Anorak

Anorak News - Pop culture, media, sport and weirdness

10th, March 2011 Strange But True 5

Pastor Proves Sun Is 500 Miles Above Earth

Pastor Billy-ReubenPastor Billy-Reuben Gibson was a Hellbound sinner in his younger days. He was a fornicating, dope-smoking, angry-at-God type atheist... More »

10th, March 2011 Key Posts 4

Amanda Platell's Odious Open Letter To Soon Dead Kate Middleton

Platell delivers an open letter in the Daily Mail to Kate Middleton, in which she beseeches the future Queen, “don’t become like Diana”... More »

10th, March 2011 Reviews 24

Crufts 2011: Photos Of Pedigree Chums

Because people like dogs... More »

10th, March 2011 Royal Family

Prince Andrew And The Paedo Cucumbers

Prince Andrew is the subject of the greatest front-page headline of the year. The Mirror delivers: "PRINCESSES AND THE PAEDO"... More »

10th, March 2011 Celebrities

Tamara Ecclestone Ensures She Survives The Coming Slaughter

"For me, 'spoilt' means ruined, and I don't feel ruined.”... More »

10th, March 2011 Celebrities 2

Kerry Katona Wants To End Her Existence

Katona’s Quote of The Day, in association with OK! magazine. You'll like this... More »

10th, March 2011 Key Posts 4

Medic Stole Accident Victim's Severed Foot To Train Dog

Anorak spots Cynthia "Cindy" Economou. She's a paramedic with the St. Lucie County Fire District... More »

10th, March 2011 Celebrities

Separated At Birth: Katie Price And Caroline Flint

Is that Labour’s on-camera stalwart Caroline Flint on the cover of this week’s OK!?.. More »

10th, March 2011 In Pictures

The Suffragettes: Wonderful Photos Of British Women's Fight For Rights

More »

10th, March 2011 Strange But True

Armed Robber Fights Disguise And Loses: Video

To Spartanburg County, where a man armed with a gun is on a mission to rob the Li'l Cricket on Valley Falls Road. It is 2am... More »

10th, March 2011 Strange But True

Sign Of The Day: Good English Essencial

Sign of The Day: Good English Essencial... More »

10th, March 2011 Reviews

Libya: The BBC's Beaten Journalist MAY Help Us Understand Gaddafi's Regime

The BBC's Arabic service reporter, Palestinian Feras Killani, it's Turkish cameraman Goktay Koraltan and a Briton called Chris Cobb-Smith were arrested Colonel Muammar Gaddafi goons... More »

10th, March 2011 Sports 1

Spurs Go Marching On: Champions League Photos

Harry Redknapp, never known to talk down his own magic hat, tells media: “This is an impossible dream that we have achieved so far”... More »

10th, March 2011 Celebrities

Ant McPartlin Decked In Row Over 'Girlfriend'

TV’S Ant McPartlin has been punched in the face in Chiswick, West London... More »

10th, March 2011 Reviews

Egypt Reverts To Type: Murderous Bigotry And Violence Return

The Muslims and Christian are already killing each other in Egypt. An Anorak reader writes... More »

10th, March 2011 Politicians

Labour Party Says Ed Balls Talk Balls: Fact

The meanings of words and phrasing... More »

9th, March 2011 In Pictures

Tattoos - WTF Ones

More »

9th, March 2011 Music

Britney Spears Is An Airmopped Audrey Hepburn: Photos

Spears is posing seductively for Out Magazine. Before the photos that are less airbrushing than airmopping, Britney says that she was once Audrey Hepburn, in a former life... More »

9th, March 2011 Politicians 1

Topple The Tyrants Squat Gaddafi's London Mansion: Photos

Gaddafi, the squatter king of Libya, is watching his son Saif’s multi-million pound home in London being occupied by a squatting collective called "Topple The Tyrants"... More »

9th, March 2011 Key Posts 4

Sex Education For Children: Daily Mail And Christian Institute Fear Mayle's Year In Romance

In this Brave New World, the children can learn erotic play from books like How Did I Begin? by Mick Manning and Brita Granstrom. Your kids will love it... More »

9th, March 2011 Reviews

Police Find Crack In Islington Lad's Bum

David Escobar, 18, of Crayford Road, Holloway, is in court having been found with a class A drug between his bum cheeks... More »

9th, March 2011 Celebrities

Peta Take On Mike Tyson's Pigeons: Rescued Cats Lick Lips

PETA are taking on Mike Tyson, the pigeon fancier formerly the baddest man on Earth.... More »

9th, March 2011 Reviews

How To Fill In Your Census Form: A Jihadi Writes

Fill it in online. When you have answered 'no' to certain questions the rest of the section just disappears... More »

9th, March 2011 Strange But True 1

Census Form Sent To Dorset Ticket Machine

“The Occupier: Pay on Foot Shelter” faces a fine of up to £1000 and a criminal record if it fails to fill in the form... More »

9th, March 2011 Key Posts

Vintage Computer Adverts: Sex, Nerds And Bald Men

When it comes to selling the popular labour saving device (surely time-wasting box of cats? - ed) sex sells... More »