Royal Wedding Tat Watch: The William And Princess Catherine Condoms
The Prince William and Kate Middleton 'Crown Jewels " rubber johnnies will ensure that your progeny arrives when you are good and ready.... More »
The Prince William and Kate Middleton 'Crown Jewels " rubber johnnies will ensure that your progeny arrives when you are good and ready.... More »
It is also a sharp satire on broadcasting etiquette, and a vivid portrait of the state of the nation in 2011... More »
One day on from the Olympic Clock being switched on by the Olympic Plug in the Olympic Socket, the Olympic Clock broke... More »
RIP British Smiley Culture, aka David Emmanuel. You were 48 when the dirty Babylon knocked on the door of your drum in Warlingham, Surrey.... More »
Football has the power... More »
"There was something about the way she was walking that raised our suspicions..." More »
The Queen’s visit to Ireland is in disarray following news that John Stokes, landlord at the Players Lounge in Fairview near Dublin city centre, has barred her... More »
Tate Douglas is the 15-year-old aiming to be the world's best duck and goose caller... More »
Tributes to Australia's Man of The Year... More »
"The 7.62 mm bullet Osmond had fired had passed through the heads of both men. He had achieved the rare feat of ‘one shot, two kills’ known in the sniping business as ‘a Quigley’..." More »
Bieber was at London’s O2 venue. When the countdown clock struck Bieber Time, the Violet Elizabeth Bott and Little Jimmy Osmond love child arrived on stage with his flies undone... More »
Nicholls is the man who taught Kate Middleton to play the piano. And where would she be today without that skill, readers?... More »
The advert for the new Benelli "Super Vinci" 12-gauge shotgun picks off the target market. Boom! Boom! Boom!... More »
When the biased report first went up, the words "kills five Israelis" were couched in inverted commas. Why? The thing was a fact.... More »
In today's anti-Muslim story designed to win people up the Lancashire Telegraph reports: Blackburn mosque dome is set to remain... More »
"The headline you won't see: 'Millions saved in Japan by good engineering and government building codes'. But it's the truth"... More »
Get the cover girl look in this issue of Al-Shamikha magazine... More »
Ask not what the Japan earthquake means for those destroyed by it but what the Japan Earthquake can do for your pet cause... More »
The Queen Mother’s record collection - not medical but musical – have been opened to the public... More »
CNBC anchor Larry Kudlow makes his play for the Most Offensive Remarks about the Japan earthquake and tsunami... More »
The Six Nations - England v Scotland is a borefest lit up by celebrity Royal Zara Phillips befriending The Saturdays, and a fox escaping Princess Anne... More »
"I wouldn't do Chalky now because all my black friends don't have West Indian accents..." More »
To the annual dog spinning ritual in the village of Brodilovo, Bulgaria... More »
Has the Daily Star Reporter delivered a story that sums up the world of celebrity and its relationship with Cheryl Cole..? More »
Hees, chief execute of murder burgers and grease at Burger King, slams the British... More »