9th, March 2011
In Pictures
9th, March 2011
Key Posts
The Strange Case Of The Daily Star And Richard Peppiatt's Death Threats
Peppiatt now alleges that he is the victim of a hate campaign. And he's speculating who made them.. More »
9th, March 2011
Key Posts
10 Susan Boyle Has A 'Wee Box', Own Teeth And A GSOH
Boyle gave Anorak its Photo of 2010. And now she gives us the the best photo of 2011. It's early in the year but Susan Boyle's "wee box" will be hard to top.... More »
9th, March 2011
Key Posts
2 The Girls And Guts Of The Heart Attack Grill: Photos
RIP Blair River, face, guts and now coffin of the Heart Attack Grill, Arizona, and its Quadruple Bypass Burger.... More »
9th, March 2011
Key Posts
1 Will Goga Ashkenazi's Words Inspire Us To Rise Up Slaughter Prince Andrew?
It’s not the Prince’s relationship with despots and nutters that will be his undoing – that is, after all, what your political elite do all the time. It’s the sex and the cash... More »
9th, March 2011
Celebrities
Peter Andre And Elen Rivas Split: Canned Air And Jimmy Savile Seep Out
"For anyone who used to watch Jim'll Fix It, it'll be a bit like a modern-day version of that.” Grab your tissues... More »
9th, March 2011
The Consumer
1 The Vibra-Finger Gum Massager: For Oral Hygiene
Dentists recommend a daily gum massage.... More »
9th, March 2011
Reviews
New Orleans Carnival Photos And Tom Brady's Pee-Pee Dance
Forget the Rio Carnival, that marketed, packaged, soft porn, over-orchestrated parade... More »
9th, March 2011
Music
Is A Pete Doherty Doppelganger At Work In Germany?
Does pop fuckwit Peter Doherty have a doppelganger who robbed a record store in Germany...? More »
9th, March 2011
Strange But True
3 Loch Lomond Tourists Welcomed To Giro Bay
Visitors to the Loch Lomond National Park can use the new map and find Giro Bay, Cameron's Shallows, Archibald's Abyss and Jessie's Shallow... More »
9th, March 2011
Reviews
The Streaker's Great Tackle: Havant & Waterlooville v Dorchester Action
As with many streakers, he ran on the pitch and then ran out of ideas. But then... More »
9th, March 2011
Sports
Alternative Olympic Sports: Watermelon Skiiing
Who determines what and what is not an Olympic sport? Enjoy the skiing - on melons... More »
9th, March 2011
Politicians
1 Police Complain Of Being Bullied: Time For An Irony Overload
The police have exhausted their fund of goodwill from the ordinary population, to the extent that they will find no sympathy whatsoever out on the streets.... More »
9th, March 2011
Key Posts
1 Arsenal's Jack Wilshere Starts Work As A Journalist In Barcelona: Photos
The talk is of argument and arbitrary decisions. But football is about facts. The score says much. But what of those other facts the media likes to pepper its reporting with?... More »
8th, March 2011
TV & Radio
Strathclyde Assistant Chief Constable Campbell Corrigan Teaches Typing On Sky Sports: Video
He does 98 words a minute - in his head... More »
8th, March 2011
Music
1 Waka Flocka Flame Is Peta's Dumb Animal Of The Month
Save the mink. Eat more shrimp... More »
8th, March 2011
Strange But True
Royal Shrovetide Football Match 2011 In Photos: WAGs And A Cork Ball
For those readers from overseas uncertain as to why British tourists play 55-a-side matches on the playas and beaches of Europe here’s a spot of background... More »
8th, March 2011
Key Posts
2 A Pictorial History Of The Suffragettes: When Brave Women Fought Hard And Dirty To Be Heard
It's International Women’s Day. Right now in Saudi Arabia, women are thinking that much harder about not voting. Women’s suffrage goes on... More »
8th, March 2011
Celebrities
At Home With Rod Stewart's Son Sean And Chantel: The Pale Puff Daddy
They look like a parody of Amsterdam hoteliers welcoming a party of rural German swingers. The interview promises to be special... More »
8th, March 2011
Royal Family
1 Kate Middleton And Prince William's Wedding Menu: Sausage Tolls And Fergie's Cakes
“The Royals love sausage rolls - not the huge Ginster-type things but the little two-bite pieces – small croque monsieurs and maybe fish goujons..." More »
8th, March 2011
Celebrities
1 Sarah Harding Blings Her Ring: Wedding Special
It's the wedding everyone’s talking about. No, not Kate and Wills. This is Sarah Harding and Tom Crane, who reveal to Hello! readers “PLANS FOR A WEDDING LIKE NO OTHER”... More »
8th, March 2011
Strange But True
German Radio Station Offers Free Headstone To Best Epitaph Writer
Anorak loves deathbed quotes. The last thing most normal people say when dying if “fmpmlsusnp” or something else insightful as they watch the hallucinations... More »
8th, March 2011
TV & Radio
World's Got Talent Presents Giorgio Moody
World's Got Talent presents Giorgio Moody, the "Musicolor", with Looky Looky.... More »
8th, March 2011
Royal Family
3 Prince William And Kate Middleton Visit Peaceful Northern Ireland: Photos
Kate tossed a pancake. William tossed a pancake. No-one said anything about it landing on the crown of his head and staying there.... More »
