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18th, March 2011 Strange But True 2

Newcastle Woman Bites Off Lover's Testicles

Police in Newcastle says Mr Douglas called 999 but the operator had trouble deciphering what he was saying... More »

18th, March 2011 Reviews 1

Fukushima Is Only Another Chernobyl For Lazy Journalists

Two hings have intervened in the media coverage of the Japanese nuclear plant crisis to make it misleading to the point of incomprehensible... More »

18th, March 2011 Key Posts

French Nuclear Debate Breaks For Row Over MP's Parked Car

The nuclear crisis in Japan is being debated in France. But there are more pressing matters... More »

18th, March 2011 TV & Radio 1

In Which Denver The Dog Looks Guilty

Who ate the treats? Denver... Denver... Look at me Denver... More »

18th, March 2011 Reviews

Tokyo Is Melting: Foreign Press Spread Fear Of Panic

“Is fear stalking the streets of Tokyo?"... More »

17th, March 2011 Politicians

Barack Obama Wins At Everything: Graphic Proof

Iowahawk prepares the bracket: More »

17th, March 2011 Sports

England's Libyan Snow Falcons Win Cricket World Cup

England's 'Libyan Snow Falcons' cricket team have won the Ice Cricket World Championships in Estonia... More »

17th, March 2011 Key Posts

Guardian Sees 100,000 Palestinians And No Hamas Thugs: Biased Reporting In Gaza

Want to know what happened on a Palestinian day of unity..? More »

17th, March 2011 Technology

Japan's Nuclear Reactor Joins Twitter: Tepco Armageddon Will Be Live

Thank you from tomorrow. Click here for rolling blackouts... More »

17th, March 2011 Politicians 2

Susan Boyle Spotted At Glasgow's Stow College Student Protest

Was that Susan Boyle’s daughter amid the students of Stow college dressed as zombies to besiege the Scottish parliament, in Edinburgh... More »

17th, March 2011 Royal Family 3

Prince Charles Takes A Taxi: An Ideal Home Show Exhibition

Say what you like about Prince Charles, that grinning, simpering, hypocritical, mentally negligible twat, but he gives great photos... More »

17th, March 2011 Celebrities

Orlando Bloom Goes Mountain Biking On An Orange

"I wouldn’t have done it if it didn’t fit my personality; it’s so easy going, you can go mountain biking in it if you want!”... More »

17th, March 2011 In Pictures

Myleene Klass: A Career Undressed

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17th, March 2011 Celebrities

Myleene Klass And Nadya Suleman: Separated At Birth

The Friends Of Charlie Sheen rugby XI release photos... More »

17th, March 2011 Politicians

Silvio Berlusconi's Bunga Bunga Dance With Manuela And Marianna Ferrera

Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga circus introduces Manuela and Marianna Ferrera, the 25-year-old twin sisters famed for their occluded fronts as scantily clad weather girls on Italian telly... More »

17th, March 2011 Politicians 1

The Libyan Rebels Are Revealed: Mustafa Abdel Jalil's Government Of Chance

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17th, March 2011 Reviews

What Really Happened When Katie Price Met 'Indecent' Amir Khan

The Daily Star investigates its own story and finds it wanting... More »

17th, March 2011 Sports

Cheltenham Does St Patrick's Day: Green To The Gills

It's St Patrick’s Day, and the Cheltenham regulars are dressing up in green. It's always dressing up at the races... More »

17th, March 2011 TV & Radio

Dog Ditches Drunk Owner

The drunk owner has been to see a man about a dog. The dog has been to see a man about getting a new owner... More »

17th, March 2011 Politicians 6

Barack Obama Is A Crushing Failure: He Cares Not For Europe Nor Libya

Obama is all smiles and no substance. In doing nothing the West tells the world that suppression wins... More »

17th, March 2011 Strange But True 5

Dallas Robber Holds Up Bank With 'Bom' In Burger Bag

"This is not a bag of food. This is a bom, so just put money in an envelope and do not make any move till after I have left for ten mintis...” More »

17th, March 2011 Reviews 1

Student Grass Suspended For Handling Oregano (Not Marijuana)

Four students have been suspended from Hickory Middle School, Chesapeake, over a bag of oregano... More »

17th, March 2011 Reviews 1

Bahrain Bleeds: Royals Shoot Kill (Video)

What is the fighting about? Is it about religion - Sunni v Shia? Or is it about power? What says the media...? More »

17th, March 2011 Sports

Fulham To Get Michael Jackson Statue: Chelsea Make Do With Torres

If no players are starry enough, or dead enough, to recall in cement, then why not pick one of the chairman’s favourite acts?... More »

17th, March 2011 Reviews

Did Police Record Themselves Making False Arrest And Assault At Student Demo?

We know this because – and do feel free to enjoy this – one of the officers was wired. It is alleged that every part of the plan was recorded on tape... More »