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15th, March 2011 Royal Family

Royal Wedding Tat Watch: The William And Princess Catherine Condoms

The Prince William and Kate Middleton 'Crown Jewels " rubber johnnies will ensure that your progeny arrives when you are good and ready.... More »

15th, March 2011 TV & Radio

Down The Line Is Back: Gary Bellamy's People Pulse

It is also a sharp satire on broadcasting etiquette, and a vivid portrait of the state of the nation in 2011... More »

15th, March 2011 Sports

Olympic Clock Stops: London Sets New World Record For Ineptitude

One day on from the Olympic Clock being switched on by the Olympic Plug in the Olympic Socket, the Olympic Clock broke... More »

15th, March 2011 Music

RIP Smiley Culture: Police Officers Investigated For Dead Reggae Star

RIP British Smiley Culture, aka David Emmanuel. You were 48 when the dirty Babylon knocked on the door of your drum in Warlingham, Surrey.... More »

15th, March 2011 Sports

Gareth Bale's Inter Milan Goals For Spurs Are Now Beautiful Animation

Football has the power... More »

15th, March 2011 Strange But True 1

Woman With 71 Heroin Balls In Vagina Arouses Suspicion

"There was something about the way she was walking that raised our suspicions..." More »

15th, March 2011 Royal Family 5

Dublin Pub Bans Queen From Royal Wedding Screening

The Queen’s visit to Ireland is in disarray following news that John Stokes, landlord at the Players Lounge in Fairview near Dublin city centre, has barred her... More »

15th, March 2011 Sports

Alternative Olympic Sports: Bird Calling

Tate Douglas is the 15-year-old aiming to be the world's best duck and goose caller... More »

15th, March 2011 Strange But True 2

Casey Heynes Is Now A Meme: Tributes To Australia's Man Of The Year

Tributes to Australia's Man of The Year... More »

15th, March 2011 Reviews 1

British Sniper Takes Two Taliban Out With One Bullet: The Quigley Manoeuvre

"The 7.62 mm bullet Osmond had fired had passed through the heads of both men. He had achieved the rare feat of ‘one shot, two kills’ known in the sniping business as ‘a Quigley’..." More »

15th, March 2011 Key Posts

Justin Bieber Plays London's 02 With His Flies Undone: Photos

Bieber was at London’s O2 venue. When the countdown clock struck Bieber Time, the Violet Elizabeth Bott and Little Jimmy Osmond love child arrived on stage with his flies undone... More »

15th, March 2011 Royal Family 1

Royal Wedding Tat Watch: Berkshire's Ode To Kate Middleton And Prince William

Nicholls is the man who taught Kate Middleton to play the piano. And where would she be today without that skill, readers?... More »

14th, March 2011 The Consumer

This Is How America Sells Guns: Boom Boom Boom

The advert for the new Benelli "Super Vinci" 12-gauge shotgun picks off the target market. Boom! Boom! Boom!... More »

14th, March 2011 Key Posts 32

Biased BBC Ignores Palestinian Who Slit A Jewish Baby's Throat In Itamar

When the biased report first went up, the words "kills five Israelis" were couched in inverted commas. Why? The thing was a fact.... More »

14th, March 2011 Reviews 2

More Anti-Muslim Stories Designed To Antagonise People: The Blackburn Mosque Dome Stays

In today's anti-Muslim story designed to win people up the Lancashire Telegraph reports: Blackburn mosque dome is set to remain... More »

14th, March 2011 Key Posts 3

Japan Earthquake: Millions Saved By Good Engineering And Technology

"The headline you won't see: 'Millions saved in Japan by good engineering and government building codes'. But it's the truth"... More »

14th, March 2011 Key Posts 2

Al Qaeda's Al-Shamikha Magazine For Women Bombs: Photos And Beauty Tips

Get the cover girl look in this issue of Al-Shamikha magazine... More »

14th, March 2011 Strange But True

Japan Earthquake Was Written In The Stars

Ask not what the Japan earthquake means for those destroyed by it but what the Japan Earthquake can do for your pet cause... More »

14th, March 2011 Royal Family

The Queen Mother's Ska And Other Criminal Records

The Queen Mother’s record collection - not medical but musical – have been opened to the public... More »

14th, March 2011 Reviews

Larry Kudlow Says Japanese Earthquake Could Be Worse: Could Hurt Your Wallet

CNBC anchor Larry Kudlow makes his play for the Most Offensive Remarks about the Japan earthquake and tsunami... More »

14th, March 2011 Sports

Rugby Six Nations Photos: Fox More Exciting Than England V Scotland

The Six Nations - England v Scotland is a borefest lit up by celebrity Royal Zara Phillips befriending The Saturdays, and a fox escaping Princess Anne... More »

14th, March 2011 Celebrities

Jim Davidson's Black Friends Don't Sound Like Chalky Any More

"I wouldn't do Chalky now because all my black friends don't have West Indian accents..." More »

14th, March 2011 Key Posts 19

Dog Spinning In Bulgaria: A Video Of Europe Today

To the annual dog spinning ritual in the village of Brodilovo, Bulgaria... More »

14th, March 2011 Celebrities

The Greatest Cheryl Cole Story Ever, As Told By The Daily Star

Has the Daily Star Reporter delivered a story that sums up the world of celebrity and its relationship with Cheryl Cole..? More »

14th, March 2011 The Consumer 1

Burger King Chef Says Ugly British Women Look Like They Eat At Burger King

Hees, chief execute of murder burgers and grease at Burger King, slams the British... More »