28th, March 2011
Strange But True
Behold The Wish Statue: Insert Your Wish In A Poignant Place
Now, where to insert your wish in the wish statue..? More »
28th, March 2011
Strange But True
28th, March 2011
Reviews
Abercrombie & Fitch Introduces The Pre-Teen Padded Bikini Paedophile Lure
Thanks to Abercrombie & Fitch, the too-skinny pre-teen can lure paedophiles from their hiding place (Boscombe) by wearing a padded swimsuit. Well, so goes the scare story.... More »
28th, March 2011
Royal Family
Prince Charles And Camilla Head To Theatre Via Portugal, Spain And Morocco
The Prince of Wales and Camilla are in Portugal. They’ve been to the Belem Presidential Palace in Lisbon... More »
28th, March 2011
Key Posts
2 The Ark Royal Is For Sale: And You Can Buy It
If Colonel Gaddafi or any other despots in a bind want it, then do get in touch... More »
28th, March 2011
Reviews
Greens Spread Fear In Australia: Tim Flannery Fries Your Brains
When the Earth melts and everyone is dying the last words you will hear will be Australia's climate change commissioner, Professor Tim Flannery, saying, "I told yer"... More »
28th, March 2011
Strange But True
Sheffield Man Has Haunted Knees
Local news special: when trousers go "Whooooooo!" More »
28th, March 2011
The Consumer
1 The UK's Top Ten Picnic Spots: And Other Views From The Car
The debate has raged over lashings of ginger beer and doggers: what is the best picnic spot in the UK?... More »
28th, March 2011
Strange But True
Man Still Paying Bills Three Years After His Death
No-one noticed because he had paid his bills by direct debit... More »
28th, March 2011
Strange But True
2 Goose Finds Squirrel In Toilet
To Malawi, where Duncan Goose has found a squirrel down the toilet... More »
28th, March 2011
Strange But True
Can Spiders Wipe Out Mosquitoes In Pakistan?
To escape the flood waters in Pakistan, millions of spiders have taken refuge in trees... More »
28th, March 2011
Key Posts
4 Sian O'Callaghan's Death Is Invaded By The Grief Circus
Can so many people who never met Sian O’Callaghan feel so very deeply affected by her murder?... More »
28th, March 2011
Key Posts
World Breast Size Map - By Country (No Vaginas)
When we brought you the World Penis Size Map (by country), many asked if a world breast size map would be forthcoming. Well, here is it... More »
28th, March 2011
Key Posts
9 Jon Venables: Aged 17 He Had Sex With An Adult In Jail
One of James Bulger’s killers is alleged to have had sex with a woman who worked on him at Red Bank prison on Merseyside as his “substitute parent”... More »
27th, March 2011
Key Posts
5 Why Did Anti-Cuts Rioters Attack Charitable Fortnum & Mason's?
Why was Fortnum & Mason's attacked during yesterday's the anti-cut protest? Fortnum’s is owned by a charity... More »
27th, March 2011
Reviews
Japan's Media Apocalypse: Can Slate Readers Avert Nuclear Disaster?
"Help Wanted: Save Japan From Nuclear Disaster..." More »
27th, March 2011
Reviews
Greens Watch Telly For Earth Hour: Australian Warmits Beyond Parody
In London, warmists warmed themselves by forming themselves into gangs and burning wheelie burns... More »
27th, March 2011
Strange But True
1 Suspected Halifax Burglar Falls Down Well During Get Away
The man trapped down the trapped 30ft down an old well next to St Thomas' Church in Claremount Road, Boothtown, Halifax, is wanted by the police... More »
27th, March 2011
Strange But True
Bride And Groom Spend Wedding Night In Jail
"You punched him in the face about three times and when he was on the ground, you kicked him in the head. Indeed the evidence suggests you actually stamped on his head...” Look out! Here comes the bride!!! More »
27th, March 2011
Politicians
The Clean And On-Trend Anti-Cuts Anarchists Are No Radicals
Odd isn’t it that the anarchists always arrive on time, just when you expect them...? More »
27th, March 2011
TV & Radio
Peter Simon's Snot Bubble: Selly Telly TV Star Inflates On Camera
Simon, star of selly telly Bid TV, will now sell you some toilet roll - the one he uses to get rid of his snot bubble... More »
27th, March 2011
Key Posts
Sian O'Callaghan: Beware The Mini Cab Driving Rapist
Sian O’Callaghan: the mini-cab rapists; Melanie Hall imprisoned for seven years (?); Chris Halliwell trusted with boss's daughter; and a second body is found... More »
27th, March 2011
Politicians
1 Anti-cuts Protest Is Evidence Of The Stupidity Of Crowds
As the public sectariat go on the march to protect their grip on our wallets, Liam Halligan, chief economist at Prosperity Capital Management, asks a few questions... More »
27th, March 2011
Celebrities
Peter Andre And Amy Childs Yet To Deny 'Love' Story
Peter Andre yet to deny rumours of a romance with stablemate Amy Childs... More »
27th, March 2011
Celebrities
1 Alex Reid's Suicide: Katie Price Shocker
The News of The World has the headline that Katie Price made Alex Reid commit suicide... More »
