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12th, March 2011 Key Posts 5

Conservative Councillor Banned From Wearing Clothes That Might Expose His Genitals

“I put swimming trunks on, simply because it seemed the sensible thing to do. I was aware that they did have the tendency to slip..." More »

12th, March 2011 Politicians

Would Be LibDem MP Beat Family Cat To Death

The story goes that when Tipsy scratched one of Dixon's grandchildren at his home in Kidderminster, Worcs., he reacted... More »

12th, March 2011 Key Posts

Japan Earthquake Photos: 80,000 Missing In Nameless Apocalypse

Unlike volcanoes and hurricanes earthquakes don’t get names. They are just a number... More »

11th, March 2011 Key Posts 3

China Exports Eggs Boiled In Boys Urine

"The urine is gathered from local schools and the very best comes from boys under 10 years old. They pee in buckets and we collect it fresh every day"... More »

11th, March 2011 In Pictures 1

Computer Adverts - Vintage Ones

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11th, March 2011 Key Posts 2

Libya And The IRA: Gaddafi's EU And Sinn Fein Friends Vote Against No-Fly Zone

Sinn Fein in Europe votes against no-fly zone in Libya. Remember the PG-7 rocket-propelled grenade launchers..? More »

11th, March 2011 Politicians

John Smyth, Iris Robinson, A Pipe Bomb And Kirk McCambley's Cottage

The pipe bomb was thrown through his bedroom window shortly before 4am today... More »

11th, March 2011 Key Posts

Japanese Tsunami Horror: 2-Feet High Waves Hit San Francisco

In San Francisco, the Japanese tsunami is local news... More »

11th, March 2011 TV & Radio

This Transformers Costume Is The Greatest Halloween Outfit Ever: A Video

This is the costume you wanted to wear... More »

11th, March 2011 Celebrities 1

Japan Earthquake Tweets: Paris Hilton Blesses The Dead And Damaged

"To my followers in Japan and everyone else caught up in yet another natural disaster, thinking of you. Stay safe." Er... More »

11th, March 2011 Technology

1million Volts Fired Into Man In Newcastle: Photos

US based Art Attack perform for the first time in the UK at the Discovery Museum, Newcastle, as they launch the Newcastle Science Fest 2011... More »

11th, March 2011 Politicians 3

Nick Clegg Refuses To Flinch As he Hides Behind The Police And The Barriers

“We are in this for the long haul. We are going to keep our nerves. We are not going to flinch.” So says the man peeping out through the bouncers... More »

11th, March 2011 Sports

Police Order Manchester United Fan To Censor Man City Abuse

God cited in Manchester football debate... More »

11th, March 2011 Reviews 2

Top Five Reasons to Sell Your Gold with PostGoldForCash.com

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11th, March 2011 Reviews

Kate Moss Highlights Dangers Of Inhaling Jan Moir

Pro moking campaigners were last night hailing the decision to print the Daily Mail on smoking paper thus enabling readers to burn and inhale Jan Moir... More »

11th, March 2011 Madeleine McCann 26

Madeleine McCann: Kate McCann And The 'Truth' For Sale

"Why the McCanns believe their daughter is still alive. To coincide with Madeleine’s 8th birthday and the 4th anniversary of her kidnap a new book by mum Kate will reveal all." Now read on... More »

11th, March 2011 TV & Radio 8

Matt Baker's Sarcasm Tucks Up David Cameron

Baker made the news this week for asking David Cameron at the end of this appearance on the One Show’s soft sofas: “Just one thing – how on Earth do you sleep at night?”... More »

11th, March 2011 The Consumer

Charlie Sheen Drinks Tiger Blood Energy Potion Mixed With Michael Jackson Jesus Juice

In response to Sheen’s claim that he has tiger blood in his veins, the boffins at Harco Laboritries brings you the drink that will make your veins glow bright well into the night.... More »

11th, March 2011 TV & Radio

The Lyrebird Gets Its Own Show

The Lyrebird is incredible. It can imitate almost any noise. If it starts sounding like Bill Oddie, feel free to shoot it and stuff it... More »

11th, March 2011 Politicians

Students Want To Kidnap Nick Clegg: No-One Would Pay the Ransom

This is a man to whom most people would not even donate used toilet tissue if that was the price of his ransom, yet such are the fading powers of the élites that they will use our money to keep the man safe.... More »

11th, March 2011 Music

The Asian Music Awards 2011: Getting The Mainstream To Notice

Asian music is credible and, vitally for the music biz, saleable... More »

11th, March 2011 Reviews

RIP Jonathan Simms: Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease Was All Too Real

In May 2001, aged 17, Simms exhibited the first symptoms of variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD) — caused by eating infected beef products.... More »

11th, March 2011 Royal Family 1

Royal Wedding Tat Watch: Wills And Kate's Coffee Mates

What picture would you most like and least like to see sat atop a cup of coffee? Sarah Ferguson sucking a toe...? More »

10th, March 2011 Key Posts 1

Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic Has 82 Tattoos Of Julia Roberts On His Body: Photos

Julia Roberts’ number one fan is Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic... More »

10th, March 2011 Money 1

Superinjunction Law Bans Media From Calling Fred Goodwin A Banker

Goodwin, aka Fred The Shred, is the holder of a superinjunction - the legal device that prevents the press from reporting that an injunction has been imposed... More »