Roger Hayes Arrests The Judge: The Battle Of Birkenhead
Hayes took his campaign of lawful rebellion that little bit further yesterday, after he and his supporters arrested the judge who was set to hear his bankruptcy hearing... More »
Hayes took his campaign of lawful rebellion that little bit further yesterday, after he and his supporters arrested the judge who was set to hear his bankruptcy hearing... More »
It's suitable "for all occasions". Happy anniversary, mum and dad... More »
Barca want the Gunners' captain Cesc Fabregas. Anorak will watch tonight to see how long it is before a fan runs onto the pitch and presents Cesc with a Barca shirt... More »
NOMINATIVE Determinism Of The Day - a "Body Jam" class with K'Porn, King, Nagao... More »
Press and police unite an a fugue of guesswork and claim to pressurise Terri Horman... More »
Mug Shot of the day features the face of Jason Kircher... More »
Recycled cardboard can kill you. Yep, new stuff is better than reused stuff. Who knew...? More »
Having allegedly cupped the breast of a teenager called Virginia Roberts, Prince Andrew spots his ex-wife looming into view... More »
Do you call by them the plural version of their name or the singular? Is a cat with two heads cats?... More »
"Tell me just how much the temperature is going to drop by if this stupid tax comes into effect?"Wayne..? More »
The head is worth £30,000 to Chinese herbalists... More »
Emdadur Choudhury, a member of something called Muslims Against Crusades (MAC), was fined £50 for burning replica poppies during the silence on the anniversary of Armistice Day... More »
The Elfoid mobile phone is the creepiest must-have miniature version of the Telenoid R1 robot you need.... More »
On a scale of one to five - with one being the best and five the worst - what pop star would you most like to see looking back at you when you have closed your eyes and then suddenly opened them during coitus or a spot of onanism?... More »
"Tony Hancock's suicide note read, 'Too many things went wrong too often...' That's something I find hard to forget."... More »
When we saw The Only Way is Essex stars Mark Wright, Sam Faiers and Lauren Goodger sat in huge rubber right we thought: piles... More »
Jefferies is selling his flat in the Clifton area of Bristol – the one in the same block where Yeates and Tabak lived.... More »
What next for Daily Star rebel Richard Peppiatt, whose letter of resignation just happened to be leaked to the gentlemen of the press..? More »
We meet Karen Dandy, owner of Spires in East Grinstead, West Sussex. She had the treatment showcased in her salon. It’s the treatment “loved by celebrities such as Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie”... More »
Prince Edward was many people’s preferred choice but then it was pointed out that guns outsold embroidery thread by a fact of 10 to one and he was out.... More »
The Anorak talent show introduces this entry from the Far East. Take it away th3e band we call Bony Enema...... More »
In Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, the man caught stealing a leg of chicken has been sentenced to 14 months in prison and 80 lashes... More »
The latest rhyme to pass the fact test is that of Phineas Gage. As the rhyme goes... More »
Two-year-old Marie Luise Kracht, who is now alone on the train, must wait for the train to make a scheduled stop.... More »
Democracy welcomes a new star in the Middle East... More »