfrey Defeat Donald Trump's Hair?
Winfrey wants to let loose her team of stylists on Donald Trump. If he consents to the treatment, we may finally get to see what Trump keeps under his Tidal Wave of hair... More »
30th, March 2011
Strange But True
1 Online Lovers Discover They Are Brother And Sister
When Sarah Kemp and George Bentley met on the internet, a relationship bloomed and blossomed... More »
30th, March 2011
Key Posts
Is The Trowbridge Kebab The Greatest Ever Local News Story?
"Anyone offered kebab meat in suspicious circumstances is asked to contact British Transport police..." More »
30th, March 2011
Key Posts
Berlusconi Hires George Clooney To Play Him In Sex Trial TV Footage
Clooney and Ronaldo are on a list of 78 witnesses named by the prime minister to defend him against charges of sex with under-aged prostitute Karima el-Mahroug... More »
30th, March 2011
Celebrities
1 Jeremy Clarkson's A Funny Foreigner At His Home On The Isle Of Man
Clarkson has a holiday home on the Isle of Man. Anorak can’t put his finger on it but that seems to say much about the Top Gear presenter and professional bloke... More »
30th, March 2011
Sports
England Run Out Words To Describe Ghana
England drew 1-1 with Ghana. It was a game that ebbed and flowed like John Terry's loyalty sacks... More »
30th, March 2011
Reviews
The March For The Alternative Protest Preserves The Police
THE i leads with an “Imbalance of justice”: “138 peaceful protestors charged over Fortnum & Mason sit-in”; “11 rioters charged over West End rampage”... More »
30th, March 2011
Politicians
Nick Clegg's Green Lie Goes Nuclear
The Telegraph creates a storm over Nick Clegg’s kak-handed attempt to create a coherent energy policy. For starters, we have Rosie Prince... More »
30th, March 2011
Strange But True
1 Coventry Poltergeist Is Removals Man Called Jim
The poltergeist moving about a pink chair at their home in Lilley Close, Holbrooks, Coventry, is called Jim... More »
