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Police in Newcastle says Mr Douglas called 999 but the operator had trouble deciphering what he was saying... More »
Police in Newcastle says Mr Douglas called 999 but the operator had trouble deciphering what he was saying... More »
Two hings have intervened in the media coverage of the Japanese nuclear plant crisis to make it misleading to the point of incomprehensible... More »
The nuclear crisis in Japan is being debated in France. But there are more pressing matters... More »
Who ate the treats? Denver... Denver... Look at me Denver... More »
“Is fear stalking the streets of Tokyo?"... More »
Iowahawk prepares the bracket: More »
England's 'Libyan Snow Falcons' cricket team have won the Ice Cricket World Championships in Estonia... More »
Want to know what happened on a Palestinian day of unity..? More »
Thank you from tomorrow. Click here for rolling blackouts... More »
Was that Susan Boyle’s daughter amid the students of Stow college dressed as zombies to besiege the Scottish parliament, in Edinburgh... More »
Say what you like about Prince Charles, that grinning, simpering, hypocritical, mentally negligible twat, but he gives great photos... More »
"I wouldn’t have done it if it didn’t fit my personality; it’s so easy going, you can go mountain biking in it if you want!”... More »
The Friends Of Charlie Sheen rugby XI release photos... More »
Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga circus introduces Manuela and Marianna Ferrera, the 25-year-old twin sisters famed for their occluded fronts as scantily clad weather girls on Italian telly... More »
The Daily Star investigates its own story and finds it wanting... More »
It's St Patrick’s Day, and the Cheltenham regulars are dressing up in green. It's always dressing up at the races... More »
The drunk owner has been to see a man about a dog. The dog has been to see a man about getting a new owner... More »
Obama is all smiles and no substance. In doing nothing the West tells the world that suppression wins... More »
"This is not a bag of food. This is a bom, so just put money in an envelope and do not make any move till after I have left for ten mintis...” More »
Four students have been suspended from Hickory Middle School, Chesapeake, over a bag of oregano... More »
What is the fighting about? Is it about religion - Sunni v Shia? Or is it about power? What says the media...? More »
If no players are starry enough, or dead enough, to recall in cement, then why not pick one of the chairman’s favourite acts?... More »
We know this because – and do feel free to enjoy this – one of the officers was wired. It is alleged that every part of the plan was recorded on tape... More »