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23rd, March 2011 Key Posts 3

The Christian DVD Player Presents The Jesus Orgasm

"You won't know what you missed but you'll be glad it's not there"... More »

23rd, March 2011 Film 1

Elizabeth Taylor: A Life In Rare Photos

A big life well lived... More »

23rd, March 2011 Celebrities 2

How Elizabeth Taylor Brought About The End Of Humanity: Video

Taylor once tried to bring about the end of humanity. She told us to wear a condom every time we had sex. She did. And you should too... More »

23rd, March 2011 Celebrities

Kerry Katona Seduces Dan Foden Into The Celebrity Petri Dish

Katona opens her mouth in the manner of Nookie Bear trying out a new fist on the cover of OK! and introduces us to her new man... More »

23rd, March 2011 Sports 1

John Terry Is Sleazy Enough To Be England Captain: Rooney Hope Renewed

Terry says he knows he is not liked by everyone. For instance, a player might not like him; but a player’s wife or girlfriend may like him very much... More »

23rd, March 2011 Technology 1

Nuclear Powered Ship Rescues Ships In Frozen Gulf Of Finland

The Vaygach has a sauna and a swimming pool. It is a wonder of engineering... More »

23rd, March 2011 Reviews

Andy Coulson Gets Job 'Protecting Truth' With One Young World

Andy Coulson has a new job. Want to know about it? More »

23rd, March 2011 TV & Radio

World's Got Talent Presents: The Drunken 'Cutie Patootie' Dwarf

World's Got Talent presents the Wonderful Cutie Patootie Dwarf (and Sharon Osbourne)... More »

23rd, March 2011 Key Posts 2

Libya War: Paedo King Gaddafi On Run From Murderous Americans With 40 Virgins

Anorak's look at the war in the news... More »

23rd, March 2011 Strange But True 6

Surgeons Remove Man's Healthy Testicles In Gall Stones Op

"The doctors got rid of some lumps. Only they were two that I had grown rather fond of and wanted to retain..." More »

23rd, March 2011 Strange But True

Woman Finds Brownish Frog In Can Of Green Beans

"I can deal with maybe a grasshopper... But a whole frog? That's a whole other ball game"... More »

23rd, March 2011 TV & Radio 1

The Elephant One-Footed Spin: Circus Trick Of The Day

Animals in the circus is said to be cruel. But maybe - just maybe - the elephant get more girls this way... More »

23rd, March 2011 Celebrities

Peter Andre And An Extraordinary Live-In Hair Stylist

Andre simpers from the cover of OK! magazine. His face illustrates the news: “I CAN’T BELIEVE I LIVE WITH THAT POISONOUS WOMAN”... More »

23rd, March 2011 Reviews

Japan's Media Apocalypse: Susie Boniface Goes Large On Chernobyl

The Government talks down the dangers? Thankfully, the British media can talk it up... More »

23rd, March 2011 Reviews 7

Wind Farms Kills 440,000 Birds Every Year: Cats Still Winning

Who wants renewable power? Who wants wind farms? Bird haters, that's who... More »

22nd, March 2011 Politicians

Gaddafi Invites Suicidal Muslims To Take Out Switzerland: Bombs Not Injections

Gaddafi wnts to annihilate Switzerland, land of civic pride, assisted suicide (the jihadis will enjoy that - although the swiss are not as messy) and racism... More »

22nd, March 2011 Key Posts 1

Helen Staudinger, 92, Shoots Younger Man Who Denied Her A Kiss

He says that while she at his home in Ocala, FL,. Dame Helen asked him for a kiss. No, not of life. Of lust. He declined... More »

22nd, March 2011 Reviews 1

New York Daily News Reporter Gets High On Salvia: Other Hacks Stick To Cocaine And Booze

Irving DeJohn is the Daily News reporter investigating whether he will die from a legal high called Salvia... More »

22nd, March 2011 Reviews

Sian O'Callaghan: The Search In Savernake Forest

The missing Swindon woman in the news: Savernake Forest, the missing phone and kerb crawlers... More »

22nd, March 2011 Reviews

RIP Lance Corporal Liam Tasker: What Will A Soldier In Libya Have Died For?

Cprl Tasker was the 358th member of the British armed forces to die since operations in Afghanistan began in 2001... More »

22nd, March 2011 Reviews

Students Refuse To Riot At Scottish Parliament Protest: We Take Pictures Anyhow

One had a sign saying that he could not afford a proper sign. Although he could afford Converse trainers... More »

22nd, March 2011 Key Posts 24

Richard Littlejohn Says British Should Not Mourn Racist Japan: Is He Beyond Parody?

Littlejohn takes the time to tell Daily Mail readers that if his wife’s grandfather were alive today he would not have shed a tear for thousands of Japanese killed by a tsunami... More »

22nd, March 2011 Celebrities

Teenage Cancer Trust Comedy Night Does Not Present The Death Of Jeffery Archer

Anorak hates stand-up comedy. The only two shows we ever saw were poor man’s Sid James, Arthur Smith, and d Jerry Sadowtiz, who seduced us to the cheap seats on the back of a sketch called “The Death of Jeffrey Archer”... More »

22nd, March 2011 Music

Rebecca Black To Perform For Rebels In Libya: Gaddafi Pays

Black's dire tune in praise of Friday has been downloaded 2million times... More »

22nd, March 2011 Politicians 2

A History Minded Jesse Jackson In Dublin: Photos

Former presidential candidate Reverend Jesse Jackson - he was going to be the US's first black leader - has been to Trinity College Dublin... More »