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28th, February 2011 Reviews 2

One Teensy-Weensy Residual Reason Not To Sign Up To The 'Million For A Billion' Petition

John Porritt wants you to sign up the Population Institute’s “Million for a Billion” campaign (www.millionforabillion.com.) Don't... More »

28th, February 2011 Technology

Terry Garrett Plays Video Games Very Well: He's Blind

Garrett is a blind 23 year old mechanical engineering student from Colorado Springs who plays video games... More »

28th, February 2011 Celebrities 1

John Galliano's Paris Line Is To Die Fuhrer: Video Of Jew Face Rant

Galliano, a man who look exactly like Colonel Gaddafi's performance as Captain Hook at Tony Blair's 1998 Christmas panto places his hand on his moustache curlers and says he made no anti-semitic comments More »

28th, February 2011 Reviews

Richard Desmond Health Lottery: Pregnant Asbo Trash Whores Can Play

Richard Desmond is sat in front of a demented Walls ice-cream logo to launch The Health Lottery in London, which aims to raise £50 million for charitable health projects across the UK... More »

28th, February 2011 Strange But True 3

What Ant Circles Mean For Mankind

If the ant-in-front loops and intersects with its old trail, the whole crowd then turns in on itself and everybody gets caught in the endless circle... More »

28th, February 2011 Key Posts 29

Teenage Prostitute Virginia Roberts Says Prince Andrew Is A Creepy Letch: No News There

The Duke of York, aka Randy Andy, aka Airmiles Andy, placed his arm about the waist of 17-year-old Virginia Roberts in 2001... More »

28th, February 2011 Reviews 1

Man Hit In Face By Pole Dancer's Shoe Sues For Dental Work

Quagliaroli, 34, says that while watching a woman pole dance at PT's Showclub in Lawrence, Indianapolis, her shoe flew off and hit him in the mouth... More »

28th, February 2011 TV & Radio

Escalator Attacks At John Stewart And Stephen Colbert Rally: Video

The escalator at Washington's L'Enfant Plaza Metro Station is attacking protesters attending the John Stewart and Stephen Colbert Rally To Restore Sanity... More »

28th, February 2011 Film

No Irish, Scots, Angolan Or Indian Actors Win An Oscar: Racism, Probably

Want to know why no Irish, Scots, Indian or Angolan won an Oscar?Rush Limbaugh knows why... More »

28th, February 2011 Film

Colin Firth Says K-K-K-Kerching: Oscars Winners In Photos

To all the winners of a Golden Gopher, a BAFTA, a SAG, a Crystal Meth, a Bronze Turd any other film award shoe-horned around the Oscars: unlucky... More »

28th, February 2011 Film

Oscars 2011 Photos Presented By Helena Bonham Carter's Gutted Garters

The Oscars, the world’s starriest AGM, featuring a glittering host of workers at the coal face of The Industry... More »

27th, February 2011 Reviews

Ahsei Sopoaga Is The Face Of The New Zealand Earthquake

This video of the Christchurch, New Zealand, earthquake is eerie. But while some are shocked, and others carry on, one man digs.... More »

27th, February 2011 TV & Radio

Is This The Drunkest TV Interview Ever?

Is this the drunkest interview you've ever seen? Is he unwell?... More »

27th, February 2011 Key Posts 3

Vogue Salutes Syria's Dictator's Wife Asma al-Assad For Being Thin

She is 'glamorous, young, and very chic... a thin, long-limbed beauty with a trained analytic mind who dresses with cunning understatement.' Yes, she is thin... More »

27th, February 2011 Sports 1

England Tie With India After Dutch Agree To Learn Rules As They Go Along

England players no longer move like laden hostess trolleys and try to field without the use of thumbs... More »

27th, February 2011 Music

Kanye West Does Not Carry Pocket Lint: Tweets Swag At Airport

Kanye West turns out his pockets for your enjoyment and envy... More »

27th, February 2011 Sports

North Korea Hosts First Ever World Amateur Golf Competition

Can golf succeed where crap failed?... More »

27th, February 2011 Madeleine McCann 11

Madeleine McCann: The Persecution Of Mariana Schmuecker

With just a few weeks to go until the Sun serialises the McCanns’ official Our Maddie book, the NoTW brings news of Kate McCann’s “plea” to the widow of Raymond Hewlett... More »

27th, February 2011 Strange But True

Teacher Arrested For Seeking Sex With Dogs On Craigslist

Stephen Trejo, a music teacher at Raul Castro Middle School, has been accused of using a website in which dog owners advertise their pets for sex... More »

27th, February 2011 Key Posts 1

SAS Poised To Grab Gaddifi's Collar: British Troops Hunting Libyan Leader

The SAS was originally formed for desert behind enemy lines fighting and still has many of its members fluent in Arabic languages.... More »

27th, February 2011 Sports 4

David Beckham's Mission To Sell Jesus (With Free Face Cloth)

To go with David Beckham’s bedroom eyes, is the Pope’s bedroom ceiling – Day-vid’s turned his chest into a Sistine Chapel overspill for tourists to marvel at... More »

27th, February 2011 Royal Family

Lady Katie Percy's Wedding Photos: Middleton And Davy Come Too

"I'm dying to get a machine-gun mount so I can rest a .22 on one and shoot rabbits..." More »

26th, February 2011 Madeleine McCann

Madeleine McCann: Child Smugglers Busted In Portugal

She's back on the front pages. The Daily Star yells: “MADDIE: Cops bust 12 child smugglers”... More »

26th, February 2011 Key Posts 3

Ashley Cole Shoots A Poor Student At Chelsea: John Terry Unharmed

Cole, reportedly, was messing about with the .22 gun at Chelsea's training ground. Cowan was 5ft away when the gun went off... More »

26th, February 2011 Sports

Joe Murray Defeats Daniel Kodjo Sassou: Brutal Boxing In Photos

Murray defeated beating Daniel Kodjo Sassou during their Featherweight bout at the Reebok Stadium, Bolton.... More »