14th, March 2011
Reviews
2 Crufts 2011: Jet Wins!
They saw a dog grows to look like its owner... More »
14th, March 2011
Reviews
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14th, March 2011
Reviews
Karmic Whales Caused Japan Earthquake, Say Life Lovers
When reader Alvin responded to our news that the Japan earthquake was caused by global warming, we waiyed... More »
14th, March 2011
The Consumer
Children Learn To Burn An Elephant: Book Of The Week
If children are not reading about anal sex in school books and gay penguins, they are learning that elephants can catch fire... More »
13th, March 2011
Celebrities
Kerry Katona's Sag: Curry Kills The Dream
Katona's wish to disappear moves one pace back towards the curry house... More »
13th, March 2011
Reviews
Hiromitsu Shinkawa Is The Human Face Of Huge Horror In Japan
Every disaster of unimaginable horror and magnitude needs a single human face to make it real to those not directly hurt and tuning in on the telly... More »
13th, March 2011
TV & Radio
The Laurence Olivier Awards 2011: Photos Of TV Stars Who Do Theatre
The Laurence Olivier Awards 2011 reward actors who can drill a tooth with Nazi menace, pine for Cathy or sing a Jewish psalm. It's a night of theatre awards... More »
13th, March 2011
Reviews
Telegraph Backs Squatting And Daily Mail Watches Gaddafi's Bins
Saif Gaddafi's London pile is being squatted by a group of anti-Saif Gaddafi and Colonel Gaddafi protestors. The Telegraph wants them to stay... More »
13th, March 2011
Sports
Zarah Phillips' Painted Friends Steal Six Nations Glory From Tindall's England
Who knew celebrity royal Zara Phillips had photogenic friends?... More »
13th, March 2011
Reviews
St Patrick's Day Parade London 2011: Photos
The St Patrick's Day Parade in London was wet and featured people dressed in anoraks... More »
13th, March 2011
Strange But True
1 Thief Hanging From Fence In Hartlepool Calls 999 For Help
Stokle is hanging from the fence of a property in Casebourne Road, Hartlepool. He is hanging by a shoelace - one attached to his shoe... More »
13th, March 2011
Sports
Daniela Martins: Me and Nani's Money - A Manchester United Primark Special
"Nani loves Müller Crunch Corners and I get them when they're on special offer..." More »
13th, March 2011
Strange But True
New Yorker Used Onions To Torture Drugs Dealers
To New York's Queens borough, where Erick Mejia is accused of stuffing drug dealers' heads into bags of onions... More »
13th, March 2011
TV & Radio
Gay Penguin Makes Death Defying Leap For Love
In this view the gay penguin make a leap that defies death. His love rival, P-P-P-Pickled P-P-Peter should worry... More »
13th, March 2011
Key Posts
19 Global Warming Caused Japan Earthquake: Fact
The Japan Earthquake was caused by... Well, if in doubt, blame climate change and man... More »
12th, March 2011
Sports
Fight At Badminton All England Championships
Things are heating up in the world of shuttlecocks... More »
12th, March 2011
Technology
Bing Sees Japan Earthquake As Marketing Opportunity: Doesn't Everyone?
Think not what you can do for Japan but what Japan can do for your brand, in this case Bing, the microsoft search engine.... More »
12th, March 2011
Money
Tesco Recruits Slovakians For UK Jobs: Staff's Huge Carbon Footprint
Tesco says it can't fill vacancies in Britain with British staff so it's recruiting in Slovakia... More »
12th, March 2011
Royal Family
Prince William And Prince Diana: A Gallery
In readiness for the Royal Wedding, we've been flicking through the family album and have come across these photos of Prince William with his mother... More »
12th, March 2011
Celebrities
1 David Beckham Over The Moon About Victoria's Baby Girl: Pregnancy Photos
Beckham is having a girl. The bid for the naming rights has yet to be open... More »
12th, March 2011
Key Posts
2 LibDem Protest In Photos: Fighting Nick Clegg's Anti-Smoking, Anti-Protest Illiberal Party
LibDems are under the cosh in Sheffield. Outside their fortified conference, students are demonstrating. Hey, it’s your right to protest. And the liberals are all about freedoms and protecting them.... More »
12th, March 2011
Key Posts
4 Human Trafficking: The White Hollywood Star's Burden
While these self-styled rescuers may get a moral boost from campaigning against ‘modern-day slavery’, there aren’t many clear benefits for the victims they purport to be saving... More »
12th, March 2011
Technology
Wii Spanking Swingers Game Pulled: Video
The Nintendo game finds a new use for your joystick... More »
12th, March 2011
TV & Radio
Rugby Club Cross Dresses Fight Over Who Has Better Body
"Wigs were flying. There were big, high-heeled shoes flying..." More »
