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2nd, February 2011 Key Posts 3

Cyclone Yasi Hits Australia: Too Late To Run

The Queensland authorities already reeling, struggling with the chaos caused by the multi-billion A$ damage of the Christmas - New Year floods, had earlier only one piece of advice "Run Away"... More »

1st, February 2011 TV & Radio

Christians Pray To A Cardboard Muslim Obama: Save Him Jesus

Christians pray to save a huge cardboard Barack Obama. The real Obama is a Christian. This cardboard one is fake who was born in Belgium... More »

1st, February 2011 Reviews

Egypt: Iraqis Flee To Safety Of Home

Around 800 people took up the offer to head back to the comparative safety of Iraq... More »

1st, February 2011 Film

James Franco Will Teach Class About James Franco: Trueman Show Made Real

Franco is to teach us in the ways of James Franco at Columbia College Hollywood. The module is called Master Class: Editing James Franco… with James Franco.... More »

1st, February 2011 Reviews

Police.co.uk Creates New Ordnance Survey Map Of Crime

The source for this fact is www.police.uk, a site allows you to see the offences reported in your local street by entering a street name or postcode.... More »

1st, February 2011 Reviews

After The Manchester Bomb Exploded This Video Was Taken

What makes this video authentic is the lack of commentary and music. It has haunting quality... More »

1st, February 2011 Politicians 4

Tony Blair Was Complicit In Release Of Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al Megrahi

Ministers secretly briefed Libya’s Government on how to secure the early release of the Lockerbie bomber – Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al Megrahi... More »

1st, February 2011 Technology 4

Volunteers Translate Egyptian Calls Into Tweets

Google and Twitter announced that they had set up phone numbers in Egypt for protesters to call into, that would then automatically be turned into voicemail messages... More »

1st, February 2011 Strange But True

Nigerian Scammers Invite Women To Buy US Soldiers Out Of Iraq: Some Fall For It

Smith wanted to be with her. He told her that he needed money to buy his way out of the US military. So. Between October 2009 and July 2010, Roberts sent him £80,000... More »

1st, February 2011 TV & Radio

Cat Tips: Check The Anal Area

Shout at your cat for five seconds; shoot your cat... More »

1st, February 2011 Strange But True

Tipster Budgie Found In Glasgow Betting Shop Toilet

Do gamblers make for budgie fanciers? We ask in light of news from the William Hill betting shop on Maryhill Road, Glasgow, where a budgie has been found... More »

1st, February 2011 Politicians 6

Egypt: Muslim Brotherhood Shouted Down By Unity Protesters

There is hope for Egypt yet... More »

1st, February 2011 Sports

Fernando Torres Stays at Liverpool And Andy Carroll Still A Magpie For February

Torres has not left Liverpool. The great news is that Mr Torres is clad in the famous red shirt. And Andy Carroll is still a Newcastle United player - all true! More »

1st, February 2011 Money

Fat Cat Mervyn King Says Tighten Your Belts

King, head of the Bank of England, has secured for himself a £1.4 million top-up to his pension pot. It now stands at £5.36m.... More »

1st, February 2011 Reviews 1

Weather Training Class Cancelled Due To Weather

The weather training class has been cancelled... More »

1st, February 2011 Celebrities 6

For Missoni Life Is A Scatter Cushion, Literally

MMM: “As for my friends, they were scattered all over the place. But now I’ve got a cushion of friends I can fall back on and bounce off”… More »

1st, February 2011 Reviews

Salmon Fishing In The Age Of Austerity

It’s day 1 of the salmon fishing season. There’s no dessert, unless David Cameron’s got some spare cake… More »

1st, February 2011 Celebrities 1

Jacqui Ainsley (Guy Ritchie's Lover) Talks About Her Private Life In Hello!

Want to hear about the "intensely private " Miss Ainsley's life with the former Mr Madonna..? More »

1st, February 2011 Celebrities 2

The Secrets Of Cheryl Cole's Happiness Are Revealed

Cole smiles from the cover of Hello! magazine. Readers are invited to read on and learn “THE SECRETS BEHIND HER HAPPINESS”?... More »

1st, February 2011 Strange But True 4

Hungarian Teacher Attila Domotor Headbutts A Pupil: Parents Approve

To Hungary,where history teacher Attila Domotor, 42, reponds to student goading with a headbutt... More »

1st, February 2011 Reviews

David Montgomery: Life, Times And A Running Obituary

When crooked media mogul Bob Maxwell went gurgling down for the last time somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean in 1991, the Mirror Group empire he asset-stripped bare was foundering. Then Montgomery arrived... More »

1st, February 2011 Reviews 2

Councillor Praises Paedophile Scout Leader

"I have yet to hear anybody say a bad word against him." Well, so long as children are seen and not heard, you might not have... More »

1st, February 2011 TV & Radio

The Woolly Jumper Sheep Bounces The Dog

What do you call a sheep that bounces...? A woolly jumper... More »

1st, February 2011 Celebrities 2

Amy Childs Is In Caprice's Knickers: Photos

Childs is the news face, chest, legs and buttocks of Caprice’s lingerie... More »

1st, February 2011 Strange But True

Donald Trump Dog Wins Pet Look-Alike Show: Photos

Want to see some other dogs that look like stars?... More »