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7th, March 2011 TV & Radio

James Franco 127 Hours Sequel: Poo And Puke Mix

So. You're hanging form a rope high up a mountain when last night's binge kicks in. Then your knee gets stuck... More »

7th, March 2011 Politicians 1

If Wikileaks Prisoner Bradley Manning Is Being Tortured So Are All Suicidal Prisoners

He said “we no longer have a life of our own, we belong to the Government.” Every minute of every day their life is controlled by the Government... More »

7th, March 2011 TV & Radio

The X Factor Tour In Photos (Wembley): One Direction United And Milking Wagner

The X Factor untelevised TV show tour hit London’s Wembley Arena and set about answering the question: can you milk a dead horse...? More »

7th, March 2011 In Pictures

Yorkshire Ripper - Story File

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7th, March 2011 Key Posts 1

Prince Andrew And Epstein: Hang The Tyrants It's The Sex We Don't Like

Sarah Ferguson used the convicted paedophile's money to settle her debts... More »

7th, March 2011 Key Posts

Jam Magazine: Charlie Sheen Nightmares With Cox And Gallagher

Did someone edit this magazine or was it thrown together by celebrity bookers weathered by eye-rolling riders?... More »

6th, March 2011 Reviews 1

Has The Daily Star Turned The EDL Into A Political Party?

Is the Daily Star and its rebel reporter Richard Peppiatt's legacy the chance for citizens to vote for the English Defence League?... More »

6th, March 2011 Reviews

The Greatest Sports Photos Ever: Sammy Nelson's Arse

Arsenal defender Sammy Nelson put his Football Association Cup Final place in jeopardy on Tuesday night (3-4 -79) by dropping his shorts... More »

6th, March 2011 Sports 2

Man United Lose To Liverpool In Photos And A Tribute To Sammy Nelson

Liverpool beat Manchester United in the Premier League as Alex Ferguson’s United continue the long slide down from the summit they’ve bestrode for two decades.. More »

6th, March 2011 Strange But True

Man Steals Bras To Support Girlfriend

Keen to make his lover feel good when she got out of jail, Johnnie L. Brown, 29, stole two bras from Walmart... More »

6th, March 2011 Flashback

Alberto Granado RIP: Che Guevara Got The T-Shirts, You Got Old

It was Che Guevara’s biographers and marketeers good fortune that the revolutionary died before he got too old... More »

6th, March 2011 Celebrities

Charlie Sheen's Korner Is Broadcast From The Precinct By The Man Who Shouts At Pigeons

Sheen has been on Sheen’s Korner on the internet, an hour long show in which the self-styled tiger warlock creates Sheenisms from the fairy dust and a-grade bogies between his ears... More »

6th, March 2011 Money 1

The NSPCC Gherkin Step Challenge In Photos: With Pickled Stockbrokers

They came in their little shorts to run up London's Gherkin building, in aid of the NSPCC Step Change event... More »

6th, March 2011 Key Posts

The Creepiest Adverts With Children Ever: A Gallery Of Evil

Once upon a time the kids weren’t just sadistic little sods – they were undiluted evil, eyeing up knives, guns and barbiturates with shiny-eyed glee... More »

6th, March 2011 Reviews 3

Zulfar Hussain Will Be Deported: Lancashire Racists Rejoice

Remember Pakistani-national Zulfar Hussain, the convicted paedophile who wanted to remain in the UK? More »

6th, March 2011 Key Posts 15

When Prince Andrew Partied With Billionaire Paedophile, Sarah Kellen And Nadia Marcinkova

Andrew, the country’s ‘Trade Envoy’, is making more news for his relationship with convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein... More »

6th, March 2011 Key Posts 3

Madeleine McCann: The Disappearance Of Rui Pedro Teixeira Mendonca

In other news, away from Raymond Hewlett, the Express has a new suspect... More »

5th, March 2011 Music

Edwyn Collins, Veronica Falls And Glasvegas Rock The CTRL MX: Photos

There’s more to music than Simon Cowell’s pap factory… More »

5th, March 2011 Key Posts 10

The EDL Hit Rochdale With Stories Of Peadophile Muslims: Richard Peppiatt's Daily Star Might Like It

The English Defence League were demonstrating against Muslims outside Rochdale Town Hall by the town’s cenotaph today. Unite Against Fascism were, as ever, there... More »

5th, March 2011 Sports

Horse Loses Head At Newbury Race Course: Photos

After two horses died at Newbury Racecourse – electrocuted, so they say – we supposed that the Greatwood Charity Day would be a more genteel and careful spectator sport... More »

5th, March 2011 Celebrities

After The Earthquake, Haiti Gets Media Missionary Charlie Sheen

Look out Haiti, Charlie Sheen is bringing his "tsunami" to a pile of rubble near you... More »

5th, March 2011 Strange But True

Mischief The Australian Talking Cat Is Kidnapped By Aliens Over Siberia

Mischief the talking cat of Australia’s Northern Territories is missing, presumed catnapped by aliens... More »

5th, March 2011 TV & Radio

Norman Is The Scooting Dog: Video

Norman is a briard and that breed is, as you know, tops for scooting... More »

5th, March 2011 Reviews 2

The Trouble With Kate And William's Wedding Invitation

There's a problem with the invite... More »

5th, March 2011 Reviews

AA Gill Is Wanted In Norfolk, Place Of 'Dark Lusts, Incest And Idiocy'

AA Gill is the subject of a "Wanted" poster published in The Eastern Daily Press.... More »