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19th, March 2011 Key Posts

Jersey Man Pay's £78,000 For Kate Middleton Old Dress (Still Warm And Unwashed?)

Some readers may find it big creepy to buy a woman’s dress (still warm and unwashed is extra?) but not our patron, Old Mr Anorak... More »

19th, March 2011 Key Posts

The Super Moon In Incredible High Resolution Photos: The Lunar Rock Looms Large

Sometimes you just have to stop and stare as the moon was at its closest point to the Earth for almost two decades... More »

19th, March 2011 Sports

Manchester United Win The Premier League Against Bolton As Arsenal Finally Score: Photos

Did Manchester United's graceful Dimitar Berbatov just win the Premier League for Manchester United with his late goal against Bolton? More »

19th, March 2011 Politicians 2

Gaddafi Might Laugh: Libya Carved Up By Belgium And Friends

Gaddafi, the old gangster, might laugh. This is how his country is being carved up by the great and good.... More »

19th, March 2011 Celebrities

Charlie Sheen Is Now A Terrible Tattoo

How will you remember Charlie Sheen when his nuclear meltdown has ended?... More »

19th, March 2011 Music

Jet Harris RIP: Cliff Richard Had A Sex Life

You were born Terence Harris. you were one of The Shadows, Cliff Richards' backing group... More »

19th, March 2011 Key Posts 1

Japan's Media Apocalypse: Daily Mail’s Richard Shears Sees Cowardly Japanese And Brave British Hookers

Tokyo is dead. Well, it is according to the Daily Mail's Richard Shears who says nobody wants to breath the deadly air in the ghost town... More »

19th, March 2011 Sports

Manchester City's Mario Balotelli Can't Get His Bib On: Chucks Toys In Video

City's £24million starlet Mario Balotelli can't operate a bib... More »

19th, March 2011 Key Posts 32

Casey Heynes Is Anorak's Man Of The Year: Teenage Victim Hits Back At Bully (Video)

Heynes, 16, has been suspended from Chifley College, Dunheved Campus in St. Marys North, NSW, for what you are about to see in the video.... More »

19th, March 2011 Strange But True

Breed Of Bright Orange Monkey Apes Katie Price And WAGs

News reaches us that monkeys have evolved into celebrities.... More »

19th, March 2011 In Pictures

Film Gifs - Fantastic Bursts Of Movie Magic

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19th, March 2011 Celebrities

Katie Price And Leandro Penna Smooch In The Queen's Box At Cheltenham

More chances to see Katie and Leandro's deep love... More »

19th, March 2011 Technology 1

Iran Launches Monkey Doll Into Space: Keith Harris Delighted (Ahmadinejad Missing)

he Islamic republic plans to send a manned spaceship into space by 2022; in this experiment they made do with launching only a monkey doll... More »

18th, March 2011 Reviews 2

Bahrain Destroys The Pearl Monument While UN Looks Other Way

The place where the protesters massed has gone. The area is being spruced up to "optimize services and improve the infrastructure"... More »

18th, March 2011 Reviews

Japan's Media Apocalypse: As Told By The Sun's Virginia Wheeler

"The mum of two said: "They fled and left us here to fry. I'm ashamed to call myself British." And then it got worse... More »

18th, March 2011 Key Posts 4

Gaddafi Has Already Won The War In Libya: The US, UK And UN Lose

After Libya, we go to China, Bahrain, Congo, Iran, Yemen, Ivory Coast and all the other places where the UN can see human rights abuses... More »

18th, March 2011 Sports 3

Glasgow Council 'Steals' Working Class Woman's Home For Commonwealth Games Village

Social engineering by another name in Glasgow... More »

18th, March 2011 Royal Family

Princess Diana Lives: Monica Ali Explores The Sixth Floor Of Harvey Nichols

Ali’s Untold Story muses on Princess Diana, and whether or not the celebrity princess faked her own death in August 1997... More »

18th, March 2011 Reviews

How You And Your Filipino Maid Can Survive A Nuclear Explosion: Video

Have your received a BBC message warning of radiation rain heading your way from Japan?... More »

18th, March 2011 Gifs

Gifs Of The Week: The Pole Vault Retreat

Number 3 is humbling; number 1 shows talent; and number 7 is why you need never worry about dancing... More »

18th, March 2011 Celebrities

Daily Mail And Nicola McLean's Upskirt Shot: Photos And Pixels

In a story about a night out with CAN Associates’ bright clientele Nicola McLean, Amy Childs, Mel B's sister (!) Danielle Brown and Kerry Katona, the Mail featured a photo that can be described as revealing.... More »

18th, March 2011 Key Posts 3

Six Reading Child Rapists Put Football In The Dock

Six men have been jailed for raping two 12-year-old girls in Reading. And the tabloids attack football... More »

18th, March 2011 The Consumer

Supermarket Photo Of The Day: The Seep Biscuit

When bisuits escape... More »

18th, March 2011 The Consumer

Northallerton Estate Agent Highlights Local Pond Life

Ian Bebbington, of Estate Agents Ltd, say the property at Prospect View, Northallerton, is surrounded by “pond life” and “smelly” things... More »

18th, March 2011 Royal Family

Prince William's Bachelor Trip To New Zealand: Photos

William is in New Zealand. He’s not with Kate Middleton. She’s a wedding to plan. And if they travel abroad, sleeping arrangements may be an issue.... More »