6th, February 2011
Key Posts
Judge Bans Too Stupid Man From Having Sex
the High Court the judge has banned Alan, a man with an IQ of 48 and some learning issues, from having sex. More »
6th, February 2011
Key Posts
6th, February 2011
TV & Radio
4 How To Pour Red Wine
In the next show, we look at how to remove a red wine stain with white wine... More »
6th, February 2011
Celebrities
2 Kerry Katona Marries Her Marine: More Disingenuous Tabloid News
Katona is to marry dad-of-three Kevin Green, 32. Well, so says the Star, which learns of the news from an unnamed source.... More »
6th, February 2011
Reviews
Northumbria Police Unveil Statue Of A Huge Genital Piercing
Can a symbol be a better copper than 207 officers? More »
5th, February 2011
Politicians
EDL In Luton: Cameron's 'Race War' And The Muslim Fascist
EDL massed in Luton and there was very little violence. The mainstream media was excited at the prospect of mayhem. And then we met Abdul Salaam... More »
5th, February 2011
Key Posts
1 Britain's Armchair Islamists Want Sharia Law In Egypt: Photos Of Unified Intolerance
We want intolerance and we want it now! More »
5th, February 2011
Sports
Newcastle 4 - Arsenal 4 Photos: Who Needs Andy Carroll When You Have Phil Dowd?
Arsenal were four goals up at the break against Newcastle in the Premier League. Then... More »
5th, February 2011
Reviews
1 Pope's Donor Card Invalid - Just Like The Emergency Condom In His Wallet
Benedict has been banned from using his donor card to donate his body parts - and that hair (that shiny, shiny hair) - to some lucky soul... More »
5th, February 2011
Strange But True
Unborn Baby Gives Parents The Thumbs Up
When A Fonz is born... More »
5th, February 2011
Key Posts
7 EDL March Anti-Islam March In Luton: In Photos
To Luton, where members of the English Defence League are protesting against Islam in St George's Square... More »
5th, February 2011
Key Posts
1 Jenius Is Our Misspelled Tattooed Mug Shot Of The Day
Jerome Smith - aka Jenius - is out Tatooed Mug Shot Of The Day... More »
5th, February 2011
Strange But True
Girl, 12, Gets Perverted Message On Valentine's Day Candy
"NICE TITS." So goes the message etched into the piece of children's candy... More »
5th, February 2011
Key Posts
14 David Cameron: Anti-Islam Propaganda, The EDL And Muslim Terrorists
David Cameron speaks on multi-culturalism. We round-up the news and views... More »
5th, February 2011
Celebrities
2 Victoria Beckham Is Having A Girl: Dressing La Vida Loca
Beckham is having a…girl. Vida will be seven or eight pounds of dribbling clothes horse (like her dad)... More »
4th, February 2011
TV & Radio
3 British Humour In Crisis: Japan Bans Fry And Mexico Hates Top Gear
We live in an age of global telly. Anyone at any time can be offended... More »
4th, February 2011
Politicians
1 Egypt Loses Mubarak's Billions But Cairo Will Always Have Its Fashion Industry
How rich is President Mubarak? No. more than that... More... Much, much more... More »
4th, February 2011
Key Posts
Kinetica Art Fair 2011: In Photos
The Kinetica Art Fair, London, features Australian artist Stelarc, who has a cultivated human ear grown beneath the skin of his left arm... More »
4th, February 2011
Technology
Man Sacked For Looking For Knockers On Work Lap Top At Home
How private is your work computer? One man learnt the hard way that there is no personal use on a work machine... More »
4th, February 2011
Celebrities
Gwyneth Paltrow Conquers Nashville With Woody Allen: Quote Of The Day
Quote of the day is bestowed upon us by Gwyneth Paltrow, whose website GOOP is there to make us feel even worse about our own impoverished lives... More »
4th, February 2011
Celebrities
Vanessa Feltz Is Gargantuan In OK!
When Nikki Grahame first appeared on Big Brother, she drew comparisons, not all them favourable, to a boiled-washed Vanessa Feltz. Then they met... More »
4th, February 2011
Strange But True
Malawi Bans Farting In Public: Bottom Inspectors At Large
Has Malawi banned farting in public? And, if it has, how can the bottom inspectors prove who farted? More »
4th, February 2011
Sports
7 Torres, Carroll And Owen Make Newcastle United The Biggest Losers
In 2005, Newcastle bid £29.5m for Fernando Torres. Six years on and Torres has gone to Chelsea for £50m... More »
4th, February 2011
Reviews
Climate Kids Are The New Hitler Youth
The Green Shirts are taking direct action against they who dare to disagree. And they are not coming alone. They've got kids... More »
4th, February 2011
Reviews
2
Egypt: What No Anti-Israel Protests?
In Egypt we have seen a few flashes on anti-Israel rhetoric, but the protests have had nothing to do with Israel... More »
