Conservative Councillor Banned From Wearing Clothes That Might Expose His Genitals
“I put swimming trunks on, simply because it seemed the sensible thing to do. I was aware that they did have the tendency to slip..." More »
“I put swimming trunks on, simply because it seemed the sensible thing to do. I was aware that they did have the tendency to slip..." More »
The story goes that when Tipsy scratched one of Dixon's grandchildren at his home in Kidderminster, Worcs., he reacted... More »
Unlike volcanoes and hurricanes earthquakes don’t get names. They are just a number... More »
"The urine is gathered from local schools and the very best comes from boys under 10 years old. They pee in buckets and we collect it fresh every day"... More »
Sinn Fein in Europe votes against no-fly zone in Libya. Remember the PG-7 rocket-propelled grenade launchers..? More »
The pipe bomb was thrown through his bedroom window shortly before 4am today... More »
In San Francisco, the Japanese tsunami is local news... More »
This is the costume you wanted to wear... More »
"To my followers in Japan and everyone else caught up in yet another natural disaster, thinking of you. Stay safe." Er... More »
US based Art Attack perform for the first time in the UK at the Discovery Museum, Newcastle, as they launch the Newcastle Science Fest 2011... More »
“We are in this for the long haul. We are going to keep our nerves. We are not going to flinch.” So says the man peeping out through the bouncers... More »
God cited in Manchester football debate... More »
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Pro moking campaigners were last night hailing the decision to print the Daily Mail on smoking paper thus enabling readers to burn and inhale Jan Moir... More »
"Why the McCanns believe their daughter is still alive. To coincide with Madeleine’s 8th birthday and the 4th anniversary of her kidnap a new book by mum Kate will reveal all." Now read on... More »
Baker made the news this week for asking David Cameron at the end of this appearance on the One Show’s soft sofas: “Just one thing – how on Earth do you sleep at night?”... More »
In response to Sheen’s claim that he has tiger blood in his veins, the boffins at Harco Laboritries brings you the drink that will make your veins glow bright well into the night.... More »
The Lyrebird is incredible. It can imitate almost any noise. If it starts sounding like Bill Oddie, feel free to shoot it and stuff it... More »
This is a man to whom most people would not even donate used toilet tissue if that was the price of his ransom, yet such are the fading powers of the élites that they will use our money to keep the man safe.... More »
Asian music is credible and, vitally for the music biz, saleable... More »
In May 2001, aged 17, Simms exhibited the first symptoms of variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD) — caused by eating infected beef products.... More »
What picture would you most like and least like to see sat atop a cup of coffee? Sarah Ferguson sucking a toe...? More »
Julia Roberts’ number one fan is Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic... More »
Goodwin, aka Fred The Shred, is the holder of a superinjunction - the legal device that prevents the press from reporting that an injunction has been imposed... More »