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26th, February 2011 Celebrities

Charlie Sheen To Direct Cheers-Friends Porn Parody TV Show

The Colombian army needs a new general? And Colonel Gaddafi needs a speech writer. Sheen will get work... More »

26th, February 2011 Celebrities

Was Catherine Zeta Jones Punched? Video

Jones, now a Commander of the Order of the British Empire, says a photographer punched her... More »

26th, February 2011 Sports

Six Nations: BBC Celebrates 10,000 French Dead At England V France Match

The BBC dismisses the Welsh and glories in death... More »

26th, February 2011 Politicians

Charlie Gilmour's Spirit Lives On In Wisconsin Protests: War Memorial Desecrated

To the state of Wisconsin, where the spirit of berth blocker and Centotaph Swinger Charlie Gilmour lives on at the state Capitol... More »

26th, February 2011 Politicians

Obama Plans To Import 100m Middle East Muslims To United States, Source Says

Obama is scheming to bring tens of millions of Muslims from the Middle East into the United States in order to turn this country into an Islamic nation by the end of his second term... More »

26th, February 2011 Politicians

Paul Broun Joins The Barack Obama Death Cult

The Barack Obama Death Cult welcomes new member Georgia Rep. Paul Broun... More »

26th, February 2011 Reviews 1

Teachers ‘Racist Rhyme’ Gets Him Sacked For Failing To Modernise

Mr Hersey, 68, tells the 16-year-old boy a neat way to remember the wiring colour coding system for electronic resistors: "Black Boys Rape Our Young Girls, But Virgins Go Without"... More »

26th, February 2011 Reviews

Colonel Gaddafi Arrested In Paris For Impersonating John Galliano

Is that John Galliano on the cover of the Independent?... More »

26th, February 2011 Reviews 2

Julian Assange's Gang Rape: Irony Update

His dad says he can't be guilty because he's up for a Nobel Prize. His mum says something better... More »

25th, February 2011 Celebrities

Catherine Zeta Jones Gets Her CBE: In Photos

John Leslie’s former lover Catherine Zeta Jones has been made a Commander of the British Empire... More »

25th, February 2011 TV & Radio

Anthea Turner V Bobby Davro: Who Wins?

Anthea Turner or Bobby Davro? There is only one space left in the lifeboat. Who gets it...? More »

25th, February 2011 Strange But True

Fox Found Living Atop London's Shard Skyscraper For Winged Humans

Romeo the fox has been found squatting on the top floor of The Shard, the shell of what will be the tallest building in the UK... More »

25th, February 2011 Strange But True 3

Man Chewing On Bullet Shoots Himself In Face

The man who lives on 2400 block of South 128th East Avenue, Tulsa, has a hole in his face... More »

25th, February 2011 Key Posts 1

Chile's Bryan Paul Carrasco Santos Performs Greatest Football Dive Ever: Video

Bryan Paul Carrasco Santos is playing for Chile in the South American Under-20s World Cup qualifier. Ecuador's Edson Montano is stood before him. And then... More »

25th, February 2011 Strange But True 1

Why You Should Never Overtake An Elephant: Photos

Never ever overtake an elephant if you value your car... More »

25th, February 2011 Key Posts

Shrien Dewani: The Suicide Bid 'Lies', Dr Dedman And The Pharmacist

It was Mr Dewani's suicide attempt that enabled him to secure bail? And was it a suicide attempt?... More »

25th, February 2011 Royal Family

Kate Middleton's Hairy First Engagement In Anglesey: Photos

Middleton was on a visit to Anglesey for her first official engagement as Prince William’s partner. More »

24th, February 2011 Key Posts 9

Christchurch Earthquake Site Blames Gays And Lesbians For Act Of God

The site “Christchurch Earthquake - No More Poofter & Lesbian Festivals” says gays casued the New Zealdn quake... More »

24th, February 2011 Money 2

How To Make Money From The New Zealand Earthquake With Ethical Forex Trading

How to take "full advantage" of the destruction in New Zealand... More »

24th, February 2011 Strange But True

Bogdan The Magnetic Boy Attracts China, Spoons, Paedos And Colonel Gaddafi

Bogdan is the seven year old Serbian who has attracted the media , as he has attracted metal objects to his naked self... More »

24th, February 2011 Reviews 2

Libya: Gaddafi Will Never Make It The Hague

The International Criminal Court says Libyans should sort out Gaddafi... More »

24th, February 2011 Sports 4

Arsenal Beat Stoke's Anti-Football: In Photos

What can it be like playing for Stoke? All their players are talented. What must it be like waiting for the ball to complete its third transept of the moon and land? More »

24th, February 2011 Sports 2

Horse Racing: Banned Horse Names

Peony’s Envy and Norfolk Enchants... More »

24th, February 2011 Reviews

Cambridge Jeweller Chris Hopper Tackles Robber Who Holds Gun To His Head: Video

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough! The have a go hero, has a go... More »

24th, February 2011 Money 1

Saudi Arabia Can't Solve Libya: The Myth Of Spare Oil Capacity

The talk in the news is that if Libyans oil stop - it's the world's 12th largest producer - Saudi Arabia can make up for any short fall. But it's not that easy... More »